Why there is no movie about Punic Wars? I want to see Carthage gets salted

Why there is no movie about Punic Wars? I want to see Carthage gets salted

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I would make an XXX parody and call it the "Pubic Wars"

Who wants to work with elephants?
and CGI elephants would look shit

>It's a nordcuck thread

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They did it in Alexander
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>le roman emperors has blond hair/blue eyes meme

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thats literally how he was described by multiple people

>never see a blonde italian

Stop watching those mafia movies that hired Sicilian actors and think all Italians look like them.

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I have a North Atlantid phenotype, so I have no dog in this fight, but prove definitively that he didn't look like that.

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