600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL #2

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8pm-10pm EST: Janine
>A year since her weight loss journey began, Janine is still in the 500s and mostly immobile, and now, Dr. Nowzardan is running out of options for how to treat her if she can't find a way to control her eating habit and start walking again.

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>WILL THE CORD BE LONG ENOUGH, KITTY?

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her voiceover voice is really nice, and she sounds like she can read unlike many other patients lel

normally if someone tried to show me a show with television commercials i'd want to throw up but i'll do it for you guys.

Been a virgin a long time, huh?

>tissue paper commercial for fags
what the fuck

>i'd want to throw
dont worry, your stomach will be empty after the first half hour, at worst you'll dry heave

muh 2 French bread pizzas are ready anons mmmmmmmm

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TLC's frequent commercial breaks are for funposting with your fatbros.

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DUDE AN INTERRACIAL GAY COUPLE OMG SO PROGRESSIVE

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HAHA just a tampon commercial, they show the blue liquid on the toilet paper because they can't show blood on a tv commercial. ya know, because his ass bleeds from getting fucked so much. that's what they were saying, right?

Do you think 600lb people ever existed in ancient times in rare instances?

works epecially well on santorum
(google it)

no, i meant more in the sense that her voice doesnt fit her tragic looks at all

Is Justin's hobby store still around?

600 lb? probably not since they'd just die, but i'm sure morbidly obese aristocrats existed

When is new 90 day other way ep coming out?

that nurse constantly looks like she wants to commit suicide
>I DID BETTER THAN THAT CMON!
>DAMN IT HELL
kek

i think growing fat bitches was a spectator sport in ancient times. growing a good fat bitch without all that nastiness like the elephant trunk legs and such must be a very fine art.

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Some user posted some figures he painted that he bought from Justin's store during last week's episode. Maybe he can tell us.

>7 lbs
holy FUCK

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7lbs with a balloon in her stomach. How?

559 oh lawd

This bitch is faking with the pain, she's doing that for sympathy.

>7 lbs

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I heard Steven burned it to the ground

>7 pounds
ohnonononono

It is really nice, unlike her weight loss.

Monday.

>must be a very fine art.
An art you couldn't comprehend.

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At her weight 7lb is taking a shit and two pisses

>rides mobility scooter everywhere
>I tried so hard

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She still has her cravings and eats anyway.

Brute force. Fatties explode their stomachs after the surgery.

I want to fuck cute chubby nurse

Impossible. Largest person in antiquity was probably 350 lbs.

>ONLY ONE OR TWO STEPS???
fucking kek, also this bitch is lying her ass off

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AND GOT SO FAR

>and got so far

thanks user. I wanna see that white grandma going to india

>Thermodynamics

this tbqhwyf

>Not even eating my full calories

>literally swallow a balloon so you are FORCED to eat less
>keep eating so much it only just hyper expands your stomach so youre back where you started without the fucking balloon

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BUT IN THE END, I ALWAYS GET FATTER

I didn't buy them from Justin's store. I collect and paint some of the models I saw for sale in his store. Pic related is a model I painted and it's from a line Justin sells. I have never even been to Rhode Island but if I went there I would stop and buy some models from Justin.

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This bitch is a victim junky. Any stress or judgement she starts blubbering and pretending to be in pain.

I love Dr. No. He's schooling this lying shit.

I swear to god she remind of an actor I have his face in my mind but can't think of the name

You can do it, user. I believe in you.

A nicely sculpted fatty with an cute face is pretty great.

>you can get up at 3am and eat, it dunt mattah
What the fuck, I was lied to all my life. They said your metabolism slows at night so eating at night will have you retain more fat than if you eat during the day!

>Some user posted some figures he painted that he bought from Justin's store during last week's episode.
no he didn't

23, 190. Just reached my goal a few weeks ago, lost 30 lbs from 220. Unfortunately as a side effect, I've lost much of my strength since I've lost a lot of mass too. Feels bad man.

BUT, I am feeling better than ever before. No more rationalization that I'm not fat. I will NEVER be fat. These people always remind me of that and force me to discipline. Based fatasses.

that's always been a meme

A local candy company just ran a commercial and it's pic related

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Laughably untrue. In some cultures like China, fat was a status symbol, some royal family members got BIG.

No you don't trust me. All the qt chubby nurses are ex-stacies. They're all super vapid narcissistic whores who started getting fat after they graduated nursing school and started working. They're the type of strong empowered women who burp in public and talk about nasty shit in front of others. Worst part is they think they're actually hot. Fuck them. The only good nurses you want to fuck are the petite qt azn and latinas, and thank god I was able to get a qt azn one.

t. nurse in the OR

John c reilly?

i wish i could let my gigantic nutsac just hang out the bottom of my skirt like she does

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Why aren't even of these fat niggas type 2 diabetics? I've never seen it mentioned on this show

Recognize her progress, Yea Forums! She lost seven whole pounds!

dude same here, it's driving me crazy

cause its a given

>HERE'S YOUR LEGBUSSY, BRO

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Dr. Manletdise is back

The dwarf returns
boo

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>Recognition
>For the progress she's made

>Paradise
fuck

Only go in if his corgi is there desu

>dr manlet is literally the same height as her sitting down

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I'm so tired of nurses

Colm Meaney

I TRIED TO STALL! TO LOSE IT AAAALLL!

I've heard it mentioned. That black woman who died was diabetic. It shouldnt be an issue for Dr. No, if they're on meds, and the diet they're supposed to be following is what diabetics often do, too.

gnome

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is dr paradise a midget?

Is her leg growing butthole?

Holy fuck, I'm about to die.

A midget talking to a gargantuan wildebeast

It can't get any better than this

Miss Dr. Manlet now we get him 2 weeks in a row.

100x prefer him to lola

>DR NOW, I'M STUCK. LIKE, LITERALLY.

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It kind of looks like a butthole.

Sorry, I guess I misunderstood. Cool hobby though, user. I always wanted to get into model making, but apparently I have ADD and lose focus and drive after like a half hour.

She obviously just plays up the sweet talking voice for sympathy and to avoid getting called out on her bullshit.

How tall is he? 4'9?

>*cats predatory instinct gets activated*
RUN DR RUN

fucking hell

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kill all spoonmouths

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BUT IN THE END, I ONLY GOT FATTER

just start abusing stimulants to get rid of that

He gets shorter every episode.

Looks like a teenage grandson

>Dr. Paradise just Inceptions his patients by saying "when I deal with [people like you], they seem to talk about [thing I want you to talk about]
>they agree, because the idea was implanted in their mind by him
Psychology is such a fucking sham, holy shit.

>I would stop and buy some models from Justin.
Based and small-business-pilled. I hope someone can go someday and tell us all what his shop is like

I think we estimated 5'2"

also checked

fuck i forgot it's tonight. when did it start and when does it end?

I procrastinate a lot myself. I have a shit ton of half-painted models that I could probably all finish in a day.

For every 50lb his patients gain he loses an inch

This bitch cries at the drop of a hat. She's a fucking fraud. She's not doing the diet if she's maintaining 560 lbs. She's still eating, she's just hiding it more. I'm betting she thinks if she doesn't eat half a 7-11 one day a week, it should work, right? Those other days totally don't count.

Whenever they say "I've been working so hard!" usually means they're still binging. Boogie 2288 did that for years.

Looks like him but the guy i'm thinking is doing B movies/supporting cast, it's mostly the hairline/forehead combo, but thanks guys

Midge

Same for the most part. The only ones I still like are the Filipino and azn ones. Pretty much all the other ones are fucking whores who I can't stand. There are some quiet latina and white girls that are good too, but for the most part all the white, nig, and latina nurses are shit tier people.

>bored housewife with postpartum depression
>JUST BUY THIS TACKY SPINNING CHAIR ON AMAZON

Boogie1488 still does that. He's a fat lying sack of shit.

He's a head taller than a standard light switch on the wall. Work out the math.

Holy shit user, I figured it out...Colm Meaney

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Janine?
More like Jannies!

Sounds like fatty talk to me. You decide what you do in life, from eating to hobbies.

It's OK. There's a general on /tg/ called /wip/ (Work In Progress) if you want to learn more and try to get into it. Here's another of my guys.

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It's more like fat people have literally no gauge or scale of what actually is a lot of food. Calories are a foreign thing to them.

>Hmmm, whipped cream?
>Can only says 200 calories...
>GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

rinse and repeat.

I got leg cruuust on youuu,went as far as I could roll

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How hard is it to just stop eating? Help a thin person understand.

>TFW went from 210 to 155 since watching fatkino with Yea Forums 2017

I love being mini!

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Not surprised at all. His brains are rotted mush, and he's been using "Muh mean mommie!" as a crutch his whole fucking life.

she honestly was the ugliest asian i ever saw.

What did you do to lose the 30lbs?

very, food is delicious and plentiful

Her layg is coming along pretty nicely, though. Considering the circumstances, of course.

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>Calories are a foreign thing to them.
calories don't matter
only sating hunger matters

Grande porco

It's an addiction of listening to your body's cravings over and over again without discipline to say no.

>tfw sold most of my shit
>started a mechanicum army then got bored and never painted anything

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Good work, minifag. I'm sure she would be proud of you.

Nice!

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What Georgie does all day: farts on your pillow, after humping it.

Well. Would you Yea Forums?

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Ate less. That's literally it. My exercise had literally no effect. One and half years of normal eating + lifting, no difference in weight whatsoever. Half year of less eating + lifting, lbs started shedding off slowly but surely.

just got home, someone tell me what'd I miss please

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from amber's newest, courtesy of kf. apparently that top is a 5x dress.

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>I just want someone who's smart and funny!
Codeword for chad

>Smothers
How long has this been going on?

7lbs lost after swallowing a fucking BALLOON

I came half an hour is, is this still the recap or is this new stuff?

>every fucking week this guy

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>weighing my food

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She gets fatter every time I see a photo, is she just taking lard by IV now?

seeing her prepare salads makes me mad

We're in the new stuff.

>salad
good j-
>shit ton of cheese
wait no wait
>dressing
GOD DAMN IT

>cheese
never gonna make it

Weird that I missed her original episode. Her ordering from the drive-thru on her scooter is like a parody.

Oh shit, that''s the often talked about 0 calories BBQ sauce!

Oh my god it's like a comedy sketch.

No, because all of those people in those commercials have major issues.

Better than 1000 McNuggies at least

every fucking word out of this bitches mouth is a king size word salad of bullshit. unless she's talking about how much she loves food.

Scootypuff in the drive through, lol.

This is her "eating well" for the camera. Just look at that fuckhuge portion size.

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is there any other way?

Its ok, user. She weighed that food on a scale.

did that taxi have a star of david steering wheel?!

she's still in the fucking scooter

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Mmm banana peppers

>orange safety vest on the back of her fat piece of shit scooter
kek

>scooter through the drive thu

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scooting her life away

I seriously doubt match is worth the cost unless you are a 9 or 10.

GUYS IM AWAY FROM HOME RIGHT NOW I CANT WATCH IT

IS THIS A RERUN?

DID SHE GO THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU ON HER SCOOTER HAHAHA

Dr Now rushes into the room and destroys the scooter with a bat

Why is this bitch still in the scooter?

oh shit she did it

82 pounds in 1 munt!?

Holy fucking shit!

fuck I was taking a nap. can I get a rundown?

478, and she looks the same size.

How?

>YFW IT'S CRUDE TEXAN OIL

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she made it

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where are they now?

It's a "where are they now" with Janine.

t. fatass

sorry bro traffic, help pls

New episode. It will re-air in about 3 hours.

It's easier when you're that heavy cause now your body needs so much more energy to maintain homeostasis, so doing nothing burns more than an average person.

I don't like Where are they now episodes unless they're huge failures or unless they're super cool dudes like Brandon who went to pilot school and made it super hard.

i-im just a bit husky

>scooters are addictive

shit man i should get one, maybe its awesome

>that should give you enough time to make some arrangements for your cat
OHNONONONONO

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Anyone else think this most recent season isn't as good as the past?


No James K level episodes
Assanti Brothers followup wasn't that Kino compared to their last couple

The only one I can remember are the two fat redneck women who lived in that disgusting trailer whose father died at the end.

I think its 2 months

Everything this bitch says sounds fake as fuck lmao.

>wean you off the scooter psychologically
huh?

>...hm....gud
dr now literally gives no shit

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Fuck she's going to kill the cat

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I can't weight for Dr. Now to play with that fat slab of layg meat.

Portion size doesn't matter with salad, as long as you don't load it up with cheese and creamy dressing. You literally can't too much lettuce, it's so low calorie. Guys like Dr. Furhman (Eat To Live) recommend the fatties who need to binge to eat a lot of low calorie food, like salads.

I've heard exercise doesn't do as much as people expect for weight loss. I've been trying to walk 3 miles per day, seems to be helping but I am also skipping breakfast and trying to keep under 2000 calories per day most days.

>Dr. Now's smile is a blessing
WHOLESOME

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>using his full name
>giggling at his jokes
this bihh wants his cock NOW

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In those "Amerifats" pictures, those people are like nowhere close to 500 or 600 pounds but they're riding scooters all the time. Based off what Dr. Now says, they're just fucking lazy and would rather ride around than walk. From what Dr. Now implies, people at 500 should still be able to remain mobile.

Second ep with the guy who started at the gym and went hard was good if you like the success stories, but I'm here to see train wrecks

Want to protect Dr. Now's smile.

this.

>thanks for asking, I don't have any kids, he's like my baby

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i'm 6'2 and 115 pounds

how do i bulk like these monsters??

Have. Sex

yeah lettuce is pretty much like crunchy water

Is she flirting with dr now or wtf was that lmao

Oh yeah, you can definitely tell. She plays emotions up like she's constantly suffering and overcoming stacked odds. That last scene with Dr. Now shows it. She's a professional manipulator.

you got to be anorexic bro

Angie from this season was a classic trainwreck. The really stereotypical ghetto nogs were amusing too. VNA and Allen were also good, though not a trainwreck.

This is the first episode I've seen where he didn't grill the sit out of the fatty for failing to lose weight. Nice.

>Y U SO FUNNY U DOC NOW

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>another ad
ffs. this is why nobody watches tv anymore

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>6'2 115 pounds
bro thats creepy levels of underweight

>SRSLY I'M GONNA CRUSH THE BALLOON INSIDE

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Gotta count your macros. Cut for the summer.

>I've heard exercise doesn't do as much as people expect for weight loss
You've heard right. Short of running miles every day and burning at *least* 500 calories per session or something, exercise does little to nothing for actually losing fat. The only way to lose fat is allow your body to literally eat itself by withholding the external energy it wants from it, aka dieting.

1800 calories per day is the sweet spot for losing weight at a reasonable rate and what I adhered to. If you want to lose more faster, bring it down further. That's all there is to it.

Also make sure you eat more proteins and fats than you do carbs. For one, it's less calories for more fulfilling feelings, and two it's less detrimental to your overall health in the long run.

no shit, I visited a friend at a college town in the US and people who are barely 130kg use them at walmart. I also saw college students racing them kek.

Do it bish

It gives me the shits. Also it expands the stomach and I just get hungry later.

>i'm 6'2 and 115 pounds

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>nobody watches tv anymore
You underestimate normies and boomers.

>obese fucks are lazy
shocking

30+ minutes on an exercise bike will burn around 200-300 calories. A fucking hamburger is 300-450 usually. All that matters is calories in calories out for weight change, and diet is infinitely more important than exercise for influence on calories.

Exercise is more for actual health benefits like cardiovascular health, muscle tone, building strength, even things like lung capacity. But it's not great for weight loss. Unless of course you're already a fairly accomplished athlete doing high intensity activity, then you actually have to eat MORE to maintain your weight and not lose more weight dropping to underweight levels.

Hey skinnybro. 6'0 130lbs and gaining. You have to force yourself to eat even if it's hard to keep it down. Protein shakes help too.

>6'2 and 115 pounds

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She has no real social skills, she overcompensates with fake "cheery" shit that she thinks makes her witty and charming. She's in a constant fog of denial, like her awful dye job thinning hair looks good.

I bet she has a LOT of reddit accounts, and probably mods there.

can you tell me your stats? height and weight

We'll never see another James K again. That's peak 600lb life and can't be topped.

looked like it lmao

how are you even alive?

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Nachos are a lot like lettuce, I've heard

I’m a foot shorter than you and weigh the same, you should start eating peanut butter or something

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For real, if there were mobile carts in my malls I'd ride them around too.

I WANT TO FUCK CHRISTINA

Yeah, he did, did you miss the part where he tsk'd her hard on still using the scooter, and telling her eating later in the day had fuck all to do with her only losing 7 pounds?

Dude I'm max skeleton at a similar height but I weigh way more than that

make peanut butter milkshakes

london?

place your bets
how much will this blob of of flesh weigh after removal?

I call 30 lb

Yea Forums bros help me

How do I make my dad stop getting angry at me for not wanting to eat takeout with the rest of the family? He says it's wasting food.

I've been trying to lose weight by making meals for myself and haven't had any sugar drinks in a few months and I actually feel pretty good for the first time in a long time.

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You mean lifting stats?

I'm currently 190, looking to get down to 180 actually to lose what little gut remains once and for all, 6'0.

I've lost strength as I've lost weight, but right now I'm kind of maintaining at about 1.75 pl8 bench, 1 pl8 OHP, and ~250lbs deadlift. Fuck squats, I've stopped doing those for a while. They're demonic to me.

>6'2"
>200 lbs
>only bench 125lb
W-were all gonna make it right bros?

its true

i eat two meals a day

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Exercise for these planets is more about mobility.

>yfw Janine dies during surgery

23 lbs

Damn, you look heavier than 115. Eat nuts.

Exercise is overrated but to say it does little to nothing is pretty stupid desu. Calories are your bodies energy, you lose weight by not meeting your bodies energy demands forcing it to tap into it's energy reserves which is how you lose fat. Exercising increases your bodies energy demands.

Also, being fat isn't just bad because you're fat it causes many health problems. Losing weight won't fix those health problems, doing cardio and light weight lifting exercises will greatly improve your health. Just eating at a deficit and losing weight isn't enough.

Susan can get it desu

(my 4.75inch penis)

tell him you're trying to conserve money so stop buying you takeout

I hope Dr. Now plays with the flesh after surgery

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nigger you could eat bread and drink water and you should weight more than that, wtf have you shoot meth for years and have AIDS or something?

40lbs

probably just a metabolism thing, that's how it is for me

Closest without going over? I'm guessing like 42

>"SEE YOU ON THE THE OTHER SIDE!"

Uh-oh. What did her niece mean by this ... ?

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Protein shakes. You don't look too skelly so you're good.

>I eat two meals a day
a peanut butter sandwich and a packet of ramen arent a meals faggot

Rachel is CUTE

You're either heavier than 115 or shorter than 6'2.

if you're actually 6'2" that looks more like 140-150 to me unless you have really fucked up chicken legs or something

How come they're cutting her alien egg sac off, but they don't cut that shit off Stephen's leg?

i dont want computer aids but i want to watch. what do

owwwwww muh legz

I need something James K or Boomer Asanti Dad tier

GOD DAMN

yeah I agree 115 6'2 sounds anorexic tier skinny, moreso than that pic.

FUCK JANINES
FUCK TRANINES

They certainly like that dark plum color dont they?
Its her scooter and hair color too.

Log in to the TLC website with your cable account and watch live there : )

>40lbs

tell him not to get you any, my family know to not even bother asking me anymore.

if you do omad, make sure they see you eating it, my dad was on my ass for not eating so I'm making sure he sees me grabbing my daily 1500cals.

can't wait to go back to college kek

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Dr. Now playing around with his patient's masses again.

Thats like the weight of my whole right leg.

Fat sacks, brought to you by Hostess and Ben & Jerry's.

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He's not even buying the food though. He asks if I want anything, I say no and that I'm making something for myself, and he gets pissed.

Really weird though but we've been eating takeout weekly since I was born (I'm 23 now).

No, but i do drink about 2-3 handles of hard alcohol a week

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>Dr.Now low-key gonna go vomit

>I'm in too much pain to TRY TO WALK
they should just let these pieces of shit die

>Making all of these excuses to not walk like a normal human being

Holy fuck

Imagine rendering the fat out of that into a nice stock. Or maybe some people soap.

I'm also dieting on 1800kcal. Trying to go from 153lbs to 143(5'8), but I'll probably need to drop the calories even lower.

>she still refuses to walk

Like that black woman who went down to 300 and still refuses to walk.

Anyone here eat their frozen cookie dough yet?

Asking for a fren

Feels good frens

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Has it been taking extra long for posts to go through for anyone else?

>cable account
user, I...

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>TFW DINNER US READY IN TWO HOURS.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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I want a FALL RISK bracelet, its cool.

More victim shit.

oh shit, didnt know i could do this

bait bait bait bait

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>she doesn't even get up to use the bathroom

CLEAN ME UP WAGIES

I PISSED MYSELF AGAIN

this bitch would rather piss herself then get up and walk? Wtf is wrong with her?

kino

Why are you trying to get so light? Are you a femanon amongst us by chance?

>still making excuses to not walk

>tfw Dr Now slices some nice juicy fat steaks from that fine cut
I'll take mine rare doctor

do a somersault!

yeah yeah
it hurts
we get it

She's fucking GAKKED on pain killers.

>supersize wheelchair

>it's challenging
SO IS FUCKING MEDICAL SCHOOL GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW BITCH

>that fucking wheelchair

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>Supersize wheelchair

LMAO HOLY FUCK

>Got this supersized wheelchair for you

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Is she high on meds? She seems off mentally.

I thought for sure that music was gonna be dawn of man for a second.

STOP

>here's a SUPERSIZED wheelchair for you

Gotta add that in huh Dr. Now?

>IF I'M PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP HE'LL GO AWAY

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I'd image you to be even thinner, it's not that bad. You are probably still very young

How the fuck is it bait? I eat like shit and I don't gain weight. There's no other explanation.

Oh shit, someone actually spelled "somersault" correctly? I think this is the first time in my entire life it's happened. It's always "summersault"

>Dr now checking that ass out
top kek

She's fall onto a fainting couch if they made them big enough. This fake bitch.

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OWIE WOWIE

Please wake up, Aniki.

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Sounds like a car horn IT HURTS IT HURTS

OOHHHH MUH LAYG

i'm 6 ft trying to get 160 from 170 and ive been doing dr. now's 1200, i've been losing really quick

>tfw you fail Dr. Now

haha suck it up jannyne

>that wheelchair
she looks stoned as fuck

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kek

And the Oscar goes to...

dude haha i love that screaming gay guy lol. its so funny to pretend were gay haha

Over cooked on the outside, undercooked on the inside. Lower the heat

HAHA

MYKNEEAIN'THAVINIT

>WAS GETTING UP PART OF YOUR PLAN?

IT WEEL CUT

I could use that walker to paint ceilings with.

Bet she has been sneaking food and that is why she doesn't want to get the wieght taken.

That was a really sharp movement, jesus christ

HAHAHHAHA

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>PUSH MY BUTT PLEASE
>INNOHABBENIN
>INNOHABBENIN
>INNOHABBENIN

>FO' GOD'S SAKES DOC FUCKIN' HILARIOUS

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Based black nurse ain't havin none of that complainin.

i feel bad for the nurse who had to grab the anus of a whale

>that shit stain on the wheelchair

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fucking kill yourself unironically

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lol no. I just my abs to show and better muscle definition. I'm not that skinny, I have a good amount of muscle on me, trust me.

Dr. No gives in. Oscar and Emmy for Best Performance. He's done with her.

did anyone catch a screen of the shit stain

been at the gym what'd i miss boys??

That nig isn't a nurse she's a nurse assistant.

Its worse, that was puss and blood from her surgery

Kek what's the difference

Well that's a good goal, then. Good luck on that.

>praising someone for sufficiency

that's painfully low tho, and if you trow in regular exercise... I don't know. The lowest I went was 1500 and I lose weight just fine

Thanks!

Nurse assistants clean piss and shit, bathe patients, move patients, dress them, and just do all the menial and gross shit. Nurses do treatments and give meds.

it's not really that bad honestly, it's tough the first week or so but after that you get used to it. now I don't really even have the appetite for more. i don't really exercise though apart from taking 20-30 minute walks.

What is a lvn? Is that a nurse or lower than that?

>i don't really exercise though
Ok, got it.
I can assure you that with regular weight lifting training that is too little calories to get trough.
Good luck on reaching your goal!

They're basically just a nurse assistant who can also give some meds and perform some treatments.

i broke my arm recently and was advised not to lift until the bone healed all the way, I guess I could've done leg stuff but fuck that. i'm gonna try to go start lifting tomorrow and keep the same diet and see how it works out.
>Good luck on reaching your goal!
you too user

Thanks for the info. I know someone that's becoming an LVN next month.

It's not a bad job, you're not doing as much gross shit as a nurse assistant and the pay is good, 57k average in my state. 12 hour shifts are nice too. But they are kind of on the way out, could be hard to find a job.

using my parents account info