This is the face of someone almost forty years old

>this is the face of someone almost forty years old
How does he do it?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Lots of sex

doing what you love like building brown bricks

finally succumbed to pier pressure (webm missing)

>this is the face of a 12 year old.
How does she do it?

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Mike obviously nabbed her of her youth and then energized it within his self.

more mike memes please

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Unironically, onions is good for your face and keeps you young looking

no way

baggy shirt, no added mass to face or arms

Draw incredibly racist cartoons to laugh your head off

he has a full head of hair
im 26 and its too fucking thin

>she
>her

t. boomers who don't know who Andy milonakis is

How can her petite pusy handle a 10inch dick, bros?

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And t. some Zoomer who keeps up with the latest en vogue trannies.

Gross. Erin is the worst!

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low testosterone, high estrogen and lots of S O Y L E N T

Mike at 38.

pic related is James at 33.

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Mike is the creator of "Loco Bandito".
James is a beta loser.
Ryanis an entrepreneur and alpha.

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>thick head of hair
>loads of bleach white grey hairs
>notice more every month
>they are starting to team up

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big willy mike!

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james is a such

fuck you I have thin hair and now there starting to turn silver right up front

Don't post or talk about Erin on here you fucking retard.

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Buddy that's more than a baggy shirt, dude has skinny face and arms because he's skinnyfat, which is the combination of a diet slightly higher than maintenance that's filled with carbs and low protein, along with a sedentary lifestyle.

I would know. I have his bodytype.

erin is an ugly whore fucking her way to the top whilst mike knocks fat shits out of her ass

jesus christ stomach fat is literally worst form of fat medically too

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imagine fucking this lmao

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Lol, Andy Milonakis was in vogue in fucking 2005. He's not a tranny, he has some hormonal issue that causes him to look like a 14year old forever. You really are a boomer

Skinny fat lol

>almost forty
So thirty-something? That's nothing, your body doesn't even start falling apart then unless you have some unhealthy habits.

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That's not what skinny fat means.

I don't get it? He looks his age.

apparently she can't cook for shit so her and mike just eat junk food and fast food AND they chug soda just for the fuck of it

Fucking dye it then. It’s easier to fix than balding hair you stupid nigger

Literally the build of most of Yea Forums

lol calm down before you lose some more strands, baldy

>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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There's 100% possibility she's a controlling, humorless cunt that insists he does exactly 50% of the housework and kid rearing, despite him being the one that has the job.

She killed James, not the failure of the AVGN movie.

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gotta be shopped

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brown bricks

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james stop posting your porn

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>deafening roar of
>guilt
What is she feeling guilty of? Are they really James' kids?

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As much as I hate Mike, I admit his face has aged well. This is a recent DarksydePhil pic. He's two years younger than Mike

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"I'm sorry it's come to this, James..."

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"Three Stooges is problematic!"

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>OMG WHY ARE THE UNIVERSAL MONSTER MOVIES SUCH SAUSAGEFESTS

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How can I be a boomer buddy if I don't know something that was most relevant over ten years ago? I think that makes you the boomer.

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I'm fucking astounded that these guys doing scat porn can even get 70% hard when filming with shit and how terrible the smell must be.

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>MFW it's a James/and or Mike posts their scat porn collection episode...

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screenwave feeding him good, huh?