Kojima has a naked 3D model of Refn

>my bestie
Hackjima is shit

>my bestie, Nicholas
Absolutely based

that makes sense no way Guillermo could actually do any of the walking for his mocap and Refn seems like he wouldn't either lol

Since you are hyped let me spoil the game
Most of the lines are between Walking Dead Man and his black boss.
His black boss has his real son in the real world.
His wife becomes an enemy later on and tries to free him from the alternative dimension.
The black man aka his boss sent him to an alternative dimension to help him kill the ludens.
The plot twist is that the walking dead man is a luden himself.

There I saved you the trailer analysis shit.

>bestie until the money runs out

>Yea Forums LIKES KOJIMBO
OH NO NO NONONO Yea Forums IS FULL OF PRETENTIOUS FUCKS

dude I wasn't even gonna play this gookfest lmao

>pretentious
what do you mean? He released major selling games

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>refn and del toro are pretending to consider him an equal while laughing at him behind his back
But Kojima actually hangs out with Reedus and Mads like a bunch of bros whereas a cool guy like Mads literally refuses to interact with Refn outside of explicitly being directed by him because Refn is a turbo autist that can only talk about movies and nothing else.

Meanwhile Kojima is part of the kino squad pictured, hanging out, pretending to smoke cigarettes with his bros.

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>he doesn't know who Refn is

Someone will call you a fanboy but Reedus did go on some podcast and talk about how much he enjoyed working on the game. He's also a huge artsy fag which means he's loves hanging out with these kind of people.

they're pretending to do more than smoke user

Based autist support group

Kojima does all this shit by himself and forgets that Hideo is who got him where he is

huh

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Hideo does basically 90% of the work that Kojima is credited for, Kojima is basically a glorified PR manager.

lad...

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Actually looking very handsome in the real life pics.

>My bestie
Yikes.

Can't make fun of a guy who has a higher networth then you Tho....infact kojima makes there networth comebind lol

t. Kojima cocksucker

I am Adam Sandler, I have a higher net worth than Hackjima, so I can mock his dumb westaboo bullshit

>comebind

You spoiled, but I still have no idea what any of that shit means.
wtf is a luden

>Same as with Guillermo

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They go to an alternative dimension and become mini-gods. It's based on a short novel.
The dimension and death concept comes from another novel.

Every character and plot twist was spoiled years before anything was announced.

>Kojima is one step away from being real life acquaintances with the Goose

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I googled how to spell it and idk man just wasn't showing up so I winged it

>my bestie

lmao

>David
Who?

Reminder Kojima has a cameo in Refns new series

I wish I was goose's friend irl

Why isn't little nicky on blu ray yet?

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I think kojima admires refn the most out of the cast for being an artsy somewhat experimental director that also likes the cool hero shit that refn does so that's why he comes off as desperate for refn's attention but he's too much of an autist to care and instead plays with robot toys all day.

>this fucking photo
goddamn kojima, the lad

name the band

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>lost virginity at 24
>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>kissed Goose and Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>calls himself the new Friedkin, claims OGF is a masterpiece, to Friedkin's face
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes until there was little more than awkward silence in response to that notion
>has no chin

>Refn's bestie
>Not Jodo

You're nuts.

Don't we all?

None of the Elle stories are bed, the rest is up for debate.