Will it be kino Yea Forums??

good point. ~5in

The main villain should be a car then.

oh look, it's the guy who's above laughing, great work pal, you're so stoic everyone admires your face made of stone

3.6

8" uncut

like 4.75"

dog dick

aren't there arrest warrants for him outside russia?

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If Segal is in it, ill go watch it in theaters.

Okay, but what about when it's cut?

7 in kino cock

>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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>450,000 phone calls
What an unusual number to throw out.

Christine crossover?

11 inches

But fast 9 is Calvin and Hobbes

it will be kino

but that story was about a white guy...
also 6in

Too bad he's about to get cucked by the spinoff with superior box office stars

I'd watch it.

6 on straight porn
6.5 on tranny porn

Hasn't been kino since.

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YESSSSSSSSSSS

Imagine being angry about someone not cutting part of their dick off and that the wound your parents inflicted on you is normal.

5.75 by 4.5

My dick is too thin

Then the Knight2000 should be the villain.

imagine bitching instead of posting dick length

7.5

sadly an incel

is there some steven seagal penis size story that Im missing out on?

I heard about it in my circles, the working title is "Fast & Furious vs Wheezing & Dubious"

>They make him the Last Samurai
Seagal confirmed brainlet, Watanabe was the "last" samurai, not Cruise.

It's a size thread, user. Are you a brainlet or just a summerfag?
Based.

Where's Dwayne? Still mad about' that fiddy buh's?

Didn't Seagul get accused of rape or did he eliminate those hoes

8 inches. I have a lot of black friends and they all say I have a good sized dick for a white dude

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All the bald guys versus a guy who doesn't want to admit he's bald? My god, it's like poetry...

>8.5 inches
>Every girl I've fucked has laughed at my size, said I'm pathetic

FUCKING WHY COULDN'T I AT LEAST BE AVERAGE AUUUGH

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based

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lul wat? Either this is bait or you're measuring from your balls and are only like 4.5 inches or something.

2 inches from the ground.

KEK sauce

5''
I don't feel bad about this size because i'll probably never use it

>this franchise is about cars
You sure about that?
youtube.com/watch?v=Av-sZd7RuJU