Godzilla is literally bigger than the Avengers

Godzilla is just capeshit for weeaboos. Same childrens toy commercial movies but with monsters instead. Japs and weebs have small penises though so they lose out by a bit.

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Begone zoomer

>Mickey Mouse condoms are now available to you in HR

Godzilla canonically beat the Avengers in the comics, he didn't destroy them because he was politely asked to stop

SHUT UP NOT CANON LALALALALALA

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>b-but Black Sabbath wrote a song about Iron Man!

They made Godzilla obese to make him more appealing to his fanbase.

he's 350 feet tall, he needs to be a thick lad to support that massive frame

thicc

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Joe Rodan

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IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE ESTRONAUTS HATING ON GODZILLA LMAO

BACK TO DISCORD, TRANNYS

Imagine liking Hollywood Godzilla movies more than based Toho brand Shin Godzilla

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Najo_8Tvc
best version of the song btw

Legendary Godzilla sparks joy
Shin Godzilla does not spark joy

IMAGINE 200 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GIANT MONSTER FIGHT CGI
DISPLAYED ON A SCREEN THE SIZE OF A BUILDING
WITH SUBWOOFERS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STOP YOUR BREATHING

HOLLYWOOD HAS UNDENIABLE VALUE

SHIN WAS OK THOUGH, MOSTLY BECAUSE ANNO IS A MANIAC

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I pre-ordered my opening night Imax ticket yesterday.

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Here's a quick spoiler for you because fuck it. Godzilla seriously went from 15 mins of screen time to literally 20 mins. Hope you like Stranger thing's loli, because she takes up majority of the movie.

I HATE THAT BITCH BUT 20 MINS > 15 MINS

AN ABSOLUTE WIN

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Fapzilla

it's both quality godzilla

adding the pupil ruins this.

Specially since other 3 monsters have screentimes too

Already happened, he kicked their asses.

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i mean, i'll take her over white military guy #4,876 from 2014

why not both nigga?
Even the nips like chubzilla

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AND THE FANTASTIC 4
GET WRECKED CAPESHITTERS

>MFW RODAN MERELY DOES A FLYOVER AND VOLCANO SHOCKWAVES YOUR ENTIRE CITY

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>Antman
cheapest character ever
>be antman
>shrink down to atomic size
>go inside godzilla via mouth or nasal passage or asshole
>enlarge to godzilla size
>???????
>profit!!

wouldn't the pressure smash him when he's still really small?

who fucking cares, neither godzilla nor antman are real

actually wrong

>go inside godzilla
>antman dies from radiation poisoning

I lied, it was 15 mins to 17 mins. But Stranger things loli still does make up 89 percent of the movie, the other 11 is her doing her autistic screeching she does best.

Rodan is the most based monster ever. Prove me wrong.

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:(

what about the other monsters? i dont care if godzilla has 17 min screentime and mothra has 16, what's the ratio of combined monster appearances to millie appearances?

mothra exists so he can't occupy the number 1 slot

Mothra is gay
>list of kaiju more based than Mothra
Rodan
Anguiris
Gigan
Megalon
Baragon
Mechagodzilla
Ghidorah
Titanosaurus

>neither godzilla nor antman are real

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>115790815
>Didn't watch the movie
>Is talking mad shit about a movie he never watched on a movie board
>While bringing up Endgame
>He could be doing something else.
>But he's doing this
[Spoiler] >For free

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Both are good.
Shin is based allegory Godzilla
Legendary is based King of the Monsters Godzilla
The only bad Godzilla is Godzilla with shitty nip kids.

Godzilla has 1 adventage tho. Once capeshit fad is over people won't remember or care about comic heroes. Godzilla is already like 50 years old and still in.

How many of those monsters have beaten Godzilla?

like physically? yeah I suppose

Why? How?

>tfw I love them all

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except there's comic book characters older than this and are still popular

I want old marvel back
seeing them butcher stories I used to love on the big screen for over a decade is exhausting

Given the nature that these are Godzilla films it's safe to say the main character of these movies doesn't die so none of them technically (Mecha G 2 came VERY close though, and Goji naturally died in Destroyah).

Dabbing on Marvel

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it sucked :(

Mothra is the only one that's won a film
Granted, Goji didn't die and it took 2 Mothra generations, but that's one more win than any other kaiju besides Kong

wrong

>Fast as fuck
>Smug as fuck
>Dabs on air forces
>Comfy volcano home
>Fucks his sister.

Based as fuck.

based

>wrong
nah i really wanted to like and there are bits and parts that are well done, but the pacing is just fucking weird, it feels like they just wanted to go from A to B to C with as little effort as possible. Many things happen way too fast or happen without us actually seeing it happen e.g. godzilla getting somewhat owned by ghidora. After godzilla (btw the cringey ("my god..zilla") scene from the trailer is real and in the movie just like that) gets powered up using the nuke one of the humans comments how it seems like godzilla worked out despite it not being apparent from the way he fights compared to how he fought the last time he was shown. Scenes like this, where what was shown does not match how the characters react, make the movie look bad.

For combined monster total for this near 2 and a half hour movie is Id say... 27 mins?

I like them all, user. Even the 1998 Godzilla was a decent summer flick if you dont really think of it as a Godzilla film.

Fuck you, pal.

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27 > 0

You're not real

Just give me the crossover I want

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>he forgot about Jirass

haha good luck

Spoilers

Mothra dies
"Let them fight!" dies
Godzilla literally eats Ghidorah
Rodan and several other Kaijus declared Godzilla DAKINGINDANORF

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But ultrachad will wipe the floor with godzilla

>first one
>a spolier
user it would be a surprise if that didnt happen

Godzilla is legit OP as fuck and his most powerful incarnations could mop the floor with the vast, VAST majority of the MCU. Even the Avengers at their most powerful (Worldbreaker Hulk, King Thor, etc) wouldn't stand a chance against him. Godzilla could rape Thanos into the ground even with the infinity gauntlet, he's so stupidly OP. Just look at his canonical feats sometime. It's fucking retarded how strong he is.

What are some of Godzilla's greatest canon feats?

Do comics count? Because there's one story arc where he literally travels through Hell, defies servitude to both the forces of Heaven and Hell, and shoots God in the face with his atomic breath.

Is Godzilla the Doomslayer of kaiju?

>Doomslayer
ITS DOOMGUY AAAAAAAAAAAA

He defied gravity by making up his own physics

*DOOMGAL

THEY ARE DOING SOME HORRIBLE NOBUDGET SHE-DOOM MOVIE FILMING IN EASTERN YUROP OR SOMETHING

That’s already out. Straight to DVD

Doomslayer and Doomguy are two different guys, guy

LMAO GOOD

BAD, HORRIBLE, TOTAL SHIT

BUT GOOD

Wait really? Holy shit.

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maybe they were originally but id is for sure gonna to connect them after that theory gained so much traction