What's the most kino torturing device and why is it the Brazen Bull???

the most torturous device is the computer because i get to be with my friends (all of you). . .

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Why don't you take a look on the roof?

add a little water, some carrots and you've got a stew going

so why didn't he just climb out?

I think it opens up and then it can be closed

The Pear of Anguish. I'll let you guess where they shove it.

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Someone post that sandpaper room screen cap

In the mouth you sicko

I guess not really a torturing device, but being buried alive was always my biggest fear.
That shit in OP also triggers my claustrophobia pretty bad...

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You are delusional

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RT is the ultimate torture device as Kaijufags are seething their movie was a diarrhea dump

i used to be afraid of that but then i realized if a worm can live that life then im probably especially able to thrive in those circumstances

Guess again.

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>Brazen Bull
>Bull
>Not black
Dropped

just reading this post made my breathing a lot heavier, this must be my biggest nope as well

>as Kaijufags are seething their movie was a diarrhea dump
no they aren't, the retarded subhumans are getting exactly what they asked for, capeshit godzilla

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this ones brutal, the other one is an elongated pyramid which takes even more weight and is designed for prolonged torture

W-what are the ropes for?

>mobile wikipedia
>a torture device that was never actually utilised
>garbage thread
Yup, it's re**it.

Bulls look like THAT?

>"robbers in Holland at one time made use of a piece of iron in the shape of a pear, which they forced into the mouth of their victim. On turning a key, a number of springs thrust forth points of iron in all directions, so that the instrument of torture could never be taken out except by means of the key."
Don’t believe everything you see on reddit

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keelhaulin'

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>literal torture device in the past
>"men" nowadays would pay for this to shove up their ass

>posts a medieval buttplug
>''torture device''

in the penis?

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Impaling seems like a pretty shitty way to go.
Getting your hands and feet bound, a huge pole I served in your ass and then erected vertically while letting the gravity slowly do its work. You could survive for hours if not days while the pole slowly shreds your ass and innards

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Keelhauling is a method of execution, not torture

>I'll let you guess where they shove it
In the butthole?

That's retarded, sand paper ain't that bad, especially if it moves very slowly

At least you can look up into the sky and pray to God.

Being roasted in the bull would be too lonely and terrifying.

Crucifixion is a classic for a reason. Simple, long and painful.

The pole was often made not particularly sharp so it would push the organs away instead of shredding everything, keeping you alive that much longer.

Yeah add the time factor and you are fucked.

Shin Godzilla's sequel died for this garbage though.

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Dumbest post today. Congrats

This one always creeped me

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You'd have to put your weight on your toes so it scrapes your toenails
Due to the lack of friction on your toenails your be fine

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To keep him from falling off

That wouldn't even kill you immediately. Just mangle your face. Might not even bleed out.

wrong

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>instant death
>torture

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I never understood what that thing was supposed to do. Some people said it was like a "reverse bear trap" but i cant imagine this shit.

Exactly

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It rips your bottom jaw out the the socket(s)

Its exactly that. It would split-open your jaw

it needs to terrify potential enemies though

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retard

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The threat of death is already terrifying for most people.

user, you're telling me that if you woke up in a cold, hard cell with a device strapped to your face that could, at any second, rip it off, you'd just be chill, content with your situation, and suffer in no way whatsoever?
Just because it isn't physical pain doesn't mean it's not torture.

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The sheer force of the trap opending would give you an instantly fatal concussion

Are you a real Doctor... or just a "Love Doctor"?

youtube.com/watch?v=hFp9XcogOm4

yes, there might be something a bit dumber than your post
not him, but you're retarded if you've never walked on bare concrete for an hour or two - what the fuck do you think 60 grit sandpaper will do, retard?

That is a joke compared to actual torture.

Probably the worst torture I can think of

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I am so upset she never showed her tits, she had an amazing rack
Forgot what else she was in before Saw, she was in something scifi I remember or such

>rack up an electric bill for this room sized treadmill
Thats fucking ruh-tar-ted

Underrated

The human race was a mistake.

But..how?

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Would a finer grit be worse?

Maybe for all of my potential female companions

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That particular discharged a shotgun in his mouth.

>if you've never walked on bare concrete for an hour or two
What the fuck kind of babyskin feet do you have?

I wonder how many people back then thought that was fucked up and just wrong but went with it anyway because they didn't want to get into trouble

Post feet pics

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Is he ok

Looks fake

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The fire is under the statue, not inside it. You would be seared, then steamed by your own liquid leaving your body, and then melted.

took me a minute to figure this one out. also not sure if that's torture for her

Yup.
>A third theory, which remains popular to this day, was finally proposed, namely that Unknown Man E had been buried alive, probably for committing some terrible crime. Maspero even went so far as to suggest (in contradiction to his earlier 18'th Dynasty dating of the mummy) that Unknown Man E may actually be Pentewere, the 20'th Dynasty prince implicated in the famous harem conspiracy to assassinate Ramesses III. All the peculiar features of the burial seemed explicable given the assumption that Unknown Man E had been buried alive. His contorted expression, the fact that the organs had not been removed, the tightly bound wrappings, the taboo sheepskin, and the coffin lacking in the magical spells needed to safeguard the spirit of the deceased in the Underworld seemed to fit neatly with the theory of premature burial. (One could even interpret the two canes found with Unknown Man E as "bastinados" used to whip the soles of his feet during an interrogation prior to his premature burial.)

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He lived.
He's probably pretty fucking far from "OK", though.

h-hot

The amount of people that survive sticking a gun in their mouth and pulling the trigger and just completely fucking up their face or paralyzed but not dead is astounding.

Literally how

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>The fire is under the statue, not inside it

The air within it would still evaporate, you daft cunt. Where's the oxygen? I agree that all those things would happen, but only after you were already dead.

>ywn be thoroughly ejaculated by siri
Fuck this gay earth

Buried alive......buried alive...

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>The air within it would still evaporate, you daft cunt.
what

Like this user said,
Happens pretty frequently...
bing.com/images/search?q=shotgun suicide survivor&qs=n&form=QBILPG&sp=-1&pq=shotgun suicide survivor&sc=2-24&sk=&cvid=E135CB804A234B669D58C88B9FEFD8AA

They end up just blowing their jaw and nose off, but not even touching their brain. Pretty easy to fix.

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>Get a therapist, it's a lot less painful...

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Imagine being THIS much of a loser that you cant even off yourself with a literal shotgun to the face... God surely has a sense of humor

>When the Outfit suspected that one William "Action" Jackson had turned informer to the feds, he was assigned to Spilotro who tortured him for two days. He was beaten, sliced up with knives and razor blades, burned with a blow torch, had his skin ripped off of his 300 pound frame, and ultimately hung by the rectum with a meat hook until his heart gave out.

Also left out, is they inserted a cattle prod into his urethra and shocked him through his penis

This webm is freaking me out and giving me a massive boner at the same time.

Being forced to watch marvel movies to watch the avengers

idiot, that's clearly nerve gas

spotted the incel

You'd pass out and die long before the heat started to seriously affect you due to the build up of carbon dioxide.

Happy?

Sauce?

looks like jizz

Would you Yea Forums? Iv'e always wanted to fuck a ayyy lmao and this is as close as i can get i think.

kek'd

any dumbass with half a brain could find it on any porn site by using a few keywords

Depends on her personality.

How can air 'evaporate' you daft cunt. It's a gas, already done that.

only if she moans and screams like a monster

It escapes. And it keeps escaping until there's nothing but your own carbon dioxide to breathe.

>The Persians outvie all other barbarians in the horrid cruelty of their punishments, employing tortures that are peculiarly terrible and long-drawn, namely the 'boats' and sewing men up in raw hides.
>But what is meant by the 'boats,' I must now explain for the benefit of less well informed readers. Two boats are joined together one on top of the other, with holes cut in them in such a way that the victim's head, hands, and feet only are left outside.
>Within these boats the man to be punished is placed lying on his back, and the boats then nailed together with bolts. Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man's mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun.
>This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts.
>Thus the victim lying in the boats, his flesh rotting away in his own filth and devoured by worms, dies a lingering and horrible death.

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>Scaphism
GOOD GOD

That scaphism, already mentioned here

>OP implies he is talking about the worst way to go
>THIS DEVICE THAT KILLS YOU INSTANTLY IS SUPER SCARY GUYS
have a person use ancient torture methods on you for a few days and you will beg for the reverse bear trap to be put onto you

Its what some germanic tribe did to the romans in like 50bce or something

that hurts to look at

But why

>>' and sewing men up in raw hides.
Wot

That thing wouldn't kill you instantly, though. It would just rip your lower jaw off.

for the Lord

They would sniff and jerk off on the pyramid after.
Just a couple of guys having fun.

It's a wikipedia article I.E. It's nonsense.

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Closest we got was some random photoshoot where she was topless but covered her tits with her arms and showed he ass in a thong. Oh yeah and all those outfits she wore in Becker.

i saw an episode, i dont think it was the mythbusters, but they were testing ancient tortures
they tested the pear, which allegedly could be inserted in the ass, vagina or mouth
the pears' prongs broke/bent way before it had force to even damage your jaw

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>>who will ride the steel mare?

Wait till you meet my therapist

HEY-OH!

weak and cringy

Did they test in on non homosexual/non whore anus?

nope, just against a replica skull iirc

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post feet :)))))))))

tommyleeedwards.wordpress.com/2013/04/12/pissing-off-the-wrong-indians-vol-1-the-extremely-shitty-death-of-colonel-william-crawford/
Tl;dr: redskins torture a white man to death, highlights include filling guns with black powder then touching them to his skin and firing, and his blackened body coming back to life after he was burned just to get scalped

is this how mr hands went out?

>in the reflection of my screen

Wicker Men most likely never happened, but visceral violence and death were much more common in most primitive societies and the common man could be much more miserable and vindictive.
You could say that public torture as entertainment might have forced onlookers to conform out of fear, but there were plenty of blood sports that were purely for fun, like throwing animals in the air and then beating them to death.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_tossing

came here to post this, fpbp

Guess I'll be safe then since I toss and turn all the time in my sleep

Don’t respond to tripfags

I bet your pussy ass wears water shoes to protect your dainty lil footsies from rocks.

Of course it is. That's not how you make a mecha.

Splash

>wikipedia isn't reliable
What is this, 2007?

You can rip sandpaper...

>this your average Yea Forums poster

You sound like a weak pussy

I remember her from Becker. There was also Terry Farell who played Dax in Depp Space Nine.
Damn i miss the comfy Becker show and Frasier.

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The best torture device is the "Shutter Island", which requires a significant commitment in terms of time and money:
>knock your victim out cold, the longer the better
>set them up in a padded room, where they will wake up
>come in wearing a white doctor coat, explain they have just been taken off medication and their "life" was really a hallucination
>every person they know can be tied to a figment of their imagination or even hospital staff, if you can pay someone enough to get in on it
>all scars/marks on their body are self-inflicted in an attempt to make his hallucination more believable
>feed them three meals a day in that padded room, while they contemplate for the rest of their life whether their "life" and "kids" are actually real or not
I give them 12 weeks to suicide

Saddam Hussein liked to shove little glass thermometers up men's urethras and then smack their dicks with a hammer causing the glass to shatter into a million pieces all along their pee tube

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Part of the torture is the funnel to the victims mouth. You can hear them screaming through the bull’s mouth.

> their pee tube

In English, Doc...

oh the stories they made up to get us into that war
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein's_alleged_shredder

That was supposed to make music notes for the tortuer. Tortuist?

I think they mixed that story up with what our soldiers were doing.

Retarded. Tattoos would be enough to disprove it.

>I give them 12 weeks to suicide

Nope. Beside the insane planning, actual memories are branded so deep into us that no illusion you could create would finally convince them otherwise. Everything else is just Hollywood bullshit.

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>Tattoos would be enough to disprove it.
how so? what other evidence can you give besides "i remember getting this tattoo as a free man"?
the goal isn't to convince them otherwise, it is to instill that preliminary doubt that sends their mind into a stalemate. It's actually counterintuitive to convince them otherwise, because they'll more likely accept their new reality if you push it too hard. You want them in a state of permanent uncertainty

what if they just immediately accept it? like they believe you and go through all the steps to get cleared from the "asylum"? what if they were looking forward to starting their old life again?

Burning man looks great this year

he'll stop accepting it the second you tell him he can't get "cleared" from the asylum and that he's there for life

People back then got creative in ways to torture other human beings. People these days any better or worse? For example, the cartel funky town video. Fucking disgusting shit.

what the fuck kind of asylum keeps people who completely reform for life? is he expected to believe he woke up in the 1920s? are you gonna give him a fucking lobotomy?

>what the fuck kind of asylum keeps people who completely reform for life?
most, if not all asylums have a life-term patient
>is he expected to believe he woke up in the 1920s
there cant be any time gap at all. He has to be presented with the illusion that his life was a hallucination, occurring real-time over a span of years or even decades. then just pinpoint some trauma in his timeline and declare that the point he snapped
>are you gonna give him a fucking lobotomy?
that's where the fun begins, you can literally do anything to him once the second week starts

The one with the boat, scaphing or something like that?

>...
post a picture of your arm

But is it a military grade treadmill? You'd tear through consumer grade in weeks.

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it's torture
it's meant to be long and painful, orelse it'd be a simple execution

You can do literally anything to them and you do this dumbass idea instead.

Scaphism. I dunno if it's the most Kino, but it's the death i'd least like to happen to me, absolutely horrific.