Usually we don't have threads this early but they are replaying the Assanti episode from last week from 6pm-8pm EST and it's starting. New episode tonight, it's an update on Janine.
6pm-8pm EST: The Assanti Brothers Part 4 (repeat from last week) >As Steven heals from his weight loss surgery his brother Justin finally decides to come to Texas to get the same procedure but his feelings towards Steven immediately begin to sabotage his hopes of surgery.
8pm-10pm EST (NEW): Janine >A year since her weight loss journey began, Janine is still in the 500s and mostly immobile, and now, Dr. Nowzardan is running out of options for how to treat her if she can't find a way to control her eating habit and start walking again.
I wish Dr Lee could squeeze gallons of pus out of her stomach hole thing, you could spread it on some toast or bagel then smear some all over your hands and face then lube up and jerk off with it
I got a moderate chemical burn on my hand, where it caused a pretty bad rash reaction. As it healed it got kind of scaly and hard while being sensitive. It was pretty horrible.
I cannot imagine the pain these slobs live in 24/7. Is it really worth it for some snacks?
no, the fucking potato of a human being, the one I'm assuming the show is about, in the leftmost chair
David Young
just put on my sweatpants and eatin some 'mozarella and marinara' flavor Ruffles. Fucking good m8s buy immediately some of the best chips I've had in years and I eat chips everyday.
Nathan White
tried to watch the pimple popper show in the meantime. can't do it bros, that shit is too nasty
LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD also user come post in the Dr Pimple Popper thread after the new episode, don't watch the money shots if you don't want the thread is still comfy since we're all into TLC trainwreck TV here
Landon Edwards
The Assanti's dad was based
Aiden Bell
This season did have a lot of women who are not gonna make it. But then some of the biggest succes stories were also women. It evens out over all of the series.
Caleb Parker
god sometimes i wish i could have a day where i could get a dope scooter and ride it around walmart or something and i'm not even obese
Logan Long
hell no he does whatever Steven says
Jackson Rodriguez
god what a slampig
John Perry
I had to work late last Wednesday so I missed watching the end of the Assanti saga with you guys. I hope tonight's episode makes up for that but I doubt it.
Josiah Adams
dont wal-marts have scooters there for people to use?
Jaxson Perez
Yeah, but they're taken by the other fat people
Leo Sanchez
He's a push-over.
Jose Wood
Do these people get cold with all this extra fat? Like it keeps em warm right?
Owen Morris
last week's show is on right now it's about half over
Christopher Hill
yuppers, for fat/disabled people
Ryan Robinson
probably but i dont have a disability and theirs most likely can't get up to 10 mph. if you try that while looking like a healthy person you will get looks and they will probably tell you to get off. i'm not that much of a dickhead to fake it.
Elijah Jackson
just take one where you get the carts at walmart, nobody will stop you. If you were random walmart employee #1949797235 would you care if some non obese customer was riding a cart? if they question you say you have cancer or AIDS and to leave you alone
has there been any morbidly obese 420 kino in the series where a fat fuck gets high as shit then eats a bunch of food? preferably while watching kino
Leo Gonzalez
These two fucks are so autistic.
Brayden Diaz
>and now, Dr. Nowzardan is running out of options for how to treat her if she can't find a way to control her eating habit and start walking again. Did Dr Now himself write this?
Ryder Hall
Adell's jalapeno and mango sausages are great. would recommend them
I grilled johnsonville brats monday, that shit is still in the fridge. Maybe ill go grab a couple of em.
Thomas Bell
There was Angie from 3 weeks ago.At the end of the episode bitch was caught with multiple illegal drugs in her system.
Adrian Reed
Is weed legal in Texas now?
Brody Harris
A few weeks ago there was a classic trainwreck episode. Angie and her husband were high as fuck throughout the episode (although they weren't showing them doing drugs) and at the end when Dr. Now tried to send her to rehab she said fuck it and quit the program.
Cooper Richardson
sounds good, not sure they have them around here but I never looked I'll have to check heat some up user, I'm about to make 2 supreme French bread pizzas so they are ready and cool enough to eat right about the time the new episode starts
Cameron Peterson
>says she didn't do it >accuses dr now of lying >gets caught >doesn't deny it anymore while talking to dr now >still denies it in the voice over angie was such a fucking mess
do you think Angie J watches kino? I feel like she watches soap operas, NASCAR, and WWE. Also, how did her bf eat more than her and her daughter but was like 450 pounds less?
Texas plans to allow medical cannabis. That Angie chick was probably on meth
Evan Carter
this , I don't know what sadder, his weight or the fact that he acts like a stubborn little child (it's the latter)
Joshua Cooper
Absolutely based and FATPILLED
Benjamin Nguyen
The mommy gf from last week. How is his weight loss progressing after autistically storming out of Texas, and more importantly how is his new dog doing?
I just wondered why marijuana was the only drug called by name
Colton Baker
she was on more than weed weed was the one she admitted to when she got pressed hard because she knows its a slap on the wrist she was absolutely BTFO when dr now kept grilling her even after she admitted to weed
because she mentioned the weed herself and it would likely violate some sort of medical privacy laws for Dr Now to talk about exactly what she was for the actual show
Luke Jackson
The dog, but is strictly platonic
Christian Bennett
TLC probably doesn't want to get their cast arrested, although it would be hilarious if Dr. Now blackmailed them with threats of sending footage of hard drug use to the cops if they don't lose 50 pound in next munth.
Carson Perez
good point
Jordan Davis
what happened with the assantis? They both skinny now?
Tyler Gray
Who's Janine? I don't recall. She sounds like a bad one.
I still cant believe this fat fuck started his own business
Asher Jones
Were they actually an item? Not that it would shock me. No pictures of his weight loss, any picture of him is a single head shot. Dog seems to be doing well.
>both of them got the surgery >brothers still hate each other >boomer dad is still desperately trying and failing to get his sons to not hate each other >Steven is still a junkie >dad stole Justin's painkillers after his surgery and gave them to Steven >episode ends with Dr. Now giving Mr. Assanti a lecture about how to be a father, then Justin has an autistic meltdown and refuses to be in the same room as Steven so they go back to Rhode Island >dad gets Justin a dog on the way back home
watched her first episode yesterday to prep for the new one
basically: >panics just barely fitting into a plane, can't do it the first time >barely does it the second time >freaks out over being hospitalized (muh cat) >loses 100 lbs in the hospital but regains 60 lbs next weigh in >Dr Now has enough of her shit and decides to put a literal balloon in her stomach to get her to stop eating so much >they need to do an x-ray for it but they have a hard time because too much fat is in the way looking forward to the update episode lads
She's from last season. I think she was adopted. At the start of the show she was already estranged from her family. Janine had to hire a dude from Crag's List to help her get to Houston. Her sister-in-law and later niece did assist her once she got to Houston
Brody Carter
>had to hire a dude from Crag's List to help her get to Houston damn
Ethan Hernandez
Toni wants to suck that big ole cock
Eli Evans
i posted this 2 years ago, and it's still being used in fat kino threads. you have no idea how proud i feel
Mason Scott
>annoying yeast issues
Henry Rodriguez
>boomer dad is still desperately trying and failing to get his sons to not hate each other Was Steven that big of a bully to Justin growing up? It seemed like the usual teasing that an older brother would do to his younger sibling.
Isaac White
>It seemed like the usual teasing that an older brother would do to his younger sibling kek doubt it, you just know he was a complete fucking asshole
Joshua Reed
He couldn't get over himself. So he went with a comb over instead.
Ian Moore
lol
John Howard
Some people are more mentally frail than others. Its all perception, if he perceived that he was treated horribly for almost 2 decades, then Stevens perception doesnt actually matter.
Lincoln Brooks
Steven is a total piece of shit. It had to be torture having him as an older brother while also being raised by a roastie single mom. I bet Steven molested or raped Justin at some point when they were kids.
pls explain why his hair is buzzed so fucked up like this. i shave my own head, it's not fucking difficult to do right you don't even need a mirror you just take your time and go slow and it comes out amazing, i've never had a barber give me a buzz cut without missing a hair or two but when i do it myself i don't miss shit because i fucking CARE. so how the fuck is his hair like this? why won't his fucking dad sit him in a fucking chair and finish his stupid fucking haircut. what the fuck!
Gabriel Harris
thank you user, that screenshot really captured James' bleak, soulless eyes, and thousand yard stare also it is the most amazing weight gain in series history as far as I am aware. Over 5 pounds a day, that means he was eating around 25,000 calories a day. Seriously impressive.
Andrew Powell
he never stopped popping pills and when he gets incredibly fucked up he pulls out his hair
Jaxon Campbell
>she went through a drive thru and got fast food while riding it during her initial episode In Australia you become legend for this. In America it's just another day.
Asher Flores
The consensus here seems to be that Steven molested Justin. Anyone here autistic enough to actually reach out and ask Justin?
Austin Lopez
part is just hair he pulled out, but the different lengths are clearly deliberate, either he's looking for attention or its a creative risk personally i think it pays off
Jason Perez
>you're under arrest! >cardiac arrest!
Blake Morris
You know he kept pulling his hair out, then fake "buzzed" it to cover up. Also the dad is getting a nice little gut too.
Thomas Harris
>get a MFA from Columbia >imagine working on projects that will be at cannes >TLC is the only place that will hire you
Hunter White
OH ok! yeah i knew he was a pillhead i didn't realize how that effected his head like that though. still they need to just shave it the fuck off then. if you want to pull your hair do what i do and pull your fuckin pubes out of your cock and asshole. they're longer, easier to pull out and they smell more interesting.
David Gonzalez
he said that he tried to buzz his hair and accidentally pressed down too hard (not sure why he didn't spend like $5 on a short guard since he never cut hair but what do I know pretty sure the actual reason is he was high as shit and fucked his shit up, came to, and came up with his bullshit story once he recalled his hazy memories of getting his clippers after taking 10 vicodin and snorting 60mg of oxy
Juan Rogers
>Over 5 pounds a day, that means he was eating around 25,000 calories a day jesus
> I bet Steven molested or raped Justin at some point when they were kids. I was thinking the same. I think all older brothers beat up their siblings and most still end up fine when they're older. Justin seems like he's terrified of even being in the same space as Steven which might be the result of molestation
theres a difference between occasionally fighting and just fucking with someone hours every day guarantee steven was the latter, he would have enjoyed constantly triggering justin
William Watson
How can there be 25,000 calories in one lil eggroll?
s1-3 are comfy, but theres no actual humor in it, its just people actually getting fit
Jace Gutierrez
rough estimate based on the following: 158 pounds in a month (lets say 30 days) 3600 calories or so = 1 pound 3600 calories x 158 pounds = 585,800 calories eaten in excess for the month 585,800 calories / 30 days = 19,526 excess calories per day this nigger def needs more than 5,500 calories a day to maintain his weight but call it that: 19,526 calories per day + 5,500 calories to even maintain weight = 25,000+ calories per day
Jace Morales
The humor is all fabricated by these gamethreads user.
Benjamin Green
what season has the Penny episode? she's in my top 5
Austin Robinson
IT'S FRIED
Mason Perry
my friend doesn't come to Yea Forums but he's more into the show than I am since I got him hooked with the James K episode
Nicholas Phillips
literally what did he mean by this?
Owen Price
Is this piece of shit still alive?
Jose Howard
false these are all kino on their own these threads enhance it
Cameron Martin
For trainwrecks >Assantis >James K >Schenee >Lisa >Angie >Jeanne >Sean >Penny
its the greatest airing show if netflix wasnt run by idiots they would pick this up instead of some retarded thing that needs hundreds of costumes and a million per episode CGI budget
Grayson Allen
Bingo user here. I'm not going to do bingo charts for the "Where are they now?" episodes. I am brainstorming some new squares to use for next season and if you guys have any suggestions post them. I will replace the squares that were never or almost never filled out. Some ideas I have for new squares: >Whining about layg pain >Requires assistance from the fire department >If white: they live in a trailer park/If black: they live in the hood >Angry rant about how mean and unfair Dr. Now is treating them
>2 years ago >350lbs+ >lost control of life >change almost everything about myself >now relatively healthy and thin >laugh at these fat fucks >secretly feel pity and thankful that I didn't end up like that any former fat asses here watch this?
What disturbed me was how she seemed happy he died so she could have an excuse to drop her diet.
Mason Wright
Nice losses, boys. What's your method? I was by no means a fat fuck, but I was 172 just 2 months ago, and just by casually jogging and swearing off soda, I shed it down in 3 weeks to what I currently am. also, I'm 5'10
Cooper Peterson
>Pretty fucking grim when the person who died had the best ending on the episode. kek
Fuck, I watched all last season This is the first episode ive seen this season
Blake Wood
>that smile Glasses mommy is cute
Anthony Williams
i've been reading the 2 dune books after god emperor and ive been thinking "what the fuck does a "chair dog" even look like" and now i have some idea because this dude is pretty much shaped like a couch.
Jason Jackson
I cannot believe I forgot about it last week. When I saw the title, I was beside myself. Thankfully, it was pretty boring until the last 20 mins. Didn't miss much.
Brandon Scott
cuck
Jackson James
I used to be fat. Not like these hamplanets, but fat. I woke the fuck up, changed my habits, lost it all, and keep it off. It's not hard. It's not "hard work" to not stuff your face.
The people on this show are broken, emotionally and intellectually. Stephen is a junky. That's the entertainment factor.
Millions of people feel their clothes getting tight, and do something about it. These fuckers just fall on the ground and cry and shove a bag of donuts down their throats.
Stephen's feet. Jesus fuck. I'll never get over it. It's like something from a video game, like a mutant in Doom 3.
Logan Richardson
Will there be a 5th entry in the Assanti saga where we find out more about Steven's drug use? That seemed like the cliffhanger they left us on.
If it makes you feel any better: >never see family (don't really want to) >live in nice rental house with no furniture >decent amount of money >fuck buddy on speed dial >nothing keeping me going
I still want to die.
Eli Gutierrez
"Ah needed ham ta cahm dahn, so I baht him a dahg"
Because buying a dog is easier than being a parent, huh?
Hudson Taylor
Calorie counting, stopping eating out
Robert Rivera
HERE WE GO THE NEVER ENDING SEASON CONTINUES
Jace Scott
Just completely cutting out all the junk foods I'd eat inbetween meals and eating smaller portions with more fruit and veggies. Also started going out for at least 20 minute walks each day. Feels so much better, especially just getting out of bed in the mornings, I don't feel like shit.
Daniel Powell
Jeanne was worse than any of the normie lul cow episodes. She was worse than the Assantis and James K combined. She manipulated that poor old man to come back into her life to use as a secondary income to stuff her face and she had a twinkle in her eye when he died so she could use his death to get off the program. That was the darkest most fucked up episode I've seen on this show.
Luke Lopez
Holy fuck this intro
Gabriel Gray
unless dr now reported assanti to the cops, yeah there should be part 5 with steven and his wife
Ethan Gray
Whats up with all the old fucks in this thread?
Hudson Stewart
600 lb watchthreads are easily the best thing going on Yea Forums in a long time.
Camden Howard
OH GOD IT HURTS OW OW OW YOWIE WOWIE
Gabriel Robinson
KINO TIME
Thomas Hall
>juggalo tattoo KEK
Grayson Myers
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS STARTING SOMEONE POST THE BINGO GRID
They're just like normal episodes. If they're chronic failures then it's entertainment kino. If they're success stories then it's less entertaining but a nice feelgood story.
Samuel Bailey
>trying to eat while enjoying fatkino >balloon comes out of nowhere >almost throw up
I hate you however user, sorry I just have to be honest. I don't even know you but I feel an overwhelming urge to kick you in the head, and kidnap and starve you.
Charles Lopez
the man was prescient
Jacob Perez
367 down to 180 wanted to hit 175, but thought I'd take a break back up to 240 JESUS SAVE ME
Connor Brooks
It's too dangerous to operate on extremely fat people
One of the "Where are they now?" episodes had a Dr. Now origin story. Basically no other doctor was willing to help patients this big because they were believed to be beyond help plus it looks bad on a doctor if lots of his patients die. Dr. Now saw a group of people that needed help but couldn't get it and pioneered new techniques to treat them. He said when he first started they didn't have tables big enough for the patients so he had to tie together two normal sized operating tables to work on them.
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Are you trying to lose or still in the self-medicating with food phase?
Landon Lewis
it's a parachute
Easton Bennett
now I feel bad I'd watch fatkino with you irl, you can't be that bad if you're posting on Yea Forums
Zachary Bell
Even in that instagram picture she looks like a fucking whale.
Michael Williams
They cant deal with the anesthesia. The sheer amount of body mass they have, the volume of drugs it would take to knock them out will stop their heart.
Dr Now operates at weights way higher than most other doctors.
Nicholas Martinez
He better be bulking up enough to get on fatkino.
Adrian Fisher
yea wtf
Dylan Kelly
American
Luke Martin
That you, Jeremy?
Wyatt Hernandez
trying to lose
Jeremiah Ortiz
A lot of bariatric docs won't touch a patient over 300 lbs.
Jose James
i was literally you last year 5'11 180 32. now i'm 5'11 203 one month from turning 33. my drinking and late night eating is getting out of control. i'm walking about 2 hours 5-6 times a week since last month though. when i looked down in the shower a realized i was losing sight of my cock i realized i have to try to do something.
