Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#559 Dear Leader Great Chairman Alita Edition
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David Carter
Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, good discussion, fresh OC, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
Jace Foster
Double Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, good discussion, fresh OC, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
Oliver Smith
YAASSS!!! QUEEN!
Ryan Bailey
Keean Johnson isn't extremely handsome. In fact, he isn't handsome at all. And Hugo is dead.
Levi Howard
I love her!
Nolan Young
Keean Johnson isn't extremely handsome. In fact, he isn't handsome at all. And Hugo is dead.
Grayson Diaz
Neufahrn, Bavaria, Germany: May 30th, June 1st and 2nd
Berlin, Germany (iSense 3D): May 30th to June 2nd
Stockholm, Sweden: May 31st, June 1st and 2nd
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway at 15:00 local.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Outdoor: Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark, near Tempelhof
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Indoor: Hackesche Höfe Kino
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino
July 9th: Digital release
July 22nd/23rd: Blu-ray
Walmart pre-order WHEN?
Kevin Davis
Keean Johnson isn't extremely handsome. In fact, he isn't handsome at all. And Hugo is dead.
Julian Roberts
>5/5 stars
How often do you see this?
Aaron Gonzalez
It doesn't count if you don't reply to the OP
Hugo lives on in all our hearts
Brandon Clark
Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!!!!
Tyler Howard
Keean Johnson isn't extremely handsome. In fact, he isn't handsome at all. And Hugo is dead.
Christian Foster
I've been reading the manga. kind of crazy how fast paced it is and how much it changes tone after 10 chapters or so. it starts off pretty schmaltzy but when yugo apparently dies it just becomes more typical actiony superhero stuff. alita doesn't really act qt anymore. im on chapter 25
Michael Torres
Fuck the haters
Nathaniel Wood
Brandon Jones
>inb4 Jimbo has an announcement to make
Leo Peterson
>perfect score even with more reviews than CM or HTTYD
wHy ArE YoU sTiLL tALkInG aBoUt iT
Wyatt Thomas
Where the fuck are all the trolls who say "stop wasting your time", "this movie flopped", "NO ONE saw it", "NO ONE wants to see it" now? I want to rub this fortuitous news in their grimy Jerome faces. Fucking bitch cowards.
Joseph Rivera
She still has her cute moments like thebutterfly but yeah she’s all business after yugo. Personally bloodlust Alita is my favorite though, right behind smug Alita.
Jason Smith
what the fuck is the outlander
Gavin White
Hi, friends. Hope your day is going wholesome.
Eli Baker
>21 replies
>9 posters
OOOOWOOAHHEHA
Gavin Adams
HI FRIENDS
Gavin Martinez
It's viral marketing for Mitsubishi
Carson Morris
I think I'm going to stop watching the camrip, as I want the first time watching the 4K BluRay to be special. Sort of the same after having like a 3 week breaking in between some of my cinema viewings.
And I suggest you should all do the same, at some point.
Oliver Kelly
heh...heh heh
Thomas Lee
Chris Evans is extremely handsome.
Mason Ramirez
Chris Evans as Figure Four when
Noah Hill
Holy digits confirm it!
Wyatt Richardson
I've only watched half of the original garbage camrip so I might actually do the opposite to curb some of my withdrawal symptoms
Blake Cruz
Wait, seriously, how do I pre-order the Wal-Mart Motorball Gift Set?
Andrew Moore
He's about 15 years too old.
Jacob Nelson
At this point it's getting hard for the entertainment media to overlook it. At least the blog level stuff like Forbes.
Lucas Bennett
Sup nigga
Liam Cruz
Haha. I ain't seen this OC for some time.
Leo Campbell
I like qt alita most, if only because she had a lot more dialog
Julian Bennett
Oh, I thought you were trolling. But just looked it up.
Not sure, but I dont think its on sale yet for pre order, soon I would imagine tho.
Nathaniel Cooper
I wan gonna get the Best Buy Special Edition Steelbook, but it looks like this announced Wal-Mart version has everything the Best Buy version has and then some. I NEEEEEEED IT!
Blake Diaz
Does it have the doll hand cover?
Carson Wood
Hello. Got my exercise done early and now I'm enjoying myself a nice chill Wednesday. Gonna dip out for a few hours and get some writing done; the thread has been so good lately I've started slacking. Keep it comfy for me!
Dominic Kelly
Got tired of waiting for amazon to ship me a damaged artbook, so I just went to a barnes and noble to pick one up, and they happened to have a copy of my favorite movie's artbook in the bargain bin as well, so that was a pretty worthwhile trip
Adam Evans
>You have nice eeeeeyes!
>Have you got any chooocolaaate?
>You just lost a puuppet!
>I'd give you my heeeeart!
>Welcome to myyyy world!
>And what would IIII learn from a loud mouth preeetty boy who spends all of his money on his faaace?
>We have to go to the commaaand deck! It's foooorward!
>I'm a waaarrior, aaaaren't I?
>What did you dooo? What did you doooo?
>I looove you!
>Hugooo! Noooooooooooo!
Angel Hall
>not having Alita as your favorite movie
Joseph Wright
>you will never date Alita
pain
>you will never be balls deep in this set of master race genes
something beyond pain
Ryan Ortiz
boobies too big
hard to fight with boobies too big
Cooper Long
she's not for fighting tho
she's for breeding
Daniel Lopez
You're going to tell me who the fuck this is right now.
Gabriel Harris
honestly I have to rewatch Watchmen again choose, it's such a good movie but after Alita I'm not sure if it's still my favorite or not
Elijah Thomas
hey bluray when
Ethan Jenkins
Scrap the Yea Forums dub of Alita! (Except the Kansas scene.) We're doing this instead.
James Thomas
not before I hit you with
THIS
Jason Robinson
>cowtits
Dylan Hernandez
see
Anthony Cruz
shiftymine, some italian girl who streams on twitch(about nothing from the few minutes I checked, no games when I looked)
John Bennett
>he prefers chestlets
Elijah Thomas
Why not both :)
I have pre ordered like 5 different versions of the physical release. And in July make that 7.
Gotta catch em all!
Ethan Reyes
bluray rip when??
Kevin Brown
>you can only have cowtits or flat
A nice B-C cup is the superior boob. Enough to fondle without getting silly.
Xavier White
>wanting funko anything
don't do it guys
seriously
Jose Carter
seeunless it leaks before release.
Austin Butler
Sweeeeet
Gabriel Turner
spoken like a guy who hasn't played with E cups before...if it isn't too big to fit in your hand, it isn't peak fun.
Ian Flores
Meh. At least she's into Zeppelin.
Thomas Evans
I have played with huge boobs, it's fun for a few minutes but they're disgusing to look at. C cups are peak aesthetic but also fun to play with.
Carter Hall
>that modern Ash design
lookhowtheymassacredmyboy.gif
Lincoln Lopez
have you fapped to rosa
i just did and feel bad
Thomas Wilson
Does anyone have the Panzer Kunst picture?
Sebastian Taylor
>psst, over here
>I've got the goods, have you got the credits?
Landon Phillips
>but they're disgusing to look at
I have news for you...you can't spell. And you're a homosexual.
Dylan Young
Books are shipped to bookstores on pallets. Less risk of the books being banged up, compared to a single book flying through a sorting machine.
Easton Thomas
if you think they're disgusting to look at it means you aren't a tit man (at best)
I have not
In the instagram age she's nothing terribly special to look at
James Rogers
Floplita
Austin Baker
>#559
Fuck off
Caleb Perry
>the cowtit guy thinks queen rosa is nothing special
go figure
Brayden Allen
A girl not being at least a D Cup is like a guy not being at least 7".
6.5" reporting
Ryan Adams
GIV FIGURE ME NOW !
Joseph Baker
Never saw it. Why should I.
Dominic Davis
I love boobs, I just don't love all boobs indiscriminately.
Brayden Nguyen
It's a good movie.
Kevin Davis
Gimme everything you've got.
Dylan Johnson
double blessings again?
Liam Sanders
5'9 king of manlets here, you should really learn to disregard your height. Tom Cruise is even shorter than me.
Samuel Wood
movie good, critics stopid
Jordan Wilson
Watchmen is a great movie but as a fan of the graphic novel I do have some issues with it
Cameron Sanchez
...I wasn't talking height.
Bentley Scott
cope
Brandon Smith
>inb4 where's my squid
Nolan Mitchell
all breasts all special, my friend. except manboobs.
Cooper Cox
oh my bad I read that as feet not inches, kek
Grayson Kelly
>alita poster
>literal faggot
shocking
Owen Butler
you should really learn to disregard dick length. I'm 3 inch king of the dicklets.
Easton Mitchell
>I'll-take-the-lot.potterpng
Daniel Wright
Charles Thompson
hey he got told off by other alita posters, so it's not like he speaks for all of us.
Brandon Thomas
>t. Warwick Davis
Tyler Cook
>push up bra
bad example
Blake Davis
>not liking balloontits makes you gay
Why are cowlovers so close minded?
Chase Evans
all of the things you miss about tightly paced action movies of the 80s and 90s is present in this movie. It's a passion project; there's no cynicism and its unafraid to sound a bit corny because every line is delivered with complete earnestness. Maybe that won't resonate with you but it did with all of us. What do you have to lose by seeing it?
Adrian Taylor
>tfw ready to go to the gym but also horny
I don't know what to do bros, if I go I run the risk of gym boner, but my lifts might be better
Ryan Gomez
Stupid OP pic desu
Christian Hall
Tom Cruise could be 4' tall and he'd still be a force of nature. That man has Xenu's blood coursing through him.
Liam Phillips
There's a difference between D Cup, E Cup, and F Cup vs K+ Cup. THAT is too much.
Kevin Green
Jealous much?
Ryder Miller
How do you retards have over half a thousand threads on this shit?
Jaxson Martin
Masturbate first obviously or just edge yourself and finish after the workout
Luis Bailey
Push up bras make everything better, bad or good tits alike, so you won't catch me complaining about them.
push up armor bikini tops are also good
Kayden Wright
go to the gym. That pent up energy translates into aggression which will make you work out harder. At least it does for me.
Brandon Price
Asher Miller
Early heart concept
Chase Miller
Manhattan_Project.webm
Angel Smith
so what? My point is breasts on the Hendricks level or on the itty bitty titty committee are all blessed. Nyssiana is hot no matter what.
Ethan Thomas
which one?
Luke Anderson
just saw this on IG. I'm really happy Vitaly keeps posting stuff about his work on the movie.
Jaxon Williams
>Alita didn't have a katana
Part of me is happy because katanas are widely regarded as cringeworthy troll bait at this point, but part of me is secretly dissatisfied because I am a closet katana fetishist (n-no fedora.)
Nolan Johnson
>UNLIMITED POWAAAHHHHH!!!!
Gavin Anderson
>whatraya doin with that one? hunting centaurions?
Ayden Allen
I mean if they'd made it a super high tech NOT!katana it'd probably be fine. I like the Damascus blade though for looking like something the Covenant in Halo would have. It's very non-human looking in design. We talked about alternative weapons yesterday and I'm still firmly in the spear/polearm camp even though it eliminates Alita's biggest combat weakness (being kept at a distance) and would ruin any suspense for a fight.
Brandon James
If we're going by Japanese weapons then traditionally female warriors would have used a naginata and a tanto.
Adam Richardson
*NYC accent*
>Jame's whats that god damn racket!?
>Yeah its that fuckin' girl again mah!
>She's on the roof again....
Dominic Wilson
how did they do this shot? How did they get her to jump so high and to flip like that?
I should've asked Crew-user while I had my chance ;_;
Cooper Campbell
Lucky she doesn't just smash through the roof
Nathan Scott
duh, Rosa practiced a lot!
Isaiah Bailey
The one with the military hat! I fucked up by not being specific
William Jones
Not sure, could be all CG idk.
And yeah, the building in iron city dont look exactly up to code. And considering she weighs a fuck ton due to her core as well...
Brody Diaz
>Alita will never fall through your roof and land on top of you
John Hall
Assuming they did the acrobatics with practical effects&green screen and didn't just CGI the whole scene, that second roof could be a trampoline. Remember they had a circus acrobat as a body double and I've seen some insane trampoline acts.
Cooper Morales
*cue sitcom intro*
Luis Stewart
>pray for God to send an angel from heaven to save you
>Alita crashes through your roof and lands on your couch right in front of you
Nolan Wood
I'd be a believer on the spot. I'm sure any of us regulars would be.
Brayden Sanders
>Alita will never choke you to death with your own intestines.
Why live?
Grayson Ward
>She's lifted 8 inches off my lap.
>"A-user?! What's in your pocket?!"
Brandon Foster
I was about to attack you for "8""... but I can't argue blessed digits. You win this time, lewdposters...
Bentley Gomez
Nice to see the universe going full circle.
Also nice to see Rosa's doing well!
Jaxson Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan
She's like 200 lbs of metal I'm pretty sure that would break your dick
My cousin broke his dick and his girlfriend was tiny
Gavin Wood
Yes, this thought plagues me everyday user...
Jason Cox
But how hard would Alita make you?
I'd be diamonds.
Michael Evans
>tfw unironically in a better mood when I see a new Rosa post
this was a wholesome post of hers. A lot of celebs just post shit about typical LA/NYC bullshit but Rosa keeps it pretty humble. Respect.
Easton Lewis
I'd be about as hard as wurtzite boron nitride.
Isaiah Jenkins
There are worse ways to go, I suppose.
Dylan Cook
Yeah I always get a lil happy whenever I see an update from Rosa, just nice to see what she's getting up to since Alita.
in between now and the sequels obviously.
Lincoln Campbell
that goes without saying.
Brandon Nelson
Mb for the screenshot spam, but do women really think this...
There's literally no pleasing some people. I was gonna go off on one, but it would change their minds...
Adam Edwards
HI FREN
Christian Taylor
Back to /fit/ with you!
Xavier Collins
> ugly virgin femcels SEETHING at the cute battle angel
Oh no no no no
Kayden Johnson
Just look at her profile pic. This is not a "normal" woman, she is brainwashed with ideology so much her hair turned into a rainbow. I bet she has a major in gender-studies.
Zachary Taylor
>not crystallized titanium
please
Henry Mitchell
It's quite SAD. Tbh
Jaxson Perez
>they literally do not understand what women go through
DID YOU WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE
Leo Garcia
>Sorry you're not pushing my agenda enough,
>PEDO!
Cameron Harris
Mb forgot image....
Easton Gonzalez
A movie that only the most autistic outcasts and lame faggots could love or even remember. No one remembers this shit movie at all with the exception of you faggots and us having to see this thread in the catalog everyday 12 HOURS A FUCKING DAY.
Let's see, any interesting thoughts in the thread?
No
Any good memes or shitposts?
No, cheap and shit memes.
Is it somehow worse than /GoT/ spam?
Yes.
You faggots are literally hated and disliked more than anyone else on the board. Hope you're proud while the cocksucking janny defends your general cuz he likes little girl bodies while he's deleted and moved a shit ton of generals/threads that have way more content cuz he's a niggerloving cuckbitch. Jannies don't stay forever. And, well, some buds of mine are a bit more aggressive than I am and risk taking. See where this place is in a week.
Daniel Nguyen
Tl;dr
Eat shit faggot
Jackson Wilson
7/10
Don't post again
Isaiah Richardson
stay mad, roastie.
Christian Watson
Both of those images are the most absolute ugliest mutants posted here. You guys almost try to get people to hate you lol.
Bentley King
Have sex
Zachary Martinez
Try your best.
I believe in you.
Ryder Long
Lmao, there's no way she's not going to cheat on him or break up or is cheating on him. She's so meh too and he's an absolute dyel onions.with that basedmouth wide open.
This one looks caucasian but with a bit of chinese shit style in the most mutated mutt weird way and her expression is the type thar fathers beat out of them while they cry like cunts.
This one she looks absolutely repugnant. SJW tier hair and face, bleh dress.
You literally have to pull out a drawing of her to get anything halfway decent that's not a repugnant mutant. Even then, it's cheap chink drawing neet shit.
Caleb Jones
That's not her bf, and shes single atm...
You're really missing out user, ah well the more for me.
Joseph Clark
>THE MOOOOOOON
Gabriel Harris
I told you to just check your local book stores in the first place, SA
Adam Nelson
Benjamin Lopez
What do you guys get out of posting the same things over and over and over again?
What's the appeal?
Jacob Miller
>be at gym just now
>a girl who looks like a meatbag Alita (well more like blondita) is working out near me
>literally most perfect physique I've ever seen, also she's a shortie, actual Alita size, pushes all my buttons
>as I leave I see her hanging out with a group of jacked 6'4 chads
Days like this make me question what the divine plan for my life is. Is it just to suffer?
Nathan Evans
>she's single atm
Lmao, of course. Just look at that SJW hair. Even some short haired girls can look good, but that's just ugly. That boring ass dress with no tits. The zodiac low tier roastie posting. Probably another girl into shallow zodiac or occult shit yet only knows the trending shit. Literally below average. Like lukewarm water lmao.
Brandon Powell
>Rosa is a cancer
>I am a cancer
Is it a sign?
Jayden Peterson
>being this wrong
Evan Morgan
To be Alita is to suffer. She is an eternal outsider. Yet she never loses hope.
Samuel Reyes
get jacked
Ayden Roberts
Well a good first step in the right direction would be not obsessing over a weird anime waifu movie.
Guarantee those guys have never even heard of Alita.
William Perez
>Cancer
YOUR GIRLS SIGN IS LITERALLY CANCER LMFAO, FITS PERFECTLY WITH THE CANCER THAT IS /ALITA/
Julian Bell
>Alita is cancer
Ryder Ramirez
I don't think she means literally, user.
Caleb Rodriguez
>I was on
Andrew Richardson
Sneed faggot
John Campbell
THE MOOOOOOOOON
Nathaniel Roberts
Jeremiah Baker
Isn't she just the cutest little tumor you've ever seen
Jackson Gonzalez
It's the deaf leading the blind.
Jace Cox
How does it feel to know you won't even get your own /mlp/ board. They should have spent more on shilling this could have been something truly cringeworthy.
Ayden Davis
A FRIEND WANTS TO LNLW HOW OLD ALITA IS, HELP A BROTTHA OUT HERE?!
Sebastian Hughes
She literally has chiseled features at the end of the movie. These same men would tell those avocados they loved Alien, Aliens, Terminator 1 & 2, and Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2. Where's their "little girl kawaii robot face" excuse for those?
Isaac Bell
>A challenger approaches!
Carter Turner
I'm not trying to draw a parallel with Alita here, I'm trying to draw a parallel between the fact that my birthday is in July and Rosa's birthday is in July. But naw, that kind of thinking is too wholesome for this place...it's always gotta be about bundles of malignant cells and shit...
Noah Morris
Watch the movie and you'll know.
It's so painful watching people discuss things they know nothing about.
Matthew Peterson
seething general: btw thanks Domods
Matthew Ortiz
What's really, really sad is some (most) radical feminists actually like being degraded and pushed around by men deep inside while everything they say and act would have you believe the opposite. Real hypocritical phonies, yes. They'll say sarcastically, "sure, you're the big boss man and I'm just a dumb woman", but she subconsciously actually likes and gets turned on by the idea of being inferior and being dominated by men. So many of the most hardcore radical feminists by day are utter self-humiliating submissive sluts to men in the bedroom, for real.
Jason Foster
Alita can get a boy toy whenever she wants. Hugo was just the lucky chosen one, but the jealousy of the other males around her indicated that interest in her affections was widespread. I literally don't know that kind of existence.
Getting jacked is a long term goal, yes. Also I could care less about this whole situation in the context of Alita, I was just using her to describe the physical perfection of this girl. I mean I guess she could still be an insufferable cunt, that's a part of the equation I haven't uncovered yet.
Christian Clark
David Bailey
only one of the movies mentioned in your post is badly written on top of insufferably characterized
John Price
The gym, the obvious place to stay meat Alita.
No wonder.
Ayden Hill
>See where this place is in a week
Talk to you then
Colton Morgan
This sounds like it could be 100% true desu....
And yeah it's painfully frustrating.
Justin Foster
Um, yeah, I guess she was kinda like that, except a lot more feminine looking (still ripped tho.)
Blake Scott
> falling in love with some stranger gym thot
Fag
Eli Gutierrez
>she could still be an insufferable cunt
>could
she most likely IS. the chill, down-to-earth, non-cunty hot chicks are very rare.
....Kill Bill 2?[/spoiler'
Michael Martinez
Yeah, that's kind of what I figured, and the reason why /ourgirl/ still towers over meatgirls the world over. The history of women can end now.
Jace Ortiz
Stop egging on the haters.
Cooper Gray
Why not? We're just like cats playing with our prey before we go in for the kill.
Adam Robinson
Any Frens hyped for Kino Of The Monsters?
Christopher Butler
I kinda wanna watch this in IMAX after Alita this Saturday. I liked Kong: Skull Island, will I like this?
Ian Diaz
underrated
Gabriel Phillips
I'm trying to give movies that seem earnest a shot ever since Alita. I watched Det.Pikachu, Booksmart and I'll probs see this.
Ryder James
It has the most godzilla screen time in cinematic history. It's going to be fucking amazing.
Oliver Parker
/alita/? more like /cringelita/
Alexander Thompson
This shit is so reddit. There are REAL human "males" making this shit unironically and there are other "men" who like it. Just cringe. Really cringe.
Connor Ward
Yes, I'm going to see it tomorrow
Gabriel Morris
The only movies I want to watch at the moment besides Alita are Edge of Tomorrow and Elysium (and Dune whenever the hell it comes out.)
Christopher Wright
You aren't deep enough, you need to get in deeper.
Kevin Davis
>This shit is so reddit. There are REAL human "males" making this shit unironically and there are other "men" who like it. Just cringe. Really cringe.
Adrian Robinson
Yeah. I didnt like 2014, and skull island was alright. I just want to see giant monsters fight
Christopher Morris
unironically have sex if you can.
Liam Ward
Have you not seen Edge of Tomorrow or Elysium yet?
Cameron Richardson
Charles Murphy
Can any of you alitards explain to me how your father failed you to act like such fucking fags? I honestly think you'd have been better off if they beat the shit out of you. Was your mom blacked and you never knew your dad?
Tyler Ramirez
Sorry bud, but I only have sex ironically
Jayden Green
Yes, saw them both and loved them. That's why I am okay with spending time on them, I have vetted them as "good enough" to fill the void while I wait.
Charles Thompson
okay retard.
Cameron Morgan
I think we should be asking you these questions. Why the hate friend?
John Brown
Jonah Hill has never had sex lmao
Charles Turner
I have. It's highly overrated.
Bentley Jones
I don't hate. I laugh. I have rich parents who gave me money and good genetics. You're unironically the shit below zalem to me lmao. I'm just confused why you enjoy being furry-tier retards
Matthew Martin
>incels with guns
yikes bro please don't shoot up a school. Gonna report this to the fbi no offense
Leo Hall
I have, and I've also used pocket pussies of various makes and models. The pocket pussies are usually a more practical and less troublesome solution to rogue lewd urges.
Jack Long
Just one question.
Where were the Jaeger when the world needed them?
Brayden Anderson
>I dont hate
Yeahhhh. You can be honest with us. We will always love you
Michael Clark
oops did you post exif?
Andrew Stewart
> rich
> good genetics
> spending free time hating on an Icelandic rock climbing board discussing /ALITA/ instead of having sex or partying
Kys fucking larping faggot
Luis Cruz
The group you call "incels" and the group of "gun owners" has a lot of overlap, user. Don't break your phone trying to report all of them at once.
Brayden Martinez
In another Franchise
Joshua Diaz
Naw just immediately realized it was gonna function as bait to faggots like and our board doesn't need more of that kind of negativity.
Dominic Anderson
>a dozen incels who won't stop shitposting on Yea Forums
yeah the film would have gotten a sequel if there were more than a dozen contrarian incels on Yea Forums to shill it
Lucas Roberts
>unironically scared someone will report you to the fbi
>on Yea Forums
>on your thread of "BE HEALED FREE REPAIRS"
LMAO
Jose Cox
>talking about a sequal in the past tense less than 4 months after initial release like it's already been decided
Everything about this movie is delayed, including decisions like sequels. Your argument is tired. Please get a new one, and preferably a better one.
Cooper Murphy
whose dick does a nigga have to suck to get some decent shitposters in here? seems like all we see nowadays are angsty teens with newfag buzzwords
Christian Brooks
really embarrassing you can buy a gun to compensate for your lack of masculinity but can't even get a gf on your /soc/ thread lmao
Luke Taylor
>can't get a gf on your /soc/ thread
why would anyone use these threads to get girls
Dylan Phillips
>our board
kys
Zachary King
Pat yourself on the back, people only hate alita because of the audience. You fags are on par with bronies
Gavin Smith
>thinking having a gf and being masculine are somehow intrinsically linked
really embarrassing you can shitpost on some random board to compensate for your lack of IQ, but you can't go out and do the same stuff you accuse us of not doing.
Camden Long
alita threads still?
hah... gayyyy!!!!
Parker White
idk ask the people making these threads lmao
Jayden Hughes
Check'd
Does anyone have Bateman pointing to 99?
Jackson Bailey
gotchu my man
Zachary Bennett
A reminder to be posted every thread
Parker Hughes
No I mean seriously if that's supposed to be an insult it makes no sense and only exposes how simple of a person you are, as if there's no reason to do anything that doesn't involve getting laid
Luis James
>245 replies
>44 posters
ahaha pathetic
Camden Moore
why don't you faggots stick to IRC or reddit?
Austin Rivera
>we never lewd our characters
>we stick to one thread and always have
>not fat
>managed to have a girl show up
>our passion for the movie encourage to work out, get jobs, and be more social.
Oh, yeah, just alike.
Easton Miller
Admitted that the janny said he quit when really he didn't just to abuse his powers to protect /alita/. Report to Hiro or rapeape
Luis Lewis
Forget it user, it's Autism Town
Oliver Stewart
many thanks
Hunter Flores
Imagine some dude being so dedicated to tearing down a single thread on Yea Forums.
Makes you wonder what his life is like that he's reduced to acting on base hatred in the most inconsequential manner possible.
Connor Martinez
godspeed user
Dominic James
>t. the obese mexican
>t. the boots wearing fag with long hair
>t. the tranny
lmaoing at your fucking LIVES LMAO
Xavier Reed
Wow, a post of nothing but lies. Cool.
Colton Rivera
>never lewd the characters
I fucm with you faggots on here alot and everytime Inpoint how ugly she is I'll get several lewd drawings of her ass
>not fat
The meetup pic some ofnyou are pretty hefty kids
>no trannies
that "girl" is a tranny as you faggots confirmed yourselves and none of you batted an eye when you said it was a tranny the day the pic was posted. Stop lying it's not giving you any rep.
Also report
screenshots and archive links to hiro and/or rapeape
Jaxson Long
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Ethan Hill
you can't mindlessly repost the same sequence of images on irc/reddit. also they thrive on imagined attention, so making an infinitychan board is out
James Gutierrez
Imagine making almost 600 threads only 6 months after the release of a B movie chinese shit flic with a girl with the body of a prepubsescent girl and sucking jannies cock all day like /soc/ facebook normies
Joshua Garcia
>t. the boots wearing fag with long hair
That's wrong though, I'm the one with the t-shirt and cargo pants and tennis shoes.
John Hughes
Top lel, I get paid to do this you fucking idiot. Good luck with your weird autism crusade, we're not going anywhere
Liam Cox
Joining in
I want these autists and their janny tranny cancelled
Jose Jackson
Its only been three months since the movie was released smooth brain.
Gabriel Anderson
Hell yeah I'm hyped for it
Zachary Miller
It's less than 4 months, don't try to understate our numbers.
Nolan Diaz
>Top lel, I get paid to do this
Good, good. Keep giving out more info.
Robert Parker
A comfypost here and a new bread there and you can really get into someone's head. It's a beautiful thing, really.
Jacob Wright
t. Cum eating faggot seething because he has no friends
Kill yourself already
Cameron Bell
"tranny janny" has a better ring to it than "janny tranny," although neither are technically correct.
Benjamin Murphy
Fuck niggers and fuck jannies. My posts aren't spam, these fucking LOW-QUALITY, OFF-TOPIC, CRINGE THREADS are spam lmao. /mlp/ and /reylo/ weren't even this cringie LMAO
Jack Cooper
This movie was the dumbest shit I was ever forced to sit through.
Even the manga is fucking stupid.
James Young
>I'm the OTHER obese mutt
lmao
Lucas Mitchell
>thinking hiro gives a shit about any of this
>thinking we haven't already won with every extra post you make
everything about Alita shouldn't have happened but it did. you cannot try to force a loss when we've already achieved far more than we thought we would.
Ethan Hill
Imagine antagonizing that person over and over and expecting him to stop
Matthew Lewis
>forced to sit through a movie
Child detected
I knew this should have been an R movie, we could have dodged a lot of bullets with that.
Logan Gomez
>(You)
Brayden Sullivan
Checked.
Landon Peterson
>some dude is the only person trolling these threads
I've got news for you pal. There is more then one of us working to tear down /ALITA/ and not all of us are male. These threads will come to an end eventually. At that point you faggots will have lost and us trolls will have won. How does knowing that make you feel?
Anthony Lewis
Where's the next meetup? Address please? Discord please. Still waiting for the email from HR. Haven't got my paycheck, hopefully it arrives when the sequel is announced. God I love jacking off to lolita pedoangel.
Kayden Mitchell
I'm actually just a bored shitposter, but the actual alita shills really do get paid to post here and there really is a janny on their payroll too, you're honestly not wrong. Good luck proving it though desu
Justin Jones
>tfw my brother has found my pocket pussy twice cause I forgot them in the shower
>twice
John Parker
this is how you spend your time LMAO
Justin Martin
Please make a photo OC post explaining who you think I am, exactly. I don't recall seeing anyone obese who fit the description I just gave.
Owen Kelly
Looks like ol' Janny has taken up residence in your psyche.
Samuel Myers
>tfw don't have to work
>tfw you spend your time that's not worth anything for free
Aiden Ross
based and checked. They know how shit it is. They're paid shills.
Jacob Green
"forced"
you aren't allowed to post on Yea Forums if you're a child
Liam Barnes
> There is more then one of us working to tear down /ALITA/ and not all of us are male
So YOU are the trannies
Talk about projection. Fags. Kys
Josiah Diaz
I tried to tell you guys not to keep antagonizing the board.
ain’t nobody finna listen...
it’s your funeral lmao
Dominic Morris
>the obese mexican
Lol no I'd confirm which one I am and just let the girl user tell you whether I'm attractive or not but that seems like a douche move and I don't need to prove anything to you
Liam Kelly
Keep dreaming kid
Kevin Rogers
>using pocket pussies in the shower
>getting busted by your brother
The solution is simple user, you need to get a job and move out of the house.
William Nguyen
>I don't recall seeing anyone obese who fit the description I just gave.
Tyler Flores
Wouldn't have made it any less of a stupid movie.
The fact it bombed horribly should be proof enough for you virgins, but your kind has never been able to face reality.
Owen Lopez
Am I the only one still waiting on my Jimbux?
Benjamin Watson
>heh, turns out the tranny was actually me, not the other obese mutt you were thinking of
if I were ANY of you I'd kms on the spot. Being in public must embarrass your parents lmao
Nathan Evans
>keeping to ourselves in one thread and almost never posting anything Alita related outside of it
>antagonizing the board
Are you for real
Colton Perez
Double checked.
Kek is with us.
Robert Gonzalez
As far as I can tell, I'm the only one who wore tennis shoes, much less those shoes AND cargo pants. The pic you posted applies to you, not me.
Kevin Cox
Hey guys. BIG fan of Alita: Battle Angel ™. Really looking forward to the next meetup! Can you guys post a gps location with a date and time?
Thanks,
Rodriguez
James Bennett
we did it guys we got the thread pruned!
Bentley Sanchez
Imagine antagonizing the so called "Jerome" poster as if it's only one person for months and thinking that won't increase their hatred and motivations for trying to shut you all down. Now here we are.
I got ytf0rd to shut down Reiko and later Aeromatic and their trannyshit for /r9k/. (Unfortunately there's others we didn't get so trannyposting is still big there)
Now somehow we're on the cusp of getting you arrogant cunts shut down. Feels good. Up next is purging /r9k/, which will take a while.
Justin Sanders
>Don't mind us we're just being TREMENDOUS FAGGOTS next to you!
Jaxson Long
I can get rid of your threads myself.
You messed with the wrong gohanfag
Oliver Stewart
>too stupid to realize you keep killing decent threads by remaking this circlejerk again and again and again
>too stupid to realize every bit of discussion that could be had about this movie was wringed out over 500 threads ago
You idiots are the /MEG/ of Yea Forums. A bunch of virgins endlessly reposting the same obsessive shit about your waifu. At least the mass effect virgins have more than ONE waifu to post about though.
Dominic Allen
Yeah they'd be totally embarrassed, if they were alive and I wasn't an independent guy living on my own.
Angel Bell
Wow... so this... is the power... of sub 80
Eli Sanchez
I haven't been paid in months
Ryan Peterson
> /ALITA/ living in your head RENT FREE
Trolls probably think about her more than any of the meet up people
Isaac Taylor
you tried to repel negative attention with even more negative attention.
eventually word gets out that this is the spot to come if you want angry (You)s.
I told you to stop replying to him but you gave me some snarky story like “lol don’t worry we’ll just be funnier than he is, surely that will chase away a group of autists hellbent on wiping us out”
you just couldn’t stop replying though.
Cooper White
wow good thing they aren't lmao
Ryder Myers
If you had any self confidence whatsoever then you shouldn't care who shares the board with you but apparently you're embarrassed that people can like something unironically
Nolan Peterson
>I'll get several lewd drawings of her ass
Which none of us drew and was based on the manga character. That's hardly lewd. Well, we definitely don't show anyone naked or doing any sexual acts at all. Her metallic cyborg bodies are technically 'nude', but they don't have nipples or vaginal lips or anything, so it doesn't count.
>some
>hefty
Yeah, maybe, but 2/11 people being overweight is WAY better than any state or national average for the USA. I could make the argument that /ALITA/ posters are less fat and more fit than any average person you'd bump into.
>that "girl" is a tranny as you faggots confirmed yourselves
All fucking lies. Would you like me to pull up the thread an prove you wrong? I think I shall:
archive.4plebs.org
If you read throughout the thread, VA vehemently denies that she's a tranny, anyone who was actually at the meet confirms she's a natural girl, or says that they're unsure and that if she was a tranny they convinced them they were a girl. Everyone else immediately recognizes it's bait. The whole rumor was started by a troll claiming to be there, using a picture that wasn't from the meeting place.
What are we supposed to do, pin down a stranger and pull their pants and underwear down to PROVE once and for all their sex?. Lol, you'll be saying she's a tranny until she has a fucking sex tape out, and even then you'll say she's not a girl. Sad.
Justin Powell
Keep the bumps up friends! We appreciate you all helping us achieve our goal
Matthew Harris
someone wouldn't just go on the internet to lie or false flag would they ?
Dominic Reed
Hey guys. BIG fan of Alita: Battle Angel ™. Really looking forward to the next meetup! Can you guys post a gps location with a date and time? Gonna ask again since no one seemed to get my first message :) Jim says "hey, sequel in the pipes!"
Thanks,
Rodriguez
Camden Turner
>admitting it
You dumbfuck
Andrew Edwards
are you my buddy from /ffg/?
Jaxson Foster
What are you even talking about right now
Caleb Sanchez
New thread when?
Parker Hughes
>Dude stop smelling like shit
>umm if you had any self-confidence you wouldn't mind that I haven't showered in two years
God I fucking hate brony logic. Get your literal head out of your literal ass you literal incel.
Joseph Nguyen
>t. not Robert
You could have been at the one on Saturday but clearly you didn't have the balls to show up
Ryder Lee
>chinese
what?
>of a prepubsescent girl
pubescent, actually. Her brain/soul is actually 300+ years old, but the doll body is supposed to be 14-15. Berserker body is supposed to be 18-20
>only 6 months after the release
3 and half, actually
Asher Harris
NEW
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Jacob Smith
I'm not usually entertained by troll raids but for some reason this particular one strikes me as really amusing.
Mason Morgan
>long-haired manlet made out with VA
Seething jealous
Jaxson Wright
You can either deal with fags like you that oppose decent humor in one of two ways
1. Be a cuck and ignore it like you say with it taking up space in your head "rent free"
2. Be a chad and rid them from you and the world forever as our ancestors have done with their enemies.
We don't ignore things for our "psyche" like you, cuck. Tolerance preachers are as good as kikes.
Jacob Bennett
It almost feels like it's a bunch of people pretending to be retarded trolls just to make the legit trolls look bad
Chase Garcia
>raging kids give us a speedthread, hastening the arrival of blessed #999
>they have to get up early for school and fuck off around the same time every night
>comfyposting commences thereafter
We've got it down to a science, lads.
Alexander Turner
don’t worry about it. just sit back and enjoy the ride, smug fucker
Landon Reyes
I'm a dude, what the fuck? Ask your mom, she was sucking my Damascus Blade last night.
Sebastian Anderson
You expect me to read any of this bullshit lol
Jacob Jackson
October 21st at 8244 Big Wokway (next to Small Wokway). Bring a chicken McNugget faggot.
Logan Wright
Funko was the only toy company that gave a fuck about making Alita to make figures.
Yeah hate on funko as much as you want but everyone else turned thrir backs on Alita toys. Funko was the only one that had faith in our girl doing well.
Lincoln Diaz
It's because they're so obviously angry about our very existence. We make them writhe and we don't even have to try.
Jacob Diaz
>shills really do get paid to post here and there really is a janny on their payroll too
all lies. so many false-flaggers today, fuck
Evan Young
>bombed horribly
>made $50miilion in profit
>#1 selling Blu-Ray or DVD on Amazon
>That's right, #1, even above Captain Marvel
Who bombed?
Asher Ward
LOVE HER!!!!
Christopher Gonzalez
Yeah, you're right. We're such a problem. No one makes more threads than us....
...oops
Josiah Phillips
>don't want to be proven wrong
>I know! I'll just not read it and say "lol" GOTEM
James Wright
My ex had F cups and they werent nice. They didnt fit on my mouth to suck, the nipples werent pointy but super flat and also her vagina was loose so it was terrible sex
Matthew Torres
I don't get paid in Jimbux, only Alita-smiles.
Colton Foster
Funk is cheap plastic crap that can make a lousy minimalist figure for anything. Hot Toys is making the real good stuff.
Gabriel Smith
>she's loose
>you're not small
kek
Christian Phillips
You guys realize everyone else has moved to the next thread, right?
Joshua Edwards
We're having fun. It's been a while since a thread archived at 350+
Easton Jackson
Last post for rich white genius.
Evan Price
Michael Foster
>all the trolls have moved to next thread
>everything still going on here goes completely unnoticed
this might actually be genius
Justin Rogers
Because IRC isn't anonymous.
Matthew Carter
>This is your brain on social justice and antifa...
Caleb Rodriguez
The shitposting is starting to slow down; looks like the kids are going to bed. Now it's just infighting-kun beating the old drum.
Comfyposting soon!
Isaiah Bell
>pic related
Ryan Cook
Hot toys will only make a small run that will sell out and not everyone can afford it.
Some people are just happy to have an alita collectible for their desk. Dont over think it
I know you hate funko as normie trash but you HAVE to understand that no other toy company gave a single fuck about alita. Not even normie shit like barbie or mattel or anyone
Anthony Young
Out of 9 girls ive been with. The loose vagina girl was also the cowtit girl.
The others got filled up quite well.
Thomas Nelson
>Mattel
lol, they're bankrupt. They're not making new toys for anyone right now. I could actually make that argument for the ENTIRE toy industry. They can't take the chance on anything nowadays that isn't attached to a a multi-billion dollar franchise.
Funko is an exception because, again, their stuff is THAT cheap to make compared to a proper action figure. Yeah, sure, I'm glad that someone's giving Alita attention, but we certainly should overpraise it.
>tfw I actually bought one, and only one, Funko Pop. It was a Yakko Warner from Animanics. I liked it because, unlike all the other Funko Pop characters, Yakko actually has beady black dot eyes in the show, so the Funko beady black dot eyes looked natural and good. He's pointing his hand up as if to say some classic Yakko bant, but the toy doesn't have a mouth. That one Funko Pop I'm okay with. I really liked it, but I eventually gave it to my kid brother as a birthday present. He really liked it too, and we used to watch the show together as well.
Caleb Myers
Well I have had enough of this stupid thread. I am gonna prune from the catalog into the archive. No sense in leaving it up really