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first for its over
NORF FC
Nth for happier times
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH NED
NOW TYWIN IS MY BEST FRIEND
Why did D&D create this fake ending?
looks like Eddard's honor went to an 11
Arya versus Toph
Who wins?
REMINDER
I miss S2 sexy priestess Melisandre.
Absolutely no point in making her an OAP though. Didn't mean anything in the end.
Trips and he finishes books 6 & 7
Dubs and he finishes book 6 only
Singles and he dies without finishing book 6 and burns all of his notes
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Why don't we have a strawpoll for what in universe religion we'd follow instead?
Who here /DrownedGod/
More like
>We got an ending, haha!
What is this weird strawman that people who watch the show are gloating about seeing the ending?
Toph, Arya might be sneaky but she's not float in the hair sneaky
I can't father children with that WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE Lyanna, time to marry Cersei
>ASoIaF is meant to be a story about the brutality of a feudalist society and war.
>GoT ends the show solidifying a feudal society changing nothing
Bravo Dabid.
>bend the knee, ser user
WHICH GODS DO YOU WORSHIP /GOT/?
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HEY NED
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE VALE NOW
YOU
FUCKING
BASTARD
I think this is goodbye, got.
The show is over, and I move on to pastures new. It has been glorious. From the personality type posters in series 2, the never ending bobbyposting, and the Qyburn fags.
Godbless you all.
STANNIS
See you when the prequel is out
That woman is desire incarnate...
wtf thief
Reminder that in about 100 or so years from now the Lord of Light will be the only religion allowed in Westeros.
What should I do?
>send Ned to the Wall, execute Lyanna and Jon
>send Ned to the Wall, execute Lyanna, leave Jon to flee to Essos for LARP purposes
>kill Ned, kill Lyanna, kill Jon
Why did Stannis even get wed to his ugly as sin wife? It's not like the Florents are an important house.
i did get shota vibes from watching this
Is Game of Thrones more hated than the Last Jedi?
Everyone breaking into a musical number would've salvaged the finale, you can't prove me wrong
Kill all, become the Mad Stag
Ned to Wall
keep Lyanna in jail
"Visit Chambers" every year
Raise Jon as your son to cuck Rapegear
>not using the improved faces mod
what are you doing mate
Stannis admired her fetus jar collection
based
hell yeah brother NO GODLESS MAN
Jon was strong then
It might have been Jon Arryn, pushing to pacify the Reach by giving them a marriage into the Royal House.
>Adult Ronnel and Visenya
how hard is this game? i’m downloading it now but starting to wonder if it was a good idea
>Ash
who?
>You lied about her beard. That one has more hair on her chin than I have between my legs.
>—Val to Jon Snow
fAegon will win in the books.
She probably had mad dowry, Stannis wasn't that affluent as lord of Dragonstone
culture convert to Dornish
fuck Jon's boipussy
Dany doesn't go mad in the books, she steps down and gives the throne to Jon.
Bran being king is a fairy tale by D&D.
FUCK ME NED
PLEASE
MY OVARIES ARE SHRINKING NED PLEASE
I'LL MAKE MY BROTHER KILL HIMSELF FOR YOU
YOU'LL BE A HERO NED
PROMISE ME NED
>she steps down and gives the throne to Jon.
Urg! I don't want her to turn into some kind of weak submissive bitch. Psycho yandere is way more appealing
Goddamn, the North is fucking restless. Should I just give it to the Boltons? Ned's son is going to hate me all his life.
Ned and jon to wall. Lyanna becomes to sex slave
Of course you should.
I want to make her pregnant
no one dares to reply
Give it to the Karstarcks, they're the cadet house.
>Tywin raids the Estermonts
>flips turtles over
>GRRM calls Tyrion a villain
>D&D turn Tryion into their soapbox
Was Ned secretly the real Chad of the Stark family and not Brandon
>fucked Ashara Dayne
>befriended Based Bobby B
>best military track record in the Rebellion
>everyone in the Norf loves the Ned, willing to die for his daughter
>had 5 kids, cucked Balon Greyjoy out of his heir
>nobody has anything bad to say about him other than "too honorable"
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ooh
the queen mustn't know
if anyone still has hope for more books, then they haven't been paying attention to the literature
GODS WHAT A SHITTY ENDING
>>GRRM calls Tyrion a villain
Haha yeah no.
Why'd she kill herself bros?
Dany kinda forgot her main reason for dropping Daario was to secure a marriage alliance in Westeros.
Imagine coming up with ALL OF THIS just to say "WMDs bad lol"
R'HLLOR HUNGERS
>nobody has anything bad to say about him other than "too honorable"
This is why his legacy will live on when Tywin is dust
Reminder Tyrion is effectively de facto King.
she didn't, she's raising her's and ned's lovechild as fAegon
>Tywin has to face the Stormcrows
>buys Nintendo and liquidates their assets
R'Hllor, the Lord of Light.
>lost her child
>brother is ded
>husbando left her for a fucking Tully
Daily reminder that book Loras is best boi even if he is fighting against the rightful king
>Why are you calling me brother?! Who the hell are you?!
Euron Crow's Eye, Godsbane, Krakenspawn and Newest God in this world
Why is Loras not buff in the show when he's a knight?
I forgot Benjen exists, I gave it to him along with a Lannister marriage because Lannisters are BASED and true allies to the crown unlike the St*rks.
this show used to be good
>got his pretty face mutilated
>lost his boyfriend
>will live to see Euron annihilate the rest of House Tyrell
>Cersei will nuke KL killing Margaery in the process
he's gonna be the next Jaime Lannister
What's next for her career?
1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Lad of my Lad, will you protect her smile?
Just as jaime always said
Why'd you let Ned keep Ice?
>"Last Christmas" a romcom, release in November
>"Above Suspicion", a thriller based on a novel
>night's watch still exists
I wonder if most people realize everyone doesn't want to live in the north and it's complete shit. Also it's winter and you will probably die up there.
want to make babies with giant woman
monster babies
conquer the world
King Maario Naharis has banished GAY jannys from existence
Not that hard, it becomes really easy once you know what you're doing
the new expansions make CK2 piss easy
>Above Suspicion
>stars Johnny Knoxville
wat?
Above Suspicion will be delayed again.
I've been watching non-stop rants about the Game of thrones ending on youtube. Anyone else feel this way?
haven't played since reaper's due so don't know about any new mechanics
Also all the genealogies to keep track of
Holy Fury makes Pagans even more broken than before, and the new CBs in Jade Dragon make it really easy to expand
'ate Lannisters
'ate Tyrells
'ate Boltons
'ate bastards
'ate incest
'ate walkers
'ate whores
love me Shireen
love me Davos
love me Proudwing
love me duty
love me claim
love me Renly
simple as
kek
THE KING WHO CARED
BASED
based
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
SOME DEAD MAN
Didn't you hear? Now it's Stannisn't
me too, it seems like the bookfags are mostly pleased with the ending
How does the Baratheon line disappear and then reappear decades later
Go AAAARGH somewhere else, you loser
show isn't canon bro
Funny, considering you posted Myrcellain't
btw preston just uploaded the podcast and i'm going to watch it right now
Double digits for Stannis.
Robar wasn't the only son of Orys
Besides, this just depicts the intermarriages that all link up to the Targs, not every people of the family they are related to
What was the best season of Dany?
checked
based Azor Ahai
shit, that was for
>No Eldritch abomination Warlock Euron
Pass
8
yes
Myrcella was such a beautiful, pure angel.
based
imagine hitting the wall at 11
S7 Dany
>I don't mind being an abomination of incest
What did she mean by this?
Ah, okay then, that makes sense
Woe to usurpers and cuckolds of dragon gutter whores.
Do you remember the voice you heard in the flames, Lord Varys...?
i dont get it
imagine being a bong at 0 years old
>some contracts are written in ink, others in blood
>beneath the gold the bitter steel
Why didn’t we get the golden company we deserved?
I really don’t understand why you all give her so much shit. Even if your mad at the character it’s not her fault. D&D are to blame not her.
NONE OF THE ABOVE, HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I'D EVER HURT A HAIR ON NED'S HEAD. YOU MUST BE THAT FAGGOT RHAEGAR, STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME TARGSHIT OR ELSE
im guessing in the books the voice said 'burn them all'
that's the perfect age to hit the wall desu
She means she loves her father no matter what
all Dany needed was to go to westeros
because the show is content giving us bootleg copies of the original
Instead of evil viking wizard Euron we get finger in the bum man
Instead of alien ice elf Others we get wrinkly old men
THATS BECAUSE THESE HALF WITS ARE BOOOOOOOAAAARRRERRRRS!!!
Arya was one of the best characters tbqh
it was so dumb how they made him a pedo as well for no reason just so people could cheer even more for his death. he was already a cunt and deserved death
judging by the way Jaime was holding her it looks like he was about to trade in Cersei for the newer model
YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A GOD? FINE. KING STANNIS IS MY GOD. HE RAISED ME UP AND BLESSED ME WITH HIS TRUST, HE GAVE YOU A FUTURE I COULD NEVER HAVE IMAGINED. YOU KNOW HOW TO READ, YOU'LL BE A KNIGHT SOMEDAY, YOU THINK A FIRE GOD COMMANDED ALL THAT? IT WAS STANNIS, ONLY STANNIS. STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STΑNNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Send jon to the wall, lyanna to the dungeons and keep ned as your sex slave
All Dany needed was the D
>due to various reasons my brother, a glowing GoT fan who says it's literally the best show ever, can only watch season 8 right now, avoided spoilers the entire time
>we just finished episode 3
>after it was over all he said was "Strange that they couldn't think of anything better." with an expression of disbelief
>mfw
Wouldn't you? If your daughter was a younger, softer, tighter version of your sister-wife?
My knee is bending all by itself.
FIRST FOR STANNIS
LAST FOR STANNIS
STANNIS, NOW AND FOREVER!
STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!
If Ned had been born a woman, all the kingdoms problems would be solved
wot? wot? where's m'bloody king at, lads?
not even the "cuddle-by-your-side and awkwardly stare at you" kind of pedo, the "beat the shit out of you" one
That would have been more interesting. I cursed the writers for killing off that little angel.
A healthy dose of vitamin D and the iron throne
How she's so beautiful fucking god
If I recall in the books it was implied that Meryn did get pleasure from beating Sansa. Regardless Rat brain Cersei is responsible for filling the Kingsguard with goons and kicking based Selmy out.
huh a decent comment from youtube
Reminder that Belwas the strong vs Robert strong will be way more kino than the shitty cleganebowl.
Strongbowl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cleganebowl.
>Rat brain Cersei is responsible for filling the Kingsguard with goons
What? Weren't they chosen by Bobby B (except Jaime and Barristan of course)?
>second comment defends the raping savages
>the fucking targshit can't understand that Jaime isn't omniscient or in the end, correct
>Meryn did get pleasure from beating Sansa
Arys Oakheart and Balon Swann are pretty good, the rest are shit-tier
He must feel pretty fucking retarded now that his autistic inbred anime dynasty have proven themselves as complete scum
No most of that was Cersei doing. Bobby B granted clemency to Barristan and of course Jaime to keep in good standing with Tywin. Many of the things sadly that made the Red Keep suck were because of Bobby B caving in to make the Lannister’s happy.
I'm convinced they picked the worst take for this scene just to fuck Kit over a little harder.
>Arys Oakheart
>There have always been men who found it easier to speak vows than to keep them
A fool
>married joff to sansa
>eight kids with red hair and one dead daighter with blonde hair
>married my heir to shireen's black hair daughter
>they still have child with red hair
FUCK TULLY GENES
shit
Was bobby far less based than what I thought?
Kit can't act. Not more. He was forgeting his lines this season because he was high on coke
>Arys Oakheart
>Literally betrays his own king
>Gets BTFO by some sandnigger
>Pretty good
Yeah no.
I feel bad for him honestly. He seems like a cool guy but a mix of being apart of something that was both a tv phenomenon but mixed with the fact they ruined said show. If you were invested heavily in something I’m sure it would make you depressed to see two hacks destroy it because lol why not.
What's Big Wyman's master plan?
Is he going to become a Stannisfag after Davos uncovers the unicorn-riding cannibal Rickon?
Bobby was a based man but a pretty shit king.
Bobby B was based as a warrior and as a commander. He didn’t care about affairs of the kingdom though. He never even wanted to be king. It was all because Aerys demanded his head and Bobby said fuck that.
Wyman hates freys, cooked 3 of them and he's gonna crown Rickon as king
>What's Big Wyman's master plan?
Frey Genocide and damn the consequences. My son is home.
That's a good point. I fixed that now though. R8 Bobby B's sword.
His career is pretty fucked after this. He's not the greatest actor and this will be his peak.
The Wyman Frey pie scene was soooo much better than the Arya shittery we got in the series. I really loved the red wedding references in it.
Based Wyman dabbing on the Pretender Boltons and the Frey shits.
god I wish I was that bag
BASED STRONG SEED HOSTER
TULLYCHADS RULERS OF THIS FUCKING SHIT
ALL HAIL KING RADMURE FIRST OF HIS NAME, LORD OF THE SEVEN SKIDOMS, KING OF THE TUBULARNDALS, THE BROYNAR AND THE FIRST BROSKIS AND BROTECTOR OF THE WAVES
I see
>He never even wanted to be king.
Now that I think about it I'm still mad he allowed the killing of Lady just to make Cersei shut up desu
What season were those promos for? 6? I miss when there was hype in this show and people you were actually rooting for still had a chance. Near the end it was 3 retards vying for the throne and some issues with those ice zombies but I didn't really care who won or who died. I just wanted to see the end to get closure.
>Two of the biggest house masterminds behind the Red Wedding are House Bolton and Frey
>Frey is a house full of bastards
>Bolton’s sole heir is a bastard
Really makes you think.
BASED BASED HOLY FUCKING BASED
No Bobby was still based as fuck, he just couldn't give a shit about ruling, he only did it in the first place to spite Targshits. Never mind that his perfect woman was raped and killed by the Targshit he caved in at the trident and his Ned went back up north after Bobby told him he didn't care that Targ babies were murdered and that clashed with Ned's honor.
Bobby was a godly warrior and commander of armies, but being king was something he really didn't want to do and only took it up because he had to between him Ned and Jon. He couldn't give half a fuck about ruling and would have been much happier if he could pick up his hammer, go north and kidnap Ned, and then go adventuring in Essos
Being cute, hopefully
'ate Freys
'ate Boltons
love me son
love me Rickon
love me Stannis
love me pies
someone better than me at this complete it desu
Are you excited for Korean GoT?
Yeah as much as he likes to mocks the Lannister’s he gave them way too much power and caved in constantly to things they wanted. Cersei always had an entitled brat attitude and it only got worse while with Bobby.
GODS WHAT A STUPID ENDING
This. All Bobby wanted to do was adventure around the world with his best friend Ned living life.
God that armor looks like fucking trash.
>yfw he faked his death by boar to become the sellsword king in essos
>these cringy helmets
WHAT
>go north and kidnap Ned, and then go adventuring in Essos
I chose to believe that he's already attempted to do exactly that a few dozen times but got dragged back to King's Landing by Jon Arryn
As long as they do nudity as well we're good
Eh slap a Baratheon tabard over it and give him the Stag helm and it'd be pretty solid armor for Bobby
based
and holy fuck
>ate Freys
Just that really.
'ate Freys
'ate Boltons
'ate Lannisters
'ate walking
'ate standing
'ate Ramsay
love me son
love me Rickon
love me Stannis
love me pies
love me granddaughters
love me wine
love me horse
simple as
'ate Freys
'ate Boltons
'ate Lannisters
'ate the Reach
'ate the Souf
'ate oathbreakers
'ate weddings
'ate 'orses
love me sons
love me carriage
love me Norf
love me Hornwood
love me Starks
love me Stannis
love me Davos
love me ships
love me eggs
love me eels
love me lampreys
love me porridge
love me sausages
love me pies
unironically kino
I believe Robert ordered the marriage, another thing that Stannis resented him for
you might be disappointed since Edmure's kids were all blonde
fucking Kingslayer pounding Roslin behind his back
he probably does a better 360, huh?
At this rate imagine if a Korean Sopranos was done.
Because he was always getting screwed over. He also needed an heir badly.
Digits confirm!
ONE GOD!
ONE KING!
ONE MAN(nis)!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
He was good in the Spooks movie. He could be the new manlet action hero following I'm Tom Cruise's footsteps.
>Stannis never got a loyal horny wife that always egged him on for sex, always claiming it was his "duty" and him always coming through
*grinds teeth*
Honestly if Ned had been born a woman the seven kingdoms would have been much better off. If Bobby B loved Lyanna because she was Ned's sister he would've won the rebellion in half time if he got his Ned wife afterwards
Pretty gud
r8 Neg, the Giant that seated a Thenn on the Iron Throne
Madness. Madness and stupidity
>Is he going to become a Stannisfag after Davos uncovers the unicorn-riding cannibal Rickon?
He would probably prefer a king in the north, but would rather deal with Stannis than have no ally. Unless the conspiracy to kill Stannis turns out to be true too.
>a fucking yeti has more Intrigue than your average Ned
what's the deal with the corsair king
Noh honor in intrigue
>Interviewer: Do you have a favorite character?
>Martin: I've got to admit I kind of like Tyrion Lannister. He's the villain of course, but hey, there's nothing like a good villain.
I’m betting the unicorn is a woolly rhino, and Rickon is in full control of it
Is possibly Euron.
Other than that, I don't know of any theories about his identity.
The Shrouded Lord might be Gerion Lannister.
God damn why wasnt Val in the show? Sexy AF
Yes, he will overthrow Cersei, and then Dany will get pissed and go full burninate on kings landing.
It's over, bros...
BRAN BECOMING KING IS GRRM'S IDEA
did anyone doubt this
based fatman destroying d&d even further
Good, it's a based ending.
Did you really expect Bran to recieve those OP superpowers and NOT become ruler?
God King Bran, baby.
preston was right
STANNIS spinoff when?
>Imagine believing in invisible wizards.
kek
based
Name it goldeneyelannister.jpg for future uses.
He fucking won, lads... it's not FAIR!!!
>We'll never see a Stannis spinoff set during Robert's rebellion where barely out of his teens Stannis holds Storm's End for a year against an overwhelming siege
>ate Freys
literally lol
based chad lamprey
How will the Blackfyre fags ever recover?
The character endings were fine, the only problems were Arya killing the Night King (who isn’t in the books) and Jamie not giving a fuck about the innocent (Jamie killing a pregnant Cersei was probably too similar to Jon killing a pregnant Daenerys, so they dropped Jamie killing Cersei, and dropped Daenerys being pregnant)
>He fucking won
Not in my alternate universe
Why is R'hllor so popular?
Knowing who gets to be king (hell, the implication that there is a king) ruins everything now.
For Bran to be king, we now know that Dany, Jon, Cersei, Stannis, and fAegon get fucked. What's the point of reading the books now?
>The character endings were fine
Arya's was retarded and completely ripped from another character in the universe that it actually made sense for.
Sansa's was handled horribly in the show, though I can see it happening in the book with a different lead up to it.
FOTFS
"Daemon.... was the better man...."
Because R'hllor worship actually brings up good points, such as STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Hmmmmmmm...
>we will never see Stannis wrestle with his allegiances
>we will never see the hopelessness slowly set in
>we will never see the scenes where little Renly tries to understand the situation
>we will never see Stannis consoling his little brother, with himself barely keeping it together
>we will never see Maester Cressen being the only pillar in Stannis' fucked up life
>we will never see Stannis having to eat horses, cats, dogs and leather to survive
>we will never see Stannis consider cannibalism
>we will never see Davos saving Storm's End and then getting his fingers cut off
>we will never see Ned riding to relieve the siege, only to get the praise
>we will never see Stannis get shafted in the ending
I guess because it's the only god shown to actually do anything. I just wish all the religions were more fleshed out. Like how the faith of the seven doesn't really seem to have any significance beyond people saying phrases like "seven blessings" or "seven hells"
/our guys/ put up a vid:
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If Renly bent the knee, what would Stannis have done with him?
>We STILL don't know what the Blackfyre house words are
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"GREAT HOUSE" MY FUCKING AS HAHAHAHAHAHA
BLACKFYRE SHITS ETERNALLY BTFO BY THE CHAD BLOODRAVEN
>what would Stannis have done with him?
Granted him the title of heir and his old titles.
We do not sew
I'm just glad that normies are mad
>For Bran to be king, we now know that Dany, Jon, Cersei, Stannis, and fAegon get fucked. What's the point of reading the books now?
This. Why should be even bother? Why even wait for Winds?
Forgiven him and given him his old seat on the council at least that's what he says in the show
Made him his heir.
Literally who?
I just wish we knew more about it. It still unknown the whole master plan in all of it is. Is it a god or a demon?
House Blackfyre
Fuck Ravens
"The fyre rises" is the official unofficial Blackfyre house words as noted by Yea Forums
>HURRR DURR WE HAVE TO TURN EVERYONE INTO A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD FOR DANY NOT TO CONQUER EVERYONE FOR TWO SEASONS
"FUCK DAERON
FUCK BLOODRAVEN
AND MOST OF ALL...
FUCK DORNISHMEN"
Can someone photoshop the champagne glass hand onto Daemon?
She wouldn't let D&D spitroast her so they fucked her character instead.
I can't believe these threads are still going on
Whilst I'm happy D&D won't be involved in the spin offs, I just can't get into it knowing how it all ends up, the long night lasting a few hours, a retarded resolution etc.
Show fucking dropped the ball there, the Faith have a bunch of armed peasants under their control which should be a big fucking problem for all of the nobles.
Also
>Many faced god does face magic
>Drowned god badtouched Patchface somehow and turned him into a prophet
>Old Gods let Bran hook up to the weirwoodnet
>The Seven might actually be part of the Maester conspiracy to give Westeros a toothless religion and eliminate the constant creepy blood magic
At least his career is still going
Imagine voting for the Faith of the Sven
Is that why they love Cersei so much?
>tfw never got to see the Shadow Tower and how the Wall looks like in the mountains
Reminder that /ourguy/ would have won the war if t*rg loyalists weren't dishonourable babbies and murdered Quentyn "Fireball" "Our Guy" Ball
>>Drowned god badtouched Patchface somehow and turned him into a prophet
the iron islands as a whole were amongst the biggest tragedies of the show, including dorne
>made him his heir
Um I distinctly remember his desire to put Shireen on the throne.
hmmmm
Only acceptable ending
>Stannis gets the black and becomes lord commander
>Dany has a baby, Jon created lightbringer and takes out the white walkers / Euron
>Jaime stranges Cersei
>Jon RELUCTANTLY becomes King in order to be regent for Dany's baby, so when he gets old enough he can rule.
Aryas ending makes sense in context to the first book, where on the kingsroad she catalogues wildflowers she has never seen and finds a lizard lion. She has an innate interest in discovering things new to her. The show version of Arya had none of that. (Granted it was retarded that she didn’t ask bran if anything was west of Westeros.)
>Um I distinctly remember his desire to put Shireen on the throne.
Stannis literally told Renly "I will even name you my heir, until a son is born to me."
After Renly was dead.
In the negotiations he directly says that Renly would be his heir until he had a son.
What a weird drawing
That only really became an ambition after Renly died.
Stannis is very traditional, he would much prefer a male heir to a female one.
Blackfyre did nothing wrong. Fuck the Dornish and fuck Maesters
Reminder that there are only two gods.
A god of death, ice, peace, mercy, etc.
A god of life, fire, war, blood, magic, etc.
All other gods are merely facets of these two many-faced gods, all peoples worship them in one form or another.
That was after Renly got Shadow mauled, while he was still alive proper succession was Stannis - Renly - Shireen. Stannis is autistically rigid about duty and the law so Renly would have been his heir if he bent the knee
How do you mean?
Renly really should have taken him up on it at that point. If they simply joined forces King's Landing would have been done.
>mfw the finale
Nah. I want Stannis to sacrifice himself in the flames to clear the deadly blizzard that the Others bring with them. He can die doing his duty as king to save the kingdoms. I’d like Jamie to either die defeating the Others, or survive to become lord commander of the nights watch and become a truly honourable person.
It doesn't make sense in the context that it is 1 for 1 ripped from another character in the world.
I can't believe what they did to Arya, why did they ruin her? She was so perfect, why? Why does her relationship with Jon not even a thing in the show?
>blood
Everyone except the squid god and the Seven seem to run on blood sacrifices though.
>Renly really should have taken him up on it at that point. If they simply joined forces King's Landing would have been done.
Ugh what could have been.
>Renly's army
>Stannis' army
>Tyrell army
>All fucking KL together
>King Stannis
>Renly and Loras actually become gay co-kings after Stannis dies
KINO
STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS STANNIS HUNGERS
the squid god and the seven are both fake, though.
GRRM has already stated the major plot points in how the show ended won't be that different from the books. There will be character differences here and there, but people are delusional if they think Bran isn't also becoming the king in the book too.
We should meme this into reality.
>yfw this is the good end because Daemon and his two first borns were actually pretty decent people
>after Really and Loras die with no heir sweet Shireen gets the throne anyway
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGG
WHY DIDN'T IT GO THAT WAY
>Bran book chapters always kino
>Arya book chapters always kino
>Sansa book chapters always kino
Truly a monumental feat by D&D to make me hate all three of them in the series.
BRAVO
Dany going mad, Jon killing Dany, and bran becoming king all seem certain.
Honestly I don't even get why Stannis thought he could seat Shireen on the throne
Every law of the kingdoms says that Renly was already the rightful heir. The male lines always take precedent.
t. Melisandre
God I want mommy Visenya to show me the sky on her dragon
Which is why Queen Sansa makes ZERO SENSE
THREAD
PISS MYSELF
>the squid god
Aeron might be full of shit but Patchface is obviously something real.
Also whatever the fuck happened to the Thousand Islands could be related to squid god.
FINISH THE GOD DAMN BOOKS BEFORE I DO IT MESELF
Stannis never would have had Shireen as his heir if Renly sided with him. When Renly had declared he was gonna be king was when Stannis had Shireen as his heir in case they went to war and Renly was still trying to usurp Stannis's rightful throne
? Stannis only wanted Shireen to have it once Renly was already dead.
How many times must people repeat that he only desired to seat Shireen AFTER RENLY DIED
MAKE A NEW DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
SIMPLE AS
>Also whatever the fuck happened to the Thousand Islands
What happened to them, they turned into a salad dressing?
NEW
>Rhaenys ALWAYS depicted in slutty poses
Was all of tare history written by Visenya?
He specifically offered Renly a position as heir as part of their negotiations.
As if that was something he had to offer. It wasn't, it was already Renly's right. If Renly stood down then Stannis HAD to give it, it had nothing to do with negotiating Renly standing down.
Then again if Renly didn't stand down he forfeited such rights
>The male lines always take precedent.
Siblings aren't really supposed to come before trueborn children though, that grey area is partially why the Ironmen have to have their kingsmoot.
Also it doesn't matter because Stannis only said to seat Shireen on the throne after Renly was dead.
Actually you're right, it should be Jon. He's the lawful heir to Lyana and therefore to Rickard with Ned and Ned's male heirs gone.
He meant that he would accept him back as heir and not kill him, doofus. He meant that Renly opposing him would be forgiven and all would go back to normal. He could have instead chosen to deny Renly those rights as Renly was technically a traitor to the true king.
>As if that was something he had to offer
Well Renly did name himself King. By all rights Stannis could have also executed him as well as made him heir.
The area was partially ATLANTIS'd
>Some believe they are the remnants of a drowned kingdom whose buildings were submerged by the rising sea thousands of years ago.
>Despite being islanders, the inhabitants of the Thousand Islands fear the sea so much they refuse to set foot in the water, even when threatened by death.
>implying Rhaenys wasn't always acting slutty around Aegon and Visenya in my fantasies
He offered Renly the position of heir as a show of good faith trying to convince Renly to side with him, he was showing him that even if he basically committed treason by declaring himself king when Stannis is the rightful king, Stannis was willing to put it behind them and have Renly back as his heir consequence free
>Ned's male heirs gone
You just named one of them King of the Seven Kingdoms
>Sansa book chapters always kino
Yeah but he can't have children. To be fair any great council of Northmen would take that into consideration.
The choices are either Sansa and she has, by duty, to marry matrilineally, or Bran and we bring in Frogfu to try and fix his dick.
Did the Norf also go elective monarchy or are they sticking to primogeniture?
> and we bring in Frogfu to try and fix his dick.
If Qyburn were here he could have fixed this
>Yeah but he can't have children
Says Sansa. The cunt who wants to be queen.
>to marry matrilineally
This isn't CK2. That wasn't a thing in real life.
Petyr Baelish, user.
Reminder that the north is the most traditional and sexist of all the Westeros regions.
The Stark line is ending with Sansa, user.
>That wasn't a thing in real life.
>Another variation on agnatic primogeniture is the so-called semi-Salic law, or "agnatic-cognatic primogeniture", which allows women to succeed only at the extinction of all the male descendants in the male line.[8] Such were the cases of Bourbon Spain until 1833 and the dominions of Austria-Hungary, as well as most realms within the former Holy Roman Empire, i.e. most German monarchies. This was also the law of Russia under the Pauline Laws of 1797 and of Luxembourg until equal primogeniture was introduced on 20 June 2011.
wait
what?
Is this real?
I said Matrilineal marriage wasn't a thing in real life you fucking retard, not that agnatic-cognatic inheritance wasn't.
>The change from the age of aristocracy to the age of the shoguns led to a change from the old practice of �muko-iri� to the new practice of �yome-iri�. That is, instead of the groom joining the bride�s family ("muko-iri"), the bride would join the groom�s family ("yome-iri") after the birth of a child or the loss of a parent.
So it was done and chicks could inherit but IRL didn't happen in the same society at the same time
Well, historically, there is already a precedent of a female heir being ignored and instead choosing his uncle and of a bastard of a female stark being accepted as a heir. What I mean is, if bran and rickon dont survive/appear/whatever, jon has more chance to be the kofn than sansa
Give me a fucking second for fighting the captcha BS dude
I don't see how Japan is relevant in a discussion about European feudal inheritance