I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS! START THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF.
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Maario Nahahris
you fucked up bro
THE ONE TRUE KING
>fucks his sisters
Heh
Nothin personal Cersei.
>Targs are everything the Westerosi despise
>forced to accept them as rulers because of their big fuck-off lizards
>a generation after the lizards die out the Targs are exiled back to the shit wasteland in the East where they came from
As it should be.
>a generation after the lizards die out the Targs are exiled back to the shit wasteland in the East where they came from
more like a century
Mine was some Tarly boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb highborn lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. GODS I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate, probably shattered every rib he had. I stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted: wait, wait! (Robert chuckles) They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy... Now the Tarlys bend the knee like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates. And he would be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl, WINE!
Just started reading the books.
Holy fuck Robert Baratheon is based.
nth for justice for Edd
I dunno man
ASHA IS MADE FOR BIG MASSEY COCK
>a generation after the lizards die out the Targs are exiled back
The only erason the Targ position was in danger was the Blackfyres constantly weakening them
Going back to watch season 1 and we already got problems:
>ignoring Stannis was the one behind the investigation into Robert's alleged children.
>Cersei and Robert's black haired baby that died in infancy
>Renly and Lorras being twinks scared of blood
The signs were already there.
dany > bobby
F A C T
Are the worse sigils the ones with everyday shit in them or the overcomplicated ones?
Cersei and Robert’s dead kid was one of the few changes I liked. Why didn’t it work for you?
He should have just died right here.
overcomplicated ones are almost always shit
>Why didn’t it work for you?
It exists to humanize Cersei and make her "motherly". Nothing like that crazy fucking bitch in the books.
1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Lad of my Lad, will you protect her smile?
Don't forget
>not including Tower of Joy as a pseudo-nightmare when you already had Sean Bean available
It would've worked much better presented as a nightmare where the viewers later learn was a flashback that was being twisted into a nightmare. Have the seven wraiths be actual wraiths. And have the Kingsguard be knights in shining armor.
How on earth would Tywin plot against this house?
i was the one bitching about mundane sigils but i take it back because this is a lot worse. also
>quartering your mom’s sigil with your dad’s sigil like that one lannisfrey does in the books
absolute shit
>Catelyn and Petyr danced six dances that night, but when he tried to kiss her, she pushed him away and laughed at him
Based Cat
No, right here
Dabid and Dan have huge boner for Lena Headey and have desperately tried to get her an Emmy since day 1. It's so tiresome because it undermines book Cersei immensely. She's not supposed to be a misunderstood mother. She's supposed to be a glorified psychotic bitch.
That element of her character is better in the books too, though. I’d rather they keep that than have her turn into the one-dimensional Disney villainess she became in later seasons
>burns cannibals even though his army is starving, everyone is doing it, and his maester implied they might have resorted to it in the siege of Storm's End
What did Stannis mean by this?
Reminder that Elliot Rodgers read these books and loved them. Poor bastard.
House Wydman finally found the perfect defense against his machinations
Outta my way, overcomplicated shits.
The sigil is basically because some nobody dude got a patch of land after beating (breaking the lances) of knights of 5 great houses
So I guess by repairing broken lances or something?
I dunno I'm not good at this
>I’d rather they keep that than have her turn into the one-dimensional Disney villainess she became in later seasons
That would be nice if she was that, all she did was cry and drink wine.
>Let me tell you a secret, Ned. More than once, I have dreamed of giving up the crown. Take ship for the Free Cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that's what I was made for. The sellsword king, how the singers would love me. You know what stops me? The thought of Joffrey on the throne, with Cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear. My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?
>runs away
wasn't his whole character arc about toughening up and not being such a coward. edd should have left that fat fuck to his fate
repair a bunch of wheels inside a burning castle. outside, competitors are jousting atop lions and unicorns, except instead of lances he makes them use snakes
>House Blackbar
>a fucking black bar
almost as bad as house Kettleblack
What's your favorite song from the GoT soundtrack? For me it's: youtube.com
It plays during the S1 finale, after Dany's dragons are born. It's not as big as the ones from the later seasons but fuck everything about it is magical and speaks to greater events to come.
I don’t know how they expected her to get an Emmy for standing around on a balcony drinking wine.
If he hates the thought of Joff being his heir then why doesn't he get rid of him and put Tommen or even better Stannis on the throne
Bobby was a lazy fuck
>goes to war with House Blackbar
>paints all of Casterly Rock white
Yes it is
Except when his arc comes to completion D&D realize they don't know what to do with him anymore so they just bring him back to step one
Reminder
host a tourney in the red keep where oberyn on a chariot faces a lannister atop a scagosi unicorn
>why doesn't he get rid of him and put Tommen or even better Stannis on the throne
that's not how primogeniture works
RIP Lord Commander
>kinslaying
AN ABOMINATION BEFORE THE GODS
Yes that one is the best. I also liked
kek
did they graphics company release any BTS for dany's massacre at kings landing yet?
as if Bobby cares
He could simply force Joffrey to abdicate the throne. No need to kill anyone.
>tfw no plain jeyne gf
Getting rid of an heir is not that easy. Also, Bobby is lazy so he just goes back to drinking and whoring instead of solving his problems
Seemed pretty easy for Randall Tarly to get rid of Sam.
Based House Waynwood shouldn’t be associated with this incoherent pile of shit, get that wheel off of there Gurm
She don't look so plain in that art. I feel like most characters in ASOIAF are attractive, even the ones described as plain. Only Stannis' wife strikes me as truly monstrous to look at.
Perfect
My favorite is casual
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i’m doing my reread and the part i’m dreading most is having to see my waifu suffer again
>Bronn is Lord of Highgarden
>We the Council choose Bran Stark as our king, and also recognize the Stark kingdom will be a separate independent kingdom
Bobby obviously does care or he would have done it already. It’s a major taboo, even people like Sandor Clegane think it’s bad
>Joffrey taking the black
absolute kino
>tfw reading first book and come to that chapter where she's locked in with Shansha and they hear the Lannister soldiers massacring the Stark ones and Shansha just tells her to stop crying while not realizing this all happened because she told Cersei they were going away
>tfw Jeyne did nothing wrong (well nothing at all but still) and still ends up being tortured by Ramsay
It's not fair
Considering no one really knows what the fuck happened to Stannis for real, what's stopping some pretender from impersonating him?
The Children
The Tower
The Night King
Be with me
Except Cersei would kill him in his sleep if he made Joffrey take the black
>Bronn is Lord of Highgarden
>still not present at the Great Council
>but Samwell is
Ok Dabid whatever you say
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I love how it vaguely sounds like the crashing of waves. Always gives me chills.
Fat Walda is unconventionally attractive, reserved for high-test men like Lord Bolton
I'm a brainlet. This is the first time I hear it incorporates Rain of Castamere in that theme.
INCESTOUS BASTID
Oh god, I had forgot how stupid sansa was. Telling cersei that they were scaping was probably the most stupiest thing someone has done in the entire book series
Cast him
Is there a better sigil than this?
she was a kid and had no idea what was going on because nobody told her anything. book 1 sansa was annoying but you can hardly blame her for the shit that happened
I still like these desu
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>Joff gets bitchslapped by Alliser
>learns about the Others
>gets serious
>becomes a good boy with based Aemon
>Janos tries to get him elected
>but instead does his duty since he's a changed man
>there's an entire subreddit dedicated to the Boltons with nearly 20k subscribers with tons of women posting
Women really do love psychos, huh
>some guy who hunts
yes
Boar wine your grace?
hang in there Kit
easy
>this is the only ending we will ever get.
House Greyjoy has some of the best characters in book canon and they're seriously underrated
i shuposhe it’s too much to hope that they’re posting about domeric
>since he's a changed man
he can't change
game of throned peaked at BOTB and The season 6 finale
they had their blunders before that, but it was all down hill from there.
>hundred vassal lords want your head for usurping the title
>bunch of boring accountant responsibilities
>no fat retard waifu to impregnate
>no bastard stepson named Tyrion
Shitty ending desu
HERE'S TO THE YOUNG WOLF
For me, It's Arianne
It's implied that its Cersei's influence over him that's the reason he's a complete monster.
the ironborn suck as a culture but both aeron and theon are cool, and euron is an unsettling main antagonist
Outta my way hunter fucking shits
Umber sigil. For not only is it badass but it also foreshadows a future event. No other sigil can beat this amount of poetry.
Didn't Tywin say that Robert should've beat him more
>Arianne
good cumdump, terrible wife
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB BOAR WITH A FAT ASS
>they're seriously underrated
bookfags love the greyjoys
showfags liked Theon well enough
I mean, cersei literally fighted until she got the king to sentence her innocent direwolf to death. The fact that sansa decided that that meant they were bff is the biggest sign of stupity
Idris Elba.
WHORES ON AN OPEN FIELD NED
Victarion’s dumb muscle chapters are great
>forgetting Victarion
also, i admit that I like the Ironborn a lot after playing them in the CK2 mod and holding half of Westeros at ransom
based
>tfw we will never get Roose, Tywin, Stannis and Euron in one room
>The only erason the Targ position was in danger was the Blackfyres constantly weakening them
That and half of them dying in autistic attempts to hatch new dragons.
What would Tommen do if he discovered he was an incest baby? Oh, also Cersei killed his wife.
Also: saltwives
chop of his cock lmao
>2 years
>Roose, Tywin, Stannis
These three I can imagine as an alliance against Dany
Euron tho...
>Daenerys dreams of a red door constantly
>Dougie Jones lives in a house with a red door
That settles it. Ice and Fire and Twin Peaks somehow take place in the same universe.
Exile both of them and turn to WHORE just like his actual father before him
Euron wants to crash Westeros with no survivors. It's amazing how much the show botched him
after he chooses what to do with Jaime is there an option yo do something with Cersei?
If yes, don't do anything to Jaime, punish Cersei
If not, send him to the wall, at least someone will be able to get away from the stupid bitch's influence
Is Euron the great Other?
*COUGH* EARTHBENDERS *COUGH*
Cleganebowl killed all the mountains
Dorne is literal paradise compared to the rest of Westeros.
>Tommen gained the trait Depressed
>right click > commit suicide
Also send a Jaime to the wall so he can rack up a wildling killcount.
The Reach sounds like an alright place too. But yeah Dorne sounds like it's been on vacation mode for ages now.
Dorne is a creator's pet so of course it is.
For a cool overview of the house sigils
i didn’t forget him, i just don’t like him as much as the others since he beat his wife to death
Night's Watch means I chop off his cock.
Wall
I like the “3 eyed raven reject” theory.
>tfw born in the Riverlands
Southern Reach seems cool too
He doesn’t need it anymore.
he’s the white bloodstone emperor
It's after Victarion betrays him for Dany
>Stannis looks on absolutely coldly at the rest
>Roose is sitting relaxed, almost tired
>Tywin has his serious scowl on and his gripping the table
>Euron has his arms crossed with half a smile
>Tension so thick Yea Forums would be masturbating to it
>Nobody's breaking the silence
It doesn't even need dialogue, just the staring contest is kino enough
>Okay Lannister fucking shit, I'll serve your Kingsguard
What did Brynden mean by this? Is this Tully retardation at its finest?
Can't imagine how people still live in that shit hole after Robert's war.
>tfw GURM took so much time finishing his books even Shazam ended up spoiling his plotlines
It's like living in medieval Germany.
Tut mir leid
>prepares to fight the mountain
>starts training digging at a monastery
symbolism hound
>Gendery RIVERS
>Walder Frey says Blackfish died during the taking of Riverrun
>Brienne says Jaime took Riverrun with no casualties
DABID YOU COMPLETE HACK ROT IN HELL
It's not that we didn't get "one good ASOIAF adaptation", we were robbed of good ASOIAF adaptations *forever*
>if D&D let George be involved more he would've had 12 or 14 seasons of S1 quality
>now George is too old to be involved in any potential future adaptations
>the books will never be finished and a 1:1 adaptation will be impossible
>D&D own the rights to adapt and knowing what cunts they are they'll never give them up
>we'll be too old before another serious effort is made again anyway
>Tywin declares war on Gendry
>builds a dam
>people are STILL discussing this heap of trash
wow. always surprised how many disgusting plebs surround me.
>loves incest
>pimped out his creation to emotionless zombies
>gross and old
I’m seeing the GRRM-Craster comparison more and more, actually
______ in Arya's mouth
Who are you?
Dorne is absolutely horrible outside of a few places.
It was a mistake giving it to D&D and it was also a mistake doing the adaption before all the books were written. I think maybe in 20, 30 years someone decides to atleast do a super faithful animated adaption complete with narration and flashbacks and all that.
have sex
how can one man be so underutilized
checked
It's honestly pretty funny how little people care about Blackfish before war breaks out. He was doing fuck all guarding some useless door to the Vale.
Does anyone have that “STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!” “We have Renly at home” McDonalds meme
If ASoIaF is still relevant then. If George dies before ADoS is released then you might as well kiss any hopes of that goodbye
Tyrion is going to be the one to betray Daenerys for gold, correct? I feel like Hizdhar is one huge red herring.
The Proud Lord Said.
Yup charging a dragon like an idiot is stupid. When the series were still good people died because they did stupid things.
i thought everyone liked him and hoster singlehandedly drove him out of the riverlands for being a fag
What were the betrayals? One for gold, one for love, one for duty?
I don't think gold is that appealing to Tyrion. Barristan might betray Dany for Aegon since he feels it's his duty to guard the rightful king.
Tullies are absolute shit and ruin everything, except Blackfish
Jaime idolized him as a kid.
i can see this happening in a nonliteral way, where “gold” is used to mean casterly rock/his house/his family/jaime
LADS WW@
Animation is expensive, quality animation is super fucking expensive, neither is profitable on its own, the only reason animated shows are made both in the west and the east is to sell something that actually does make money, like merch.
Golden Company will come into play somehow this way. Daenerys will learn of this and Tyrion will lose his tongue as some form of compensation or do it willingly to prove his loyalty to her. Golden Company then get Casterly Rock.
>baseborn unacknowledged bastards don’t even use second names
>born and raised in KL but somehow thought the name was Rivers instead of Waters
That’s a lot of fuckups in a single word
/got/ you will marry /alita/ and that will be the end of it, and put those disgusting rumours to bed
Animation is expensive but ASOIAF is also popular. I just want something like LoGH but for ASOIAF. Not sure if it can be done today.
>*Beats up your Reddit tier character
Heh, nothinn personell Sandor
>"Make it Ser Jaime Lannister the kingslayer. Whatever else he is, the man is still a knight"
I love Stannis
>victories came from men who were amputated and sick with infections
Hey
doing my first game of that for a while
>tfw founded a Bank
>tfw over time debt collection expenses get to over 10x the general running costs
>tfw more and more money disappears every year
>tfw basically all vassals and vassals' vassals and so on until city/temple level bought shares and are keyholders
Is there any way to find out who it is who's stealing?
I'm going to miss this place...
Abandon all hopes for a 2D animated show now, it will save you some heartbreak in the future. If it ever gets an animated adaptation, it will 100% be 3D/CGI.
>gets credited with a “victory”
>was losing up until she got lucky and pushed him off a cliff
SANDY CLEGS THEY DID YOU DIRTY
3D is so fucking awful.
remember that time he almost fucked his sister? gendry can’t catch a break
fuck
Or some 2D/3D mix up abomination à la Berserk 2016/17
>there are ser pounce events
the fuck
Genuinely what do you mean by this
Vanilla game has the same for cat events, doesn’t it?
I vaguely remember this. Refreshen my memory.
*joins the kingsguard*
>forgetting she literally just walked 20 miles and up a mountain
Right here
No need to tell me
some girl named bella at a tavern was hitting on him and bragging about being bobby b’s bastard, not knowing that gendry is her half brother
>forgetting that the Hound was easier to push over the cliff because he had just taken a shit
Doesn't Gendry know he's Robert's aswell?
>Sandor didn't throw his log in Brienne's ugly mug
he deserved it
Is it still the best scene of the serie ?
The Vale seems comfy as shit too you just get to chill safely behind your giant and mountains and ride out any storm in peace
This pisses me off. There is so much lost in the conversion of 2D to 3D. And I refuse to believe that shit is cheaper. Just way easier.
>now George is too old to be involved in any potential future adaptations
If we have the books we won't need him for future adaptations
FACT, IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TOO YOUR KING?
is there no emilia thread?
>implying Reddit wasn’t rooting for Brian
>Implying Brienne isn't reddit herself
Why was this episode so uncharacteristically good for late GoT?
Can you mod that game if you buy it, or will Steam throw a hissy fit and think you're using hax and ban you from their servers for life?
I read something about it being as expensive as traditional animation, if not more, it's just that audiences see 2D as "old" and inferior to 2D and it's reflected in the profits, which is why you'll see 3D until the end of times, or at least until an even more soulless method comes along.
>some Western shits show up at my Bloody Gate
>mfw it’s impregnable
Dude, the base game is of real european history. The ASOIAF stuff is from a massive mod. The creators of the game dont care about modding very much.
DAMN, Tommen looks like THAT?
Its pretty easy to edit. I have pirated DLC.
Not sure how exactly the banking system works.
because we got the whole overarching theme of the story "war is bad" but through the eyes of jaime and not fucking arya
Ser Ten of House Goodmen and his climbing spikes could impregnate the bitch
Book Gendry doesn’t seem to, though he could just be in hard denial of all the clues he’s been given.
BASED /ourguys/ Varys & Illyrio playing these niggas like a fiddle
It's funny how redundant the second final episode was. Yeah Dabid, we get it, war is bad. You've only spent the entire fucking show telling us that. Why waste so much valuable air time during the climax of the series repeating yourself for the 10th time?
i don’t think he ever figures it out in the books, actually, but i could be wrong
Put Pounce on the throne
because Nikolaj can act
Damn, Young Griff looks like THAT? Dany got no chance winning the throne against this stud.
i didn't mind it until arya started outrunning buildings and conveniently running into shelter filled with vietnam vets.
Honestly the show glorified war on Dany's end too much in the past so im glad this happened but at the same time you are right, it became redundant stuffing it all in one episode.
Do all DLCs work for you?
Got CODEX Holy Fury and it's the only DLC working right now, for everything else it tries to redirect me to store/convince me to do Steam account
The GoT stuff is the mod nigga.
Base game already has nearly everything you need though: war, cuckholdry, bastards, incest, dwarf sons, pet dogs, executing prisoners, arranging and breaking betrothals, religious conversions, succession crises, etc.
Arthas?
I wish he had injured dany or drogon there
jesus Warcraft armor does look ridiculous
>tfw no S8 eyepatch Dany to compensate the lack of eyepatch Euron
I don't understand why you guys thought I thought the GoT stuff was the real game. I inquired if modding the real purchased game would cause problems, I thought it was pretty clear I was asking about installing the GoT mod onto the base game...
But thanks, I guess it doesn't matter if I mod the purchased one... Last time I installed a pirated game I got super computer AIDS and decided to reinstall my OS.
Drogon isn't for bully
Who are you going to wed, bed, and put a baby in her belly?
>I wish he had injured drogon there
>Drogon gets hurt and flies away
Jaime throws himself and Dany in the River
>reverse Brienne situation where both of them see the suffering of their people
That would have been kino tbqhwypajamalamadingdong
If you knew about the mod it seems kinda dumb to ask if steam will tolerate mods
Not really, I've heard of people modding single player games and then getting VAT b& because it sensed mods and it thought they were hacking in a multiplayer game.
>hey that’s the kid who needs to be protected. Are you protecting her?
>Yeah I’m protecting her
>Arya, is he really protecting you?
>Yeah he is
>ok, I’m going to attack you now
What did Brienne mean by this?
Don’t worry, CKII’s multiplayer will corrupt its saves and crash all on its own, no need for steam to step in.
>be bronn
>sucessfully climb the eeyrie
>lost 2 good men but its whatever
>storm Lord Robins chambers to secure him as a hostage
>suddenly pic related blocks your path
>he stares intently at your ass and pulls out his sword and smiles
What does bronn do lads
if they were gonna nerf and then kill two dragons they might as well have done it here and dispensed with the wight-hunt garbage
>”Lady Forlorn is thirsty, Bronn!”
I cast Darkstar
It allows me to draw two more swords
please make a meme using this
Closest canon character I have in my court is... Talia Forrester.
>Jaime the dragonslayer
Thank the gods there are no buildings on that field
>p-please mr. corbray i will give you some gold
>The extra content for the Season 8 Digital Download includes:
The Final Season: “Join the cast and crew of Game of Thrones as they reflect on the final season of HBO’s epic, Emmy-winning series. Interviews include show runners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, along with stars Peter Dinklage, Emilia Clarke, Lena Headey, Kit Harington, and many others.”
The Long Night: “Join Game of Thrones show runners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss along with many of the major stars and behind-the-scenes players as they look back at the colossal filming that was the Battle of Winterfell in Season 8, episode 3. This special spotlights the weaponry, lighting, special effects and more that went into the making of this unforgettable episode.”
these are not the last watch?
>everyone either loses, ditches or has to kill their significant other in season 8
>except Sam who's got a woman who appreciates him and a kid on the way
>Sam is also the character most like George
What did George mean by this?
Are these the last Valaryians left?
Who is the Mark Antony of GoT? Bobby B?
show oberyn
last watch was mostly crew. no interviews or bts stuff with the cast members except night king
Nah, essos is full of whores with silver hair
Oh fuck bros! Kit checked into rehab!
Nope, and I hope no one buys those blu rays or dvds
i know just curious... is it going to be all the behind the episode stuff they show after each ep?
>he forgot the entire city-state of Lys
>he forgot the entire country of Volantis
show euron, more like
naw mark antony was too overconfidant. he was never crazy. So its probably early season jaime
Lys and Volantis both have a fuckton of people that can either trace their lineage back to old Valyria or just have the blood of old Valyria. Plus there's also the Celtigar's in Westeros who also originated in Valyria
>ywn be lyn corbray, fucking twinks and getting money from dusk until dawn
>ywn have half the maids in the vale drooling over you even though it’s common knowledge you’re a fag
>ywn sword-mog your older brother
>Dany is riding viserion instead of drogon
>Jaime injures viserion
>Injured viserion gets killed by the night king
make sense to me
Best house words
that will show them
>t. ser edgelord of house ass-blasted
>Dany is riding viserion instead of drogon
No Targaryen has ever riden two dragons
Who's his cleopatra? inb4 dany
Gurm really loves his incest
>forgetting the hound was missing meals, had worse armor, had a normal sword, and had a severe infection
The fact that brienne didn’t annihilate him right away proves how much of a shitter she is
Cersei obviously
>comfy
It's as cold as the Norf, you can't leave without getting fucked by mountain clans and traveling anywhere takes ages
Greatest lord in the Seven Kingdoms. Beloved of his smallfolk and knights alike. BTFOer of Greyjoys. If you disagree you're a massive fucking faggot and you should fucking kill yourself
LORD JASON MALLISTER
Not even the top ten.
>Death Before Disgrace
>Though All Men Do Despise Us
>Rouse Me Not
>Come Try Me
>I Have No Rival
>So End Our Foes
>No Song So Sweet
>Iron From Ice
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
>The Sun Of Winter
Remember when Jon got bonded to a dragon and they made a huge deal about it but it died after he only rode it twice
Come Try Me is fucking gay
>Come Try Me is fucking gay
t. pussy bitch too craven to come try me
I wish I injuried you
It’s just “Come At Me Bro” but reworked to sound archaic. “Tread Lightly Here” is the superior house motto
Can’t take it seriously once you see it’s just a Footly pun.
More sexy book Cersei pics
>mottomogged by House Footfag
House Plumm sucks and their sigil is ugly. Brown Ben Plumm is literally a quarter Neanderthal
>rouse me not
>black animal on yellow field
Does House Tarth or Mormont have an armada/fleet?
no to both
S T A N N I S
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Why not? They're both islands. How come the ironiggers and the Redwynes are the only islanders with fleets?
GODS WHAT A SHITTY ENDING THIS WAS
why did he delete the D&D stannis thread?
>Nope, and I hope no one buys those blu rays or dvds
This. I will watch the dragon demands for those.
these are fucking cringe you fag
The real damage from the shitty ending is it completely killed off any desire to rewatch, even the good seasons/episodes.
So much of it just means fucking nothing, why should I care anymore?
Some stark retard destroyed the entire fleet some centuries ago and they have never rebuild it
>The real damage from the shitty ending is it completely killed off any desire to rewatch,
God dam I know that feeling. Just knowing what is gonna happen next, it all feels worthless.
your life will have no meaning when its over too
rewatch up to season 4, then read the books
who? Theon Stark?
Velaryon, Celtigar and Dragonstone have ships too.
>your life will have no meaning when its over too
Well yeah. I'm an atheist m8.
yeah, brandon the burner. was it autism?
Why would they have a fleet? It's something Lord Paramounts would bother with. Tarth and Mormont are actually poor houses and it's costly to maintain a war fleet. The Redwynes are filthy rich, the Velaryons used to be payed by the Throne to maintain the Royal Fleet and the Ironborns have that naval tradition to compensate.
>centuries ago and they have never rebuild it
They have no one to blame besides themselves at this point
>Bronn: Men shit themselves when they die. Don't they teach you that at fancy lad school?
Do schools even exist in this world? This is the same season where Euron is talking about "the nation of Westeros"
Bran the Burner, burned the whole fleet after his father died at sea or something. Starks are literal temperature iq retards
no, they don’t. they could have said “didn’t your fancy maester teach you that?” and it would have made so much more sense
Okay. My life wasn’t created to tell a coherent story or entertain anyone either.
No autism. The wolf's blood. It makes you a angry retard. You get angry easily and do stupid shit.
no, they are educating by masters
so tourettes?
house mormont has the best words
>Here We Stand
and in the show when viserys is trying to steal dany's eggs but jorah gets in the way and viserys tells him he is nothing but a slaver exiled knight and jorah replies with " yet here I stand" that was absolute kino
No. It peaked at the Red Wedding. Everything past that was downhill- BotB was just one high note amongst the dip.
>Wow Jorah. This is a real song of ice and fire right now. I’m feeling some fire in my blood if you know what I’m saying.
His father tries to sail west of Westeros to see what was there and never came back, so Bran destroyed what was left of their fleet
BotB was shit
>Here We Stand
*lies on the ground*
I’d come back as Aegon and take 2 wives like in the time of the conquest, Arianne and Margaery. My son with Margaery gets the throne, first child with Adrianne becomes prince of dorne
Luckily it wasn't done in a DABID way (someone else wrote the episode)
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"Here I Stand" is Euron's motto, bookfag
So many of the house words were clearly picked to make witty context-appropriate jokes if their families ever had chances to act badass.
>Cersei never roars
She did with Jaime
Bitch doesn’t repay her debts either. Shitty official and unofficial Lannister.
It was fun.