So Jay what did you think of Godzilla 2 King of Monsters

Every Martin McDonagh film is a good movie, but even if you hold that opinion surely you’d admit that getting around to watching a Best Picture frontrunner that swept the other award shows on the very day of the Academy Awards and barfing up a banal tweet like that is sub 10+ followed on Letterbox tier and hugely embarrassing for anyone holding themselves out as having any kind of passion for film?
> I haven't seen any of the Avengers films
My man. But that’s like half of RLM’s output though and they’ve recommended nearly every single one (along with NuWars and associated dreck)

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You write like a fucking retard.

>Really? I thought it SUCKED

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Imagine being this obsessed with a tweet about a movie.

Tell the class all about your $14 an hour job, Miguel. I’ve probably made more while posting in this 30m old topic than you make before lunch

See pic related

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>i'm gonna be honest with you jay.... it was the worst thing i've ever seen in my life.

>mfw RLM threads

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Funny as comedians, terrible at actually reviewing films

fuck off e-celeb faggot

They don’t review films, only flicks

What did they think of Captain Fungus? I didn't watch the movie or their review

>well Mike I was to busy giving movie recommendations on twitter to actually watch the movie

Jay posts on twitter maybe once a week and he doesn’t get involved in any of the autistic political stuff there so this is a pretty damn weak attempt to criticize him.

>getting butthurt over a joke
Please continue being butthurt.

You should try making jokes that are actually funny instead

if it's a joke why do you sound mad

Why didn't these bozos like Aquaman?

>I wish they gave godzilla a better reason to attach the surface world? Maybe he wanted drugs?

because it was shit

If only they had a lengthy video that specifically explained their opinions.

Nice trips, fellow Patrician

Waste of dubs

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shut up I got trips

word salad: the post

Why would I put more effort into it than Mike and Jay?

so? those happen every minute

Roasted and toasted

Based illiterate berry picker sending remittances back to his beaner familia each semana

I don't hate the movie, but he is right you know

this

They didn't like it.

three billboards sucks hard dude

Mike recommended it, like every other Marvel film. Jay stopped short of recommending it but said it’s the first Marvel film he can remember not recommending. Pretty embarrassing all around

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Yea it’s definitely no Black Panther! Those award shows are rigged!

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Why do you keep bringing up Black Panther. They just thought it was alright.

He’s a nihilist, the epitome of an intellectualist pseud

Three Billboards was legit the worst movie I saw last year. Overrated as fuck. Glad it's completely forgotten now except for one autistic little incel on 4channel. Good performance by Rockwell, though. Wasted.

>OMG Jay once briefly expressed his opinion on a movie! I'm going to screencap this and post about it on Yea Forums two years later in every RLM thread to show what a loser HE is!

>Mike recommended it, like every other Marvel film
His opinions of Thor: Ragnarok of all things didn't seem very glowing to me.

Why do some of you fixate on whether or not they give a final recommendation of a movie? They fucking talk about the movies for 30 minutes and the recommendation at the end is the least important part of that discussion.

Because it was the only Best Picture nominated movie they watched / could sit through. They both recommended it btw

This might be the worst attempt at damage control that I have ever seen^

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Rich: Do you need any kind of training to use the Force? Any?
Jay: [Kylo] has training.
Rich: She dudn't.
Jay: Well we don't know where...
Rich: Neither did Luke in Empire... Well the minor training, he had like a week of training with Yoda, that's all you need, you need a week?
Jay: And then he went back for his training in Jedi and Yoda just died immediately.
Mike: Yes, can I point out that this is, we are now back to real Star Wars.
Rich: Yep.
Mike: There is never any bullshit about... The only thing that Yoda says is that he's too old to begin the training, that's all. But really, it's more like, okay, I've taught you a couple things, how to levitate stuff, how to do this, your real training is confronting Darth Vader, blah blah blah blah blah, and this it's kind of the same thing, it's not the stupid prequel idea of "we have to get you when you're one, and you have to stand there with a thing over your head holding a lightsaber..
Jay: In a room full of other children.
Mike: In a room full of other children
Jay: That are as close as we are now, with lightsabers.
Mike: Yes, it's not a literal training, it's not an academy of little kids in a classroom, like the stupidity of George Lucas' ideas in the prequels.

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Jay: Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, I loved their relationship in this movie, I loved that it didn't work out, it makes perfect sense that it wouldn't work out between the two of them. It didn't feel like... Because that's the biggest problem with Jedi, like now they're just there. They're together.
Mike: Yeah.
Jay: There's one line, where she's... Where Han Solo is concerned she likes Luke, it's just like tossed in at the last minute for no reason.
Mike: Yeah.
Jay: So I love the way they handled those two, their dialogue back-and-forth is great without feeling forced or like "remember their relationship in the past?" Like there's more through the decades since then, there's a little more drama. A little more weight. I like that.
Rich: There is a throwaway line of dialogue to explain it, but for me... It's a little bit weird that like, here we are like 40 years later, and these characters are still doing the same shit they were doing 40 years ago...
Jay: No...
Rich: ...Leia's still the one in charge of the rebellion, organizing things, and Han Solo's still the brash smuggler flying around the galaxy.

Jay: I like Kylo Ren a lot. He has more character to him than Darth Vader does in A New Hope. Darth Vader of course, there's more going on in Empire.
Mike: Well, Darth Vader's character wasn't really established until Empire.
Jay: Exactly, exactly, so I like that the villain established in this new series has a little more going on.

so cute

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Rich: I think the problem with Star Wars though, is that one really good sequel happens to be one of the better movies ever made, and it's really fucking hard to live up to that.
Jay: Exactly. And this movie does a really good job of establishing itself as a solid sequel, which is the... my biggest takeaway from it is that it feels like a sequel, it doesn't feel like too much fanservice, or too much like we're doing "LIKE US! LIKE US! WE HAVE ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU ENJOY FROM STAR WARS! We're making it look and feel just like Star Wars!" It feels just like a Star Wars sequel.
Mike: They did a very good job recapturing the magic and the energy of the original... It almost feels like a blend of Empire and A New Hope.
Rich: Yeah.
Mike: And like, it's not totally A New Hope, not totally Empire, but it has those emotional highs and lows of Empire and the novelty and the magic of the first one. All kind of blended together, J.J. Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan, they all did a great job... doing what they were supposed to do.

Why do you post this shit in every thread?

What the fuck are you even talking about you schizo

Why do you defend the Friend Simulator?

What does Valkyrie have to do with this you actual insane faggot

>Funko tier pseuds
You're so infatuated with pop culture blogs, this is the best insult that phlegm between your ears managed to come up with.

>blames his problems on mexicans or mcdonald's workers or something
>le ebig wojak edit
Moooods, /r/the_fuckwad is leaking!

Look at all the purdy lights hurr kinooooo so many lights and purdle and also blue!

>says the man who can't even get doubles

How did I know this would be the first post?

>implying RLM opinion matters
there's only one opinion that matters for a godzilla movie

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aquaman sucked
you are not intelligent

>Like:
NuWars, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, literally every MCU flick (including Thor 2 / Age of Ultron), the Hobbit films, Jurassic World, Hunger Games, Cowboys & Aliens, X-Men: Apocalypse

>Dislike / can’t sit through:
Every serious film discussed during award season that doesn’t have a post-credits scene

Are there any plebs more Funko-tier than RLM in all of YouTube? Be honest

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What part of my question was a defense of RLM?

Mike is correct, that movie was garbage

JAY, YOU JUST SAID YOU HATED IT BEFORE I TOLD YOU I LOVED IT!

Jay actually has good taste, Three Billboards is mainstream trash.

Based mentally ill quadruple poster sitting for ten minutes waiting for the cooldown timer to expire

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he didnt even change his iphone file names the other day while samefagging talking shit about jay
this dude really is that pathetic

> h-he’s being m-m-mean to the manchild who validates my decision to only watch capeshit!!
I genuinely cannot wait for summer to be over

The part where you defended the Friend Simulator, you Friend Simulator Defender

IT WAS SO BAD I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REEVALUATE MY DISMISSIVE REVIEW OF GODZILLA 1998.

>putting a space after the >
newfag

well I didn't HATE it

Post a picture of yourself

Make me, gayfag.

Jay really made this guy mad

I was talking to the user I quoted, bro

You already know what Jay looks like.

lel fuck off faggot

Roasted & toasted

>inb4 it's Gilchrist

I wouldn't say that Jay looks roasted or toasted more like early stage of bloated.

The hits just keep coming! Holy shit

The dank murkiness of a kaiju movie in Snydervision robbed all the fun and enjoyment of good schlock

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