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It’s over. Stop talking about it.
I hear the PS5 version will have fully masculine chins
Fuck Cannes
Game Award here I come
did he insist that his goofy ass shoes be rendered too? everyone else wears boots
The more I see of this the more it just seems like an excuse for kojimbo to hang out with his famous "friends".
>and the Mountain Dew Dorito Award goes to
why in the fuck do they never get the eyes right????
Why didn't Kojima give him an actual chin in this game?
The nailed his no chin gracefully
the fuq is that?
Refn is in vidya naw?
Refn is the most cringe director of all time.
I mean it's hard to not win an award when the director of the awards show is a literal cocksucker of the guy making the "game". Is the "game" going to have a scene where he gets butthurt when William Friedkin calls him a hack?
>Die-Hardman
AHAHAHAHAH
Is there any movie where the director had cast different famous people at the same time he meet them during the shooting period? This is like that.
Del Taco too
>the state of modern film directors
he's in death stranding
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>Refn
>Kojima
>Del Taco
They only need to invite Villeneuve to complete the dishonest hack squad
This feels like the last game kojima makes before he gets enough connections to actually make a film. Said film will be a disaster and he will crawl back to video games.
stop giving him ideas or he'll never release the game this year.
>makes movie that appeal to videogame players
>ends in a videogame himself
Nothing to see.
>letting your autistic friend have a role in your game
That's a really nice gesture from Kojima.
It's called uncanny valley and it's there forever.
KINO
I
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O
Sunset Boulevard is about an aged starlet from the glory days of old Hollywood and casts a bunch of people like Cecil B. Demile, Buster Keaton and Erich Von Stroheim
This game looks so fucking terrible holy shit
yep, i'm pre-ordering
>Norman Reedus as Sam
>Mads Mikkelsen as Cliff
>Léa Seydoux as Fragile
>Margaret Qualley as Mama
>Guillermo Del Toro as Deadman
>Nicolas Winding Refn as Heartman
>Tommie Earl Jenkins as Die-Hardman
>Troy Baker as Higgs
>Lindsay Wagner as Amelie
Could he not at least get himself a male chin in a videogame model?
Based forced meme poster
Is he a mailman.??
He has already received multiple offers to direct and he turned them down because video games are the superior storytelling medium
Based
Die-hard man is my favorite mega man boss.
>Deadman
>Heartman
>Die Hardman
B R A V O
K O J I M A
nice opinion LMAO
only 2 women? I hope at least 2 of these men are PoC
yikes
How did Refn end up with the geek&nurd crowd anyway? He doesn't make sci fi or fantasy stuff. I thought he'd be closer to the category of Innaritu and Lanthimos
Drive
After MGS5 i don't have much faith, but the game seem interesting. Let's see what Kojima can do when he's completely free to do as he want.
please don't bring Yorgos up with these hacks
he is already making films in video game form
LMAO he's a hack
>After MGS5 i don't have much faith
FILTERED
Have sex
I assume Mads pulled him in.
It's MGSV, not MGS5
MGS5 was based you faggot. Konami tried to derail production, but Kojima still came out on top.
The director of the game is a fan of him.
Probably just asked if he wanted to be in it.
hes getting shown how to direct by a professional
yeah the gameplay not the story
I did this morning. My gf is ovulating.
I just remembered he wanted to do Wonder Woman with Hendricks and his new series is written by a comic book writer. He's always been a nerd
>After MGS5 I don't have much faith
Nonsense. It wasn't great but it was miles ahead of the garbage he put out before.
Are you somehow implying that the story was ever good in MGS?
The gameplay is the story
word
Yes Metal Gear is a blend of mediums which makes it more revolutionary art than any movie
MGS2 and 3 were certified kino. Revengeance too if he actually wrote that, but I doubt it since it's basically a parody of his exact style of story writing.
>Hideo Kojima hires hollywood actors and directors for his games
Souless
>Toshihiro Nagoshi hires gravure idols, JAV pornstars and yakuza b-movie actors for his games (Yakuza series)
Soul
Wait is it this guy?
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I think Jodorowsky was gonna do this for his version of Dune
this guy fucks
actually it's the opposite
>Die Hard Man not Bruce Willis
H A C K
This game looks so fucking good holy shit
Cringe. Back to Yea Forums you underaged spic.
but his games aren't deep enough, both in gameplay and themes, as the ones Kojima makes.
>Deadman
>Heartman
>Hardman
Genius Kojambo at it again
nice PROJECTION kek
MGSV was kinda boring
hoping this is better
Nigger it sucked cock andnso do you
You're not from around here, are ya
>but his games aren't deep enough, both in gameplay and themes, as the ones Kojima makes.
this guy is FUCKING hot slanted pussy and basically...you're an idiot
MGSV was dog shit
>VOCAL CHORD PARASITES
It's just getting started you fucking retard
>LMAO
>FILTERED
>PROJECTION!
There's no way you work more than at a grocery store or fast food place.
No they weren't.
They have dogshit stories with terrible writing, dialogue and voice acting.
Willis lazy ass wouldn't handle a thousand page script and months of dots all over his body and "acting" on an empty room
>Kojima
>deep
>NANOMACHINES
>ANIME ROBOTS
>ANIME NINJA PRESIDENTS WITH SWORDS
If you hate the story, why did you play 2 full Metal Gear Solid games?
>t. brainlets
MGS2 LITERALLY predicted memes and today's society and media warfare.
Is this what Yea Forums posters are like?
All kino
>MGS2 LITERALLY predicted memes and today's society and media warfare.
u wot?
Fucking brainlet the game play is the story and you have the freedom. Kojima put you in the director seat. You could even choose your soundtrack.
COPE FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Homo Demons
>Holy shit my sides
is every western celebrity he knows going to be in this game?
Because I like the gameplay and the stories are awful but somewhat entertaining.
Brainlet subhuman, go back to Yea Forums
Then why he added a bad story to the game that already had a based story(the gameplay)?
Based retard.
Who is a bigger fraud, Refn or Kojima?
>2/3 women are "Fragile" and "Mama"
Is Kojima, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Del Taco
God I hope they rip that Lea model.
back to Yea Forums with you, reddit
I understand basic bitch politology might feel like a revelation when all you see is bing-bing-wahoo on a daily basis but try reading a book once in a while.
Is Vice City the greatest piece of crime fiction in your tiny world too?
This.
Kill yourself Juan
You're a fucking retard.
>America's finished.
lol
based truthposter
yorgos has made the same film like 5 fucking times he is a definite hack
6:20
>Rebuilding America isn't going to get rid of the PT's
what the fuck
>D-dude just read a book! i-it was all obvious!
cringe
Kino Kojima is back. Haters gonna hate.
>homo demons
Based
Keeno
He needed to explain the "big boss resurrection" between mg1 and mg2. It doesn't mean it was the focus of the game.
>homo demons
>woman literally named Fragile
>first female president ruins the country
redpilled kojima
>his films are wildly different from each other
>"the same film like 5 fucking times"
Retard
This is his Magnum Opus
this but unironically
I wonder how she will react to the SFMs.
The start is just the beginning of the end. The ending of the start is the ending of the beginning of the end and therefore the end of the end. Stop talking about it.
he also wanted to do Batgirl
She had done worse than horse sex in movie desu
Homo Demens, not Demons.
Fucking burgers, learn some latin, you have no excuse, you'll soon have mexican as your language.
>Homo Demons
>Die Hardsman
>Die Hardman is actially german (die Hardman)
>he is also black
POTTERY
>Sam Porter Bridges
>has to create social bridges between people
It's hard as a gamer to get back to inferior mediums after that
>Del Toro
>Refn
>Mads
>Still Troy Baker
From 1 to 10, how betrayed does David Hayter feel right now
There's a new Earthworm Jim game coming out?
Based!
Any screenshot from Margaret Qualley?
She has been death for ten years. Kokima dug out the body, that's why he uses the skeleton as his logo (inside joke)
oh shit I can definitely fap to this
Kojima doesn't even know who he is, prior to MGS5 his games were all made in japanese first.
Remember that now David Hayter is begging in that cameo website doing voice messages to people in exchange of money
Someone timestamp homo demons for me? I don't know where he says it.
is kojima going to be using real scans for the sole textures like in mgsv?
Because he's obviously roleplaying to shitpost
she loves that asian schlong
that's why probably kojima picked her up, fucked her hard too probably.
where is she?
yakuza fucktoy, like Apple-chan
Kojima dumped her for the french pusy
This honestly makes me look forward to the game, I wasn't feeling it all that much so far but it's a great trailer
Now it only needs the PC announcement, i ain't buying a PS for one game. Then again i don't even have a good enough PC right now lol
she hit the wall
>Lindsay Wagner
what the
get a job
Well duh, that's the idea
I could break you in half with my bare hands
>that forced smile on her
lmao
He has a finger in her stink in that pic
>forced
Confirmed for autism or just mentally retarded. It's clear from every photo taken of them that she wants his BJC.
Disgusting homophobes.
Autism