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When will mods ban /got/ already? Please. End it.
First for Vlad
Maario Naharis
cringe
EDDARD PLEASE
ASHARA'S SAYING SHE WANTS TO JOIN THE FAITH
PLEASE YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER
PROMISE ME NED
sharra arryn is my waifu
Looking diverse there, Ciri
>No, Littletoes, chaos is a ramp.
What did Sandor Clegane (The Mountain) mean by this, Yea Forums?
How is it cringe? The season is over. There is nothing left to discuss.
Reminder
t. will be a regular in the blacked witcher threads
w-what
>There is nothing left to discuss.
is that why there are never threads to discuss sopranos, breaking bad, mad men etc?
This. I've never watched GOT and I never will. Now that their shitty show has finished, GOTniggers need to fuck off from my board and go back to R e d d i t.
who the fuck came up with this strawman bullshit
Exactly, anyone complaing about game of thrones threads are utter newfags
Difference being that those happen infrequently, they aren't constant, while /got/ is people spamming GODS I WAS STRONG THEN, BESSIE'S TITS, AND STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS repeatedly. /got/ was banned for a reason.
>Jon tries to be Hardhome Jon
End me
God I wish that was me.
Asha is made for BIG MASSEY COCK
>Come At Me bro, v2
BURN THEM ALL
When they ban /alita/ so never
We're here to stay
You're the newfag, faggot. /got/ general has not been allowed outside of the season's run for a long time. Way to to out yourself. But clearly the new mods are okay with this garbage nonstop just like those cringy Alita generals that also need to go.
cringelord
GoT is the most popular tv show ever and so there is a regular thread to discuss it
>>Come At Me bro, v2
These are fakes, right?
>they aren't constant
>The most popular series ever ended a week ago
>People are still regularly shitposting about it
Do you enjoy your own life so little you need to force others into your own suffering
>>GoT is the most popular tv show ever
>implying got is more popular than seinfeld, breaking bad, or the office
LOL.
MOMMY
>You're the newfag, faggot. /got/ general has not been allowed outside of the season's run for a long time
usually there's like a month or so leeway to wind down and it's only been a week and a bit so stop your bitching and use a filter if you're so fucking bothered
only thing that needs to go is your cringy posts
Reminder that Targshits are dipshit slaver retards who were the instruments of their own destruction and need to go back to fucking Lys where they belong
Just walked out of my exam hour and a half early, failed it lol and I'm drunk kill me /got/
nth for the ABSOLUTE cutest boy
>Descent from warrior women that mounted dragons, killed men with valyrian swords and conquerer continents
>End up as little mouses, that were raped and beaten by their brother-husbands
What went wrong boys?
okay
>Do you enjoy your own life so little you need to force others into your own suffering
No I just don't need to be reminded what garbage the ending turned out to be. There aren't even any fun memes. There's nothing. There's only a bunch of retarded Varys coughposters and that's all this season has had to offer.
>>implying got is more popular than seinfeld, breaking bad, or the office
it is
That just happened user
Kys alitafag
fuck, you just described me a month ago
was sad for a bit to fail the course but stopped caring after about half an hour
>Actually good shows that had satisfying endings and are worthy of discussion
Vs
>Garbage failed adaptation
why would you leave an exam an hour and a half early
>the fall of Valyria just happened
What?
Alicent Hightower and Criston Cole crowned Aegon, not respecting Viserys' final wish of crowning Rhaenyra. If they'd left well enough alone, she'd rule soundly and set the precedent that women Targ rulers are fine if they're the eldest and heir.
Dance of Dragons and the change to Agnatic succession it brought about.
what's your point fucktard
GLORY TO HAND OF THE KING, STANNIS BARATHEON THE LOYAL FOR SLAYING HIS USURPER BROTHER, IN THE NAME OF HIS KING RHAEGAR TARGARYEN
>you will never get /ss/'d by Visenya
Why even life
>NOH
>*returns to tully fucking shit*
Who are these people?
What was the logic of Tywin sacking King's Landing? What did he even gain from it? It's not like Robert wanted it. He could've just occupied the Red Keep.
read the books and lighten up dummy. there’s still plenty to talk about
Kys /ss/ fag
Removing the potential for a future threat, maybe?
Daddy!
Kys fagGOT
>tfw Stannis was autisticly honorable enough to consider siding with the Royalists over his own brother
Imagine if he surrendered Storms End and allowed Mace Tyrell to join the rest of the Royals in the Riverlands. No way Robert would win then.
Doesn't even have to be /ss/. I just want too fuck Visenya.
>Cersei never tried to fuck Tywin
would've been kino, shame
Tywin isn't actually very smart, brainlets just get fooled into thinking he is.
>Rhaenyra
>Rhaenyra was quick to anger and never forgot a slight
you're a fool
>Rhaenyra had a large bosom
Let me be your stool
For Winterfell, Theon?
You can kill all your political enemies and claim it happened in the chaos. Hell that's the excuse he uses to explain why Elia was raped and killed while her children got gored.
game of trhones
Fuck Westeros!!!
>and allowed Mace Tyrell to join the rest of the Royals
Tyrell was sitting out the War
No way he was joining in
Ronnel Arryn, King of the Vale sitting on Visenya Targaryen's lap asking his mother, Sharra Arryn, if he can go for a ride on the nice dragon lady's dragon.
They stayed entirely neutral during the Rebellion until the last possible second so Tywin needed an extreme indication to the Baratheons that the Lannisters had forsaken House Targaryen forever.
Eat shit and die, GOTnigger.
Lancel
OMG LIKE UMMMM WHY IS CIRI WHITE??
Fatty.
Tywin took full responsibility for the dead Targaryen kids. He thought Robert would praise him for it.
you first
cringe
Noh way ser
>Ywn /ss/ with a conquering blonde, purple eyed beauty while your mother has to accept it with silence
;_;
This. Dude was getting btfo by a 16 year old boy with no war experience. If only robb had decided to be smart and dont marry jeyne...
>He thought Robert would praise him for it.
Not praise, but it needed to be done
Why you look like The Big Bang Theory?
This. Just end the shitshow already.
I like to talk about shows that have run their course, so fuck off.
You act as if she's the only monarch in history to get angry. She's no saint, I can admit but she's certainly the lesser of two evils if you compare her to Aegon II who'd be a lite version of Aegon the Unworthy if he survived.
>FINAL BATTLE of humanity vs the dead
>Bran is warged into the past, being protected by
Jaime and Brienne
>white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she
lays on the ground dying
>cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean
saying:
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be
brave"
>Jaime kills the WW, and after a brief moment of grief,
draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame
>cut to Aerys:
"Do you swear to defend the innocent
and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?"
"I swear it"
>audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime
looks around
>"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?"
>Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate
target
>"Oathkeeper."
>Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly
>"Do you know what they call me?"
>as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can
be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons
cursing:
>"Kingslayer... Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"
Amazing how stupid D&D are they forgot this is a feudalistic society
Damn... is imouto-chads look like THIS?
Why wasn’t the Mountain summarily executed for this or handed over to the Dornish? Since when is Gregor “batfuck crazy murderer” Clegane more important than the goodwill of an entire kingdom that already hates you
>If only robb had decided to be smart and dont marry jeyne...
or not to send Theon, or to inform Edmure
Sometimes characters talk to each other like in a Tinder conversation.
Frens this was me last semester whennI did way worse in an exam and wanted to kill myself afterwards. Except I actually didn't have time to fully complete it lol.
Had a dream where I was giving Carice Van Houten a foot massage. Not even a footfag either
>to the Dornish
Dorne lost most of it's troops in the rebellion, while their historical opponent, the Reach, got away lightly. They didn't have a chance, which leads to book Dorans master plan obsession
Not the same user but inform edmure of what? Sorry but my memory about the early seasons is a bit foggy.
Nothing about the Dornish makes sense.
Didn’t you know user? As long as someone is voting that automatically makes it democracy! YASS KWEEN BREAK THE CHAINS
To be fair, so did the audience.
I'm glad Yea Forums(nel) aren't the ones writing, but Jaime really should have been the one to kill the NK, simply because him riding north was the only positive outcome of the retarded wight hunt arc
Dorne and Doran lost all their influence in King's Landing, their nephew Aegon VI who was set to be King and his sister who was raped to death. Tywin likely knew that no gesture of goodwill would repair the damage. All the way to Robert's death they called him usurper and had a blood feud with the Lannisters.
Tywin wouldn't have done anything to punish them but it's amazing how Robert did nothing to them presumably because he was still blinded with his hate autism for Rhaegar/may not have wanted to alienate Tywin by murdering his subordinates. I do agree that Clegane and Lorch should have been executed gruesomely for their crimes though.
Don’t defend aggressively, I want to lure Tywin back a bit so I can flank him.
>Not the same user but inform edmure of what?
Robb uses the Riverlands as a bait, waiting for Tywin to get closer so he can force a confrontation. However, Edmure defends his position to well and fends the Lannisters of, because he didn't know the plan
Lyora Mormont lads
No.
>but Jaime really should have been the one to kill the NK
you mean Jon
I meant Shireen Baratheon
>Tywin likely knew that no gesture of goodwill would repair the damage
But this is exactly the gesture they make to try and get Dorne on their side during the War of Five Kings, along with a royal betrothal. I just can’t see how keeping the Mountain around could be worth it
>their crimes though.
killing their enemy?
>punishing the people who made you King for the sake of people who will hate you eternally for killing their family
Nope, most pragmatic men would do what Robert did and say nothing. Only moralfags like Eddard would try something like that.
Nope.
God I love a good pudge
Aegon was a cuck. He couldn't do shit without dragons.
Raping a highborn member of a prominent family
Ah, I see. Based Radmure.
>not even a glimpse of asshai and the shadowlands
Fucking hell
You mean Theon
more of a book thing because try strangely play down the importance by only making it the Mountain and a raiding party instead of Tywin's whole army
anyway robb leaves him orders to "hold Riverrun" so logically Radmure also holds the lands around Riverrun which includes repulsing Tywin's army when he tries to cross the river to go west to stop robb's cavalry from slowly destroying his power base
Anyway apparently robb wanted to lure tywin into the west and since tywin got halted there was enough time for a message about stannis to reach him so he turned around and went back
so everyone gets mad at my boy radmure for not being omniscient and/or a telepath
I’m still half-convinced blaming this on Edmure when they only gave him vague instructions was mostly about creating an excuse to tell Edmure he now has to marry a Frey.
literally fuck targs
WotFK is a desperate moment where the whole realm is at war. After Robert's Rebellion Dorne was out of men and the Tyrells bent the knee to Robert. Tywin didn't need their good will then.
>because try
*because the show*, this is what happens when you phonepost from bed at 3am
My Queens!
>dude Americans are cucks they couldn’t do shit without guns and bombs
>fuck up your nephew’s plans by being TOO good
>he gets mad and makes you marry a twin tower uggo
>it turns out she’s actually hot
>your nephew dies and you outlive him to impregnate your wife
based eddie
In this thread: we rewrite earlier seasons in the same style that D&D wrote later seasons
>Ned comes out of the brothel with Littlefinger
>instead of Jaime and his henchmen surprising them out of nowhere to confront Ned about Tyrion's abduction, we get Joffrey walking up to both of them, alone, with the sword Lion's Tooth in his hands, reclaimed from the river in which Arya threw it
Joffrey: "I didn't know Starks had such low IQ. Let me help you conclude this investigation, Ned. Here is the answer you're looking for... Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, is my REAL father. Did you really think someone as great as me could come from the same family as that fat friend of yours and his idiot fanatic brother, Stannis?"
Littlefinger: "well well well, looks like we have a fight on our hands! My bet is on the bigger guy."
*Joffrey attacks and we assume Ned will easily disarm him like Arya did*
*lo and behold, Joffrey fights like a master swordsman, a true subversion of expectations like Ramsay's 20 Good Men feat and Euron noscoping Rhaegal"
*Ned gets disarmed and is in shock*
why was jon punished for kill the "queen" but jaime wasnt for killing the actual recognized king?
long hair cersei is fucking fine. why did they make her keep her shitty shame haircut
Joffrey: "Surprised, Stark? This is the same sword your daughter threw in the river. I spared her the humiliation I just gave you, because we don't hurt little girls in Westeros under my kingship. But you know what they say in Essos? Valar morghulis. All men must die. You'll be joining her butcher boy friend who paid the iron price."
*knocks out Ned with the pommel of Lion's Tooth*
*Ned wakes up to Robert staring at him in disbelief*
*Ned tries to tell Robert the truth about his 'children' but Robert just points and laughs at the man who got humiliated by a spoiled teenager, saying that Ned is just butthurt about Joffrey utterly trouncing him*
*Ned starts to seethe with anger in his humiliation, and in his rage pulls out the Valyrian steel knife and stabs Robert in the eye, which means Ned is now a Kingslayer"
*Ned goes through a "oh my god, what have I done" psychological breakdown, he tries to hide the body but Bobby B is too heavy to move around*
*Littlefinger walks in while Ned is weeping over Bobby B's corpse. This scene is similar in nature to Brienne stumbling across Stannis slumped against a tree, and Job confronting Daenerys in the destroyed throne room*
Littlefinger: "This Robb meant so much to you, hasn't he? He means as much to you as the other Robb, your wife's son."
Ned: "My wife's son?"
Littlefinger: "and mine."
*Ned takes thirty seconds to figure it out, then starts weeping hysterically*
Littlefinger: "Funny, when I was young, I found myself in a similar situation to this. Except the roles were reversed, and it was a real man, Brandon, who I was at the mercy of...but it was I who layed with Catelyn while you were off fighting against the Khaleesi's uncle."
Ned: "FUCK!!! YOU!!!"
Littlefinger: "and do you want to know who else I've lain with?"
Ned: *seethes*
Littlefinger: "Your sister"
*executes Ned in the same way Brandon could've executed Littlefinger*
Maester Luigi?
>giving a single shit about show canon after Season 8
We /asoiaf/ now
I don't need a reminder that the general public are retards user.
but the children are already dead
>Book Ed is still a house cuck of the Lannisters who surrendered Riverrun to save his half-Frey mutt
>Roslin and her mutt child will likely get burned to death by Lady Stoneheart
this
Its the equivalent of nuking, say, Zimbabwe. You wouldn't be doing it as a fair fight, because the Targshitters inspired no love nor loyalty. They only had fear, that's all.
you mean literally anyone but arya
yes even hotpie
>flying up to the keep on the back of the dragon
>you're riding bitch behind Dany, fully engorged with your muscular hands around her cute waist , your dick rubbing her cheeks as the dragon moves around
>she knows but doesn't say anything as she loves it and it's turning her on
>They've bent the knee and have surrendered
>you slide off and motion Dany to jump, you catch her and she gives you a little kiss
>You start walking hand in hand into the castle, Drogon takes off and Dany's hair gets blown around and time stops as you are struck with her sheer beauty
>Enter the Throne room and they're already bending the knee
>Dany is giddy and happy and that makes you happy to see her like that
>You slowen your pace but grip onto her hand as much as you can, it not even fully separated and you have a need to touch her again and it hurts your heart
>you stare at her as she gives her speech
>she looks at you every now and then and gives you a special smile that's just for you
>she motions you to start liberating and you liberate the dethroned King of whereever you are in half, never breaking eye contact with Dany
>you take her hand and go to the King's chambers
>as you hear the screams of people burning alive and being slaughter you make sweet sweet love and become on with the one true Queen
Would Christian Bale make a better Gendry? Looks Baratheon as fuck.
Might as well say Mehmed couldn't do shit without canons. Their ambition is why they did anything to begin with.
would lsh do that? ed’s kid is a trout as much as a frey, and the taboo against kinslaying seems like something that might have survived cat’s zombification considering how important it is to most people. i can see her murdering the wife, though
>Stannis manages to capture Dragonstone in time
>the boy, Viserys dies in the struggle
>Stannis breaks into the deposed Queen's chambers
>he sees a dying Rhaella holding a baby
>"She's just a girl, she's no threat to you, please protect her"
>Stannis is seen on the Fury, alongside Davos holding Cassana Waters, his bastard daughter from a Lyseni woman, the Dragonmont burning slightly hotter than before
Again, Mehmed had an army and actual followers. Aegon had nothing but three dragons.
Because her essential characterization is she always wanted to be a man. The haircut visually shows us her transformation into bull dyke.
Nah, Stannis would do his duty. Fuck Dragonspawn.
>walks up without so much as a "Hello, I'm a fan of the show" and immediately mumbles something about the last episode
Closed video, cringe as fuck
>one of the reasons given for cutting the series short was "the actors want to move on"
>Kit had an anxiety attack and hyperventilated after the shooting of the last scene and felt like being skinned alive when they were taking his costume off
>Emilia had an existential crisis and wandered London for hours and called her family to ask what they think of Dany after reading the final script
>Nikolaj has been fighting the writers on the direction of Jaime's arc since S4 and is best friends with Gwendoline
>Peter only signed on because he liked how the story portrayed a dwarf but was massively disappointed when his character was butchered after S4
>I assume Lena doesn't mind being paid a million dollars per episode to stand on a balcony and drink wine and still being a critically acclaimed character
>etc etc etc
It's all so tiresome
THE KING WHO CARED
His duty was to eliminate the Targaryen claimants, she can't claim the throne if she doesn't know shit
>ywn be that chair
>>one of the reasons given for cutting the series short was "the actors want to move on"
More like the writers wanted to win Star Wars shekels
He did have those too, lol.
She went completely bonkers before she died and always kind of looked down on Edmure, hard to say what she’d do.
>S1-S4 adapted AGOT ACOK and ASOS
>2500 pages into 40 episodes
>S4-S8 adapted AFFC ADWD TWOW and ADOS
>5500 pages into 33 episodes
B R A V O D A B I D
why was season 7 only 7 episodes?
>show!jon says there's no second/after life
why...
>Stoneheart is less gracious and forgiving than in life and is consumed with a desire for vengeance on anyone she thinks betrayed her and her son, Robb. She hangs any men associated with the Freys, Boltons, or Lannisters, even if they had nothing to do with the "Red Wedding" or if they are boys, as is the case of Podrick Payne.
Yeah no, she's gonna kill Roslin and her baby.
The Dragonstone levies were tiny, he didn't have an army until he made the seven kingdoms surrender to dragons.
But what about the Unsullied attack on the Lannister prisoners?
>how they treated Nikolaj
He was the only one who was well adjusted, knew they were getting rich playing the roles they would be known the rest of their lives for, and actively tried to protect his character. The only actual fucking professional working on this show.
why is this dude so autistic? Why is he just filming ncw walking around?
I think it would have helped if Arya had to die and get punished, in exchange for being so overpowered for so long.
She’s basically been using cheat codes so the faceless people punish her badly.
He made them surrender one at a time, so after the first two I'm sure he had what you'd accept as an army.
how was it in the books? Beric said there was no afterlife in the show too
Jon's dead in the books
Caught me off guard, fucker
>TWOW and ADOS
who
Yeah, the loyalty of those men wasn't earned. They followed him because they'd have been burned alive otherwise. Dude's no conqueror, he's a cuck. I cringe at Danyfags, but shit, even she's better considering she bothered to rally an army of followers.
>So many contracts...they make you sign and sign. Deliver your lines, obey the Benioff, obey the Weiss...defend the show, defend your character arc. But what if the Weiss despises your character arc? What if the Benioff massacres the show? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're faking one thing or another
>nikolaj tells him to speak to some random guy and then walks away
alpha
fuck theon for thinking about raping meera
>I think it would have helped if Arya had to die and get punished
>Dany goes mad
>Burns KL
>Show Arya once or twice in Episode 5
>Don't show her again
>Episode 6 starts with Tyrion looking for his siblings
>Davos finds the girl with the little horse
>Jon goes alone
>finds Arya amongst the ashes, with her hand closed around needle
>This motivates him to kill Dany
Why the fuck is Darksister's handle so big?
Paparazzi are always cringe
youtube.com
for you
Catelyn spent the entire time she was in the erye thinking how inferior robin arryin was. She was a frigid cunt that only loved her own children, she wouldnt give a shit about edmund's unborn kid
But we saw some when Bran went to see the Three Eyed Raven. One of them even bombs Jojen's corpse.
>Dark Sister was a woman's sword
Is it confirmed anyone who picks it up is a fucking faggot, including Bloodraven and Daemon?
>tfw no plain jeyne gf
Shit, that would’ve been so good.
we knew what she was since s1/2
T-that's what conquering means.
Based Slav King
Nikolaj wasn't the only one, he was just the last
The actor of Barristan was also very vocal about the nonsense
I think others might have fought as well, but just gave up seeing as it didn't do shit, and instead opted for just phoning it in
Alfie is a fucking exception though, the guy fuck all to work with and even then he could do it well
Goddamn, he was a real treat to watch
I meant the afterlife
Yeah, and those ones died.
howland sneed
>one of the reasons given for cutting the series short was "the actors want to move on"
>really it’s just that D&D we’re done and everyone can see it
I’m glad Star Wars is already dead otherwise I’d be pretty mad about its future.
>dude there’s honor and fair fighting in conquering lol just go easy lol
Claim your house /got/
Umber
It is. It's not better but it's more popular.
>ryan destroyes sw so d&d wouldnt do it
BASED
Dany is made for BIG AZOR STANNIS COCK
He hasn’t come back to life and told us anything about it yet. Chances are he’s warged into Ghost and isn’t going to experience the afterlife anyway are high.
>After Aegon launched his invasion and made his intentions known to the rulers of the seven independent kingdoms of Westeros, Sharra sent a portrait of herself to him and offered her hand in marriage with the condition Aegon would make her son his heir. Aegon refused.
Absolutely BTFO.
What are the chances D&D went full retard on the SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS because of Roundhead’s influence during the early stages of that collaboration though?
Elia and her children should have escaped to Dorne so we could have had a sick triple threat match made up of
>Dorne Targaryen Restoration vs fAegon's Blackfyre Host vs Bobby B
Possible run-in by Viserys/Daenerys if they are alive
Reed can't be beat
Shut up, no they didn't. They escaped and are living happily ever after.
three is already a party
Viserys never drew a dime
But beric has come back, did he explain anything about it like in the show?
...
>first ever crowned King of the Ring by megaover Khal Drogo
he's got the pedigree brotherjackdude
In the books its mostly "I am losing parts of myself, I barely remember who I am"
Robert = Triple H.
Cersei = Steph McMahon
Tywin = Vince
cringe
Blackbar.
go back
Visenya has got big hands
Blacktyde because after Baelor gets chopped into pieces somebody's gotta rule
ya seethin ya lil guy?
>Here dragonlord, you can marry used goods and put a kid that's not yours as your heir
Wow what a amazing offer.
gain height
BRAVO
NAY WENCH ONLY MY SISTERS MAY SATISFY ME.
Looking now again at Beautifuldeath.com, there is some pretty neat stuff there, that I never hear discussed here
It's nice to see that some promo shit they did in S3 was kept alive till S8, shame they didn't put anything for ep6 of S8
>Sorry, I'm already happily married
We know that Cercei did Lancel. Could they...?
>Aegon goes through with it and marries her
>Visenya is around him less and less and around Sharra's fucking son more often
>Visenya starts showing visible baby bump but Aegon can't remember the last time he slept with her
Aegon + Sharra JUST
I think you’re right about him saying it was nothingness but I could be mixing it up with the show and I can’t check my books right now.
On the other hand I remember Bran had a dream where Ned wanted to tell him “something about Jon” which suggests there could be something of an afterlife if Dead Ned has enough consciousness to try to communicate.
Why is Rhaenys always drawn like a slut?
he says as he smells the trout shampoo she uses and looks fucking miserable
because she is
KEK
join the 40%
Fuck it, I can dig this.
yikes
>tfw no Visenya gf
Now, he thought, do it now, or die.
He summoned all the strength still in him, leapt out of his own skin, and forced himself inside her.
Thistle arched her back and screamed.
Abomination. Was that her, or him, or Haggon? He never knew. His old flesh fell back into the snowdrift as her fingers loosened. The spear-wife twisted violently, shrieking. His shadowcat used to fight him wildly, and the snow bear had gone half-mad for a time, snapping at trees and rocks and empty air, but this was worse.
“Get out, get out!” he heard her own mouth shouting. Her body staggered, fell, and rose again, her hands flailed, her legs jerked this way and that in some grotesque dance as his spirit and her own fought for the flesh. She sucked down a mouthful of the frigid air, and Varamyr had half a heartbeat to glory in the taste of it and the strength of this young body before her teeth snapped together and filled his mouth with blood. She raised her hands to his face. He tried to push them down again, but the hands would not obey, and she was clawing at his eyes. Abomination, he remembered, drowning in blood and pain and madness.
When he tried to scream, she spat their tongue out.
The white world turned and fell away. For a moment it was as if he were inside the weirwood, gazing out through carved red eyes as a dying man twitched feebly on the ground and a madwoman danced blind and bloody underneath the moon, weeping red tears and ripping at her clothes. Then both were gone and he was rising, melting, his spirit borne on some cold wind. He was in the snow and in the clouds, he was a sparrow, a squirrel, an oak. A horned owl flew silently between his trees, hunting a hare; Varamyr was inside the owl, inside the hare, inside the trees. Deep below the frozen ground, earthworms burrowed blindly in the dark, and he was them as well. I am the wood, and everything that’s in it, he thought, exulting.
>last 4 seconds
>offering your hand in marriage *with stipulations* to the dude who's fucking up the entire realm and conquering everything
Bitch, you can offer your hand in marriage, but you better be giving him more than just that or he'll throw your offer onto the pile of all the other offers, not fucking putting conditions on it. What a dumb sloot.
She used to have (male) singer alone with her in her rooms all the times. And people did believe she was cheating aegon.
Dude probably never sired a single child
Oh yeah, Jaime as Shane and Oberyn as Orton (he's literally called the Viper). Who do we cast Phil as?
She’s just more happy go lucky compared to her sister.
>When he tried to scream, she spat their tongue out.
God I love the full spooky prologue/epilogues.
>yikes
go back
Do you think once the Targaryen lie finally crumbles and maesters come out with the truth, Aegon will be known as Aegon the Cuckold instead of Aegon the Conqueror?
damn, you guys are literally grasping at straws just to fit your mandrama narrative
Jaime as Shane?
Oberyn as Orton? Because he's brown?
think about that for a second
meant for
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>Elia Martell lives tag
>Rhaenys becomes Queen
>hot chocolate Targ waifu who don't take no shit from anybody
Dayne obviously
Seethe more
>looks fucking miserable
He is miserable in that shot because he is talking about how fucking fat Robert got
>can't even reply properly
:^)
wrong he's miserable because there's a slimy, wet, smelly trout in bed with him
Littlefinger took his time saying his farewells. He kissed the black woman’s hand, whispered some joke that made her laugh aloud, and sauntered over to Ned. “Your business,” he said lightly, “or Robert’s? They say the Hand dreams the king’s dreams, speaks with the king’s voice, and rules with the king’s sword. Does that also mean you fuck with the king’s—”
“Lord Baelish,” Ned interrupted, “you presume too much. I am not ungrateful for your help. It might have taken us years to find this brothel without you. That does not mean I intend to endure your mockery. And I am no longer the King’s Hand.”
“The direwolf must be a prickly beast,” said Littlefinger with a sharp twist of his mouth.
>SANSCHA HALB
t. Cuck
Aegon the childress, Father of no-one, Cuck of andals and the first men, Stepfather of his sisters-wives children and Laughing stock of the 7 kingdoms
Red Fossoway
Their location is just nice and chill
Nice weather all year round, on the Roseroad between Highgarden and King's Landing, allowing for good travel too
The Reach in general seems to have a nice culture
Is there anyone on YouTube more based than our supreme autismo, The Dragon Demands?
>did the hard grueling work of watching hundreds of hours of D&D interviews and other material pertaining to the show's development in order to get to the heart of the matter as to exactly why it turned to shit
>knows David Benioff more than David Benioff knows himself
>always speaks in an unapologetic butthurt tone that shows he doesn't give a fuck about being mocked by d&d dicksuckers and /r/asoiafcirclejerk
>has the ability to make 2 hour long whiny autistic rants very entertaining and informative, his unabashed asspain makes you want to join him in energized camaraderie
>patriotic Stannisfag who suddenly flies into a rage when he remembers what D&D did
>employs quirky but enthralling catchphrases in his social media battles against his enemies like "Rhaenyra has an army" and "I am the law" and "welcome to a world with rules"
>meandering rambling about the show and books
>all of a sudden
"STANNIS! STANNIS! THE MAN WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN KING! A MAN I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED INTO THE FREEZING DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK....WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN THESE ASSHATS SEE THAT STANNIS DEFEATS RAMSAY AT THE BATTLE OF ICE? THAT ORDER TRIUMPHS OVER CHAOS? A MAN AS CLOSE TO AN IMPERIAL GUARD COMMISSAR AS WE ARE GOING TO GET? A MAN BEHOLDEN TO HIS DUTY AND HIS PRINCIPLES?"
For me, it's Celtigar and their crab autism
JUST
I loved this guy
>Nightking killed by girl HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
get away lord baelish
>our heraldry's due tomorrow dude
>wait shit fuck
>Three taboos of skinchanging
>eating humans while animals
>possessing humans
>fucking while animals
Bran Wolffucker soon
There are far worse cucked Targs like Baelor and the Dragonknight
>a fucking bar
isn't there someone here whos supposed to make a fap fic of this?
>Maesters
>truth
Pick one, they're cocksuckers for whoever is in charge. Their official history of Robert's Rebellion is that Elia Martel raped herself, stabbed her daughter 50 times and smashed her newborn sons head in.
Fuck maesters
Dragonknight should have taken Naerys and run off to live and peace and happiness across the Narrow Sea
>raping yourself
what a shame
such a rotten way to die
Aside from the only actual professional on this show (Nikolaj) is anyone else's career going to survive this fucking show?
nice photoshop
Alfie
Emilia if she sticks to romcoms and that type of movie, Kit if he comes back from rehab
>Elia Martel raped herself, stabbed her daughter 50 times and smashed her newborn sons head in.
But that's what actually happened
Iwan Rheon has acted in a few things before GoT.
I noticed a lack of gamer bran memes so I made my own
jesus
>implying Tywin would ever give orders to kill Elia, Rhaenys and Aegon
Elia, you and your children will marry my daughter and our houses will be united. You will wed her, bed her and put a child in her.
I'm amazed that LF was capable of having normal conversations with Ned without seething or having any thoughts of him creampieing Cat
>b-but I can't, I'm a wom-
>THEN USE MY SON
So did LF actually manage to pop Cat’s cherry or is that just his wishful boasting?
If this anons still around, are you retarded? You don’t see the similarities between both being at Winterfell, both drawing their swords when they are about to be run down by Ramsay’s men on horseback and the fact that they were both told by Mel it was foreseen they would win? That’s awesome way bigger than the same director using the same shot for pottery
wishful boasting
it was Lysa
Aerys did it all as one last fuck you to both Tywin and Rhaegar, he pinned the blame all on Tywin so others could kill him for it in the future.
God damn Charles Dance was the best actor in the show and played the best character in the books. What a fucking perfect pairing. I fucking miss him, bros.
No, he popped Lysa while thinking that she was Cat.
>Catelyn and Petyr danced six dances that night, but when he tried to kiss her, she pushed him away and laughed at him
>You will wed him, bed him and put a child in him.
Tywin found a strat that works and he’s sticking to it, goddamn it.
The real mystery is how he ever managed to nail Lysa without moaning Cat’s name the whole time, Bobby-style.
>AHAHAHAHA LMAO HAVE SEX LITTLEPENIS I ONLY FUCK BIG DICK STARKS
>little did Cat know that Petyr had sex that night
>Aegon marries Cersei and in 15 years will wed her, bed her and put a child in her
>Jaime marries Elia and weds her, beds her and puts a child in her
>Rhaenys has a cat, that means she has more in common with her new grandfather than she ever would with dragonshits and is taken under his wing as Tywin's protege and doted upon granddaughter
he WAS seething but he’s been seething for twenty years, he’s learned to keep that shit pushed down
user, he did moan cat's name. Crazy lysa just continued
>God damn Charles Dance was the best actor in the show and played the best character in the books.
I would have preferred if they changed the story so he could live to the end.
He did, Lysa just has the lowest self-esteem in Westeros
>Targ visuals
>Stannis bannermen right now
>naval
>based Bastard
>Daenerys you'll marry my daughter
>she's dead, Lord Lannister
>Tywin's usually angry/stoic face turns into a confused one
>cut to black
>and who are you
Lysa is a complete retard that doesn't give a shit about anything except pretending that LF loves her and that Sweetrobin isn't an autist
I don't know how the fuck Jon and Blackfish put up with her shit for so long
Naerys loved Aemon though, there were rumors her kid was his. If anyone got cucked it was the king
>based Bastard
>bent the knee to Joff then became a buttpirate with Loras
Blackfish hates her and had nowhere else to go, Jon hated her too but needed a fertile wife. Little did he know that the moon tea fucked up her tubes
Tywin going senile and crashing the seven kingdoms could be pretty kino
>based Bastard
>Ran off with Cerseis freshly built ships
>will probably join Aegon and restore their old valyrian alliance
There is a single targ that wasnt a masive cuck?
green > red in all respects
>tfw Robin ends up looking like LF instead of Jon anyway
Should’ve have just taken her sans abortion and claimed it was yours
They’re incestuous polygamist degenerates with the most tangled family tree imaginable, so no.
>Tywin chops off his dick
>YOU WILL WED ME, BED ME AND PUT A CHILD IN ME
>I CAN'T
>WHY NOT, I'M A WOMAN
>BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A WOM-
>IT'S NOT AN OPINION IT'S A FACT
>Being jon arryn
>Need a fertile wife
>Instead of marrying a frey, you marry a used up girl that was forced to abort a late term pregnancy
No wonder ned was a retard. This dude raising him after all
ASOS Lysa is so fucking crazy that I'm surprised she never revealed that she was getting dicked by LF all along
Roberhas his dad’s hair, so at least there’s that.
>joining Failgon
>based
pick one
kek
They didn’t fuck since they were kids. They were in KL at the same time but LF outright refuses to fuck her because he thinks she’s gross and doesn’t want to unless it’s absolutely necessary to his schemes. Literally nobody likes her
Jon
>Get the unique "Lord of the Tides" title
>Join the underdog
>Elephants
Letting house Arryn die out is a better option than willingly breeding with a Fr*y
Do you guys remember that scene in the books where Jorah jumps on her while she’s naked and they make out for a bit before she has a spergfit? Should have made it into the show
Tyrion, you shall marry this dinosaur, and bring peace to this messy ordeal. Thanks to your size discrepancies, I'm sure the two of you can produce an heir of exceedingly average height.
This unknown Theropod is a finer reward than you could ever dare hope for.
One way or another you will get that dinosaur pregnant.
>sexy Roslin only beds Edmure once and gets pregnant instantly
>Fat Walda Frey is fat as shit and still manages to melt Roose Bolton’s icy heart
Freys are good wives, it’s just the men who suck
I love autistic obsessed with uniting houses through marriage Tywin
>Book Jon - blond, blue eyes, broad shoulders
>Book Robert - brown hair, scrawny, short
Signs aren’t good Jon
whats his role on godzilla?
>instead of being the bottom bitch of that slut Dany's marriage, he went north to be a true king and fuck thousands of wildling women
Based
You’d best not be talking shit about Fat Lady Walda
Almost as good as house wiper Twyin
>mfw Harry the Arse was the rightful inheritor of the Vale this whole time
Mothra, Rodan, Anguirus, you will each marry one of King Ghidorah's heads and bring the madness that is this war of the Five Kaiju to an end.
Hand of the Kong
He plays a former SAS operative who got arrested in the past for trying to sneak into Monarch sites where they keep the Kaiju hidden, so he starts breaking them out of captivity to wreak havoc either because he hates humanity or he might be an Ayylmao
I hope she lived in the books, fuck R*ms*y SNOW.
JUSTICE FOR DOMERIC
THE NORF REMEMBAS
I'll take the Knott, please.
>skins a stag right next to the trout he gutted alongside the flowers he picked right on the three-headed dragon he shot from the sky
>30 minutes of silence later
>NIGHT KING YOU WILL WED, BED AND PUT A CHILD IN MY DAUGHTER CERSEI, MY SON TYRION WILL MARRY ONE OF YOUR SPIDERS, THEY'RE BOTH MONSTERS ANYWAY, MY SON JAIME WILL BECOME ONE OF YOUR WHITE WALKERS
>*slams something*
>Night King leaves in a huff
Bale is a jawlet.
>carves a block of ice before going to war with the NK
what did D&D mean by this
>Kevan walks in on Tywin using an ice sculpting chainsaw he procured from the faraway lands of Yi Ti
That never happens
The Night King is tired. Kingsguard, see him to his chambers.
BRING BACK THE BARROW KINGS, GAS THE SHAPESHIFTERS, ICE THE BOLTONS.
Storm, very end of the first Dany chapter.
maybe im a brainlet but ive never understood the greyjoy one
>Tywin removes Arya's face mask
>hey little girl who I should have imprisoned, you WILL kill the Night King
>this actually happens
omg I love tweedledumb&tweedledick now
I don't get the spicer and royce ones, please explain
We Do Not Sow. It’s their house words
>we do not sow
>we do not sew
I don’t actually know
>Arya, you will end this foolish bloodshed and wed the Night King within a fortnight. The betrothal has already been arranged. Do your duty.
>Royce
Words = We Remember
>Spicer
Coat of arms = Three black pepperpots on a saffron bend, across a field of green and silver stripes
Ser Jorah slid his arms around her.
“Oh,” was all Dany had time to say as he pulled her close and pressed his lips down on hers. He
smelled of sweat and salt and leather, and the iron studs on his jerkin dug into her naked breasts
as he crushed her hard against him. One hand held her by the shoulder while the other slid down
her spine to the small of her back, and her mouth opened for his tongue, though she never told it
to. His beard is scratchy, she thought, but his mouth is sweet. The Dothraki wore no beards, only
long mustaches, and only Khal Drogo had ever kissed her before. He should not be doing this. I
am his queen, not his woman.
It was a long kiss, though how long Dany could not have said. When it ended, Ser Jorah let go
of her, and she took a quick step backward. “You... you should not have...”
“I should not have waited so Iong,” he finished for her. “I should have kissed you in Qarth, in
Vaes Tolorro. I should have kissed you in the red waste, every night and every day. You were
made to be kissed, often and well.” His eyes were on her breasts.
Dany covered them with her hands, before her nipples could betray her. “I... that was not fitting.
I am your queen.”
“My queen,” he said, “and the bravest, sweetest, and most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
kek, thats actually pretty clever
>Tywin declares war against House Osgrey
>kills himself
>a bowl of pepper
>a literal apple
why do these lords pick the worst fucking sigils
kek
NU
>Tywin plots against House Webber
>found bv the servants of Casterly Rock in the middle of the night stepping on spiders
Based and Vladpilled