Would you watch a reboot of Underworld starring Victoria Justice?

???

Based

firmly planted.

>yachting instagram thot

>brb going to go buy a yacht.

Geez, that guy's pretty hot

she’s a hispanic beaner so most likely brown nippies

plebs

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Based. Brown nipples and genitals on women is an instant drop for me.

mmm tasty

>firmly planted
My seed in her womb

Kate beckinsale was hot as fuck in these movies, especially her outfit. I remember seeing her costume being sold on a prop auction site, I can only imagine(and envy) the autist who bought it

hell fucking no

I want her to dress like a real tuff girl, real rude with a 'tude, acting like a badass baaaad grrrlll then I show up and she completely submits to me and I treat her like shit and slap her around and fuck her throat and ass

She looks like she enjoys getting rimmed.
Anyone else get that feeling?

slay me with your feet, huntress vj

yes fucking suck me dry

I'd watch Victoria Justice watching paint dry to be honest.

yeah I know exactly what you mean

How do you know her nipples are brown? Who cares what color they are!

There is no need for a reboot. They could just make movies set in the underworld universe.

absolute faggotron. brown/black nipples are fantastic.

Is this the perfect woman, bros? I just can't see a flaw.

Too brown, vampire qts should be pale

Only if she’s barefoot constantly and there’s a ton of sole shots

I’d be at the midnight screening

this series doesnt justify a remake
nothing justifies a remake

the only reason remakes are a "good idea" is becuase friday the 13th xxI : LAN party massacre would make less than Friday the 13th(2018).

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me on the left

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*hell fucking yes

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reminder that VJuice has a sub-80 iq and that's why her career never took off

Will she ever get an acting role again?

I've got a role for her.

VJuice is pure, 115 IQ confirmed, and also based and footpilled

Wow sounds intetesting, tell me more

It's perfect for her, it'll make her a huge star.

Did she suck Joe while Murr did anal?

>getting caught phoneposting

Yikes.

You’ve never had sex though so why does it matter

yes

That's fucking foul.

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Who is this actress and what is she famous for?

>most likely

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>those huge nasty bumps
gross, flat nipples best nipples, also pink > brown

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have sex

This picture is fake. Stop posting it fucking newfags

lol virgin

>This picture is fake.
prove it

have sex

you’ve only seen boobs on your monitor right?

lol you faggot virgins so desperate for anything you don't even have standards lmfao @ ur life

Is she still thicc and into anal?

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Its not at all. There are plenty of angles and clothing+jewelry of hers to prove it

oh wow

stop lusting after fat girls. It's not normal

No, god no.
Shes great to take pictures of, but she's terrible in motion of if you can hear her.

Id' watch it, but would it be an improvement over Beckinsale? No. VJ is absolutel perfection, but Underworld is Beckinsale's role. She cannot be replaced.
VJ doesn't have the killer look to her that Beckinsale has.

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>in motion

What if she spends the film tied and gagged (while still in her latex catsuit, corset and boots)?

Beckinsale is a wodden actress and is old as fuck.
People like her because she's pale and pretty. Shes bad actress.

as long as there's a lot of feet shots

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1) Victoria reminds me of my cousin.
2) I unironically think she (vj) is a good person.

you ever sniff your cousin’s dirty panties?

not him but i have, even put them on and jerked off in them

I think VJ is my one choice to bang out of any celebrity.

Best kind of thicc

A nice tushy

>pale
>Kate Beckinsale

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Best vampire choice was always gonna be Michelle Trachtenberg, well before she got too thick for Hollywood and stopped acting.

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literal perfection

For sure she isn't a great actress but neither is VJ

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Looking at her and Alexis Bledel these days bums me out profoundly.
Time is a thief.

Why did this make me laugh so fucking hard

>i want your blood...and a cheeseburger

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Go on
t.Victoria's agent

>...Can I just get you a cheeseburger?
>Okay

>career dies
>starts dressing like a whore

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE MEANT TO END THOTISM, NOT CONTRIBUTE TO IT!

If you're a dirty nigger maybe

My cousin made me eat her pusy when she was 15 and I was 10. I woke up with her pusy in my face. Then I fucked her and "came" and my dick hurt. Ironically I wouldn't lose my virginity until 20 after it grew back.

>make it a double, no *burp* a triple! with extra cheese!

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no. underworld was trash. i don't know how you sick in the brain fucks can watch a movie just because a girl is in it or a certain outfit she wears.
she was not sexy, the story was shit, i will never watch another underworld until my friend makes me again

>... You fat bitc-
>*bites your head off*

We just wrote our first lowbrow comedy scene, user.

Post feet holy shit.

We can go bigger!

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who shartpig this is?

wish my gf had milkers like that, would trade literally anything for it

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no

BASED

Where are her nipples at??? Post them fags

dogs, horses and monkeys have brown/black nipples btw

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Woodberry & Spa Co.
If you catch my drift

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No upcoming roles. Truly a dead career.

naturally she's pale, but obviously she fake tans or sunbathes.

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she's been 90% plastic for 20 years now

Why does Yea Forums have such a high incel population?
I swear everyday there's so many incel threads
>favorite webms of scenes that pass as softcore porn
>sexiest actresses
>*picture of celebrity in lewd outfit*
Go away. Go buy some rogaine and hit the gym.

Have sex.

Have sex

I did this morning with my wife.

wow she used to be really beautiful, too bad

poor mans Nina

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dhe gads a nice tumny

incel liar cope

This isn't an 'ncel thread. To answer your question, though, it's because they never leave and what you're seeing are the same handful of 'ncels shitting up every thread with their perpetually angsty manchild alt-right edginess.

>most likely

>having free time in the morning as a married couple
lmfao you're legit retarded

>assuming dietary control

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I prefer thicc michelle honestly

Fucking faggots
>he doesn’t know

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>all the fat goes to her arms and chin instead of her tits
yikes

This thread needs more VJ

>Victoria Justice
>acting

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Yes

why do perfectly good threads keep getting deleted

>inb4

> thicc

So are we just throwing that word around now?

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Bluepilled

GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
IT

I HAVE 100K! WILL SHE FUCK ME FOR THAT MUCH?!?

Basedpilled

She’s famous for being very pretty and having pretty feet.

Lol gay

Nipple pimples are a pleb filter

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bumpy and brown nipples are GOAT

watch? no
fap to? yes

t. mutts in full cope

you the nigger that blob post on Yea Forums huh faggot

Do you even know what a mutt is?

Japs have brown nipples and they aren’t mutts.

Learn what our memes mean before you try using them, ledditor.

Hers are cute

You know what's also goat? her neck

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Only if I get to come inside

VJ is on record saying she only likes bareback creampies in the missionary position

wew
when did she say that?

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Friendly reminder that Liz won.

she already hit the wall

Wait til she gets a load of me. You see what I did there? haha

looks like a poor man's nina dobrev

Who?

Her GDP interview

You are an utter fucking pleb.

Based Murr and Joey Gatto

It would be shit, but I would watch it.

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Incels don't look at girls you dumb roastie.

So does every animal because they're not melanin deficient

gay as fuck

cringe. brown nipples are perfect. have sex.

are you even trying Yea Forums?

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GDP?

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she is too pretty, something is wrong.

You would expect that right? She has to have some sort of flaw.

It certainly isn't her belly

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based neck user. i never fapped to a neck until i saw her

I can't blame you, Every bit of her is worth attention.

Any other necks you've come to like?

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Brown nipples/pussy = non-human

have sex

There's some truth there dont you think?
South East Asians fall under that theory, and they DEFINITELY aren't human.

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Watson has a great neck

This

pretty much

Make me

the best japs have based pink nipples you dumb mutt

Probably not.
I think she'd be better suited for a tv series

Yeah I agree about Watson. Long and straight and good muscle definition. Exactly how it should be.

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Jesus those high rise jeans are disgusting

Jesus, imagine wrapping your hand around that while ponning her

I had a dream where she was my gf.
When I woke up I almost committed suicide

It's so thin and delicate

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All these fegs that don't want the superior original to keep making them,

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cute

LMAO IS THIS EVEN A THING

SUPPOSE IT COULD WORK BUT IS IT ACTUALLY DONE

>2 hours to parrot the mutt meme wrong
hahaha seething

t. seething mutt

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VJ is pure and for marriage + baby making

are these real??

her feet are literally perfect

brush your tongue, bitch

Damn, lily mo looks just her younger mother

Probably huge meat flaps down below

Aye

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this and only this

beef curtains are the superior vag lips
wrap that shit around your nose when going to town

I'd give them a good sucking desu

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I fucked my girlfriend in the ass earlier and when I pulled out my dick was covered in runny shit. When she jumped up she started leaking and left a trail of shit all the way to the bathroom. I started the clean my dick off and then the smell really hit and I threw up all over the kitchen. I got dress and left. Haven't heard from her since.

only if it shows her pusi

have sex

why you didn´t use a condom?

This
Holy shit man you could have risked a nasty infection.

Pink-nipple patrician. Don't listen to nay-sayers. Sour grape fags.

Redpill me on this scene. Say I'm an Arab prince, how do I contact someone like VJ? Are these people just DM-ing on Instagram?

Got me goin' too, lad

M-mommy

>44 images
Even her fap threads are mediocre

YES INSTA IS THE GLOBAL THOT CATALOG

THEY ARE ALL STATUS OBSESSED ATTENTION WHORES ADVERTISING THEIR SERVICES

Joe raped her and Murr watched

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I want to lick her skin

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HNNNNNGGGG

You need to be culled.

Uncooked.

ham legs.....
reaching mommy status

You /pol/ fags are the absolute cockroaches of this site. You ruin every thread.

Cockroaches are brown, except Anzujaamu, she's white.

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ARMPITS

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That is during their transition from nymph to adult.

you don't say

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STOP

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>give me back my shoes you bitch!

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Meh. They have to be GRADE A PITS for me to whip it out.

Before you whip it out you're gonna have to rip them out. Debicki's are S tier you idiot.

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what a disgusting body

I actually got one once just from a girl who liked to sort of rub her asshole on my dick head to the point of partial entry and then put it in her pussy for lube then back to the ass again. A few days later, dick kept dripping clear fluids nonstop and it was a little painful to pee. urgent care prescribed me a one time super antibiotic pill that cleared it up. anyway, I should have married that girl.

This woman is 6'3. Her axilla is the size of her and your face.

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you fucking idiots

I bet when you cook chicken you cross contaminate everything in the kitchen with fucking potential-salmonella too

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Meh. We both know the real celebs with the goods user

>reboot
no, I hate reboots.

Duck these things have been pushing me off lately. Everytime I go out for a smoke I have to step on 3-5

>This woman is 6'3
tfw 5'7"

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well I had had unprotected anal with a girl before with no issues, but yeah, the constant back and forth between the two holes probably brewed a nasty cocktail of bacteria. I wonder if she ever got an infection too, lol. She never said anything.

thot

Why reboot it if based mommy Kate mogs the fuck out of that ugly spic whore?