OH NO NO NO NO NO

i want to cream her pusy

Women sure do love begging for money

I wanna see her get creamed by a big dog.

Why is everything 'me me me' with women?

>people honestly shocked that an indie teen comedy being released on Memorial Day weekend to compete with Aladdin, John Wick, and The Avengers didn't pull in a 100,000,000.

i feel kinda bad for her. it probably wasnt her decision to release it on memorial day weekend.

Where does one sign up to be a big dog?

even feminists enjoy a good creampie

WHITE WOMEN FUCK DOGS

>Olivia Cockburn creamed by the big dogs

Based

>movie about degenerate thots doesnt have the same draw as a standard teen comedy about guys trying to get laid which is the most relatable shit on the planet

T. Didn’t watch the movie.

Booksmart was hilarious.

Why would I watch a movie when I already hate the premise?

Olivia why do you post here?

The plot just sounds boring when you hear about it. Is this a comedy or a drama?

I feel like a lot of actors do post here

Patrician post

roasties want non-roasties to watch movie about roasties??

it's a docushame aimed at men.

yes people are going to pay $15 for a 90 minute comedy with no cinematic qualities at all.

comedies are shot so boring, just long tv episodes

its trying to pander to teenage girls that aren't a stacy but they don't actually know any so they just did generic perfect A bookworms

Why would I watch it? This movie is not for me.

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>actors post here
They are the normiest of the normies. They don't know how to use anything except instagram, and maybe the nerdier ones can use twitter. Think about it, only ultra chads and stacies can become actors. They have low IQ.

Yeah you are probably right. I was just thinking that the anonymous part of this site will be appealing to them

It has earned almost $9 million domestically. For an indie comedy starring nobodies it's perfectly fine, it obviously cost peanuts to make.

>getting creamed by the big dogs
But 4chin told me this is what the wimmin really want.

I’m saying you have no idea what the premise is to begin with as evidenced by your post

Holy shit, I want to cream deep inside her pussy with my thick brown cock while she leglocks me in front of that little cuck

9 million with an A list actor is trash.

>her

Is this film any good?

Who's the A list actor?

To add onto this guy, yeah is it worth a watch? Already seen mostly everything else and still have one kino left on my A List this week.

This movie sucks balls

jonah hill's sister of course

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It’s a dude user

She is right. I'm not putting it off anymore
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getting it now

I do have a bit of sympathy for indie film makers, but it's not a charity.
>please go see my movie so I can be successful

Yikes

>Yikes

I genuinely thought it was an all female renake of Superbad when I first saw the trailer until the title reveal. How the fuck is such a blatant knockoff getting rave reviews? Even the fat girl looks like a female Jonah Hill.

It is really, really bad. The end music is some anti Trump propaganda

>We are getting creamed by the big dogs

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It's all over, isn't it?

Based mental midget

FOR YOU!

Can I lick it up when you’re done? :-P

chick flicks used to make plenty of money. if they want "women's films" to succeed so badly, why don't they go back to making romcoms instead of this feminist crap that nobody actually cares about?

Beanie Fielstein, the fat chick, is literally Jonah’s sister lmao

lol what song

nice

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Jonah looks so happy here, poor guy.

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you mean like capeshit?

it was before that french slag destroyed him mentally.

It literally was.

if you're so strong and great, why do you need to ask for charity?

Fuck off Sudeikis

BASED BIG DOG BURYING THESE FEMALE SHITTERS

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All those young girls who stay home and watch Ken Burns amirite?

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Olivia Wilde BTFO by a powerful black woman.

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not gonna watch it because I dislike nepotism and this movie has Jonah Hill's jewish cow sister who for some reason is now in movies, fuck that

>her
>my brown
haha another gay nigger, what a surprise

OY VEY

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Oliva Doggy Creamed Wild

>it's hollywoods fault that movies get done and get released at certain times alongside lower budget woman trash
dumb nigger

>And if Hollywood looks at these numbers and decides to not make another such movie, that isn't the fault of the audience. It's Hollywood's fault!!!!!
>It's Hollywood's fault for making a business decision about which movies it will and will not make based upon data collected regarding the sales of similar films produced in the past
This is a business. Business make business decisions. Businesses make business decisions with the intent of making the most money possible, with little to no regard for whatever "message" the film has other than how well that message may resonate with audiences (read: translate into ticket sales). Expecting "Hollywood" to make a movie simply because "it's the right thing to do", even if it is not a sound financial decision, is a ridiculous notion that no one in the adult world will take seriously. Grow up.

>Wesleyan hat
Fucking kikes

It had a Harold and Kumar feel to it

How can you be so racist and homophobic in the year 2019?

Women BTFO

it happens all the time though?? So many movies flop because they are sjw shit.

>loquacious

can't go 4 tweets without jiving it up

I would, but I have to see Godzilla with the fellas tonight.

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Chevy Chase got fat

Who cares about white girls? They are literally a breeding stock for BBCs.
Make movies about asian girls and I reconsider seeing it

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Herr daughter is white?

I'd watch it.

This film is genuinely hilarious. Went into it with no expectations but was laughing constantly. Ignore the incel idiots crying about a female-centric film, and especially the Superbad fans. This film is much, much funnier than Superbad (without need to be crass), and also has so much heart. Comfy as anything - as in, 13 Reasons Why levels of comfy.

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roast beef

Hollywood is backing those films under the assumption that they'll both appeal to the common denominator and the widest range of demographics. Black Panther got what they call the "urban market" more invested in the MCU, without turning many people off of the franchise.

you're a really creepy chick, Olivia

Booksmart is NOT sjw shit. The main characters are sjws, but if anything it's mocking them

WWE

NOTHING EXCEPT THE MCU IS MAKING MONEY OVERSEAS. Americans might be dumb enough to eat jewish propaganda but the rest of the world isnt.

if your politics aren't suffocating your brain so hard you can't enjoy a movie with loud hillary women MCs then its worth seeing. Most annoying thing about it was the overuse of fleeing from a weird situation and then sharing a belly laugh together. Shit feels fake after the second time. The dialog veers into that juno level of 'way too snappy its annoying' sometimes but overall its a lot of fun. Pool scene is kino.

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No thanks tranny I will go watch a movie made for men, john wick 3.

>being this insecure and overcompensating this much
uhhhh

You just know

>IF YOU DONT PAY TO WATCH 2 HOURS FEMINIST LECTURES YOU ARE INSECURE
Pic related tranny.

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fuck wrong picture but you get the idea. kys.

Imagine.

Careful man, John Wick has a woman in it.

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>making everything about her gender
cheap move

there are like 4 different movies in cinemas that i'd like to see eventually
this is not one of them

aren't they trying to ape Superbad but with zero charm?

If someone paid me to watch your tranny movie I wouldnt do it.

>A shitty derivative of a classic guy comedy
>WAMEN POWER
get rekt bitch

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>john wick 3: 181 million
>Booktrannysmart: 10 million

The rule is, if a word is in a Primus song, it's not a fancy word. And that word qualifies.

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Worse, it's a "coming of age piece"

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what's wrong with coming of age films?

big yikes

Thot playing the David v Goliath angle really makes you think

absolutely based pusy poster

Typical women pity blackmail tactics

Booktranny is some lowbudget comedy right?
Lets be honest is 10 milllion really that bad? I don´t believe that the movie cost a lot of money to make and market

>Academic overachievers Amy and Molly thought keeping their noses to the grindstone gave them a leg up on their high school peers. But on the eve of graduation, the best friends suddenly realize that they may have missed out on the special moments of their teenage years. Determined to make up for lost time, the girls decide to cram four years of not-to-be missed fun into one night -- a chaotic adventure that no amount of book smarts could prepare them for.

movie sounds like some cracker ass bougie shit, which is ironic considering they are trying to push le egalitarians rise up! angle. whoa, let me get right on that, I've always wanted to see what Ms. Pumpkin Spice and iPhone-ette get up to in their formative years. not.

>white feminism

daily reminder that the eternal negress is the perfect anecdote to this and it's always hilarious when they BTFO white bitches for their coastie antics

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Yeah it's legit quite funny, but kinda predictable in how it hits the melodrama and the messaging definitely makes the world feel fake

>13+ actors
>All the production costs
>Cost of all the employees who worked on it
10 million is peanuts in the hollywood business.

These "coming of age" movies are always leftist degenerate propaganda.

>13+ actors
I mean are any of the actors famous? most actors earn almost nothing

Have sex.

well think of it this way, 10mil pays 200 people the meh tier american salary of 50k in 1 year. nobody, literally nobody in hollywood wants to make this "shitty" salary, that's for flyovers and mechanics. actors mostly did not grow up with parents who made less than five figures, plus there is the crew, other production costs, etc. so again, 10 million is nothing

You are stupid or a tranny

Lmao Olivia you should have put this post in your shit movie

after watching the trailer it seems like its just a gender swapped superbad.

watch yourself big dog

>Begging people on Twitter to see your film
Yikes.

I’ve hated the leads in everything they’ve popped up in. That’ll be a no from, Olivia.

>50yo roastie writing a movie about teen girls

NO THANKS
(no im not seeing endgame, john wick, aladdin or any of that shit either). fuck hwood.

Or we could not waste our money and watch it online in HD for free if we are really interested bc your dumbasses released it on Netflix internationally

123movie.cx/movie/booksmart-w1r5n1j/watching.html

>tfw haven't even wanked to this old cunt in 10 years
Lmao tragic. Pipe down, honey.

>white man bad
I’ll pass on the charity thanks

Señor Filth lives on in our hearts

What did he mean by this?

>creamed by the big dogs
disgusting

This shit is like they watched Superbad, then read a bunch of woke Buzzfeed articles and tried to mash them together in the least funny way possible. 0/10, would not shitty stream site again.

that kind of sentiment is not sex positive sweetie.

The movie refused to go all in. In Superbad, the guys knew that they were losers and the audience has them pegged as schmucks from the beginning. When they get into retarded situations, it's easy to laugh at because of this.
Booksmart, the girls don't even question if they might not be lame until the end, and the audience is supposed to see them as smart and capable--and the movie mostly refuses to make anything their fault.
That's the problem with comedy and women. They always have be seen as the smart ones, the good guys. The only good female comics are like Tina Fey, who are plenty willing to be the butt of jokes and come off as autists and femcels.

Unironically this?
Why would you pay money that you're rightfully earnt to go see a movie that you don't the premise of?
If you're not a movie critic, it's asinine to think elsewise.

>Honey
A term that makes you roasties livid, but which you never hesitate to use against others.
Women and hypocrisy, like milk and honey or toast and butter. You can't have one without the other.

All five of them
Sad thing is, if they were willing to date at their own level, they'd rule the history buff roost and get whatever nerd cock they wanted (I know, one of them is lesbo).

What even is the plot?
Just dumb sluts trying to get dick?

Get out of my country you net negative jive turkey.

Women will, for as long as the human race, will not be able to be truly great comedians for sake of not wanting to put down their vanity / mirrors etc.
Even Tina Fey makes great use to making herself look beautiful.
This is not sexist however, this is also the reason Chad's will never be funny. None of Joe Rogan & Pals.

I'm not watching any movie with faggots in it you old cunt

Losers who lie to themselves that the reason they've never gone to parties nobody invited to them is that they were too busy trying to get good grades.
Not even lying. The moral seems to be these girls admitting to themselves that they were just unpopular all along.

Sure, but she's also willing to portray herself as an ugly, sexless virgin, despite not really being one. She's willing to make fun of herself as a feminist--the only feminist in the history of ever willing to do this.
And you're right, if she was even one point higher on the hotness scale, she'd stop even trying, or if she had more self confidence. But she's willing to play the fool. Most women are not.

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>In the United States and Canada, Booksmart was released alongside Aladdin and Brightburn, and was projected to gross around $12 million from 2,505 theaters in its four-day opening weekend.[18] The film made $2.5 million on its first day, including $875,000 from Thursday night previews. It ended up underperforming, debuting to just $6.5 million (a four-day total of $7.8 million), finishing in sixth
oh no

Exactly why I find 30Rock funny, but not award worthy.
Honestly though to be an artsy woman is child's play, you hardly have to sacrifice any part of yourself to do so and men will simply allow you to humour yourself with it, to keep you occupied whilst you're a homemaker.
(Men don't care what jobs women have, they just care about looks and values)

Any man who endeavours towards being an artist (and I don't mean part-time entertainer) is practically suicidal by societies standards.

Richard Pryor's life was so utterly fucked up that being a stand-up comedian for life didn't seem that strange to him. The pay for artistic jobs is terrible, you can't fund a family, you can't stop working 24/7, it's incredibly lonely.

Molly is a fat Jew who lives alone in an apartment plastered with posters of Michelle Obama and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She thinks she is better than anyone else and wants to control everyone around her. Her plot revolves around her admitting to having a crush on stupid-but-popular mulatto, so she finally gets the nerve to flirt with him at a party. He woos her by correctly guessing which Harry Potter house she thinks she would belong to, and she tells him that she won't hold herself back for him and that he should rise to her level. Then she spies him kissing a white tomboy, so she settles for rich friendless idiot.

Molly's best friend Amy idolizes their crossword-solving, student-fucking strong woman of color English teacher and wants to spend a gap year abroad in Africa teaching indigenous women to make their own tampons. Amy tries to be a cool lesbian, but she doesn't have the nerve to approach the tomboy skater-grrl. After saying that she doesn't like cannabis because it makes her fear the death of her own mother, Amy accidentally eats a hallucinogenic strawberry and believes herself to be a barbie doll. Despite acknowledging the institutional patriarchy represented by the barbie doll, Amy loves having a bimbo's body and starts sensually massaging and contorting herself. Later, Amy sees her tomboy skater-girl crush kissing a stupid-but-popular mulatto, and decides to try fingering another of her classmates. Then she gets arrested, and cuts a plea deal by accusing some random guy who was kind and helpful of being a serial killer. Then she misses her flight to Africa because she wants to eat pancakes instead.

Not a single one of these faggots has a face that I don't want to punch Jesus fuck

I am still trying to process this movie, so I am happy to clarify any of this, but I admit that the plot was confusing.

Still, it was beautifully shot and had a few funny jokes here and there.

What did she mean by this?

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Booksmart is pic related the movie

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Cringe

And avengers isn't "jewish propaganda"?

Is it kino?

youtu.be/x6KnQxmb9Qc

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And capeshit makes billions. What is your point? This film is a classic that will be remembered for years.

OWARIDA

Translation: you haven't seen booksmart and your never will, because you're too scared to walk into a theatre that will mostly contain women

You can probably stop catch another showing off A:EG if you're quick and don't want to grow as a person

>literally paying for someone to try and change your opinion

This film is not political and not propaganda! It's just a story about two good friends (who happen to be Democrats) on their last night of school. You didn't have to pay to get your opinion warped by misogynistic retards on Yea Forums, you let them control you for free.

check out that white, female millionaire privilege
That's right white woman, tell others how to live, you're so oppressed

>You didn't have to pay to get your opinion warped by misogynistic retards on Yea Forums, you let them control you for free.
That's where you're wrong kiddo I was a misogynist before I came here, thanks to my step-mother

Is there a word for feminist "allies" who are clearly creeps in hiding?

>“It is remarkable that I am 35 years old and this is the first job I’ve ever had that wasn’t entirely dependent on and connected to my looks,” she said. “It grosses me out to acknowledge it, but I’ve been thinking a lot about it.”

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They trigger incels who didn't know teenage love.

Is this just Superbad but with women? Why can’t women make their own shit

Based pusy poster. I missed you.

I'm a literal mongolian who pays a bunch of taxes tho

>50k for a few months of work

>I got where I am today because of my looks, but I totally hate it tho!

>entirely
the important word here, even when you're CEO you should know how you got there

based shovelhead, knows that diamond cutter on her lower face isn't going to carry her another five years so she's looking to become a real human now, but like ernst jünger said: even when people realize this is an issue they will just find a scapegoat to blame it on because evolution does not favor looking at this issue any other way

>makes a movie where friend is lesbian
She just cannot leave all the roles she played a gay woman behind, can she.

truly God's chosen people

>google Booksmart movie
>it's a comedy
>yeah, no chance

13 Reasons Why is shit, though. Why would you try to compare Booksmart with that show everyone with a brain despised?

Orange Is The New Black was enough lesbian drama for a lifetime, thanks

i hate jewflix more than i hate women.

femcel detected. have sex

You just know

>This film is not political and not propaganda! It's just a story about two good friends (who happen to be Democrats)

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She was right all the way up to the last tweet. It's not Hollywood's fault, it's whoever made it, as Numbers don't fucking lie. Capitalism, baby. Hollywood doesn't want to waste more money on shitty propaganda if it doesn't even make bank or awareness. They got more money to blow on other lib agenda shit that will fare better.

>How about chatty?

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>not capeshit
>not spaceshit

Of course Americans aren't going to see it.

Olivia Wilde is proof that talent is not hereditary.

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sit back down, I knew your movie was shit when it was being shilled at my gym.

I did see it, it's just that Jonah Hill's boobies were my favorite part

Jonah got fat again

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Werewolf here, I wouldn't fuck a feminist.

>Olivia Cockburn is getting creamed by big dogs
whatever did she mean by this?

its a comedy but its not funny. but kaitlyn is cute so theres that.

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faggot jew bitch

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Lol, true story from a kinoplex worker here:

Two days ago we had a family of 7 come to the theatre to watch Aladdin. Well the stupid fucks couldn't be bothered to learn the differences between the downtown show times and the show times of our sister theatre on the other side of town. I sold them their tickets not thinking about it, because I'm not paid enough to their research for them.

Well, they didn't feel like waiting around for the hour and a half before Aladdin started so they decided, "Hey we'll watch booksmart instead."

They all walked out of that shit after about 15 minutes and demanded a refund. My manager had no qualms about giving it to them because she fucking HATED Booksmart as well and gave them all free tickets to the showing of Aladdin the day after.

We both had a good laugh about it.

Yeah, it's pretty much Superbad on estrogen, but it's really genuinely funny. Maybe about 20% of the humor doesn't land, but that's pretty low considering how shit most comedies are these days. Characters are hard modern feminists, but it's more about them being losers because they isolate themselves from others and live in kind of their own echo chamber. Ones a lesbian who can't get over her shyness, the other is an overachieving shithead who thinks she's better than everyone else. The characters actually become pretty likable once the film acknowledges their flaws. They and pretty much all the supporting characters are surprisingly multifaceted and different than how they initially seem.
And the film honestly is really well made. Fast-paced and really well-shot. I'd say it's a bit overly reliant on licensed songs and the plot isn't the most original, but again, it's really funny and surprisingly touching in the 3rd act.

t. actually saw it

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Due to my numerous hours of study I can confirm

>look up this movie, this is literally the synopsis
>Academic overachievers Amy and Molly thought keeping their noses to the grindstone gave them a leg up on their high school peers. But on the eve of graduation, the best friends suddenly realize that they may have missed out on the special moments of their teenage years. Determined to make up for lost time, the girls decide to cram four years of not-to-be missed fun into one night -- a chaotic adventure that no amount of book smarts could prepare them for.

Its tanking because the premise is completely absurd, "academic overachieving girls in highschool", lmao, right.
Shit like American Pie and Superbad did well because of how real the characters felt.

I want to unload my mutt seed in his honky ass.

to be fair, I think the actresses were good and funny. The editing seems off though. I wonder if the editor had experience doing comedies, because I can imagine it being better if scenes were better composed.

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netflix is literally suing a state so they can abort babies lmao

every sngle netflix show and movie is propganda

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I lost brain cells reading this

Idk man I just watched up to the party and couldnt take it. With Superbad it was funny cause you were laughing at idiots but with this its just not fun

would of liked her better if she had tits.

>Werewolf here, I wouldn't fuck a feminist.
Bark and wolfpilled

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is she literally admitting that she is worthless without her looks?

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At the party it morphs into more of a drama with some comedy.

And fair, but I'd say the film overall is more of a comedy-drama than a straight comedy like Superbad

White feminism died the second trump won. Men arent going to see white women "finding themselves" And women of color arent going to watch "white women finding themselves". Things like sex in the city are extremely outdated in modern woke culture.

What should have really been done was making a female version of harold and kumar where a black chick and asian chick lust for out of thier league white guys who never pay attention to them and shit on rich white ladies

This movie was produced by anapurna productions. Notoriously shitty indie movies that flop all the time. The only reason it still exists is because the lesbo that owns it has a rich daddy

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i really cant tell if this is high tier shitposting or garbage shilling.
either way ill give you a (you)
dont spent it all in one place now.

>"After saying that she doesn't like cannabis because it makes her fear the death of her own mother"
Fucking yikes, 2real4me

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>suck dick at 20
>me too at 35

women are a parody

I honestly wanna see it but it's not playing anywhere.