Is there a more based line than this?

Don't fucking remind me. This life is suffering.

VILE
NILOTIC
RITES

>ywn be a German slut from the kitchen
>ywn be a passing shepherdess
Why even live?

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Kek, discord trannies btfo'd.

They get btfo'd on a daily basis. Must be hard.

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>HE DARKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE

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that sheep girl was qt

Anons, Vorenus says he and Antony are bonded. They have the same sickness. What is the sickness they share?

Aids

>pic
The true hero of Rome.

dont say that, i already know how vulgar and pointless is my life

autism

Wrath.

gay

why rome was cancelled

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too expensive to produce

basedness

Oneitis

set burned down

No it didn't, they filmed the Thermae Romae movie in the same set

PULLO HELP ME RESCUE MY WIFES SON

thot thumping

>gets cucked
>daughter turns into a whore
>mgtows off to Egypt
>dies
Blackpilled show.

This is stupid. Are we supposed to believe that ancient Europeans who were afraid of thunder, had no idea of what crop rotation and the printing press were, were too retarded to have a true democratic Constitution like we do and thought giants really existed, could actually master rhetoric in such a way? It's so obvious Europeans rewrote history, why are we still believing their lies?

>comparing Roman BVLLS to n*rdoids
cringe amerimutt post

Being fags that dress up as women.

probably some sort of bacteria from Fortune's piss

Depression

DO NOT SPEAK OF JANNY. I PISS ON HIM. I SHIT ON HIM.

Shame on the house of Janny

What happened to masculine shows? Everyone on this show was alpha, even Cicero in his own way.

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SNIVELRY

unironically jews

>TRVE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS
what did he mean by this

masculinity is all about measurable improvements wherever necessary, whereas in the current year, women must be acknowledged to be perfect no matter what, making everything with them in it incompatible with masculinity.

have children

Jus sanguinis

posca was masculine and alpha? he was a scheming little shit

jewlywood happened

I bet he was more assertive than you badboy

youtube.com/watch?v=MkZx0q_3rYI
They did Cicero a disservice. Making him some sniveling conservative when he was a moderate and the greatest speaker alive. He was even Caesar's friend and the first to greet him upon his return from Egypt.

You'd think the opposite since the English love Tully so.

Can someone explain what is so likeable about Cicero? I have read his biography, some speeches and while he is witty and surely a great shitposter in the latin, I don't understand why all the love for him. A pure centrist political figure/thought leader sounds awfully like a modern British TV panel pundit.

what else can I watch for that rome feel? (not necessarily about rome just the feel the show gives)

He might not have been sniveling but he was manipulative and he was definitely no friend to Caesar. Your entire video is play after play where he imposed himself against him.

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An addiction to dancing with finger cymbals

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He started as a slave, ended up rich and married to qt Jocasta

Too expensive and they ran out of story and didn't want to drag it out. Be happy it happened and we weren't subjected to 4 more seasons of the Jewish rebellion.

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What feel is that? For that early 2000s HBO feel you need to watch Deadwood and the Sopranos obviously. The Wire too.

murderboner

Are HBO still planning an I, Claudius adaptation?

IMBD has it stuck on development unknown since 2015 so I would say no. An I Claudius remake would be very problematic at this point for HBO anyway.

Roman YT kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ndh3b9wC-A0

It will release right after Monster.

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based

>Timon: It'll cost you.
>Antony: Of course. I wouldn't expect a Jew to do a public service.

Even though it's more character study than Rome, Deadwood is a very lived in world that is unto itself pretty unique even to westerns.

Both Deadwood and Rome were groundbreaking in terms of sets and costume, the expense is what killed both as well. The whole nudity, swearing and violence was not really shown on tv shows before either.

Fucking based.

all HBO series are the same

...

thanks fren

Sorry I meant to type "Go fuck yourself you autistic subhuman faggotroid"

eh still tho
a free (You) is a free (You)

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They were a damn good duo, shame we didn't get more of them in Egypt

>So for this scene we need you to be standing spread-eagle and fully nude while someone pours water over you
>Why? Is it a sex scene?
>No but this is HBO and we haven't had a full frontal nude scene yet this episode

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>his tit spilling out of the wifebeater
kino

youtube.com/watch?v=KJM3MKfYm7s

youtube.com/watch?v=pGd96SH57SA

>"a woman's role has always suited you best"

To pave a path for HBO's new baby.
Game of Thrones.

Democracy is for fags like kikero

>they ran out of story and didn't want to drag it out
nigga, they crammed 5 planned seasons into the second one, thats why it was such a mess

Eh, sort of. It's clear from season two that two storylines were headed to Judea, really makes you wonder what they planned there.

Budget problems, also they were gearing up for a future project involving the adaptation of some fantasy novel called "A Game of Thrones"

Really made me think.

I think it's spelled "consul.'

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Fuck I want to be her short little slave boy while she pissed on my face, then makes me clean her tile floors with my mouth.

PULLO, FORMATION

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8 + 5 = ?

So in fact, this is not a humiliating attempt at a Rome thread at all but a rare species of Antonyposting?

XIII

Calm yourself, janny. You lack understanding of things kino, else you would see that my actions have been perfectly correct at all times.

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Calm yourself faggot. You lack understanding of things roman else you would see that OP's thread has been perfectly correct at all times. He is a true roman and it's true roman bread provided by the guilds of millers.

Ah shit things kino! Of course. That's much better.

GoT paid the iron price for slaughtering ROME

I feel content

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You are inside the sacred presincts of a Rome thread but yet you wear the shitty brown cloak of a Faggot.

>cleopatra was actually a hideous creature

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*ahem*

FUCK HBO

>implying the caesarian bvll and the antonian stallion would mate with an ugly hag

consul*

It was power plays, not about her being attractive

Based.

l have made a vow to Jupiter. Unless l get the full backing of Yea Forums in getting this thread to 350, l and all my fellow Rome-posters will sail for reddit and leave you gentlemen to your capeshit.

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Leave to reddit? Janny's CUNT do you run mad?

A coin is not exactly a good show of how people actually look.

But yeah, it was more about her position. Rome was a heavily male-dominated society and Cleopatra was the only thing close to their level of power.

of course they had political interests but they could have just used force like they always did to get what they wanted, didn't have to stick around and fuck her and go on about her when it was clear the senate didn't sanction that shit.

Not to mention being the known world's bread basket gave Egypt a lot of power.

>The king of Egypt has always given me a warm welcome

memes aside, it's wrath.

Look at this dyel

hehe imagine if the Romans killed all the Jews instead of enslaving them hehe.....

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IS MY BROTHER BY SACRED OATH. I KNOW HIS HEART HE IS MY FRIEND AND A FAITHFUL SON OF THE REPUBLIC. AND UNTIL ANYONE PROVES THAT HE IS NOT. I WILL NEVER BETRAY HIM.

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It's an accurate depiction because the Ptolemaic dynasty was inbred as fuck.

Anger issues, they're both ridiculously short-tempered and capable of doing insanely violent/cruel things without considering the consequences.

>Vorenus seriously considering killing Niobe
>then disowning both of his daughters (even though none of this was their fault), cursing them, and basically dooming them to a life of prostitution/slavery

They sort of gave it a try, the Romans could be absolutely brutal to the Jews depending on who was in charge. The Emperor Hadrian treated them so harshly that centuries after the fact when rabbis said his name they would follow it with "may his bones be crushed".

>The Emperor Hadrian treated them so harshly that centuries after the fact when rabbis said his name they would follow it with "may his bones be crushed".

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>Cicero's last words are said to have been, "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly."

ROMANES EVNT DOMVS

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But how is this any different from Pullo?

Vorenus can get extremely angry and violent, but he has the self control to stop himself from doing anything horrendous. At least prior to the end of season one that is. Pullo doesn't hesitate in doing rash things. That's the difference.

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>HE WAS A WII OF ROME

Oh wow, they got that part right then.

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it's depression.

Vorenus fell deeply into it after Niobe committed sudoku, Caesar died, and his kids were sold off as slave.

Antony fell into it after he lost sole ownership of Rome and was basically stuck in Egypt with some dirty whore, surrounded by degenerates.

I>'ve never actually posted Rome memes.
>I don't know how.
>You don't know how?
>They have specialists!
Any specialists ITT?

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Posca had an upper class Roman wife, and was the most trusted adviser of all the most powerful men in the Empire. He had more authority than nearly everyone else in the show. All while starting off as a simple slave.

You have all the advantages in the modern world and are still and overweight, unemployed, virgin.

Posca was masculine asf.

I know the original is dated as hell, but it remains so kino. After episode 2 it's consistently great.

>Caesar would've fucked Medusa if she'd worn a crown.

Ok, this made me kekkle. A well deserved (You)

Pullo doesn't really pretend or aspire to be anything other than what he is. He doesn't really care about power, respect, glory, he just wants to fuck and fight and look out for his friends. Antony has aspirations of being the most powerful man in Rome and Vorenus is trying to live up to a borderline-impossible set of old Roman ideals.

Jesus

I wanted to fuck this british slag so bad when this aired.

>All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

*AHEM*

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In the original 5 season plan, season 5 was going to involve Jesus

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My Cato pasta is on my other computer but I know that someone has saved it so there is hope for that quality /ROME/ content.

>a few centuries of inbreeding doesn't produce qt3.14s

>summoned to Cleopatra's tent
>demands you service her
Wat do?

Service her, hard and long. Multiple fillings of her womb with my seed.

I mean, it *is* between the floods.

Refuse.

Tell Caesar about it.

Thots must hang.

Even if it was flood time, I'd service her.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healing_the_centurion's_servant
Vorenus = Centurion
Caesarion = Boy
>ywn see Vorenus ultimately redeemed by our one true Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE

>ywn have royal blood - blood that was shed with Alexander - on your peepee

Pullo and Vorenus would be 100 years old when Jesus was around

SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW ME

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I BRING YOU GOOD NEWS

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SHUT UP

The showrunners were more than happy to condense the timeline at other points for dramatic effect. Also, the symbolic breaking of the Janus statue at Vorenus's business opening party frees him from all temporal constraints.

rude

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WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

GO BACK TO GAUL GINGER KNOB

why is she so fucking hot in this show but just ok in everything else I've seen her in?

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The wall.

>You won't turn to sneedposting will you?
>N-no sir
>Hmm. You incels often do when disappointed in kino

I'LL NOT DENY IT FRIEND I HAVE A GALLIC LOOK ABOUT ME, BUT I'M AS SOLID ROMAN AS YOU ARE. I'VE SHED BLOOD FOR ROME. MY FATHER SHED BLOOD FOR ROME AS DID HIS FATHER AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. MY WIFE WAS BORN HERE IN THE AVENTINE. I'M AS SOLID ROMAN AS ANY MAN HERE.

A feminine role suited her.

For real though Vorenus' however many great grandfathers was probably one of those gauls who sacked rome and raped the hell out of it

Snivelry!

Deepest lore.

>"Do you believe there is an afterlife?"
>"Of course."
>"Well, there are people who say no. And this is all there is."
>"Who says that?"
>"Learned Men. Greeks, probably."
>"Greeks?"
>"Mmm"
>"Greeks talk a whole pile of nonsense."
>"Fuck 'em."
>"Fuck 'em."

meme aside I think the hair plays a big part
wavy thicc haired girls seem more fertile to me

I wonder if there'll ever be a movie/series that'll properly portray just how much of a military genius/madman Caesar was
What else can you call a man who fights and wins an uphill battle against a superior force

Lucky?

Based

How about Alesia?
>Sieging a numerically superior force of Gauls in their capital
>another, even more numerically superior force of Gauls show up to relieve the siege
>build a fucking fort around the city you are sieging and destroy both larger armies separately

winning a battle like that once is luck
doing it 20 more times is genius

Are you referring to Zela? Because the Greeks were the ones that attacked uphill, not Caesar.

battle of Munda

I still don’t get why after Vorenus died in the arena, Niobe murdered his entire family. How is that avenging him? And why did they then declare her head of the family and ruler of the Aventine collegium?

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>I cannot agree. The Greek philosophers have much to teach us.

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>ywn see Vorenus ultimately redeemed by our one true Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

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Penetrate someone.

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This pic would be funnier if smiling pepe was on the bottom half

she was hot in GOT
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1559173003985.webm

No. She wasn't.

Why are Rome threads comfier even than Chernobyl threads?

Not really, but I was all set to pound the shit out of my dick to a sex scene between Yara and Ellaria before Euron ruined it.

Where my Historia Civilis niggas at?

What of good Solonius?

First Post Based Post.

>Of course i've watched every single video on the Historia Civilis channel, how did you know?

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>being this autistic

I watched a bunch of his videos but they depressed me upon reflection. if ancient times and leaders were so obviously barbaric then the "NWO" suddenly appear like the good guys for wanting "peace" at all costs. reflecting upon history leaves me drained of any impulse to act, to do anything. it seems like we've always been a disaster and we always will be and the individual is completely powerless to do something about it.

I have no time for your Greek sophistry

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Oh, I forgot to mention Timon = Simon the Zealot, one of Jesus's apostles. But that's probably already obvious to Rome-posters.

youtube.com/watch?v=tZ63VnQei-k

when in doubt...ATTACK!

you shut your whore mouth this is peak performance

Kill yourself faggot scum

>My wishes are... immaterial. I am... your slave.

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Yikes, very yikes. Learn how to edit your subtitles so that you can fit the line into a single frame.

get the fuck out hole

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are you purposely making me feel bad?

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It was cancelled because it would have made the subversion of roman mythology, and subsequent cult domination of the european soul, too obvious

>"Maps never redraw themselves, if that's what you're waiting for"
>Caesar (being shaved by Posca): Try to avoid bloodshed this time, if you please
>"Wait a while and Pompey can shave you instead"
Implying you'd have the balls to say this to
GAVIS
>woosh
IVLIVS
>woosh
CAESAR
>woosh

for true misery try bondage to a bloody minded woman

I feel it too, bro.

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Meant for

>tfw no roman mommy gf

Invicta
Baz Battles
Kings and Generals

I have about 13 channels just on history stuff.

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Get behind me, Satan.

>Yikes, very yikes
90s born queers were a mistake

That kind of attitude can make even the pixiest cut appealing.

Why do Amerimutts always post this cringe pagan larp shit?

when did you convince yourself that blaming all your hatred on women is even remotely masculine, loser?

Kill yourself tranny

Who was in the wrong, Pompeii or Caesar?

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>ten thousand Jews trampled
I don’t know lads seems a bit exaggerated

Poopey betrayed his friend, Crassus would have shat on his head.

>Invicta

Fuck me when is he going to finish the last part of the siege of Jerusalem series? It's been two god damn years since the second episode

It was cancelled because there after Cleopatra died, Augustus made Rome prosperous and there really wasn't any interesting conflict to make a TV show about.

Neither, they both tried to secure their rights. Although the show did not explain very well why Pompey shouldn't have just told the Senate to go fuck themselves. Why would he care if his old buddy is tyrant?

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Shit was fucked enough that you could swing it either way. Caesar was a rebel and a traitor, recognized as such even by loyal subordinated like Labienus, but he was toppling a broken system in massive need of reforms it was unable to pass because of convoluted political and social reasons. That he gained popularity (which rubbed off positively on everyone associated with him even after his death) is proof that people things he did a good thing.
But he's still a rebel and a traitor.

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OP Magnus! I have a question concerning your friend and coposter the darling of Reddit, Gaius Anonymous Faegot. Why does his head remain empty? Why does he not go home? His illegal memery is over. Yea Forums is long since on it's knees. Why does user keep us brave posters from our XIII and memes? For the entire long summer he has gauged himself like a wolf on the (you)'s of bait and thereby made himself monstrously rich. WHY?
Why does he ply them off with racebaiting and capeshit and gaudy Star Wars threads? Why has he given (you)s to every reprobate fool in this /ROME/ thread? WHY?
I tell you why he does these things. He wants to buy himself a Yea Forums pass! He wants to destroy /ROME/ and rule Yea Forums as a bloody Mod! THAT'S WHY!
Therefore I move that user's post is deleted immediately, that his IP is banned and he be recalled to /ROME/ to answer charges of illegal memery, shitposting, faggotry and being a cuckold!

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>In the dawn of our history, we men of rome were strong and fierce but also uncouth and solitary creatures. It was only when we acquired wives that our rise to greatness truly began. It is the women of rome with their steely virtue and chaste morals who have conquered the world. It is by their virtuous light that we men have trod the perilous paths of glory. It is the women of rome who guarded hearth and home while we men burnt carthage. It is the women of rome, like the she-wolf that suckled romulus and remus, who have raised a nation of wise statesmen and invincible warriors. And on behalf of we men I take this moment to thank you all. When the time is right, I shall make sure that you women are rewarded for your virtue. In the future, I shall enact laws that reward fertility and sanctity in marriage. I shall enact laws that severely punish adultery promiscuity and vice of all kinds.
Post yfw Autismus Maximus ushers in the Pax Romana by shutting down thottery of all kinds.

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Lost.

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Getting angry when they hear something they don't like

Caesar would have fucked his shit up eventually, he just never got the chance.

>he just never got the chance.
Pharsalus?

Pompey and Caesar were both happy to subvert the institutions of the republic for their own ends. Pompey was even more blunt about it, there's a quote from him to the Senate that was roughly along the lines of
>Fuck your laws, we have weapons
They both wanted to run the show, Caesar was just better at it.

She doesn't look very much of Greek descent like Cleo was.

Posca talked back to men who could legally kill him and no one would care

I mean murdering him directly and taking all his stuff. The show makes it seem like he might have pardoned him or something.

>The show makes it seem like he might have pardoned him or something.
Caesar would have definitely pardoned him. That was his MO throughout the civil war, he was pardoning enemies left and right, even when those enemies begged him to kill them. It was good for propaganda purposes at home and among his enemies ("Caesar is merciful, surrender and you won't be harmed") was well as a massive humiliation to those former enemies. That's why Cato committed suicide rather than surrender, he didn't want to give Caesar the satisfaction of "sparing" him.

He was assertive, intelligent, loyal and gentle in his own way. He was certainly masculine by our standards just not in the proper Roman way.

Short white girl with a tan, brown hair, brown eyes...looks Greek to me

Imagine thinking this will ever be topped, especially by cringe shit like what's in OP
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnrbnW8zts

Pompei was an Alexander larper who rode off Sulla's success and stole credit
Caesar was at least a great general on his own merits

Fucking based

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>the young piece
Serious question here: did Maecenas fuck her?

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Pompey kicked Caesar's ass at Dyrrachium, he was a great general in his own right and it's weird to see people shitting on him like this.

What are the odds the cloak he had actually belonged to Alexander? Has to be super low, yeah?

Insanely low, probably the same odds of the Shroud of Turin being the actual cloth Jesus was wrapped in after being crucified. Alexander had been dead for like 200 years at that point, no way did a fucking cloak survive.

He was a decent general, but definitely no Caesar. Although in fairness, Caesar doesn't deserve all the credit. His veteran legions were ridiculously resilient.

I have to believe his grave would have been plundered well before Pompey but at the same time, we have the story of Octavian breaking off Alexander’s mummified nose and Caligula stealing his armor to wear.

Perhaps the tomb had been guarded from average pillagers but the force couldn’t stop a Roman consul?

t. retard, pompei may not have been alexander but he was still a military genius. dude basically conquered the put into system the entire ERE on his own, while running around putting down rebellions, destroying massive pirate fleets, etc.

Not to mention his oft uncited German cavalry.

>but at the same time, we have the story of Octavian breaking off Alexander’s mummified nose
That's more believable since Alexander's corpse is something that every high-ranking Macedonian would have been at least trying to keep track on upon his death, we can be reasonably certain that Ptolemy had the body preserved and took it to Alexandria.

>Perhaps the tomb had been guarded from average pillagers but the force couldn’t stop a Roman consul?
All this stuff wasn't in the same place IIRC. Alexander's body was in Alexandria. Augustus observed the body/possibly talked shit to it/hit it after taking Egypt for himself. Pompey got the alleged cloak after beating Mithridates, and who knows if Mithridates was telling the truth about having the real cloak (probably not). I'm not familiar with the story about Caligula stealing the armor, but I could believe it.

+100 denarii

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I want their lips wrapped around my dick.

Jesus he coated those insults so fucking good. That's genius.

VILE

The shroud of turin is almost certainly the burial cloth of Jesus. Watch this- some autist looked up all primary sources related to the shroud and pretty succinctly linked it to the image of edessa.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4t9MRzr8Ee6_yvhRZAB1kEePAi5FeShc

NILOTIC

Roman empire collapsed

How do I become as based as Caesar?

Be reborn as a direct descendant of Venus?

>mfw I'll never get to fug her

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>being jealous when your average Roman could just do this to his servants

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Yes, the price she paid for getting recommended to Caesar. It's clear by her later actions that she's hardly naive and Maecenas never did a single honest thing.

I Claudius is better than Rome albeit older

DIS IS MY MASTER

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>ancient civilizations were eloquent and masters of rhetoric, had limited scientific knowledge and achievements
>modern civilizations have advanced knowledge/scientific achievements, talk like faggots
like pottery

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The time period covered between the first episode and the last episode is 18 years. No one ages a day and the feeling you get watching is that maybe a couple of years have gone by.

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Less salt next time!

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Not completely true, but you're on to something.
>Caesarion ages 10 years or so
>Vorenus's kids age 2-3 years
Clearly Vorenus is in his own plot-convenient timeline and could easily live until 30AD.

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Josephus was a jew. they've been known to exaggerate numbers.

Livia is pure and chaste. Best girl.

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Be careful what you wish for mother

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the real Atia of the Julii was nothing like her character on the show

Jupiter Maximus muh dick

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Shame.

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how do I get a gf with a body like that

>this level of cope
Pathetic job Igor

Absolutely based

you were there and you knew her personally? damn user have sex already, it's been like 2000 years

Too bad. She always found something perversely erotic about goaty little men like you

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command legions

The other possibility is they were going with the Jesus Christ = Julius Caesar theory. That actually fits in more with the show, but no one takes it seriously and normies would find it blasphemous.

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Be a horse Jew.

She's as hot as Vulcan's dick!

And wet as October

200 years really isn't a long time to hold on to memorabilia from one of the most important historical figures in that time period.

Speaking of, how would you react if a plump roller derby girl wanted your wood?

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