This is the only good Michael Bay movie. Prove me wrong. Pro tip you can't
This is the only good Michael Bay movie. Prove me wrong. Pro tip you can't
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Transformers 1 was kino
> its easier to train roughnecks to be astronauts than vice versa
loooool
even at 12-13 we only liked this movie ironically and mocked the ending. its cringe
It's the only great Michael Bay movie. The Rock and Pain & Gain are plenty good.
>astronauts
There are pilots/engineers/scientists with space training. Not 'astronauts'. The same for rock drillers. Get a brain.
I saw this at 13 and cried in the theater.
Bad Boys.
Bad Boys 2.
Battleship (fuck you I liked it).
Pain And Gain.
Fuck off
Any michael bay movie can only be liked unironically but armageddon actually has it all as far as a flick goes it's just good disaster flick compared to the tons of trash made since
didn't care for it
no
>Battleship
We need more board game Kino
Battleship is not Bay's. It copies his style for somethingd but that's it.
It actually probably is. Rig drilling is a difficult and dangerous skill where all most astronauts, minus the pilot need to do is sit in a chair on a rocket, piss shit and eat in a small confined area. Handling G force is the hardest thing they have to do.
Battleship wasn't a Bay movie
gets boring watching headshot after headshot
fuck that jewish prick too and his jewish children
@115764089
Fuck off pleb battleship isn
't even bay you're a first grader
The first Bad Boys is the ultimate mid-90s action kino. I rewatch it yearly.
>Battleship
I liked it except the forced meat head acting tough niggresss rihana and forced fat no leg nigger and blonde cunt parts
>I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers. He told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk. He said, 'You know, Ben, just shut up, okay? You know, this is a real plan.' I was like, 'You mean it's a real plan at NASA to train oil drillers?' And he was, 'Just shut your mouth.' See, here's where we demonstrate that, because Bruce is going to tell the guys they did a bad job of building the drill tank. See, he's a salt-of-the-earth guy, and the NASA nerd-o-nauts don't understand his salt-of-the-earth way, his rough-and-tumble ways. Like somehow they can build rocket ships, but they don't understand what makes a good tranny. Like eight whole months, as if that's not long enough to learn to drill a hole. But in a week, we're gonna learn how to be astronauts. I mean, this a little bit of a stretch, let's face it. 'They don't know jack about drilling'? How hard can it be? Aim the drill at the ground and turn it on.
BASED BEN
kys it's shit nigger
something like the lost world is a billion times more kino
Busccemi was smarter than any glowing in the dark NASA nigger
>The first Bad Boys is the ultimate mid-90s action kino.
KEK
This
Well Bay was right. Based Bay got to fuck Prime what's her face, the eye candy from Trannie 1, and Ben's an apple eating horse's ass. And NASA scientist--- disorienting to me i'll tell you what but these rocket scientis---didn't know foam traveling at 2000 mph was lethal.youtu.be
Video lies. NASA didn't begin to test shit. After the crime Congress assigned people who had fuck all to do with crooked NASA, and it is they who did the test.