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/got/ general: Bravo Dabid edition
>ned is only brought up to shit on his memory and call him a retard for getting killed
The mental age of a fucking 10 year old.
Winds of winter announcement date in November 2019?
She did nothing wrong
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
post characters that are less evil and have a lower kill count than dany
>Let me tell you a secret, Ned. More than once, I have dreamed of giving up the crown. Take ship for the Free Cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that's what I was made for. The sellsword king, how the singers would love me. You know what stops me? The thought of Joffrey on the throne, with Cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear. My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?
Reminder
>Winds of winter announcement date in November 2019?
user..
Reminder we still have no idea why Dany killed all those people.
anyone have the webm from the last watch where bran and the nk are just chilling in a tent
>fighting outside a castle
xD omg YOURE SO RIGHT HAHAHAHA
What was the point of this character?
SEETHING danyfag
bet she tought she'll be famous and make million from GoT lmao
Emote in front of the camera for like 5 minutes.
tolkien stole everything from fairy tales and folklore lmao
>Ned was beheaded by a headsman using his family's ancestral sword, his people were slaughtered/enslaved AND the smallfolk think his wife catelyn sucked jaime lannister's dick
It would have been a good time to sneak away and steal a horse, but Arya couldn’t see how that would help her. She could only ride as far as the city gates. That captain would never let me pass, and if he did, Harwin would come after me, or that Huntsman with his dogs. She wished she had her map, so she could see how far Stoney Sept was from Riverrun.
By the time her cup was empty, Arya was yawning. Gendry hadn’t come back. Tom Sevenstrings was singing “Two Hearts that Beat as One,” and kissing a different girl at the end of every verse. In the corner by the window Lem and Harwin sat talking to red-haired Tansy in low voices. “. . . spent the night in Jaime’s cell,” she heard the woman say. “Her and this other wench, the one who slew Renly. All three o’ them together, and come the morn Lady Catelyn cut him loose for love.” She gave a throaty chuckle.
It’s not true, Arya thought. She never would. She felt sad and angry and lonely, all at once.
An old man sat down beside her. “Well, aren’t you a pretty little peach?” His breath smelled near as foul as the dead men in the cages, and his little pig eyes were crawling up and down her. “Does my sweet peach have a name?”
For half a heartbeat she forgot who she was supposed to be. She wasn’t any peach, but she couldn’t be Arya Stark either, not here with some smelly drunk she did not know. “I’m . . .”
“She’s my sister.” Gendry put a heavy hand on the old man’s shoulder, and squeezed. “Leave her be.”
The man turned, spoiling for a quarrel, but when he saw Gendry’s size he thought better of it.
He had a hard life bros...
Tolkien wrote Hobbit before Silmarillion.
To compare him with Jon Snow at BOTB, because
>bet she tought she'll be famous and make million from GoT lmao
She's one of the biggest stars in Israel and certainly isn't lacking in shekels
You're thinking of the chick who played Ros
>Implying he wouldn't have done worse if he had dragons
based robert
Reminder Arya kinda forgot Payne was on her list.
It's over, niggers. Stop making this threads.
I don't get this meme. Does she want to fuck her own son?
oh yea he would be pretty bad if he had dragons, but not as bad as dany. joff is basically just maegor the cruel
Did Joffrey or Tommen know they weren't Robert's kids?
Joffrey did, not sure about Tommen
Based
The prophecy kinda forgot about her not killing Cersei.
>Joffrey did,
Show or books or both?
>bastard son murdered his favored trueborn son, and by Roose’s own estimate will probably murder any more sons he has on his favored new wife
>Roose: Whatever
This nigga really did leech all the feelings out of himself
>Joffrey did
he heard about the rumours but he definitely didn't believe it iirc
Joffrey didn't. Myrcella might down the line.
>Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have "her"
What the fuck was wrong with Joffrey?
Is it because incest, Lannister blood or what? Why was he like that?
>near enough to make no matter
>WEISS: I remember talking with [director] Alan Taylor, who worked on our show and The Sopranos, asking whether “Don’t Stop Believin’” was a song David Chase liked or whether it’s a song David Chase loathed but thought Tony Soprano would like. And there’s not even an answer to that. I’m hoping we get the Breaking Bad [finale] argument where it’s like, “Is that an A or an A+?” I want that to be the argument. I just wish we found better directors for it.
>“Is that an A or an A+?” I want that to be the argument. I just wish we found better directors for it.
They are really delusional and out of touch, they really think that they are so clever and smart.
her son is going to get /ss/ by the dragon lady
Roose had a son before Ramsay. Domeric. Ramsay poisoned him
Incest freak, natural psychopath, no good male role model, spoiled rotten.
It's time to get a new role old man.
based famalamazoid
>Is it because incest,
It's painfully obvious this was the case.
This is why I stand by that while I don't oppose incest in principle from a love standpoint, I do oppose people having incest babies from a biological standpoint.
Cutest psycho!
He would do worse, he already gave an order to kill everyone when they were throwing tomatoes at him and he tortures and kills for fun his whole life
I'm funny now
I think he was in denial but deep down probably believed it
Two woman marriage.
Westeros no problem.
I didn’t find her funny
why wasn't there more of the bob speaking right from his heart in S1
cool character. he mustve had a big role in the show, no?
Why is this allowed?
Imagine you’ve raised your adorable daughterfu with love and care for years. She’s the apple of your eye. But now she’s sitting on some Targ asshole’s knee who is grinning predatorily at you as your daughter sweetly asks to “ride his dragon.”
It works with the genders flipped too.
>The man turned, spoiling for a quarrel, but when he saw Gendry’s size he thought better of it.
the seed is strong, I'm still pissed that they chose some 30 year old, 5'10 manlet to play him in the show. Terrible casting
Well the fat man did recently promise it would be out by july 2020.
BOAAAAAR
god I wish that were me
mothership ended with Sharra
now Visenya is my mommy
This pleases my goyim cock
I'm sure a lot of his writer's block was the pressure of meeting expectations after the show made it insanely popular. GRRM is a fat-ass with low self-esteem
Now that the show bombed the ending, he has no pressure on him, anything he puts out will be great in comparison so he probably has a huge weight off his shoulders
the fat man has made promises, but the years have gone on, and the winds of winter is no closer to being finished by 2020 than it was by 2015
>the smallfolk think his wife catelyn sucked jaime lannister's dick
tbf when you read the chapter it kinda sounds like she wants to
Listen to the audio book. Roy Dotrice does a 10/10 Robert.
>Empire of Ash: Transgender characters (Game of Thrones prequel TV series)
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The fat man will drop dead of a heart attack any day now and we’ll get a posthumous, half-done copy of Winter cobbled to her her by editors, plus a few pages of his handwritten notes for Spring.
shut the fuck up BOOAAAARRR
>mfw "punishment" is being condemned to a haram of northern redheads and blondes because 95% of wildling men got wiped out
Wildlings culture is based on martial prowess, combined with the low number of young men left he'll have like 100 wives and 500 children
He'll then ride south with his army of warg children and take what's his
>her her
The fuck are you doing autocorrect?
You also forgot to mention that in the show the wildlings view Jon as a god.
Daddy!
>catelyn sucked jaime lannister
Imagine those married, with Jaime as Lord of the Rock
>Jaime btfos Edmure at every opportunity
>Blackfish
>Cersi seething in the capital
>Cat pumping out one lion cub after another
>ship collapses
>That's what your mom calls me
>As for finishing my book… I fear that New Zealand would distract me entirely too much. Best leave me here in Westeros for the nonce. But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done. Just so long as the acrid fumes do not screw up my old DOS word processor, I’ll be fine.
He didn't promise anything you retard.
dead show
dead general
>skinchanger
>let them across the wall
>got killed for them
>came back from the dead
>saved them from the others
yeah might have to up my estimate, probably 200 wives and 1000+ children now that I think about it. Even the men won't get pissed at being cucked because they respect him too much
too bad they didn't have the wildling princess in the show, fuck D&D
So long, gay Jannies!
>500 children
how many blackfyre rebellions is that
Starks can have Longclaw, just rename it to new Ice. Original Ice wasn't very useful other than as a heirloom. Probably only Bobby B and the mountain could've lifted it.
Would Dubs man have made a better Gendry?
Jon never actually went beyond the wall, that's just propaganda created to conveniently explain his disappearance, he was actually killed
none, the Stark honor via the blood of the First Men creates the perfect mix with the Valyrian blood
Ice and Fire wasn't a meme, Warg dragon riders are coming
and now that ice is melted down to a more useful size, the kings of winter should have it back
>Stark honor via the blood
What meme is this, Starks were known for their honor only recently, and that's thanks to Ned.
literally every young male actor in the show is 5'8-5'10, jon robb theon gendry sam ramsay greyworm pyp grenn etc
THE
Jaime?
did they try to send a message?
I loved her scene, and how she fucked with Varys' mind.
I really wanted to know more about the Red Priestesses, but at the end the mystery around their order makes them even more interesting, mysterious and maybe even sinister.
My queen!
A narcissistic mother who spoils him and a father who gave zero shit about him
Hope that Star wars contract blows up on their faces
part of that is due to the fact that the type of man to go into acting are generally feminine cucks who did theater because they couldn't play sports well. I'd be willing to be the average male actor is significantly shorter than general population
true
“And all have fleas, I don’t doubt,” said Ser Hyle.
“Do you have coin to pay? Silver?”
Ser Hyle laughed. “Silver? For a night’s bed and a haunch of horse? Do you mean to rob us, child?”
“We’ll have silver. Else you can sleep in the woods with the dead men.” Willow glanced toward the donkey, and the casks and bundles on his back. “Is that food? Where did you get it?”
“Maidenpool,” said Meribald. Dog barked.
“Do you question all your guests this way?” asked Ser Hyle.
“We don’t have so many guests. Not like before the war. It’s mostly sparrows on the roads these days, or worse.”
“Worse?” Brienne asked.
“Thieves,” said a boy’s voice from the stables. “Robbers.”
Brienne turned, and saw a ghost. Renly. No hammerblow to the heart could have felled her half so hard. “My lord?” she gasped.
“Lord?” The boy pushed back a lock of black hair that had fallen across his eyes. “I’m just a smith.”
He is not Renly, Brienne realized. Renly is dead. Renly died in my arms, a man of one-and-twenty. This is a only a boy. A boy who looked as Renly had, the first time he came to Tarth. No, younger. His jaw is squarer, his brows bushier. Renly had been lean and lithe, whereas this boy had the heavy shoulders and muscular right arm so often seen on smiths. He wore a long leather apron, but under it his chest was bare. A dark stubble covered his cheeks and chin, and his hair was a thick black mop that grew down past his ears. King Renly’s hair had been that same coal black, but his had always been washed and brushed and combed. Sometimes he cut it short, and sometimes he let it fall loose to his shoulders, or tied it back behind his head with a golden ribbon, but it was never tangled or matted with sweat. And though his eyes had been that same deep blue, Lord Renly’s eyes had always been warm and welcoming, full of laughter, whereas this boy’s eyes brimmed with anger and suspicion.
Cregan Stark
>declares for Rhaenyra. the one true Queen
>still marches for her despite her death
>holds trial for the people who murdered Aegon II
>named Hand of the King by Aegon III
>presides over the trials and executions himself
>resigns as Hand only after ensuring the court is stable and returns to the Norf
I love girls with a wide nasal ridge.
cute as fuck
vlad deserved better
GODS the seed was strong then
see why get discount Christian Bale when you can get the actual one?
One of the fucks even said Renly would be a better king than Stannis "without question.
literally just overwhelms the mother's genetics, basically just creates clones rather than children
the power of durrandon and Targaryan genetics
>t. kingslaying boar
I can relate
>Tolkien writes a magical world filled with fantasy, lore, mystery, intrigue, with interesting characters and creatures that never seem to run out
>George writes a mundane medieval world where the dragons are "lol what if a crazy little girl had WMDs" and the ice elves are "lol what if WMDs got out of control"
Bravo Gurm
winds in 2021
dream never ever
anything more hopeful would be unrealistic
Patrolling the Dornish desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
>Tolkien writes a magical world filled with fantasy, lore, mystery, intrigue, with interesting characters and creatures that never seem to run out
>tolkien
>interesting characters
"No!"
>interesting characters
>no sweet, simple, loving retard Targaryen wife
I'm surprised more people didn't get mad about how Renly and Loras were portrayed. In the books they are just guys who happen to be gay, kind of like Greeks. In the show they were flaming faggot twinks
I'm not one to defend fags but they were basically walking stereotypes
>vague joke about “lock me up to finish writing!”
>people think this is an actual promise
>in the past he’s given us actual deadlines and still ignored them
Why would anyone ever believe this faggot oathbreaker.
Are you implying the Night King is more interesting than Melkor?
>The ENTIRE point of Game of Thrones is "Good People don't always make Good Rulers."
>It just flies off the heads of these two fucks massively
HOW DID GRRM EVEN FUCKING THINK THEY WERE PERFECT
I bet you're under 5'10 faggot
the Night King is quite literally not a GRRM character
The night king doesn't exist in the books.
>I'm surprised more people didn't get mad about how Renly and Loras were portrayed.
Do you think fags read books
Who was the best Targ wife?
Does it matter? George confirmed that the Others are essentially the same thing in the books, First Men stabbed with dragonglass.
Visenya and Rhaenys
As far as I can tell this is exactly what the retards crying about “muh representation” want.
Look at how much they loved TLJ even though Holdo is a complete stereotype of the bitchy incompetent female boss, Finn is the dumb comedic relief sidekick with taser jokes, and Rose is a shitty Asian woman driver. They were surely creaming themselves over “DID I MENTION I’M GAY” Renly and Loras.
Finally made one of these shits
bad
Holy shit, Jon is cucking Robb.
he would have if twow ever came out
>cersei
>S
>bad poosi
>D
One was a cunt and the other was a slut.
based
Whatever
Cope
mine
GRRM = Based
Well I'd like to think they'll be a bit more fleshed out.
But regardless that's one off-page example and a good 80-90% of gurm's PoV characters are more engaging than any Tolkien wrote. That really just wasn't focus of LoTR.
Who did Robb hook up with?
>Jon is cucking Robb.
Imagine if Jon was even 10% the cunt to Robb that Theon was
>BTFO the lannisters in battle
>Fucking Talisa
>Helping Edmure
>That really just wasn't focus of LoTR.
I can see the likeness
Why do you keep making these threads now that the show is over?
Your image helps prove my point though?
>Poor old Sam Tarly
Sam is a kid and got laid with Gilly, two things Martin wished he was
Now that's karma
Jeyne, he's dead and I'm working on a show conclusion start, but actually realistic. So Bran isn't King, Gendry is just King of the Andals and runs an Andal-only kingdom (probably should've used Edric but whatever). Ironshitters and Dorne are independent under Asha and Quentyn Martell, respectively. I'm going to make a custom nickname for Quentyn. The Prince With No Name
Martin will never finish the books
animated GOT would be amazing
how the fuck did you come to that conclusion
Because it's Yea Forums related?
Imagine if you could only discuss shows and movies that are currently running on this board. Sad place wouldn't it?
>Does it matter?
>in a GRRM v Tolkien discussion
>The Prince With No Name
>not Prince Randym Martell
Stop giving us false hope you fucking ham
>GRRM finally finding out women shlick to dangerous bad guys and not chubby self inserts
Kek. I do think he would’ve aged up all the Stark kids if he could do it over though
TWoW has been finished for about 2 years now
It's just not "finished" which is to say finished when he says it's finished. Martin Denies any kind of deal but yeah. It's how he was able to put out other 700 page books and just generally dance around
>Sad place wouldn't it?
It already is
Why the living fuck would any man prefer being left thinker over right?
Reminder Sam fucked that
>Why do you keep making these threads now that the show is over?
>over
And now it begins.
>TWoW has been finished for about 2 years now
No but Preston will
>first sword of braavos
did braavos just get swords or something? how far behind the times are they?
What the fuck happened to her, bros? Was it the pregnancy?
based inceldur poster
>mother of dragons
Does she lay eggs? Who's the father?
This is a Vlad thread.
t. brainlet
fkm
If he had to finish it, what would change?
Let's assume 88% of TWOW is done, and 33% of ASOS, what would change in the writing(if he doesn't/can't copy Martins style?
>only 2 children
>Tommen(?) was burnt to death
What happened there
in the show he believes it and kills babies
in the books he doesn't believe it and cersei kills babies
World is revealed as post-apocalyptic
White Walkers get their powers from inbreeding
Dragonglass is plastic
>2019
>I'm forgotten
The moon is used by Doran for his scheming
That's a big hammer.
>White Walkers get their powers from inbreeding
So they are Valyrians?
never
Sansa married one of the Bastard's Boys? Damn, she really enjoyed that rape.
CHANIS! CHANIS!
After winning I sacrificed Tommen to R'hlor. I don't know why Joffrey is still counted as Robert's son. Tbh I'm more let down that the Stark name is going extinct after this generation unless Rickon's grandson is a male.
his only feelings are for fat walda, he says he’s fond of her. based chubbychaser roose
one true tier list
Its better with Cersei as a Stark
>less of a bitch because her husband respects her and doesn’t hit her
>no trouts in Winterfell
>probably finds out Jon is a Targ and schemes to put him on the throne
How can people rate Margy as anything but an S+? Literal perfect smirk.
kek that's perfect. I let everyone marry completely random people. I married this girl as Gendry solely because she had the attractive trait and is from a Vale house, which is probably the strongest of the five kingdoms of Andalos.
>married the fat one for the bigger dowry
>turned out to be a perfect match with screaming great sex
Lucky son of a bitch
>Talisa a foreign slut in S
>Sansa in A when we don't know her tits
>probably finds out Jon is a Targ
Cersei would never suffer the bastard to live, and that would break Ned
He always compares himself to tolkien, I think he is aiming at being remembered in history as a great author.
So this is the power Tubb's submod
>schemes to put him on the throne
Only if she could marry him to one of her kids
i was mad about it. loras and renly have a love story so pure that loras swears off dick forever when renly dies. the show ruined that by making them both degenerate hypersexuals
BASED
Post your top five favourite lesser known houses and rate others taste. Mine are: Peake, Morrigen, Banefort, Farwynd, and Drumm.
She might try to have him killed but she’d definitely find out who the mom was first. Cat was a pussy bitch who never pressed the issue, Cersei would have eventually figured out Jon’s parentage.
She’d marry him to the Lannistark version of Sansa and try to use him as a puppet probably. Would be kino
I miss him
she was obsessed with Rhaegar, wouldn't surprise me if she recognized something at some point
she didn't kill Robert's bastards until her own kids were called into question. Not to mention she didn't become quite so spiteful until Robert basically spurned her for the memory of a dead woman and whores
Is this in terms of looks or personality?
If it's looks then brick face sand snake is C at best
If it's personality Brienne should be way higher than D
>imagine thinking these are lesser known houses
When exactly did she start sleeping with Jaime?
>Sansa A
>Margaery B
At least Melie is S. Good.
from this
>When the sun has set, no candle can replace it
to a degenerate faggot, Jews hate these guys just like they hate Ned and Stannis
Cersei would certainly be fucking furious with him bringing Jon home and think of killing him but I think she'd realize that it while he looked like a Stark he also looks like Rhaegar and put two and two together. Her and Ned would certainly be at odds for lying to her but I think would understand. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if she took Jon as her own trueborn son to further cover it up.
>For Winterfell, Theon?
since they were kids
when they were teenagers
Corbray, Waynwood, Dustin, Green Apple Fossoway, and Royce
>alt end where Jaime and Brienne have 2 kids and Adopt Drogon
>cersei will never peg you with a huge golden strapon while you have to orally please the mother of dragons
i feel bad because the guy who plays loras is a bookfag too. book loras is sort of a badass, i wouldn’t be surprised if he was disappointed with the scripts they gave him
how good they were as characters
book or show? sansa is right where she belongs for the show but you need to rank her up a few tiers if you’re talking about book versions
The show
based
>Ned, is... is Rhaegar the mother? Tell me true, or by the Seven I’ll drown the boy in the godswood pond
>alfie sporting the same watch as you do
good taste
>She’d marry him to the Lannistark version of Sansa and try to use him as a puppet probably
Basically she’d try to use him and her kid like Tywin did with her and Robert.
How dare you insult oink-girl by comparing her to brienne
>redhead
Who got TULLY’d?
why did all the stark children become emotionless statues in the last few seasons? One of Arya's key traits was that she had "wolf's blood" and was very expressive and emotional
It was fucking annoying how they all just delivered flat lines all the time, Bran I guess it makes sense but the rest it's just annoying, every line with a smug expression and no emotion
>is Rhaegar the mother?
>mpreg
HERE'S TO THE YOUNG WOLF
AWOOOOO
>the Hound
They taught a dog to use a sword?
>sort of a badass
Book Loras was all set to be Jaime 2.0 before Cersei got him baconized
Madness...Madness and stupidity
>why did all the stark children become emotionless statues in the last few seasons?
>Arya was trained to feel nothing
>Sansa got raped her hope out of her
>Jon was killed
>Bran went on skype
best girl
>the mountain
Is this th Lord of the Eyrie?
Dude you can’t put a mountain on a horse, it would crush it.
>>Arya was trained to feel nothing
The thing is that she rejected being "no one" but still lost all of her character anyway
>Mya Stone
Ok so she’s like a rock elemental
She's hot, not gonna lie
Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?
Forever young
*giggles so hard his leeches fall off*
>obnoxious sexposition show-only titbeast
“No!”
*eats peach in your path*
Surprising he doesn't know much about ham, considering he eats Loras' every night
>the books so far have 5000 pages
>the two "upcoming" books are set to have 3000 total
>the books series will have 8000 pages total
>AGOT, ACOK, and ASOS have ~2500 pages
>AFFC and ADWD have ~2500 pages
>the first ~2500 pages of the books got 40 episodes
>the remaining ~5500 pages of the books got 33 episodes
>yfw sam could have gone from a fat coward to a fit hardened veteran, making his father doubt whether or not he made the right choice when he returned to horn hill
>instead he somehow doesn't lose a pound while beyond the wall for months, walking most of every day, never learns how to fight, gets edd killed because of it
How can you have a black fish for an uncle?
this is true, a fish can’t be an uncle to a wolf. that’s just not possible
How does a young wolf wear a crown?
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why is tyrion such a dick to theon?
Renly truly was a faggot.
>let’s all be a dick to this guy
>he’s the son of a major house that already rebelled once, surely nothing can go wrong
That would've ruined Sam
"She came to me a maid"
"In your bed she's like to die that way"
Renly btfo by Stannis
Tyrion is a dick in general, it showed through in S1 more than later because S1 was actually adapted faithfully
But remember when that shot was already potteried to represent Jon being Azor Ahai and taking Winterfell like Mel foresaw when she was wrong about Stannis? But then that all went out the window with Azor Arya or someshit and Sansa really “winning” BotB? And now the lottery happens again for a new reason?
A BOAR IS COMING NED
>he’s the son of a major house that already rebelled once
The Greyjoys aren't a great house anymore
>rewatching s1
>ridiculous amount of foreshadowing for azor jon and dany
I miss this
t. grumpy Riverlander
sam already was ruined, he's the exact same character in S8E6 as when he turned up at the wall in season 1
probably the single worst character in the series
Just like Jon and Jaime
I miss Stannis
I miss Tywin
I miss Roose
I miss Barristan
I miss angry Tyrion
I miss the gravitas and charisma all those characters had, it speaks volumes how the most imposing figure in the last few seasons was little Lyanna
It's simple. We turn this into a Three Kingdoms thread.
Jon has more personality in S1E1 than all of S8
LOL, she knows they did dirty to his role
t. homeless Harren Hoare
BASED CAO CAO
LIU BEI IS A FUCKING NIGGER
Last night I had a dream where I fought Stannis in MMA. Long fight, went to time, won by decision. What does this mean?
The show went to shit when Stannis died. Battle of the Bastards was legit cringe.
>High Sparrow
>they gave weed to a bird
For what purpose
You didn't beat him, liar
Science
Unsurprising, Stannis would definitely be a point fighter. Bobby B would be throwing only bombs and gas in the second. Renly is a wrestlefucker
Come on man. That was only a vague resemblance. The BOTB-GC parallels are identical, same shots, same framing. Same director even
>Battle of the Bastards was legit cringe.
literally best battle in the series
His whole entire screentime was a literal waste of time
I liked the attack on the loot train and the Battle of Blackwater more
Nigga had no ground game. I kept taking him down and pounding his face.
It didn't help that Melisandre was his corner.
Jaime had one of the best character arcs though, he died a good, honourable man, whereas he was a massive dick in season 1
Sam entered the series a fat coward, and in the end he stayed a fat coward
keep crying dongposter
this is what you get when you buy your son with a horse
What do the Five Forts guard the realms of men from?
I'll put you in the ground and pound your gamehole for doubting the one true king, bitch
skellingtons from bonetown
>Jaime had one of the best character arcs though
If Stannis had better TDD, could he have won the Blackwater?
silence Cowfucker
Fuck Westeros!!!
*one of the true kings
Which one is the Lord of Light on?
Others, dumbass
GRRM already debunked the idea that it the land thataways reached back to the Lands of Always Winter, so presumably not the Others. Probably some sort of fire/shadow counterpart to them.
something that cant climb mountains, apparently
what are you going to do, burn your own capital again?
>varys and lf move to a retirement home in florida where they scheme against staff and other residents
i’d watch this actually
Trump.
Cannibal sand. Frankly that sounds a lot harder to fight than a bunch of ice zombies.
>falling for propaganda
HIDDEN MYSTICAL REALMS OF OOKY SPOOKY SKELETONS, TORTURERS, SHADOWBINDERS, LOVECRAFTIAN NIGGERMEN, MORE MONGOL-TYPES AND SHIT GURM WILL NEVER EVER EXPLORE
>What do the Five Forts guard the realms of men from?
The Grey Waste, which is a cold desert beyond which no real civilizations are known to exist. This obviously appears to be an analog to the Night's Watch and the Wall in Westeros, and they were apparently built to guard against the "demons of the Lion of Night", though now they mainly defend Yi Ti/Essos from raiders like the Wildings. At the same time, Martin said that the landmass doesn't connect to the Lands of Always Winter.
Then there's the whole mess of the two types of mysterious black stones and what they are/mean.
he was an addict, in the end he failed to cure his addiction. But when he was with brienne, he showed the kind of honourable man he really was, beyond his angry and bitter kingslayer persona that was fuelled by his relationship with cersei
Preston is an awful writer, remember his "book"?
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all knowledge is propaganda
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My entire opinion
For the night is dark and full of milkers