RLM podcast with Macauley Culkin

Who gives a shit? What is with you faggots and your obsession with RLM's weight?

>devon sawa
based
anyways donate to our Patreon guys

His skin is looking mighty loose

Why are you so mad though?

Someone post the pasta

Why are you such a faggot?

Why did he do AVGN before RLM?

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>someone post the same stale, 7 (!) year old pasta that's been posted literally thousands of times

What is the meme with Culkin? I don’t get it why are they forcing this shit?

Probably because of some crazy e-celeb drama I'm sure!

He's just a guy they've shot some videos with. They're not forcing anything.

That's a lot of washed up old people in one photo.

RLM are desperate, what were you expecting after they worked with Max Landis, they work with any Hollywood hack

It's not my fault user, your dad kissed me in a bar and turned me

Threadly reminder that RLM are Funko tier pseuds who only watch capeshit and starshit. Jay tried to watch a Best Picture frontrunner the very day of the Academy Awards so he could LARP like he’s part of real movie discussions, but had trouble making it through and ran to Twitter to moan about the lack of quips and post-credits scenes. During the entire awards season when the film was sweeping the Globes, SAG, and BAFTAs, they had no frame of reference for it because they were too busy throwing together glowing recommendations of capeshit every opening weekend

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Rich is dying, bro.

I can't wait for the Wil Wheaton collab

Threadly reminder that your pathetic attempt at a new ebin pasta is fucking embarrassing

Yea Forums used to obsess over RLM. there used to be constant generals for them. now everyone claims to hate them. what happened?

>Yea Forums used to obsess over RLM
>used to

>t.closeted faggot fatty

knowing Mike I wouldn't call it out Wil just has to say he wants to talk to Mike about Trek behind the scenes gossip and bam he's the new regular

Take a shotgun every time Jay says 'elevated'

Shitting on them is half the fun of being a fan

It sure seems odd that everyone claims to hate them yet obsessively watches everything they post the minute it comes out. It's almost like Yea Forums is overcompensating for the fact that they unironically use RLM as a friend simulator.

>rich still hasn't married that manatee
>they still sleep in dead grandmas bed

Can you point to even one example of him doing this? I'm sure he probably has but I watch RLM pretty regularly and this isn't a reocurring thing that has ever stood out to me.

Shouldn’t you be in school right now? Get off your phone

Great response

>you need to watch every episode to know Jay is a hypocrite that uses irony to hide his failures as a director
yeah ok do you also need to watch every Stuckman episode to know he has a shitty tattoo?

How is Jay a hypocrite? How does he "use irony" when their actual movie discussions are completely genuine? What are you even talking about?

Now that I think about it, how come the RLM gang never do collab stuff with other Youtubers and shit?
Is it because they don't live in Jew York or Commiefornia like everyone else?
I mean they are still a bit on the low end of the "big youtubers" spectrum so you would think they would be more open to "market" their brand.

I'll admit it. I didn't like Feeding Frenzy.

this bear thing will never stop giving me nightmares. who the fuck built it and said yep, this is a cute birthday mascot

I’d rather watch my children die in a car fire than watch a single moment of Stuckman

As if you warranted one, zoomer

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At least Stuckmann occasionally watches non-capeshit. Lmao

>Devon Sawa
Holy shit.

The real loser is is Dordyn Noennig of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Imagine living in a city so boring that this constitutes news.

But he is right about that shit movie.

Apparently he's the most famous person to visit Milwaukee

Do you think he asked Mike to wear the ears?

he lives in Milwaukee. don't you watch the shows? they mention it often

>hating on based Jordan "No Nigs" Noennig

>mfw RLM threads

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>Devon Sawa

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Shouldn’t you be seeing Endgame for the 6th time, Jay?

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>not watching foreign movies with subtitles

Have friends

I didn't realize that it was macaulay hosting until halfway through. He does not have a recognizable voice.

Literally every multi-million sub youtube channel has expressed their love of RLM and RLM never does collabs with any of them. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's because they don't want to.

>laughing at Rich Evans' dead grandmother

Which one of them fucked the other one's girlfriend or whatever?

They explained the 'dick the birthday boy' thing before it even became a meme.

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I wanna watch Ghost Adventures with Mike.

I wanna watch horror movies with Jay.

I wanna play videogames with Rich and call him a fucking scrub.

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'Dick The Birthday Boy' still makes me crack up to this day

Too bad Mike and Jay are such starfuckers. Any has-been can go on their programs as often as they want.

as long as they're white. I love RLM, there's never any color except in Space Cop (which I won't watch)

Imagine being this jealous that famous people want to hang out with some schlubs in Wisconsin and you're so alone that you just spend your days shitposting on Yea Forums

>you will never handle Mike's wood

>Any has-been can go on their programs as often as they want.
Like who?

Literally the only "has been" they've ever had on is Macaulay Culkin. And he doesn't seem to come on "whenever he wants." Autism.

Give me an example of a has been that could be on RLM if they wanted too. I can't think of any

Space Cop was a spiritual and economic disaster.

Mike and Jay have both been exposed as the hack frauds they are. The emperor has no clothes, yet the Patreon is full.

james rolfe
>heh i haven't seen any movies recently to tell you the truth
>yeah i like godzilla to tell you the truth
>hah yeah, i did a review on the friday the 13th movies where i read excerpt facts off imdb

When is Queen Voluptor coming back?

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>advertising your faggot podcast
Fuck off

N-no it’s “ironically” bad so no one’s allowed to criticize them for being talentless hacks! Now go watch Captain Marvel, goys

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Please provide an example of RLM ever saying this as a defense.

Mac's on record, repeatedly, that MJ never did anything and was a saint more or less.

Some nobody named Simon Barrett got on Best of the Worst because he wrote a movie and expressed interest in being on their shows. Literally anybody even tangentially related to Hollywood has a free ticket to the RLM studio.

It’s not possible they invited him on because Jay has gone on record as being a fan of his work and they wanted to discuss that with him?

>Simon Barrett
I remember Jay making fun of his Blair Witch and I think You're Next movies. but he did like The Guest

>Jay is fat again
Is this the ultimate fate of Mid-Westerns?

Yea Forums "hates" them because they liked TFA and trashed Rogue One

Are you the same guy who keeps saying this in every RLM thread and has been doing so for years even though he's looked exactly the same for the last 3-4 years?

>Mike actually fucking stole the Dick the Birthday Boy picture

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Watch the last re:view. You can clearly see the gut.

We knew that. It's in the episode, that halloween BOTW

I don't give a single fuck.

I don't get the Jeffrey Dahmer joke.

I though it was a scripted joke honestly

Yeah, Stuckman does enjoy watching his wife get fucked by the bull when he isn't watching a childhood favorite.

Are you conceding that they’re talentless hacks or attempting to defend their Paul Blart tier ‘comedy’? Speak plainly

At least he has a wife. Aren’t Mike and Rich incels?

I'm merely asking for you to provide an example of them using the "it's bad on purpose" excuse. It's not complicated.

Nice evasion.

I-Id settle for Mike at this stage. I don't even know why I'm holding onto any sort of standards, it's not helping. That picture looks comfy. Id accept either spot in that picture. God help

Considering their popularity I'm surprised that there isn't more pervy fanart of them.

>they actually did ghost hunting once but they were all drunk
kek

Well it’s either extremely bad on purpose or extremely bad on accident and given how self-conscious it is it seemed more generous to assume the latter. Def open to the argument that they were actually trying to make a good film but were just so laughably inept that Space Cop was the result, though

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>IncredibleCuck
>Reddit Letter Media
So this is what zoomers love

Wow, right out there in the open.

"JJ Abrams would be the best person to do a Star Wars sequel."

- Mike Stoklasa

Because back before 2015 they put out actual content at a good pace and it was quality. Then they threw that all aside to make space cop, which was complete dogshit. Then the star wars sequels came around and did everything RLM had said would save the franchise. Plus Rich started streaming video games and we got a much more in depth look to his personality and opinions, both of which were retarded.

So it turned out that not only could these guys NOT produce a movie in spite of knowing so much about them, their actual opinions on movies were revealed to be objectively shit as well. Couple that with their complete drop off of both quantity and quality of content post 2015 and is it really that hard to fathom why people who might have once liked them hate them now?

Jabrams knows how to make perfectly competent, safe, audience-pleasing movies. Not fan-pleasing, but can make a movie. Can Jabrams make a good movie? There's Cloverfield, and that's kind of it.

And yet you still obsessively watch everything they do and obsessively post about them here. Seems pretty unhealthy.

Based and well said

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Matt Reeves directed Cloverfield

> can’t rebut anything stated so cries that people are talking about them too much
Pathetic, Rich. Go eat less

Jabrams was a producer, they often have more in what happens than a producer, sadly.

kek this

He needed James' blessing before he could commit to filming with RLM.

Except he didn't. He appeared on RLM then on AVGN and now he's back on RLM again.