Redpill me on the Goose
Redpill me on the Goose
Connor Morgan
Austin Murphy
emotion-bait/relatable-bait for incels and pseuds who think they're misunderstood when, in reality, they're just fucking retarded.
Jason Barnes
Red scrotum.
Thomas Brown
only living person to pull off the scorpion jacket
John Murphy
he's a virulent anti-semite
Charles Young
>nerds like him
>women like him
>plebs like him
>patricians like him
>mothers like him
>directores like him
>teens like him
>men like him
>dogs like him
>reddit likes him
>Yea Forums(nel) likes him
Essentially everyone likes him except trannies
Xavier Powell
he's loose
Austin Sullivan
God I wish I was that dog.
Charles Collins
He drives.
Leo Campbell
Cooper Perez
What flavor would First Man be?
Sebastian James
He was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club. There, he banged both Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
Owen Baker
Jackson Parker
How do i become like him.
Brody Rogers
Look at that fucking smug, you just KNOW
William Gomez
Look at that fucking smug face
Jaxon Wilson
He also knew Justin Timberlake.
Thomas Nguyen
Above all else, you must be Smug.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Look at that fucker face
YOU JUST KNOW
Landon Sullivan
He knew..
Adam Cox
I really want to watch all of these while I eat the corresponding chip but that would be extremely fucking autistic
Asher Thomas
You just know....
Bentley Thomas
Get /fit/
Be tall
Be handsome
Be autistic
Owen Miller
Wyatt Fisher
D I S C I P L I N E!
Gabriel Nguyen
That would make you a good NPC consumer tho.
Robert Thomas
Lewd
Blake Rodriguez
he's a kinosuer of fine feet
Josiah Murphy
Nathan Robinson
Fucking based, what is this from?
Asher Ward
....that he is a positive male figure in her life
Charles Fisher
He's not Eric Roberts. Why are you faggots so damn lazy.
Charles Russell
lol I dunno
Adrian Wright
what would the goose do? i think you know the answer user
Ryder Bailey
Its almost 6 am and I haven't gone to sleep yet
Luke Myers
Now girls tell me that I look like him, and since I hate myself, I think he looks like shit. Why do people find this guy attractive?
Christian Peterson
because of the role he played ( The Notebook ).
Daniel Hall
What do you expect, they dont even like themselves.
Hudson Sullivan
He’s kind of a creepy motherfucker on the notebook though
Jaxon Miller
Song to Song?
Ides of March?
Blue Valentine?
Evan Lewis
Goose says: go to bed and get some rest, user.
Don't stay up any later.
Evan Robinson
Alright, if you insist. Goose night user
Ayden Clark
There, he also got banged by Jewish producers.
Jace Rivera
Goose says: do not hate yourself. Only trannys and homos hate themselves.
Dominic Rogers
Fuck that does look like me. God damn it
Chase Parker
I didn't