My friends
My friends
Nathaniel Richardson
David Powell
Do not kneel. Pay your taxes.
Jonathan Brooks
You declare to no one.
Hudson Moore
Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle?
He was a servant to the Master of Laketown in TA 2941, and later assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. He had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated.
Julian Morris
You pay taxes to no one.
Owen Baker
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, investing in crypto. You pay into the coin, and if you don't keep your liquidity, there's no knowing where your capital might be swept off to.
Tyler Scott
It has come to my attention that some of you have... Valar forgive me for uttering that word... a daughter.
Joshua Jones
you sneed to no one
Xavier Reyes
>I can avoid being audited if i wish, but to not pay taxes entirely, that is a rare gift
Charles Ross
I wish this tax policy never came to me, i wish the bailout never happened
Nicholas Long
My king.
John Wilson
Is taxposting GRRM's magnum opus?
Anthony Ortiz
he was a good friend
Josiah Howard
IT'S SARUMAN
He's trying to bring down the stock market. GANDALF, WE MUST SELL!
NO!
Joshua Wilson
yes
Isaiah Brown
they have a cave toll
Carter Nelson
>Are you fiscally solvent?
>Yes.
>Not nearly solvent enough.
Asher Butler
Tell the elders of the Shire I've introduced a 15% tariff on all goods they want to sell in Gondor.
Connor Wood
So much debt. What can men do against such reckless rate?
Nathan Lee
Greece?
Jace Harris
>Home is behind. The mortgage ahead. And there are many debts to shed.
>Through billings, to the edge of night. Until the profits are all alight.
>Bills and budgets. Charges and cheques. All shall be paid. All shall be paid.
Dylan Moore
I SEE YOU
Ethan Evans
>Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
>What about the audit?
>You've already done it.
>We've done one, yes. What about the second audit?
>I don't think he knows about the second audit, Pip.
>What about debt consolidation? Bank reconciliation? Contingent liability? Tax invoice? Superannuation? He knows about them, doesn't he?
>I wouldn't count on it.
Landon Rodriguez
Why is Aragorn really considered a good king?
He's running away from his responsibility at a time of war, just hanging out as far away from the war and his people as he can. Then, when the war is over, he's crowned king, and basically gets all the credit, even though the war wouldn't have been this bad if he had any effort uniting the people earlier on.
David Robinson
Have sex
Jose Rogers
gaaaghh
Ryder Foster
just finished the books. feel empty right now lads
David Young
Fucking kek. Best one
Jack Williams
Fucking kek
Nicholas Morris
>The financial world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the merger of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the net income of Sauron and Saruman and the monopoly of the two towers.
>Together, my CEO Sauron, we shall rule this middle-earth. The old banks will foreclose in the fires of industry. The stock brokers will fall. A new financial market will rise. We will drive the machine of loans with the pension and the mutual funds and the investments of the Rothschild!
Bentley Cox
is this some shitty pasta?
Easton Ortiz
>ISILDUR! JUST CLAIM THE STANDARD DEDUCTION!
Evan Hernandez
fucking spat out my drink
Carter Nguyen
>I can't pay your loans for you, Mr. Frodo... But I can claim you as a dependant!
such a powerful scene
Joshua Allen
>"What do you means Smeagol can't claims us as a dependent? "
Benjamin Brooks
Cry erry time
Anthony Edwards
>Alfrid Lickspittle
Holy shit Hackson is even more retarded than I imagined. Worm in Wormtongue means dragon, as in Grima was persuasive and a good speaker. It's not meant as an insult.
Nolan Perry
Here use my oldest friend Shadowtax
Jason Campbell
this really subverted my expectations, my sex and gender, and my will to live.
Caleb Rodriguez
>So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous auditors! and they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to cook us! Whether they would hide the deposits or file our assets one by one and liquidate them into bonds! They spent so much time arguing over the 'whether to's' and the 'why for's' that the next financial year crept up and PUFF! Defaulted all their loans!
Christopher Thomas
lol
Owen Stewart
Andrew Ramirez
Honestly, TurboTax would be funnier
Lucas Hernandez
I dont get it
Mason Johnson
>Sauron has regained much of his former liquidity. He cannot yet take corporative form, but his greediness has lost none of its potency. Concealed within his skyscraper, the CEO of Mordor sees all. His audits pierces policy, appeals, collaterals and taxhavens. You know of what I speak, Gandalf? A great Accountant lidless and wreathed in flame. He is gathering all evidence to him. Very soon he will summon an army of lawyers great enough to launch litigation upon Middle-Earth(tm).
Christian Ward
Have sex
Tyler Jackson
I thought "Grima" meant worm in old english?
Hudson Lopez
>You will live free at the taxpayers expense.
Oliver Roberts
>not meant as an insult
yes it is, grima hated that name
Brandon Hernandez
honestly GRRM uses Lickspittle too.
Colton Howard
these memes are hilarious but as someone who doesn't actively pay taxes (and send most of my income to a paper company) they always make me nervous as fuck lol
Thomas Phillips
good one
Elijah Perry
Fuckin lost it