OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>watching cuckmann
>ever
dude's a mongoloid
are there any good reviews?

TELL

>it's a monster movie but the human characters aren't fleshed out

Just preordered 100 tickets

THAT

zods snapped neck

this and
also this

T.H.I.S.

Looks like it's going to be bad.

Yep. Yea Forums still trying to hold out cope but literally the only kind of goobers agreeing with them are bugmen.

youtube.com/watch?v=IGfF0re2-GY

Seriously, take a good look. This is literally the amount of soi it takes to support Cuckzilla.

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But Rotten ToBugmantoes said it was bad

TELL THAT TO GHIDORAH'S SNAPPED NECK

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

youtube.com/watch?v=igkWxr9ybnE

Even Jahns is saying it sucks and he's the biggest audience-insert pleb there is.

>Moviebob is jizzing all over it
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHA How can Godzilla fans ever recover?

I get the feeling this faggot is jealous of Godzilla's Director, Michael Dougherty, who slowly worked his way through Hollywood from screenwriting to Directing and is now helming a 200 million dollar movie while Cuckmann goes to "film school" in the hopes that Hollywood will hire him to Direct something because he sits in front of a camera and babbles on about movies and tv. You have to PROVE YOURSELF. Even the faggot Gareth Edwards who made the last Godzilla movie had done a feature on 10k which got him noticed and how her was hired for that and Star Wars!!!FACT!!!

The human drama of these movies has ALWAYS been shit. We go for the monsters and destruction!!!FACT!!!

Tell that to Godd(zilla)'a snapped neck

>THIS

Any other review is trivial

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I'm sure it's not good but when critics praise MCU it's hard to take them seriously

I caught an early screening here in yuropoor and I enjoyed it a lot, but I also love destruction porn
it's why I love man of steel
so if you're anything like me you'll like it, if not then yeah I guess it sucks.

>cuckmann
gotta be some next level bottom feeder to watch that shit

Jesus christ Yea Forums this shit is embarrassing even for you

You should watch Chris' video about sending his films to 30 movie festivals and getting rejected on 29 of those and trying to reason that his films were good but the festival runners had a bad day or dont understand good art....

Or the video where he talks about having friends in the industry and sending his scripts to big hollywood directors and learning from the rejections....

serious question, is he actually loosing weight?

>huge monsters fighting movie
>"where's the story and complex characters?"
How is his channel not closed yet?

baste

I'm seeing it in a few hours in France

My friend watches this guy and I'm almost positive he checks what other "critics" are saying before he puts up a review. Whatever they've said, he then shapes it to go along with that or be somewhat contrarian if he thinks he can afford it.

I need that t-shirt

From all the seizures?

After James and the fatsos tought that THE Predator was a good movie I lost all respect for Cinemasscre.

what is wrong with his face?

Why does Youtube always force this fake ass on me?

Godzilla 1998 still is the best American Godzilla movie.

Just got back from theater it was great fuck the human characters they served theyre purpose in the first part my only gripe is mothras fight scene was only a minute long.

Anyone who likes 2014 Godzilla don't deserve vocal cords.

He sounds like a baby getting ground up in a wood chipper.

Like you know what that even sounds like.

Sad but true

Fuck this faggot.

>eceleb
Ignored

Yes. I used to be a capeshit loving Redditor but the minute that faggot gave Deadpool an A+, I unsubscribed.

RLM actually admits they don't know certain movies or not into certain things. They're pretty consistent on their personal likes or dislikes.

YouTube movie critic tier(reviewing ability, not vid quality)

James Rolfe > Good Bad Flicks > RLM > Smug Walker > Jeremy Jahns > YMS: pet detective > that guy who reacted to the SW9 trailer > Chris Cuckman

(I honestly think YMS has alright taste in films too but his criticisms are autistic.)

GBF is great when he talks about B movies, but damn, he has some outlandish awful taste sometimes.

>critiquing a movie should require sets and props and comedy skits

True. It's obvious he's big into schlock horror and action. He had Blue Ruin and The Guest as his best movies of 2014... I loved Blue Ruin but The guest sucked tho.

Why the fuck does he have a NES and N64 sitting on the shelves behind him? Really makes the entire thing look fucking stupid.

IN ONE HOUR ILL BE WATCHING IT ! Do you want me to live post webms of the movie ? Im french btw

James didn't care much for it, he was just in "hm-hm" "uhu" mode (like with everything he doesn't give a fuck about)
try talking with him about something he actually likes (like godzilla) and he won't shut the fuck up about it

Literally muh humans again.

I also "grew up" with Godzilla and besides the mothra twins I didn't give a fuck about any of the other characters. They were literally there to move us from scene to scene because Godzilla was a man in a suit and it required real work to film his scenes.

You couldnt see anything in that fucki g movie.

Cause he's such a nerd!

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Of all the fucking movies to get a tattoo of, Signs. Fucking Signs.

>spends life savings on shitty media
>i am now a critic
youtube was a mistake

Post the web that shows his talent as a filmmaker.

that looks like a shitty photoshop

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It's not.

>daily stuckmann hate thread
>who could be behind this thread

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The real one is somehow even worse. Fucking kek.

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No talent!? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS SHORT MOVIE??? (somebody post the webms lmao)

Of course it sucks. I was looking forward to it. Why wouldn't it suck? This is just a reminder never enjoy something. Never be hopeful. Life doesn't reward it.

>Overreacting
It's alright with the monster fights. What else did you expect?

It depresses me when people with audiences watch something they don't understand and then tell people what to think.

Why do these reviewers keep making it seem like the monsters are not characters in this movie? All the monsters in Godzilla have their own personality and characterization.

Is there anything he didn't "grow up with"?

Female affection.

Then how come he did't praise booksmart and he actually critiqued it?

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i do

GET ABSOLUTELY KEKMANNIZED

I'm sorry but James Rolfe is the only e-celeb I trust with a Godzilla review

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Because it's not over 8 on imdb

I knew it was going to suck when they put rap music in the final trailer. tells me the movie is trying to pander to normies and not Godzilla fans

stfu user, he's an amateur filmmaker. Probably made more kino than you will ever understand.

It was shit and Chris is right again. Deal with it, basedboys

>Godzilla
>soï

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Based /ourguy/

Are people surprised? They cast Millie Bobby Brown in it, you know any other decisions they made probably suck too

He also wasn't thrilled about the fights all being at night from the trailer based on his Monday video with Mike.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=njFjj209H0c

>12 minutes
>fights are all at night, just want fights during the day

I don't think he'll be as positive on it as some think.