CENTAURS ON AN OPEN FIELD HARRY
CENTAURS ON AN OPEN FIELD HARRY
HARRY POTTER... GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
FAG, IS IT?
>First person to shove this goblet up my arse gets 50 points. I assure you, it will fit.
GO GET ME A WAND STRETCHER
VOLDEMORT-SLAYER COME HERE, WE ARE TELLING HIPOGRYPH STORIES!
GODS I WAS GAY THEN
HARRY, DID YOU PUT THE POISON IN THE PREGNANT WHORE!?
GRINDELWALD, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
OH YOU'LL BE A AUROR, SHOW ME YOUR SPELLS
VOLDEMOOOORT IS PREGNANT, HARRY
I was a fookin legend in diagon alley.
A FOOKIN LEGEND
START THIS TOURNAMENT IN THE NAME OF YOUR HEADMASTER
>i am the god of tits and wine
AND I BRING YOU
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FIREWHISKEY
>Mr Potter, I'm Gringotss
a daring synthesis
20 good wizards vs Voldemort
Who would win?
In the books he was stalemated by 3 v good wizards in the final battle, I assume 5 should be enough
kino series desu, 4 is the weakest but still pretty good
>NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
>GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
You're a small guy.
>He asked calmly.
What's his sex policy?
They never tell you how they all shit themselves and then make it vanish. They don't put that part in the songs.
A wand swallower through and through
Finally a good one
SNAPE GET IN HERE
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES