As if anyone gives a shit about Star Wars anymore

>I-I d-don't care abou S-Star Wars
>posts 100 threads about it

>disneyshills post 100 threads about star wars

>mfw I just know my friends will want to watch this
>mfw they already didn't like TLJ
I mean going to the movies with them is fun and all but I think I'll either pass this time or demand that we get drunk beforehand.

Not only Reylos.

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Only interested in the new clone wars season. Don't give a shit about episode 9 or any future SW movie after TLJ. The clone wars era is my SW home now, forever.
Haven't seen anything about mandalore show but I'll check it out if I hear it's good, same goes for the new game.

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>makes the thread anyway

Kill yourself reylo nigger

I was a fan of star wars my entire life but the last jedi killed my entire interest in the franchise

those retarded holes will just go back to shipping harry potter next year regardless.

>Haven't seen anything about mandalore show but I'll check it out if I hear it's good, same goes for the new game.
yeah disney owns you mutt.

Amazing how fast people forgive and forget when it's convinient.

>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT REY IS OVERPOWERED COMPARED TO EVERY OTHER SW PROTAGONIST YOU DUMB INCEL
>p-please watch our next movie, t-theres a great reveal about Rey, w-we promise

Who gives a shit about Rey? She's boring. Hope she dies.

Kill yourself faggot

Does the show look that bad?

The plot-twist in the OP is literally this.
youtube.com/watch?v=qKH_-wKruEc
The melt-down might be even worse than TLJ's one

I hope you and your cock sucking cunt of a mother both get cancer. youre human garbage, if you didn't drop nu wars after tfa there is no hope for you.

Who the hell can beat her at this point? She's stronger than Anakin, the apprentice, there's no danger for her. If she dies it's just going to be forced, and if she lives she's just a Mary Sue.

I-is rey going to be raped..?

I don't like nu wars, what are you on about?

what does the article say?

Worse. The dead body of Han.

>I'm going to watch the new shows
>I'm going to buy the new games
kill yourself

god I hope so

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I didn't even see that last one whatever it was called

>As if anyone gives a shit
there have been multiple threads on Yea Forums that've broken 200 replies because of this rumor

Clone wars show is not exactly new, and like I said, I'll only check the other show if I hear good things from it.

Kill yourself faggot. you fucking disgust me.

The Rumour " Rey is Han Solo's daughter. But she is not Leia Organa's daughter--and therefore is not a Skywalker. Leia and Han were estranged when she began training with Luke. When she did not complete that training she returned to Han, but Ben Solo knew of the affair (although not necessarily about Rey), and began acting out, and this was when he was sent to Luke." So Han is a bad father,Gets drunk and fucks about with some bitch and makes Rey (still doesnt explain her uber force powers)..Y'know more putting down white males as per usual. JJ himself stated something about errors of fathers so would not be surprised if true. Fuck these movies.

Literally who

Lol this sounds horrible
>reylofags seethe
>OT fans chimp out
>still doesn't explain shit
How worse can it get?

>one of the few iconic marriages in cinema being devalued
seems plausible

It's a good franchise, I'm not a fan of the first three movies (it takes the episodes from IV to VI) but this new saga I liked a lot, I can not wait for the last one.

>Who fucking cares about Rey? She’s even blander than fucking Luke, just like this stupid useless trilogy.

People go on about Luke like he was the greatest. The truth was kids in the 80s and 90s thought he was lame and whiney. Everyone liked Han and Leia.

That's why you keep posting about it and will make probably tens of thousands of threads about star wars in the next 6 months right?
Fuck off already, you are all plebshits who think you're smart and or tasteful.

You talk about capeshit mostly and other reddit oscarbait garbage exclusively.

NOT THE REYLOS BUT THE REYLOWOMEN AND REYLOCHILDREN TOO

Yeah, that one guy who was crying does. I think that is about it though.

Rey and her parents are not interesting or relevant to the plot.

Darth Vader being Luke's father was only interesting because of the juxtaposition of good vs evil.

No one cares about this soap opera bullshit.
Shitty lazy writing.

>one guy

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The reveal is Rey is gay

It's actually about family user, that's what star wars was always about.

God I hope so

nu wars isnt star wars

Wouldn't be a surprise because she treated Finn like shit in TFA

t h i s

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>757575
Powerful

>I love you
>I know
Doesn't seem nearly as cute anymore.

SJWs finding out they've been shipping a brother and sister would be hilarious. Not quite as hilarious as the reaction to Evil Dany, but close.

I don't buy it. If Abrams makes her a blood Skywalker, I'll eat a Rose plastic figure.

A New Hope wasn't about family.

They've been shipping aunt and nephew in game of thrones though.

>It's actually about family

Yes, and that's what's so powerful about it.

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Man this is some garbage why does it have to relate back to the main cast. I figured if they were going to waste time on this she was going to be some kind of genetic engineered back up body for palpatine or some shit. Pretty sure they do something like that in the EU

ever since empire strikes back star wars has been a glorified soap opera.
Now that the brand has been tarnished by TLJ for having shat on its legacy they are trying to salvage this mess by going back to the formula, ironically making even more of a mess.

Han Solo is Rey’s dad, which can’t be true because he split from Leia only six years before TFA

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>still believing that reylos are wrong

The one half of muh rey is a Skywalker already killed themselves the other half is waiting for IX lmao

checked
the implication is that he cheated on Leila, apparently while she was training with luke (so says the article at least)

Which he wouldn’t do

What if it's Emilia Clarke back from a sith temple seducing him?

Reylos are wrong. Just because Kylo will fuck Rey in RoS doesn't mean they will end the movie together.

Rey will be the Jedi whatever. Kylo will lose his force powers and end up on Tatooine alone.

She is a Mary Sue. A textbook Mary Sue. There's no doubt.

You really think the ST cares about what OT characters would or wouldn’t do

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I hope they reveal Han fucked Luke and that's how Rey was born

And yet, you posted about it

Based

>shills’ new tactic is to LARP about hating SW

Damn

Spoiler

Her father was Chewbacca.

I will kill myself of Reylo doesn't happen.

Isn't it ironic they killed of the two still living actors from the OG crew in 7 & 8, while Fisher & Chewie died before they could even finish shooting 9. It's like the cosmos itself is saying "fuck you" to the this new trilogy.

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that is an accurate comparison.
I still hate the piece of shit for bullying Barclay.

>кyн
Nigga what? Clearly that's coon. Who do we know that fits that bill? Lando! He's her mommy's sugar daddy dude! It's so obvious.

So is JJ just retconning everything Rian did in TLJ?

Whatever it is, it's gonna feel very hollow since we all know they completely winged the whole story as they went along.

Honestly hope a crazed Reylo kills him if that happens.

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Don't like it, Dont watch it. It is simple as that.

Save this comment.
Star Wars Rise of Skywalker is going to make 1 billion dollars in the first two weeks of it's release.

>He will fuck her b-but reylos are still wrong
Daily reminder kys

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Actually, the special edition was released to cinemas in the 90s

she does look like senator amidala on the right

Are they still making star wars flicks? Even after those embarrassing flops if TLJ and Solo? For what purpose?

Luke wouldn't try to kill his nephew, and yet here we are

is she a incel?

>save this comment
"No!"

Damn just like Solo right?

If this were true, why does she have force powers? She's Han's daughter but not Leia, so unless Han banged ANOTHER force woman, why would Rey have force powers?

Oh wait, that's right. Rian says now that anyone and everyone has the force. Silly me.

>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX
>JJ will not save IX
>Reylo will not save IX
>A new mystery box Macguffin will not save IX
>The Knights of Ren will not save IX
>Retconning TLJ will not save IX
>Callbacks to the prequels will not save IX
>Lando will not save IX
>Practical effects will not save IX
>Rumored George Lucas involvement will not save IX
>"Sky Walker" as the new Jedi will not save IX

I think star wars exists on pure nostalgia at this point. If I was a young autist I'd watch the expanse not Boomer Wars that doesnt even have smartphones

>Chewie died before they could even finish shooting 9.
He died after filming, and he didn't even play Chewie in the new films because he couldn't walk anymore.

Here's why it's a good thing

post the guy crying over the star wars trailer

SHOOOOCCCKKKKKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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how fucking dare you

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cringe
based

based. fuck wesley

No matter what, Adam Driver's acting will save it at least to a degree.

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Not due to her aversion to men, friend

Rey -> Ray -> Sun Ray -> Son Ray -> Son Rey

Not only is Rey a boy he's Luke's son

She could look so good on screen, but they insist on making her look like a hoodlum

I wasn't a fan of Driver until I watched Silence. That movie highhandedly convinced me he wasn't just a fad.

Yep, one of the best working today.

because finn is a nigger

I unironically think that IX will outgross Endgame at the US box office but do terribly internationally. TFA was fresh yes, but it was a 7/10 movie that still had serious legs.

If IX is anywhere close to Empire levels of quality, it could approach 900 mil domestic.

>If IX is anywhere close to Empire levels of quality, it could approach 900 mil domestic.
That's a big if.

IX won't even gross $900M worldwide.

>I unironically think that IX will outgross Endgame
LOL
>If IX is anywhere close to Empire levels of quality
LMAO

Like a battered spouse

It's dead on arrival.

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Going to be some dumbas
>Rey you are a failed clone so we abandoned you!
>but oh noe you were actually perfect the whole time!

I don't know how anyone can be retarded enough to entertain this even being remotely possible

Maybe too busy chocking on Jason CLIFFGATE's cum to think straight

Elite unit of red troopers consisting of female Palpatine clones?

>Orange
Wut?

>TFA was fresh yes, but it was a 7/10 movie
Probably on premiere day, but it's really a 4/10 if you rewatch it. It's a soulless replica of A New Hope, which I feel is a 7/10 anyways

>Rey is Lando's wife's son

>that thumbnail
So cool and badass

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Is it true that Teh Rey sucks alien dicks for free?

IS THE FUCKING CAST DIVERSE OR NOT???!/?!
IS IT DIVERSE OR NOT???
FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION NAZI!

Fully diverse. It'll be a fully-fledged race mixing experience in which white males will perish.

not out of the realm of possibility. i mean, isn't pornhub pushing a ton of 'incest' videos and shit? just disgusting, degenerate filth...

It will save this entire trilogy. And everyone will beg for more Kylo Ren movies.

Screecap this.

>Every generation has a legend
Our 'legend' apparently concerns the alt-right vs. the tranny league

based

>Latest News Rise of Skywalker is an Absolute Shocker.
Fixed

Rey will treat Finn and Poe like shit in RoS as well and choose Kylo over them because she luuuuuuvvvvvs him.

Daisy looks like shit now because of her drug abuse.

No it wasn't, Leia was just thrown into the Skywalker tree in 6, It was about Luke's path to becoming a Jedi.

I think i preferred the other theory that Rey was actually Anakin's mother Shmi from the prequels with time travel . The two do look similar enough. Considering how much they have already shit on the original trilogy, they might as well fuck up the prequels now too.

>Disney shopping around outrage leaks to try and drum up Hype for their doa film to see what tests better

This.