wot if....
computahs...
...bad?
Wot if
WOT IF TWITTER COULD KILL PEOPLE
bleedin mental bruv
wot if facebook raped yer grandma
get this... wot if... WOT IF VIDEOGAMES WERE SO REALISTIC THEY KILLED YOU... mental innit?
wot if a lad fooked a pig ay
WOT IF WHITE PEOPLE BAD
roight so ye ploog yorself intah this bluddy "vortual realitee"...
but den ye can't get the bugger off yor 'ead!
or it KEELS YA!
petrifyin lads, UTTAHLEE petrifyin...
WOT IF COMPUTERS CAUGHT U SHAGGIN AND MADE U ROB A BANK
>WOT IF THE BLOODY PM DONE IT WITH A PI-
haha, wait. Uh.
WOT IF U DIED, YEAH, AN INSTEAD OF GOIN 2 HEAVN, U WENT IN2 TEH INTERNET?
FUCKIN MENTAL INNIT?
I'd be great if the PM or whatever just went like "oh I have thousands of hours of video of myself fucking pigs, what of it?"
WOT IF INSTEAD OF DYING, YOU TURN WEREWOOF!!
EH?!
EEEHHHH??!!
WOT IF
YA HAD TA HAVE A LOICENSE TO WATCH THE TELLY
BLUDY MENTO INNIT
WOT IF YA HAD TA HAVE TOOO REFRENDUMS TO HAVE A BREXIT EHHH
WOT IF YOOTUBERS WERE NAZIS? WOT THE FUCK WOULd WE DO?
WOT IF INSTEAD OF PEOPLE BANNING GUNS ROIGHT
WOT IF GUNS BANNED PEOPLE
OI MATE LISTEN HERE YE WHAT IF ME KINDLE SHAGGED ME MISSUS AND THEN AND AND THEN THEN AND
GUNS THAT BAN PEOPLE FROM REALITY
THINK DEEEEEPLY ABOOT THAT, SONNY
What if computers smoked weed too???
WOT IF ... SEX HAD YOU
WOT IFF THA INTERNET WOZ UP ME BUMHOLE?!
>yeh, so wut if I shagged me a propa peppa porkie?
>'ate computahs
>'ate technology
>'ate surveillance
>'ate social media
>WOT IF YOUR LAWNMOWER HATED BLACK PEOPLE
Wot if you had a bubble over yah head that tallied every racial slur you ever used
WOT IF YE MUM RAN ON BATTERIES
WOT IF TINDA WAS A PLACE N' EVRYTIME YOU SWIPED RYE OR LEFF DECIDED SUMWANS FATE
COR UR DAFT IN THE EAD M8
WOT IF ME MAM RAN ON SPAHKEY WHOKEYS INDEED INNIT
OI RUPERT
GEDDA LOAD AH DISSEN
OI 'ANG ON I GOTS A PROPA TWISTA
WOT IF YA BATTERIES RAN ON YA MUM?
WOT IF THE PRESIDENT WAS AN ACTUAL FAG?
Wot if computers a great person?
THAS A REAL FOOKIN GUD OYDEA MATE
MATE WOT IF YOU WERE TORRENTING ANIME
AND INSTED YOU TORRENTED ME MUM
WOT IF YER MUM WUS A TOWSTAH
OIGHT NOW, JUS LISTEN TO DIS
WOT IF, RIGHT, YA BELL-END WAS A COMPUTA
AND EVERY TIME YA SPUNKED RIGHT, IT'D GET UPLOADED TO YA FACEBOOK PROFILE
MAD INNIT!??
WOT IF YUH NAN WUZ AN EMAIL
WOT IF YA FACEBOOK FRIEND COUNT DETERMINED HOW MANY YEARS YOU LIVED
WOT IF YOU COULDN'T GET A JOB UNLESS YOU WERE DATIN A PAKI
WOT IF BREXIT WOZ A COMPUTAH
WOT IF YOU COULD BUILD A CAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD
FUKIN MENTAL 'INNIT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT JUST LISTEN ERE FOR A MO
WOT IF THE FINAL EPISODE OF YA SHOW WAS JUST A BLACK SCREEN FOR THE DURATION FOLLOWED BY CREDITS
PRETTY MINT EH
NOW THAT'S PROPA MENTAL
WOT IF WE DROVE ON DA UDDA SIDE OF DA ROAD?
WOT IF PAINTIN' FINGZ RED MADE 'EM GO FASTA?