Well well well

imagine using his family as soccer balls

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a midge hunter broke an old copypasta out of retirement and shitposted with it. other pastas were made and then a cheeky user sent tnem to him over twitter. he got mad and threatened legal action against the site. tons of anons laughed him off in the comments section and gookmoot obviously ignored him.

Warwick...please....this place is all I have. I

Quiet, user, I want to be free.

Jesus Christ that dog must be absolutely tiny.

>dat hip dysplasia grimace

Imagine pounding that daughters tight pussy..

>His wife is taller than him
Truly a manlet among the manlet race

thx user, now i want to look up midget porn

Midge is the new sneed

Look at the post above yours - that copypasta is most likely why

You can start here:

xhamster.com/videos/verne-troyer-hilarious-celebrity-sextape-5484289

joblo.com/horror-movies/news/willow-sequel-series-with-warwick-davis-headed-to-disney

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Please put this board out of it's misery, Warwick.

What's the story on Yea Forums being obsessed with him? Do you losers have nothing better to do than pick on a harmless family man who is only trying to bring joy into the world? Shameless troglodytes, the lot of you.

Yeah get fucked you fucking faggot, the little cunt couldn't handle the bants, and then went crying to the jannies.

>Also if he was a psychic who escaped from jail, he would be a small medium at large.

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t. warwick

how many of you all are actual juggalos?

magmets,bitch

t. Warwick Davies

Trips of truth!

That's the plot of Akira

does he shop in the kids clothing section or does he get stuff tailor made?

warwick you little shit this place may be full of nazi incels but it's my only human contact and keeping me from going completely insane

I'd like to take Warwick Davis on a tour of the Bumblebee tuna plant and 'accidentally' knock him into a giant tuna mincer. He'd get shredded alive, baked in the big tuna oven, stuffed bit by little bit into cans of tuna, shipped all over the world and eaten by real human beings. They'd have to start putting '100% midge free' labels on their products after I'm done with him. Fuckin midge.

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>cans
Optimistic

>Yea Forums down for hours again
>finally be productive
>mfw hoping this shithole gets shut down
>mfw it's back up again

I'ma fuckin' mog this midges digits. Watch.

>Also if he was a psychic who escaped from jail, he would be a small medium at large.

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i would topple warwick davis over with my foot and jump over and over on his tiny fleshbag body like he’s a trampoline. until he stops screaming and all i can feel underneath me is grounded pulverized meat.

Daily reminder that ALL midge women crave the BIG, TALL COCK.

Mrs. Davis is no exception.

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i would take his daughter on a nice date and call her the next day

Hate crime reported to the police and report made to Twitter. Expect a knock on the door and a blocked account. Cheers!

Midge

Imagine worshipping his daughters' feet - you would be able to get all of both feet in your mouth easy

Literally el abominatíon

lurk mo- oh never mins. checked

Monster

sorry to disappoint you, but the reproductive system of midgets and dwarfs are regular people sized. So a midget dick will actually look damn impressive, and a midget vagina will not be smaller than a regular one.

>call her the next day
the Virgin next Day caller vs the chad same night booty caller

Just imagine pissing all over his daughter

do you think his son would make a sound like an inflated paper bag popping if you ran up and kicked him in the chest?

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Did they?

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probably.

i could imagine being really into fisting IF I was a dwarf

She put his whole leg in her dripping cunt

can you imagine?

>there are 'people' in these threads who are under 6'6 and mocking warwick as if they aren't the same as him

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Well there's no way you could shut it up.

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I might be a vanilla midget but at least I'm not a literal midget

Midge's was actually trips but whatever.

alright midge

You know when you see a new forced meme coming and you think to yourself “man, this shit is going to be really tedious.”

That’s how I feel right now.

>t. actual midge larping as turbo-lankloid

>t. midge

can't hear you from all the way down there little fella

>not realizing based warwick is actually a regular Yea Forums poster and is just having some cheeky fun with us.
also checked

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I WANT ME GOLD

Davis always uses correct punctuation and grammar. 0/10, go back to school you fucking brainlet.

Pls no lord midget we cant lose Yea Forums

...

youtube.com/watch?v=hLB1nqeFLZo

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*pops his head like a cherry*

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THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT
youtu.be/TLM9FejbyRk

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Why are their faces all so punchable? Christ almighty.

Sauce?

Who is this semen demon?

I'M A LEPRECHAUN, ME LAD

AND YOU'RE A GREEDY THIEF

FOR TRYING TO STEAL ME GOLD

I'LL BE GIVING YA SOME GRIEF

Post midgekino
youtube.com/watch?v=P_upIJYfRkc

Have sex midge

youtube.com/watch?v=NsjUpOTLrr0

I want to stomp on Warwick's head until his skull crashes like a nut under my boot

Settle down Warwick. I'm sure those GoT hacks will need someone to play a midget alien in their upcoming Star Wars abortion.

midge

i hate when that happens.

Willow was shit

god this movie's awful. the "In da hood" series is much better

>hiding a porn link behind a spoiler tag
You absolute fucking nigger you just got me thrown out of class I hope you die of cancer you fucking NIGGER scum

trips beat dubs tho

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

That's nice, but check out my latest album, 4

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>being such a massive piece of shit that you knowingly make more of you
>forget all the awful times in your life cuz you wanna have muh family
okay, this midge is epic

>Also if he was a psychic who escaped from jail, he would be a small medium at large.

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What does dubs mean

imagine inflicting this curse upon your own children, how can someone be so evil? copypasta user is 100% justified

lurk before posting, warwick.

Aya.

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What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

>only trying to bring joy into the world
only joy, plus two dead midge abominations (the lucky ones) and two midge abominations that will have to live out their wretched lives in pain, shame and hatred over their parents' unbelievably egoistic actions

I actually tried getting into midget porn because of all these threads. Didn't work out, unfortunately.

Not even Bridget?

i fucking hate huey lewis shit

'Fraid not.

Dubs and the midget police shut down Yea Forums

oompa loompa doo da dee doo
janny is a tranny and so are you

Forgot image

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ayo this nigga got dabbed on HARD

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I want to do this to Warwick.

But we're here forever!

The ironic thing is that none of us should actually care if Yea Forums gets shut down. I'm pretty sure it would only improve our lives significantly if we couldn't come back to this shithole

the smallest one looks like the boy from that little vampire movie

Warwick is our salvation. fuxking end it please based midget

He many not be the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we need. 90-day ban over literally nothing didn't even make me drop this site. It needs to not exist.

He at least saw her bits.

you will never be a dwarf working in your own smithy with your dwarven sons, banging your hot dwarf woman during the night after a hard days work hammering hot steel

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>an asian with fully developed body and decent hips
why are they so rare? is it the diet?

If repeating digits the midge will be thrown from a bridge

feels good. i hate that fucking bullshit braided beer with ale and grog queer fantasy
>DUDE SMITHING AND VIKINGS

The appeal of fucking a midge is lost if you're both equally small

You have to spend more time lurking and then just repeat the same shit over and over to seem like you fit in once you recognise the patterns. We're all just having the exact same conversations on here we've been having for years.

The great shitpost flowchart

I need more than just Aya faggot

This guy has a really unhealthy fetish...

lol im actually crying laughing right now

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That was actually fun to watch....

t. a nigger

I'd say hey to Warwick and then just awkwardly stand around because I'm just a socially awkward nightmare and live my life out vicariously through a persona I project on Yea Forums, which is pretty pathetic because it's anonymous so it's not like anyone can connect me between threads, and any sort of confessions or attempts to ask for help couldn't be acted upon even if some anonymous person even cared. It's purely self serving. But it gets me through the day.

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I'm as white bread as you can get. It's fucking queer imaginary role play. Dwarves are shit, smithing is shit, ale is shit, braided beards are shit, axes are shit, orcs are shit, dragons are shit. It's all shit.

Fuck off Warwick,

It's like cowboys. The reality was it's a minimum wage job that you did because you had no hope or future but it's romanticized as fuck

>kick
>starve
>toss
which one?

Not even Jemma?

This entire post is godly

based

Unironically yes, having only rice and fish diet tends to make you a sticc. Them japs even have a term for thicc women which I can't remember. Involves eating beef.

I just shit myself when i saw this thread
Please mr. Davis its just memes

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OK. You caught me, but I basically consider her to be human. Also, I liked her before these threads.