There, I said it. I hate John Wick. I hate how John Wick looks. I hate how he fights. I hate his movies. I hate how normies jerk off over that trash. Oh the cinematrography is so amazing! Oh the fight scenes are superb! Oh it's soooooooooo stylish! Fuck off, no it isn't. It's boring drab realism taking place at night in fucking nightclubs and dark city streets. It's not uniquely interesting to look at at all, it's basically cyberpunk without the cyber or the punk. Just some dude killing people in a fucking night club and city streets, but oh, oh, they wear suits! They wear suits, and barely say a word, and try to look badass and cool, and omg the club has red lights, and red lights, and orange lights, oh man, so stylish so stylish put that dickin my mouth joe, get it all in there, get it ALLLL IN THERE!
Fuck John Wick
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Don't get angry it's just a funny action movie. I don't usually watch action movies but this one is good to watch, just watch it without any expectations.
Fuck you.
I hate it because I hate how it looks. It looks boring as fucking shit. Realistic settings are inherently boring and a waste of the movie medium. Imagine having the technology to literally create worlds at your fingertips. To defy reality, to do the impossible and show the impossible. And imagine wasting that gift, that gift, that precious fucking gift, so you can make a movie about guys fighting in some city at night. No, not some crazy fantasy city full of cool shit like crystal powered computers and flying cars and shit like that. No, an ordinary city like the one you're in now. But its guys in suits, fighting in a nightclub, or on a bridge. or a rooftop, or a warehouse. How boring is that? You, with the power to create so much fantastical shit, and you use to to make THAT? It's disgusting. Like lucid dreaming and instead of dreaming up some insane fantasy land, you dream up yourself at a fucking seafood restaurant eating a goddamn lahbstah. Wtf?
Go to bed, George
Pioli?
Good post
Oh boy, I've something for you. But, have sex first.
Take your pills OP, not every movie needs cgi flying cars, you sound like an autistic capeshit faggot.
Have sex, incel
Aren't you the faggot throwing tantrum about video games emulating John Wick on Yea Forums earlier?
Have sex, my man.
>ummm its not enough like captain marve
kys yourself op
on a side note, your post is not good enough to become a pasta. an amateurish attempt
Have Sex, also watch Hardboiled
Contrarian faggot.
Also that motorcycle scene kinda felt lifted from Villainess, especially since both films have an assassin school scene. Still good, though.
This is your brain on capeshit
Came here to say this
I only saw that webm when they are shooting to each other in airport or whatever, but if that's how the rest of the scenes look like then it's probably stupid. Stupid funny but nothing much
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Might just be me but the set-up and execution are kinda similar.
That scene is from JW2, the cinematography in JW3 is much better and gorgeously shot.
Being a contrarian doesn't make you an interesting person and only amplifies your lack of personality.
Zoomer retard. Lift, play sports, get big, engage in coitus.
>you dream up yourself at a fucking seafood restaurant eating a goddamn lahbstah
with the right atmosphere this would be godly amounts of comfy
new copypasta?
have sex
i liked this part alot
Is that fucking mad dog? He's great.
I play John Wick exclusively in Payday 2 and the fact that the substitute voice actor is one of the worst in a large lineup of bad voice actors only makes it all the sweeter.
So fuckin kino
>ITT: OP hates fun
>1xbet
every fucking time
put me in the screencap