What would be your signature trademark if you were a film director?

fluoride stare

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Perfectly framed shots of taut male buttocks

frail asian men raping amazonian indian women

Graphic realistic violence, slow zoom ins, inventive shots, and bleak endings.

Bimbo love interests.

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that's not the fluoride stare, that's the "I have just lost all respect for your opinion and consider you a total moron" stare.

you must be familiar

Is there a lower, lamer aesthetic than that of conspiracy theorists? Literally just 'we live in a society' in the most on-the-nose way, like a man holding the puppetstrings of the PEOPLE, whoa, with pukey colors and a pyramid with an eye.

I will watch every one of your films.

Liberals

nice try soros

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Oh fucking boy I can't wait for measels and polio to make a come back because complete shitheads think they are smarter than decades of medical science.

Go away Zahler

Closeups of an extra’s really nice thighs in canvas pants

>Thom Yorke

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Cringe
Based af and completely roasted

digimon references

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Fat guys hanging by their skin from meathooks in every other shot

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is that thom yorke on the far right?

>dude, we should let the government forcibly inject citizens with whatever they want because fuck freedom over your body
Bet you're anti-abortion as well, fucking authoritarian

Qt underaged girls as lewd as I can legally make them perform.

Rack zooms on men saying "that... That's awful" during sentimental scenes

you should move to france

no thom yorke is a leftist

Bad sound mastering so the dialogue requires that you turn the TV volume up but the music and sound effects are way too loud

Yeah so much for everyone else's freedom for not getting easily preventable diseases

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Remain celibate

rebbit MAGAfags are anti-abortion and pro-Israel. I do not agree with them. Kill yourself you fascist authoritarian

you suck peepee
now post that dumbass kid with the grey face paint to completely btfo me

Big tits.

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probably some cute little kitties!

youtu.be/wIGqHxwzjGA?t=1m1s
Like that but with rack zoom

Each of my movies would have a perfect and cute shota boy.

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Would they all have tragic ends

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Would you rather a bunch of sick kids or healthy kids? Lmao

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Cringe

Its very probable I got narcolepsy from the 2009 swine flu vaccine. It was well known that the vaccine wasn't investigated properly and was rushed out. If a singular vaccine seems to be bad then you should have the right to duck that one out.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandemrix#Narcolepsy_investigations_in_the_European_Union

t: pro-vaccine

A black man present in every scene who gives daps to the protagonist whenever he does or says something cool

Lots of nice women who are very pretty but not very bright being portrayed positively.

Back to /pol/, nigger

So any modern blockbuster?

Uncomfortably long close up shots of faces

Why don’t you want them to be smart, user? Unrelated, what is your mother like?

Full penetration.

Is that supposed to be Tarantino?

i would have a tranny getting set on fire and thrown off of a roof in all my movies

Black characters and white characters being good friends but also having separate networks of friends predominantly consisting of their own respective races.

This is frequently how it is in real life with friends of different races and I almost never see it in movies.

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No, don't be ridiculous
It's Quinton Smithee

imagine believing that the rise of cured diseases coming back is due to a tiny minority of anti-vaxxers and not because of the influx of millions of unvaccinated third worlders

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Zolly shot for every dumb thing I can think of

>What would be your signature trademark if you were a film director?

Probably bad filmmaking

the only reason measles is back in canada is due to the unwashed hordes of poos and chinks flooding the cities
i'd never heard of anybody getting measles when i was growing up, only in the past 3 years have outbreaks started popping up

Robot chicks that are not just humans with chrome paintjobs, symmetrical shots and ''Woah, you're probably wondering how i got myself in this situation''

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Big bellied non pregnant women.

There would be a dance at every end of my movie, slow motion shots with Depeche mode music playing, characters with Trenchcoats, onetakes of characters walking, interactive dvd menus, valuation of teamwork, use of bright colors, cramped in femdom and other fetishes but subtle
Also overly attached and would put the following into as many movies as possible
>prisons
>snow
>prom nights
>Bowie, Depeche Mode, Alphaville and Dio music
>bars
>moustaches
>asmr

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Retard

Every character is out of shot, even extras

sounds like the intro to Do The Right Thing

>colored lighting
>an obscene amount of shots where characters get their teeth kicked in
>Russian and HAPA women galore
>girls in bullet proof vests
>revolvers and shotguns

>t. fellini

i wanna kill the makers of every movie dthat does this

Plots that aren't entirely dependent on characters not fucking communicating with each other for no goddamn reason

twinks walking around with little to no clothing

There would always be some guy on the background looking at the camera.

wheyfus

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the nigger word

I'd cramp a shit ton of Yea Forums posts into my work as little winks.
Like a black guy selling crablegs at cineplex

Long scenes shoot in a single takes through a fisheye lens with the camera at a high angle.
I call it ze fly on ze wall.

If I ever make a feature film, I want to recreate "JESUS HOW HORRIFYING"

t.russ meyer

Musical sex scenes. Characters who fuck while singing and dancing.

>tfw no arthouse scene of some guy pretending to be the joker while buying mein kampf

Every storyline would find a way to lead the protagonist into an extended silent scene where a Mediterranean woman steps on his balls.

Femdom

hiding a rubber duck into every scene

The main protagonist is mathematically immortal and always gets out of the most dangerous situations through immense luck

Female lead fattening and thickening throughout the movie for no discernible reason in film

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Headtilts and trippy visual metaphor backgrounds during dialogue-heavy scenes.

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Is that meant to be Thom Yorke on the left?

>Digimon 02
Based and Redpilled.

Beautiful twink muses

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AMWF

They’re already back because you vote to literally import third world dna dead ends.

give this man a Goodtastie award

mark duplass?

so an entire movie based on the scary movie cowboy hat gag?
I like it

I'm gonna pull a Tarantino and always have busty lead actresses. Preferably Asian ones

lol wtf

AMV type combat scenes with Djent. I'd buy a bulk liscensing deal with Periphery and some old nu-metal bands from the early 00's.

youtube.com/watch?v=bETk3KhNxvY

I wouldn’t hire anyone who slept with Weinstein. Not because I think he’s a rapist but because he has shit taste in women.

People eating hot dogs

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Heavy emphasis on female feet.

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Uno farto