Would Dinklage make a good Willy Wonka?

Would Dinklage make a good Willy Wonka?

How would that be for subversion?

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His acting is fine, he could act the part. I assume you believe that there is something interesting that could be had by dent of him being short, but there probably isn't.

Everyone but Charlie is a midget.

Umpa loompa only

He would make a good Little Dr. House

I think they could star in a movie together as brothers. Similar features and mannerisms.

Midge

>wonka is a dwarf
>umpa loompas are NBA players

I'd eat in his chocolate factory.

it would be kind of funny if all the oompa loompa's were freakishly tall

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I think he would be awesome if played Wonka like Gene Wilder. I'm already picturing the "I SAID GOOD DAY!" scene

Also yea it would be neat if the oompa loompas were over grown simpletons. Then they could get the Mountain to be one

>a bunch of man servant blacks performing musical numbers for the entertainment of the white owner

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they can also serve as bodyguards against parents that are butthurt over their kids getting punished for breaking the rules

>He would make a good Little Dr. House
more like Dr. Studio Apartment amiright?

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I'll call it in

Nah, Dinklage is cool.

It would have to be like Wilder. Dinklage is good but I don't think I've ever seen him not be cavalier in anything outside of Death at a Funeral.

Do you think his friends call him Dink? If I was his friend I'd call him Dink.

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Charles Dance as Slugworth would be neat too

he should be a supernatural assassin that eats peolples eyes

Oh, it's because Willy Wonka had short people slaves. So it's like a reversal. Unless he'd have even shorter slaves.

Man somehow even despite being a midget, he’s not a bad looking guy. I bet he’s like the Chris Hemsworth of the little people world.