Best girl asha edition
/got/
Matthew Wood
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Camden Murphy
Maario Naharis
Adam Brooks
which got toon has the biggest pee amount
Elijah King
DANY!
Grayson Wood
Cute
Jordan Davis
Leo Carter
Season 7 is almost indefensibly bad as a whole, but I stand by it purely because it is an ending for both of them.
They needed way more time together on screen. As for Cersei and the wight hunt? Scrap it. Way too much contrivance. Just have the Night King touch the fucking wall and shatter it or something, fuck all that noise entirely.
Leo Miller
she looks like cersei’s copycat handmaid
Caleb Johnson
Continuing from previous thread. Which episode we should have stop and consider the real finale?
While we are at it, rate all the finale from the show in terms of how much you enjoy it.
Michael Scott
ate me alf bruva
ate me ount
ate me fameleh
ate dragons
luv da norf
luv steenis
luv feire
luv blud sacrifise
i'z a simpl norfern man
Dylan Morales
I never expected this board tu turn on Dany. I guess this is the ryle with no exception. You guys will probably declaree season 8 was amazing when the new shit rolls in.
Colton Murphy
Claim your house /got/
For me? House Hightower
Evan Bell
>It's a 'Renly mocking Stannis for having the personality of a lobster' episode
Anthony Brooks
Are you having a stroke nigger
Andrew Johnson
Stannis
Benjamin Wood
drogon seeks out dany rhaegal (f)aegon and viserion jon, the dragons eat them and then kill each other in a great ritual over valyria, the blood of the last dragons and dragonlords is powerful enough to break the curse and allows the valyrians in the past to prevent the doom
the whole thing never happens
valyrians discover gunpowder and go to space, have fun killing xenos
the end
Jack Butler
1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Lad of my Lad, will you protect her smile?
Alexander Reyes
Land of Always Winter and leader of the white walkers because I am cold, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
Joshua Watson
This finale was fine, its just the presentation that is slightly lacking at certain points. In terms of plot, i think Daenerys going mad is the best thing that happened to the show.
Jayden Wood
>completely and utterly dismantles Danyfags
SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA
Evan Morales
Asha is a slut
Arianne is a slut
Cersei is a slut
Margaery is a slut
Dany is a slut
Lyanna was a slut
Lysa was a slut
What did GRRM mean by this? Why was Catelyn the only daughter of a great house who didn't spread her legs for anyone who winked at her?
Levi Hernandez
She's too cute for me user, I can't
Ryan Scott
What would you do if you bumped into Emilia while walking down the street?
Would you nod at her as your eyes met or try to appear like you didn't notice her walking past you? You know full well she's pleasant to fans so would you try to ask her something or just attempt to tie your shoelaces so you can avoid the situation altogether?
Be honest...
Jason Butler
house closewynd of crowded light
Levi James
House Highgarden
Nolan Kelly
Has anyone gone through and made a graphic showing which houses / lands / holds are mentioned each season? It'd probably be a good way to show just how hard the worldbuilding fell off in later seasons.
David Martinez
Eyes forward looking straight ahead like any proper Yea Forums autist here
Elijah Mitchell
Would ask her out
Carson Green
Just let /got die
Kayden Ortiz
Reminder that Sansa the Raped could be an avoided plot:
vanityfair.com
>At the time Martin wrote this script, though, substituting Sansa for Jeyne was not yet the plan. Martin has Roose Bolton tell his bastard son: “We have a much better match in mind for you. A match to help House Bolton hold the north. Arya Stark.” It should be noted, however, that in Martin’s script, Sansa isn’t free from menace either. At his own wedding-day breakfast, Joffrey still threatens to rape the older Stark sister—once he’s “gotten Margaery with child.”)
Jason Morris
>Be hand of the king
>go to the throne room to conduct the daily business of running the kingdom
>see this
What do?
Bentley Jackson
Based
My only wish is for one more book for more Stannis
Joshua Bennett
I saw the guy who plays Rob Stark once, he clearly noticed I had seen him and he looked away and tried to cover his face
Christopher Morris
my King
David Torres
Royce if I get to be a noble. Redwyne if I'm a peasant
Jason Torres
Manwoody is in the wrong place and House Crabb is missing, how the fuck am I supposed to have Lord Dick of The Whispers without House Crabb?
Noah Garcia
>fucking on the iron throne, a giant death trap
good way to get yourself killed
Jayden Jackson
Honestly probably nothing at all. It'd haunt me for a long time afterwards though.
Brayden Butler
alys karstark
wylla manderly
mina tyrell
allyria dayne
myrcella lannister
if you can cherrypick I can too
Joshua Wright
He deserves better. Even if he is to be beaten by the Boltons fucking shit, at least make it better. Have Roose devise some sort of clever plan instead of just sending Ramsay and Ser Twenty GoodMen.
Jaxon Wilson
who are these people, where did stannis go and why isn't the court in session
Mason Torres
>myrcella lannister
''''''''Baratheon'''''''' legally.
Gabriel Powell
Would legit try to ask her out after asking for signing something i would came up with
Joshua Brooks
sansa
Gavin Ward
>Your character deserves better and the pretender David Benioff and DB Weiss shall pay their debts.
>Also, you are pretty good in Solo.
Ryan Evans
he meant that Tully is best house
Michael Carter
based SalsaCHAD
Caleb Stewart
??
Wyatt Thompson
....is Ramsay's waifu
Jacob Walker
>Lysa was a slut
Cooper Butler
user said great house
Aaron Morgan
salsa of house condiment, lords of mexican cuisine
Grayson Nguyen
Discuss??
Evan Rodriguez
Sit??
Liam Bailey
I genuinely never understood why people rooted for Stannis.
Grayson Bailey
who eats sausages like that? it looks like a turd
Ethan Bell
Nobody deserves to mock Edmure but Brynden.
Jaxson Sanchez
Feel like shit lads just want to please my qween
Asher Phillips
I'd say "hey, I loved you and Charles together in 'Me Before You'"
Just so I could not seem like a GOT simp
Logan Powell
> never expected this board tu turn on Dany
How easily these newfags show their colors
Newfag, listen up. /got/ has hated Dany for a long, long time. /got/ shitposters have been dabbing on Daenerys for close to a decade.
Sebastian Mitchell
Edmure should have fucking replied.
Nathan Robinson
I kinda like his gruff and no fucks given attitude in the show. He is pragmatic but also somewhat honorable. He is obviously better developed in the books as well and actually more sympathetic.
A savage wearing the sigil of a flayed man eats that sausage.
Joseph Foster
She'd probably not understand what the hell you're talking about and just say "huhh?" and ruin your entire spiel.
Tyler Anderson
That just means you're not doing enough user
Luke Reed
>we
Christopher Hernandez
2/3 is better than most other houses can claim
Kevin Rodriguez
Google Charlie McDowell
Ryder Nguyen
WRONG
Samuel Bailey
I looked for you on the Catalog
Jonathan Diaz
He cheated on her and they broken up on feb so?
William Clark
He cute
Dominic King
I congratulate them on their enthusiasm for preventing a succession crisis in the future but ask that they not perform their "marriage duties" on the most dangerous chair in the world.
Jackson Jackson
>Newfag, listen up. /got/ has hated Dany for a long, long time. /got/ shitposters have been dabbing on Daenerys for close to a decade.
Just like alliance change ever so quickly, so does our allegiance to who is the one true waifu of /got/.
While we are at it, pick your champion. No need to roll just pick one and ONLY one.
Blake Bailey
GOT's best girl? Well, you can't argue against the author.
When the Martin's self insert chooses a girl to take his virginity and loves him, you can be 100% that said girl is canonically the best girl in said universe.
Lucas Ross
Uncle... have sex
Aaron Rivera
How is book Stannis different?
Because show Stannis is the definition of a moralist. His redeeming quality seems to be that he has some sense of justice (he'll write a letter calling you a shitter but he'll call you Lord Shitter after all, since you do own lands).
But the man is deeply flawed and not at all a "good" person.
Fuck his whole goal of owning the throne is predicated on it being his "by right". Would he still believe in the "rights" of someone with an even better claim: Danerys?
Grayson Cook
just imagine what our queen would do to the 'bankers' of bravos who supported the traitor cerci.
Gavin Wilson
Post best KWEEns
T*rgshits not allowed for obvious reasons
Leo Sullivan
a wildling inbred?
Mason Adams
>Literally the only romance that ended well
GRRM pls
Nicholas Martin
>"I'm done with promises and estimates!"
>says this
What the fuck is wrong with that fat bastard?
Lucas Scott
For me its mad Dany
Elijah Hughes
Would Joffrey have been GOAT king?
Nicholas Robinson
/pol/ pls go
Camden Cox
Edmure was a geek who couldn't even get an erection. He lost every battle he participated in.
Brynden was based but Hoster was just as bad as Walder Frey
Sebastian Diaz
Arya Stark is a literal anime character and would've been much more of a favorite on this board if she was played by an attractive actress. Too bad.
Sebastian Bennett
Daenerys doesn't have a better claim by any means. House Targaryen is deposed, and men come before women in succession in Westeros, so unless R+L=J is true or fAegon comes rolling out, Stannis has a better claim than any Targaryen claimant. And even with Jon and Griff in mind, Stannis still beats them because House Baratheon is the ruling dynasty.
William Perez
>yfw Sophie is going to be in the box office bomb xmen movie
Lmao, get fukt salsa
Jaxson Moore
she's a gem, blessed by the old gods
Mason Morgan
>Arya Stark is a literal anime character and would've been much more of a favorite on this board if the whole show is an anime
FTFY
youtube.com
Matthew Thompson
Dany is also an anime character so I guess you're right
Jose Edwards
based radmure impregnated his freyfu from only a single night
he, dare I say it, had sex
Christopher Roberts
>and would've been much more of a favorite on this board if she was played by an attractive actress.
Not true at all, people here dislike sansa but think shes hot, people here dislike dany (well except for the ones who do it ironically) even tho shes hot
We would have hated her all the same bud
Leo Evans
Drache Kaiser Dany is cool and im not even from /pol/
Noah Cook
>Daenerys doing the traditional Targaryen mating dance with Jon Snow as part of their courtship.
Benjamin Garcia
I'd watch it
Evan Martinez
>In the show, the direwolves ended up meaning literally nothing
sucks
Jacob Sullivan
Literally impossible to argue against so much evidence. She's the real /got/ queen.
Sebastian Hill
AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON AEGON
William James
sophie aged like shit too, don't get me wrong, would smash without hesitation (same with maisie tbqh), but neither turned out that well for the characters they were cast as
Jayden Torres
The Sansa rape was not planned for as late as season 4. Those hacks threw it together at the last minute for the shock value, and cut Sansa's stay at the Eryie. Look up Dragon Demands on YT if you want an hour long deep dive into this with excerpts from the DVD commentary and interviews. The guy seems kind of autistic, but so are we if we still care so much about this shit.
Austin Ramirez
He is the rightful heir.
Parker White
Lincoln Lee
So am I. ASOIAF unironically could work better as an animated series. But I don't know if they could maintain 10 seasons or more of the story.
Camden Rogers
>Margaery is a slut
allegedly
>Dany is a slut
rape victims tend to be fucked up sexually
>Lyanna was a slut
not a slut, just a romantic retard
Jaxon Howard
My masterplan is getting into works and i'm marrying Emilia Clarke 1 year from now. You can screencap this
Mason Martinez
Okay, so all Stannis supporters should therefore support Danaerys, or Jon (until he renounces the throne, of course).
Gabriel Reed
IIRC they claimed the beautiful rape arc was planned all the way back to the previous seasons. But looks like it's just bullshit. I guess Arya killing the Night King is a last minute change as well.
Adam Roberts
>even his self-insert raises his wife's son
how cucked can you get
Jordan Powell
Based
Luis Miller
Why was Theon such a cunt to Jon? Is it just because of the bastard status?
Brayden Reed
Of course they would claim that, all they've ever wanted was to "surprise" the audience. Telling a consistent, well thought out and cohesive story was very much secondary to that.
Bentley Wood
Asha, you say?
Kayden Perry
>targaryens
>rightful heirs
they were deposed, so no
Jose Torres
I disagree. Sansa is cute but a shitty character, and I think Arya is an interesting character but just ugly. I'm not fans of either
Jack Brooks
>S08E05
>Daenerys's forces surround Kingslanding
>She already begin to roast Euron's fleet
>Is about to head to the city and kill the rest
>Suddenly....
>*trumpeting sound in the tone of Rains of Castamere intensifies*
>Cersei leads her twenty good elephants armed with super scorpion ballista to take down Daenerys and kill everyone
Isaiah Wilson
wew who let this absolute savage in here goddamn?
Logan Cruz
Magnar of course.
Carter Campbell
I want user to marry Emilia!
Matthew Long
But the fact that George's final script includes a reference to a fake Arya means that they had plans to include Jeyne in the story up until the middle of Season 4.
Bentley Jenkins
Velaryon, literally Targs but better in every way
Ryan Lee
and prooh
are you..
Jeremiah Gonzalez
technically, it's her little brother so it's not the same thing. plus, there's the kid swap plot
Cooper Green
That's what I am talking about. For some reason they decide to just change the whole plot after adapting A Storm of Swords. I guess to further simplify everything. If they follow George's plan the whole show could go for 12 seasons and I am not sure if they can keep their actors and actresses for that long. HBO's 10 seasons plan seems more reasonable, but the ending will probably still be rushed a bit.
Jayden Sullivan
I feel like Sansa's plotline has her heading north to meet Jon in the books too. In her latest chapters she hears about Jon becoming lord commander and thinks about how it would be nice to see him again.
I don't know how she gets there though.
Nathan Gomez
Dayne
>white dornish
>cool sword
>valyrian dragonrider genes
Brayden Howard
Get fucked, squidnigger
Anthony Campbell
Naval Houses are the best
Dylan Adams
Maybe she will blackmail Littlefinger or kill him before going to the Norf.
>Stannis leads the battle of Winterfell
>Is about to get BTFO by Roose and Ramsay
>Jon leads the cavalry and save the day
>Salsa arrive with Knights of the Vale and swear fealty to Jon or Stannis who become DA KING IN DA NORF
Caleb Allen
>You are my prisoner now
I just know what you are going to do....
Zachary Gonzalez
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
Owen Harris
>has so many titles
enjoy your tyranny
>myrcella as lady commander of the kingsguard
based, but make her your lover and legitimize the children
Carter Torres
someone shoop the shitting scene into the subtitles
William Campbell
I feel like a lot can be assumed about the book plot from how useless a character is in the show. Sansa was practically irrelevant in The North, so in the book I'm inclined to believe whatever Preston theory about the Riverlands and shit as her next destination.
Dylan Price
AWOIAF or ACOK?
Jose Perry
>kaiser dany
>kaiser means emperor
emperor dany
it's kaiserin
Luis Barnes
>>has so many titles
I need to own everything in the Crownlands and Stormlands for my royal army to be a reality.
Austin Morgan
just set the crown authority to max, then the kingdoms will automatically give their levies to you in war instead of going independent
Lincoln Ward
just build castles and don't give them out, max the barracks and there you go
also this
Alexander Cook
We back
Lincoln Green
L-lads?
Angel Cook
Theon!
Andrew Morris
we're alive lads!
maario naharis
Jeremiah Adams
WHERE'S THE GUY WITH THE NED AND ASHARA STORY BEFORE I DAMN PISS MYSELF
Ryan Anderson
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE EMILIA
Jace Gray
Explain the theology of GoT to me. Based on the magic powers of his followers it would seem that the Lord of Light is the only true god...but then that gypsie priestess did that spell on Drogo, and she worshipped someone else? The Seven seem like false idols clearly invented for political purposes, given that their most ardent followers are invariably hypocrites who end up meeting horrible fates
Tyler Morgan
Why are there no memorable lines in the later seasons of game of thrones?
Tyler Flores
GODS I WAS BORED FROM SHITPOSTING ON OTHER BOARDS
WHAT A STUPID SITE
Noah Watson
ARRYN ARRYN ARRYN
Jeremiah Ross
THE QUEEN IN THE NORF!!!!
THE QUEEN IN THE NORF!!!!
THE QUEEN IN THE NORF!!!!
Charles Morales
projecting his insecurities and frustration
Matthew Price
The only Andals alpha enough to actually conquer something and not give their daughters to first men
Angel Brooks
Kevin Taylor
Reminder that Theon gets his cock back in the next episode
Jack Gray
>playing as Stannis, win the throne, kill wife
>impregnate Myrcella, Cersei, Margaery while they're in my dungeons
>seduce Melisandre, impregnate her
>seduce Sansa, impregnate her too
>Arya reappears, marry her instantly, impregnate her within the year
>Daenerys somehow ends up in my court with no dragons for some reason, imprison her and impregnate her too
A burning stag indeed
Jayden Wood
FIX THE DAMN BOARD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Julian Smith
Are you gonna legitimize all your bastards when you die?
Brayden Allen
i want fat walda to be my cute chunky slampig
James Nguyen
>implying they're not all already legitimized
Arya hates me now
Aaron Hall
Mormont for max comfy
Aiden Moore
Blood magic seems to be a thing that is practised in most religions and seems to be the driving force behind magic and miracles.
Logan Martinez
Mallister. Send all Ironshits to their god.
This is good too.
Bentley Moore
arya rape
Aiden Moore
Dany's soul will rise again infused with a dragon's.
Dominic Baker
is it actually confirmed the daynes have targ blood?
Isaiah Gonzalez
Based and valyrianpilled
Samuel Wood
why are we still posting
are our lives so empty
Lincoln Nelson
>are our lives so empty
Why do you think I came all this way?
Ryder Peterson
will I ever find a gf who looks at me like Nikolaj looks at Gwendoline?
Isaiah Sullivan
He's by the book, so you always know where he stands. He's the least likely of anyone to go mad with power.
Colton Diaz
>If I stay on schedule, I ought to finsish A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE by the end of 1998, but don't hold your breath.
web.archive.org
Elijah Gomez
yes
Josiah Thomas
>are our lives so empty
mine is
Kayden Wood
Because I want that user to finish the Ashara and Ned story
Oliver Smith
Name a more perfect Duo, ill wait
(You cant)
Gavin Hill
Cutest psycho!
Nathaniel Powell
gods he's so cute
Christopher Hughes
*AHEM* my lords and ladies, I have something to announce
Christopher Jackson
>You're lucky I'm not your King. I wouldn't let you wave your blunders around like a victory flag.
>Now fooking sit down already!
Xavier Peterson
Caleb Moore
NED IS DEAD, EDD IS DEAD, THREAD IS DEAD
Logan Gomez
Dylan Martinez
Nobody said he wasn't flawed, even Stannis himself is aware of it, which is exactly why he keeps Davos around. He has a very clear-cut sense of right and wrong and adheres to the law but in the same breadth he worships a foreign god and uses blood magic. He's a stubborn idealist coming to terms with the fact that he won't win by playing fair. He starts out entitled but it's Davos that shows him the error of his ways.
>Lord Seaworth is a man of humble birth, but he reminded me of my duty, when all I could think of was my rights. I had the cart before the horse, Davos said. I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne.
It's also worth noting Stannis was the only guy who gave enough of a shit to help out the Night's Watch with the wildlings.
Noah Sullivan
Jeremiah Thompson
>Bringing up Euron
Fine then
Ethan Ross
We could have had this, lads.
Charles Miller
any excuse to post pilou
Hunter Flores
Reminder that they chaged her name in the show to Yara so retards didn't mistake her with Osha.
Parker Butler
Which is funny because Yara sounds exactly like Arya
Henry Baker
For what it's worth the first three or four seasons are decently adapted. Maybe a couple of decades from now we'll get another one (assuming we are still around lol)
Anthony Cooper
Did they ever explain the logic behind changing the name of the character with 10x more screentime instead of the random wildling who appears in like 4 episodes?
Joseph Bailey
Baratheon.
Joseph Mitchell
Is there a worse finale?
And what Emilia Clarke role she wants everyone to forget?
Caleb Gray
From A Game of Thrones #Issue 3
Jacob Bailey
Carl Drago is about to fuck Kelly C
Ayden Jackson
>No?
>Yes!
What did Kelly C mean by this?
Isaiah Gomez
It wasn't rape. Based GRRM.
Dominic Ward
the mad lad is back
Lucas Ortiz
I want to breed her a dozen kids
Parker Anderson
who's that kid?
Mason Perez
Based /ecg/ ambassadors
Jace Perry
Hey boyfriend's girlfriend's son.
Asher Ramirez
Does Widow's Wail belong to Gendry?
Nathan Green
I thought it's last being held by Jaime. Not sure if Tyrion recovers the sword or Jaime left it for Brienne as well.
Angel Young
what the fuck was his problem?
Jason Wright
>stag hilt
Belongs to a Baratheon my guy. Literally made for them, by Tywin. Oathkeeper's for Lannisters.
Connor Rivera
Thomas Richardson
Maybe the lasting legacy of this show will be that the last 3 seasons were so ever increasingly shit that it inspired so many fans to become amateur writers (for better or worse)
Joshua Sullivan
>the real father was the Ned Stark we made along the way
Aiden Price
I’d assume bc osha comes in season 1, and season 1 is a pretty faithful adaptation from the book
Xavier Jenkins
danebros are kino
Bentley Ross
>it inspired so many fans to become amateur writers (for better or worse)
>Ended up making worse shits than D&D
Zachary Stewart
Are Kit and Leslie separating bros???
Luis Williams
FROM ICE. He made it by stealing Ice, both blades are Stark property made from their Valyrian steel heirloom
Daniel Myers
the show was fine all the way through
I enjoyed the stupidity of the show. I LOVED listening to readers talk about its failings.
Matthew Turner
I don’t think so. He’s in rehab for his drugs but I thought she was standing by her man
Camden Hughes
>Stannis the Unworthy starting a Barafyre Rebellion
Can this be the worst timeline
Christopher Reed
It's funny how this guy end up being more or less the final villain. Not Cersei, not The Night King, but fucking Greyworm lmao
Nathaniel Sullivan
>YOU DON'T GET TO SPEAK
>NOT QUICKLY, DECIDE THE FATE OF THE CONTINENT
Hudson Scott
I forgot all about this character and that never happens
Holy shit this thread is still alive, I’m getting sad now
Jackson Lopez
>knott
what was intended by this name?
Josiah Myers
>this thread is still alive
most boards were down for a few hours tbf
Caleb Reyes
Was Ned’s seed weak?
>only Jon and Arya look like him
Alexander Hall
Henry Smith
>kills lf
>/ss/ sweetrobin to win support of the vale
>vale marches west to retake control of the riverlands
>crown is distracted by faegon, now facing a war on two fronts without the support of the dornish
>cersei dies
>aegon ascends
>dany probably shows up at this point to duke it out with yung griff while salsa and co march north to fight the others
this was my assumption for how it would go down
Chase Ramirez
More like the trout taint is nearly impossible to eradicate. Fuck trouts
Charles Allen
>And what Emilia Clarke role she wants everyone to forget
Triassic assault
Dylan James
>hey Theon, just stand behind me if you want to see something cool
Austin Rogers
His religious fundamentalism appeals to Murcan godtards.
Brandon Thompson
>This could be the real season 8
>We get complete shit show instead
Disappointing, I'll take a cheesy feels good one over a complete non-sense we got.
Cameron Cruz
ned was a small guy
Joseph Cooper
Turns out bran was actually mad at the whole winterfell thing kek
Wyatt Morales
Would ask for a photo so I'll have something to brag with at work
Jack Hughes
D&D removed this kino
Jacob Hughes
Oh ok
Daniel Garcia
Chase Russell
God the characters in this look like shit
Nathaniel Hernandez
>Uhhh Theon it's cool my dude, just walk back a bit and wait a few seconds, no need to throw away your life for nothing.
Andrew Morales
What's exactly the point of having Euron Greyjoy if they don't adapt him properly?
Thomas Wright
This scene should have been for Jaime.
Imagine him sacrificing himself fighting & killing the Night King, or at least hold The NK long enough for Jon to catch up and kill him.
I like Theon, but no point in killing him there. He should have live or if he die, have him fight against Euron at least.
Landon Nguyen
He's cute
Owen Garcia
Reminder
Jaxon Miller
Why not name him Victarion?
Adam Nelson
He reminds me of Rhaenyra and Rhaenyra is cute and a ruler denied her throne by right just like Stannis
Jacob Gutierrez
I know it's as cheesy as but I legit would love to see this happen.
>Bran: Another king for the kingslayer
So many potentials, so many alternatives, they go with the worse route possible as if to spite us.
Colton Adams
Clearly we need a series of Gwendoline and Nikolaj fucking about
Because they get along so well
Jason Cruz
Just make a comedy spin-off about daily lives of the Royal Court/Small Council.
Have Jaime as lord commander as the kingsguard trying to keep the now shitty order intact while training Brienne, a promising new knight and potential recruit to the order. Have Joffrey back again as the king they are trying to protect.
Henry Brown
for Pilou to grace us with his handsomeness
Liam Kelly
Serious question:
Why did the writers ignore a lot of the established plot points from the previous seasons (hell even the previous episodes):
>The bells being sign of surrender despite the fact it is not in season 2
>Jaime claiming that he strangles his own cousin to death when he actually beat him to death in S2.
>Kingslanding being completely different
>Jaime suddenly doesn't give a shit about innocent peoples despite the fact that he kills the mad king because of that and he risk his life fighting the army of the dead.
>Euron challenging Jaime for a duel to the death despite the fact that he himself claim he is going to run away if Cersei is BTFO
>Yara forgetting her true reason of joining Dany
>The Reach somehow not having any other houses aside from House Tyrell and Tarly.
>Bronn not experienced with finance and yet ended up being master of coin
>The Red Keep having a secret access and Arya being a faceless assassin completely useless.
>Everything about the Prince That was Promised prophecy
>Jaime not covering his golden hand despite he remember doing it in season 7 finale
>KL is still mid-summer despite the fact that it starts snowing in season 7 finale
Jose Ramirez
>Kingslanding being completely different
nah bro Qyburn just invented some really advanced landscaping technology
Gabriel James
JUS TUR YOU BRAI OF
Jayden Reed
The writers hated Stannis
Jayden Bennett
>The bells being sign of surrender despite the fact it is not in season 2
Davos kinda forgot they mean the universal signal of surrender apparently.
>Jaime claiming that he strangles his own cousin to death when he actually beat him to death in S2.
Jaime kinda forgot the details of that.
>Kingslanding being completely different
King's Landing teleports into an alternate universe every season or so.
>Jaime suddenly doesn't give a shit about innocent peoples despite the fact that he kills the mad king because of that and he risk his life fighting the army of the dead.
Jaime kinda forgot he did that a few seconds ago.
>Euron challenging Jaime for a duel to the death despite the fact that he himself claim he is going to run away if Cersei is BTFO
This battle existed for the actors to be given something to do.
>Yara forgetting her true reason of joining Dany
Yara kinda forgot she wanted an independent Iron Islands.
>The Reach somehow not having any other houses aside from House Tyrell and Tarly.
The Reach, despite being the most populous region and in fact their food supplies were cut off in season 7, so pretty much everyone in King's Landing should be dead right now from starvation.
>Bronn not experienced with finance and yet ended up being master of coin
Bronn will simply declare all currency worthless.
>The Red Keep having a secret access and Arya being a faceless assassin completely useless.
Tyrion kinda forgot about telling anyone about using this to kill his sister.
>Everything about the Prince That was Promised prophecy
D&D kinda forgot about prophecies.
>Jaime not covering his golden hand despite he remember doing it in season 7 finale
LE STUPIDEST LANNISTER AM I RITE?
>KL is still mid-summer despite the fact that it starts snowing in season 7 finale
Remember when Stannis couldn't even march to Winterfell in late fall?
Charles Lewis
>The writers hated Stannis
I wish for one day for a series where the writers would not put their personal biases in ASOIAF and just tell the story as it is.
William Taylor
>King's Landing teleports into an alternate universe every season or so.
This season is particularly jarring since the front gate is a fucking desert and the city doesn't even resemble what it was in season 1-6.
>This battle existed for the actors to be given something to do.
Just have Euron die by the dragonfire
>The Reach, despite being the most populous region and in fact their food supplies were cut off in season 7, so pretty much everyone in King's Landing should be dead right now from starvation.
I guess Jaime, Bronn and Lord Tarly commit all out genocide on season 7
>Bronn will simply declare all currency worthless.
B-based...
>Remember when Stannis couldn't even march to Winterfell in late fall?
Lmao he has to burn his own child for nothing. But seriously I was waiting so much for snowy Kingslanding. At least made it clear that winter is no joke for Westeros.
William Watson
Mommy
Jonathan Nelson
>direct descendants of Valyrians
>literally called House Velaryon
bravo gurm
Wyatt Jones
Save this one
Ian Wright
Dayne?
Christopher Williams
>religious fundamentalism
But he’s an atheist
Oliver Thomas
House Glover
Jeremiah Lee
animated series when
Andrew Sullivan
Based
Jackson Mitchell
Also why is everyone so stupid since season 5 lol:
>Why did Littlefinger give Shansa to Roose and Ramsay?
>Why did Barristan forget to wear an armor when the city is surrounded by vicious assassins?
>Why did the Night's Watch man betray Jon Snow even though he is completely in the right?
>Why did Salsa doesn't just tell Jon about the Knight of the Vale?
>Why did Littlefinger even bother to sent the Knight of the Vale if he doesn't care about Sanza?
>Why did Yara & Theon manages to steal most of the Greyjoy ships so easily?
>Why didn't Euron just chase them?
>Why did Roose/Maester Wolkan tell Ramsay about his new son?
>Why did the Boltons still bother to risk their life fighting for Ramsay?
>Why did the plebs never try to rebel and overthrow Cersei?
>Why did the other kingdoms still loyal for Cersei?
>Why did the Lannisters still risk their life for Cersei?
>Why didn't they just fly to KL and force Cersei to surrender using a show of power?
>WHY DID THEY GO FOR THE FUCKING WIGHT HUNT???????
>WHY DIDN'T THE WHITE WALKER GENERALS NOTICE ARYA/TRY TO STOP ARYA?????????
>WHY DID THE NIGHT KING RISK HIS LIFE TO KILL BRAN THE PERVERT?
>Why did the Dany forget about the iron fleet?
>Why Euron is a master sniper in one episode and a complete loser the next episode?
>WHY DAENERYS GO FULL GENOCIDAL ALL OF THE SUDDEN????
>WHY DID JON TELL EVERYONE THAT HE KILL DAENERYS???
>WHY DID THEY EVEN BOTHER TO FOLLOW GREYWORM'S TERMS????
>Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Blake Kelly
How is this even a question?
Nathan Perry
Oh yeah also:
>Why did Stannis risk his daughter and wife for a dangerous journey when they have Jon Snow and could leave a couple of good men to protect them?
>Why did the NORF still follow the Bolton and doesn't give a fuck about the Starks?
>Why did the sand snakes is so murderous towards Myrcella when they have been living just fine with her for at least two or three years?
>Why did Dorne just follow the sneks after they kill Doran?
>Why did Bronn still want to be Jaime's henchmen after Jaime delivers nothing in return?
>Why did everyone just believe everything Bran said?
>Why didn't the Night King just flew to KL and kill everyone there first?
>Why did they vote for Bran?
Blake Wilson
David Russell
Look at how they massacred my boy.
Brody Stewart
Bentley Sanders
Is this a female or female (male)?
Parker Jenkins
>Words
Our Doors are Black
Joseph Sullivan
based
David Bennett
hey
Tyler Johnson
>that hairline
OH NO NO NO NO
Luis Nguyen
Cameron Morris
>implying Young Griff isn't just Illyrio's kid with a whore from Lys
William Nguyen
Jack Sanders
>Be Jon Snow chilling in some hovel beyond the wall
>Get a knock on your door
>See this
>Hey Jon guess what Kinvara revived me!
What do?
Jacob Kelly
kill her again of course
Thomas Martinez
Jonathan Taylor
Carter Scott
At least we got some quality pop entertainment.
Charles Clark
both daenerys and /pol/ did nothing wrong
Eli Diaz
Serious question- if Mance Rayder thought Stannis would be a better king than Bobby or any Targaryen fucking shit in the last hundred years what do you think he would make of King Bran?
Daniel Diaz
I can’t make any of that shit out
Jonathan Butler
>breaks down the gate
>battle is officially over in seconds with next to no civilian casualties
>the war is won
>proceeds to burns thousands for no reason
>"Ummm sweetie she was actually just winning a war with brute force, if it was a MAN everyone would be praising him"
lol, women
Caleb Lewis
thank you for digging through the entire episode to find its 18 visible frames
Anthony Johnson
Hudson Brown
Jace Wilson
my old copy of affc says a year, two tops for dance
Julian Hill
Mine was some Tarly boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb highborn lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate, probably shattered every rib he had. I stood over him, hammer in the air, right before I brought it down, he shouted: wait! wait! They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy...Now the Tarlys bend the knee, like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he would be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl
Owen Stewart
How the fuck was he planning to write six books in 2-3 years?
Kayden Cruz
It was originally 3 books I think
Jayden Williams
WINE
Matthew Stewart
right before i brought the dagger down he shouted
>WAIT! WAIT!
they don't write that part in the scripts, about how they all shit themselves. he could've lingered on the edge of the battle with all the other smart white walkers. and today, his ice queen would be making him miserable, his wights would be ingrates, and he'd be waking up three times in the middle of winter to steal a baby
Jaxson Wood
Cameron Reed
>watching season 4
>"The White Walker was going to kill Gilly and take her baby"
So much potential wasted for villains with as much depth as zombies
Jose Young
Benjamin Clark
Alexander Lewis
Literally any house in the Reach is comfy. Assuming Hightower and Tyrell are taken I'd go for either Tarly (for the sword), Rowan (size&power) or Florent for the comfy sigil and lands, assuming I don't get the trademark ears
Joshua Davis
Fossoway or Redwyne
Ryan Foster
>It's been a long time.
>A lot has happened since we last met.
>Yes... and here we are.
Guess which reunion this is
Caleb Thomas
Benjamin Morales
>we used to fight against the starks
>but now we fight with them xD
Joseph Green
My queen.
Alexander Flores
>Let me tell you a secret, Ned. More than once, I have dreamed of giving up the crown. Take ship for the Free Cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that's what I was made for. The sellsword king, how the singers would love me. You know what stops me? The thought of Joffrey on the throne, with Cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear. My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?
More of S1 should have been dedicated to the bob tbqh
Cameron Johnson
>same dragon that broke down the enormous ice wall can't break down a small pile of rubble
bravo dabid, bravo
Matthew Miller
I wish they had showed Viserion more
Jaxon Jenkins
have sex
Benjamin Walker
Kayden Garcia
too pure for this world
Dylan Thomas
NEW
Levi Watson
Ethan Kelly
unbelievably based and wahoopilled
Bentley Rogers
>Guess which reunion this is
All of them
Jayden Nelson