what are the sexiest scenes?
What are the sexiest scenes?
Is that the burly chick from Mrs maisel?
Anyone got a higher res version of this?
how do I get tiny fairy gf
what was she measuring ?
Yeah, also its lois Griffin from family guy
Holy freakin crap
Her Childbirthing Index
God I wish that was me
i dont get it
Was anyone else really attracted to the boss from workaholics
The ones where nubile young spacefarers succumb to the deepest fears from their id.
Literally me
living the fucking dream.
...yes.
what is this?
I want to dick her calm as well as gillian
Nice tits, what's that from?
Sauce
Galaxy of Terror
not the worst female comedian, i'll admit
The guy that plays her son looks like Theon Greyjoy.
Is that Ana Foxx?
Best thing about this is that Rooney decided to forgo the standard orifice cover, so dis nigga actually got his face right up in there.
The hottest scene I remember seeing is a very weird one I saw in some shady website years ago.
It was with a guy that seemed to be suffering from shell shock or something, and some curvy white haired MILF/GMILF (not sure if the guy's mother) undressed him and comforted him, all this while humming "When Johnny comes marching home". He was out of it for most of it I think, not sure if he even tried to resist. Pretty bizarre but I liked it.
Sadly, I don't know the name of the movie or anything and this isn't even the first time I ask here if anyone knows the movie
ok what is this?
>song sung to shell-shocked soldier
>when Johnny comes marching home
>not Johnny I hardly knew ye
based
Thats how you get pinkeye
Margaery and Renly sure got ugly.
>Johnny I hardly knew ye
It's the same tune and I think it was hummed so it doesn't matter
>condom
what a looser cant even rape properly
she looks like she has super-aids
perfect hips
Is she kicking the dildo further in?
GOD I SERIOUSLY WISH THAT WERE ME
I stuck an 11 inches up my boipussy before so that's nothing really
Ah, but in your subconscious you did not tie the wounded soldier to the song lyrics about a wounded soldier, you tied it to the song lyrics of a soldier returning home and being greeted as a triumphant hero by his town. That you would do this even when shown a man utterly destroyed by war shows that you've got an infantile and thoroughly brainwashed view of the so-called "glory" of soldiers and war. How do you think you've arrived at this belief?
goddammit alex borstein is my fucken jam
>How do you think you've arrived at this belief?
I had no idea of where the tune was from, and could only associate it to the Fernando Torres chant from when he played at Liverpool. So I googled that and got the name of the song from a Wikipedia page about football chants.
en.wikipedia.org
cringe
Once were warriors
Well I'm glad we could work some things out in this session, but I'm afraid I have another appointment in just a moment. That'll be 500 dollars, you can handle the payment with my secretary.
Yes.
What show is that??
Haven't seen it but I doubt it's that one
alcoholics
kill bandits with a giant sword
salsa?
me on the right
i would destroy that ass
why the fuck is she moving her mouth like that its so distracting
RIP black giantess
Post the one where Don tucks Sally up in bed.
It's an ugly fat bitch wanking his circumcised dick without lube.
Why the fact is he acting like he's getting his prostate milked the fuck is this shit.
not everyone is an expert on masturbation like you
Hollywood needs to be burned to the fucking ground.
GOD I WISH THIS WAS ME
I had a girl manhandle my dick
She did it like a champ and made me have audible moan
Now imagine the same thing but with a woman (complete stranger), the wife of one of your co worker, in public
Shit would be hella exciting
Unfortunatly she was too rough on the balls and made me cringe when she touched them.
You can never have the best, either she is too soft with the dick but right with the ballz or the other one
You're all plebs
youtube.com
>Kathey Bates
>About Schmidt
I wanted to blow her ass up into oblivion..seriously.
wtf are these real movies?
Unironically the scene from Persona
POST MORE MOMMYKINO DAMNIT
>tfw no sister
this is not a normal sibling interaction
relatable
What the fuck, Weiner?
More /ss/
I think it's because she want to be kissed
She is already repeating the motion
Just like a girl will dry hump you when she wants to fuck
That's a very wide gentleman
For thee
Movie called Butter. Only worth it for a handful of Olivia scenes
>That story about how the guy didn't want to do the scene and Rooney had to bully him into it until he started crying
>She's embarrassed of her big ass
GTFO with your boomer shit grandpa
>man gets bullied into doing a sexual scene against his will
how is that not rape?
A cute girl is doing it.
I´m going to need a sauce on this
sauce
>Rooney Mara
>cute
nah
looks like Claudette Colbert in Cleopatra
name?
Cringiest post ITT. What were you hoping to accomplish?
he replied to everyone's posts. it's a reward in and of itself
>pedoposters
what the FUCK
what? george lazenby had girls splooshin' back then
It was a different time
>why doesn't this girl have a penis
Absolutely fucking based
Eva being a real actor. They tend to move their lips like that when they're getting impatient waiting for their kiss
Who is she? She is gorgeous
r tomt
was just thinking she had to dilate soon
NAME PLS
imagine...
why is /ss/ so kino?
It plays with the fantasies we had when we were kids.
What movie?
Kill yourself, you literal child
Is that Miss Swan?
Found the slav
hot sexy ms swann
Taboo 1 Starring Kay Parker
handjobs can feel good when you haven't had sex in a while
that's saying next to nothing
whatisthis
she comes off as a woman who WOULD give you a handy in the middle of a store.
oh I didn't even remember that anymore
fuck you my man
handjobs feel good all the time. i give myself two a day
girls usually tug too hard or have too firm a grip though
The philistines will come down from the mountain and destroy everything they dont understand
Mine too
I want to make little half Jewish kid’s with her
yes
tangerine
Yeah, first one is about a woman that clones her dead husband, second about a 35 year old murderer with a disease that makes them look young.
>murica
Always had a thing for her. She seems like she'd be fun in bed.
my ex was like this with me
ama
did you let the boy do whatever he wants to you?
Based Cruise kinosseur
>Jewish person telegraphs pedophilia in their TV show.
I'm shocked.
very funny i was the boy
thanks user
Henry Cavill is so good looking
based
this triggers the anti-cunny posters!
He's of the Selleck era of mandom. He should always have a stache. It works for him.
ages?
>Spics
>Incest
Pick two
>He should always have a stache
Amen sister.
wtf is this??
You whore, i made that juice for your talking hole not to wet the bushes.
kino movie
You're welcome
>this is my natural body shape
>If i work out I would look like I am on roids
>If I don't I look like a toaster with human limbs attached.
Fuck my life, I just want to be a 5,11 twink that can eat what he wants.
>actually really into it
>have to act all conflicted about it so the hot girl doesnt think you're a creep
I bet he's fapped to that memory at least 500 times by now
Sauce please?
why the fuck is her crotch a jungle? that's never been attractive to anybody in history. body hair is masculine.
Shut up fag
70s my little zoomer
you're the one masturbating over something that's probably a dude you queer
body hair was accepted just 40 years ago, let alone 2000 years ago
body fads and what is attractive/exy is mostly cultural and time dependant, back in Roman times outright fat woman were considered attractive
>If i work out I would look like I am on roids
theres no way bro
this was the scene that finally convinced me Workaholics was never going to be a good series
what made you think it was ever a possibility it could be a good series?
this was probably nc-17 in its era
>t. master of mrs. swann
>Not the HD version
Gay.
Big K*** Nose
No, he thought the irony was thicker than it was. You are the one suffering from an infantile subconscious.
Still intensely hot, even today.
I was thinking that too.
I actually was somewhat jacked when I was 16 because I trained hard for a year and I had a back like Brock lesnar, but growing 20 centimeters and not doing anything almost 8 years later I look weird when I am nude.
Are you guys serious? Isn't it because she's chewing gum?
It's like a Mexican remake of the video for "Smack My Bitch Up".
Don't you mean a beard?
that painting isn't from roman times, retard
They're memeing, it's the gum.
name?
back when I was a teenager I remember catching up some kind of french series of softcore erotic shorts they aired late night on public tv in my third world country
I remember this short about one dude traveling in a compartment train and some bimbo jerking him under a towel or some sort of fabric cover
came like the force of a thousand suns for some reason, and never got the name of the series ever again, it will be lost in time like cum in my underpants at this point
she went mideaval on his ass
kek
Never saw a movie scene I wanted to reenact with a hooker until now.
her name is Lola Naymark
vimeo.com
t. leftist redditor
he based
>cant even bring yourself to say it
gtf off my board r*ddit
kike, yid, hook nose jew bastard, shekelhoover, bankster
hottest.
How is he a leftist redditor?
Spic here. Its insane how much this type of shit happens in Latino families(coming from friends experiences and mine)where they half play/half sexually fondle each other. One time my cousin slipped her foot in my pajamas and was tickling my balls when i was like 7 which is probably the fucking reason im a footfag. She also ended up playing Husband And Wife naked with her brother a few months after that and got caught. Really weird stuff.
why does the 1970's look so awkward and the clothing looks itchy?
based and redpilled
sauce?
Does it have a dick?
IMAGINE
no
Then what's that under the cloth?
Thats life.
Had ünd fikken buddy from dër high school who used to tell us that “would it not be so ünd fikken cool is the Tinker Bell were to be shoved up your peenhoos, and then the Tinker Bell were to be struggle in your peenhoos while you stroke up ünd down? Then as you stroke up ünd down, the Tinker Bells body begin to crush and her scream for maybe ünd 1 second before she make loud *CRUNCHING* noises with her bones ja? Then her little bones begins to distineegrate and you are happy and laugh”
It was really funny hahahahah
She's wearing a diaper, user.
I laughed.
I would actually take a shit if I were in her position.
What's the context here?
I've heard enough Hans, you've gone too far this time.
I wish teenagers would fuck off from this site.
baffles my mind when spics deny being a dirty race.
shes ugly as fuck and he can't get hard fucking her
What's it like being 12?
Why's this movie still not on Netflix or Amazon Prime?
...ünd ja I supposed, but I also remember ünd fikken buddy in military who say “it would be funny if the enemy is a females, so we could take them as defeateds and dress them up as little princesses and ünd slowly replace the parts of their body’s with porcelain. They are kept in ünd room and are slowly taken one by one and given surgeries and are drugged so that thei minds are ünd bliss and they become perfect forever”
I say, no that not funny. He say, haha just a joke. I say ünd ja!
Wait, is that piss?
Yeah.
Enough! This ends now.
Lola Naymark
I havent had a bad time watching any of the neo-MI movies. They directed by Tom Cruise or something?
Nein, so then I say to American professor in future, “prossefor, can you be more specific with the assignment? Then she say, yes you use your imagination to make ünd desire to become real. I say “this is weird assignment but America is #1” then I write
I am ünd giant monster who is rampaging in city of Europe, then America. While I rampage, I destroy buildings and eat females of fertile. They are tasty and I molester them with my big giant hangs, mouth and tougues on tv while CNN say that this is due to racist Donald trump, I am sperm all over the road and all the cars and people are covered. I am ignore the attacks by military because I am über monster, so I go to beach and eat more females who wear bikini and lick before
Then when I go to ocean I wake up and write. Professor read my paper and say wow before give me B-, was ünd fikken good day! I work and do engineer now
"Wait, so you want me to bury my face in your ass? Gee, I don't know....well, ok, if I have to."
that's actually quite good
>hella
Queer.
You just know she gives great head and takes it up the ass like a champ
Husband that is secretly homosexual but forced to marry due to religion. He masturbates thinking of men but cums inside the woman to make her pregnant and proof to his parents that he isn't homosexual.
Webm or gtfo
that goblin walk lol
Is she in on it?
I don't want to get banned
This gave 8 year old me a boner. Confusing.
>If i work out I would look like I am on roids
Lol you wish faggot
Begin the webm with a worksafe shot.
But wrong
Why the fuck were you watching that movie so young?
>HELLA
>the mustache that killed superman
>sucking on a tit is erotic
just lol
I actually prefer hand jobs over everything. Feels more intimate somehow.
Fucking Goldstein at it again
It is when you're on three week nofap
FUCK this thread man
kek based
The African pheromones produce by the negress in that video is a trait that use to be common to pre-historic man when humans were more animal-like. Original hominids would release a potent sex aroma from the their buttocks region to let the males of the tribe know their fertile and ready for breeding. The scent would instantly excitement the men and devolve them into a state of uncontrollable passion and lust.
Obliviously, whites have evolved and have developed more sophisticated and intelligent ways of pair bonding so the need of primal pheromones eventually got selected out of the populace, in favor of traditional family values.
However, Africans are still very primitive and animal like so certain traits from per-historic man still survive among that populace. As you can already tell by the clip, some African sows still retain the ability to produce sex pheromones. If a white man unexpectedly catches a whiff this odor, he can be instantly driven into a primal state.
Many scholars of today think this may explain why the antebellum south held on to slavery despite that it was loosing its economical viability long before the civil war.
In truth, the desire to mate with African sows was so strong that slave owners and whites that worked on plantations as slave owners and such didn't want to give up their African bedwenches that they produce many children with. Last study I saw estimates that bulk of white ancestry in African Americans come from male lines pre 1900s. Yes, there was a whole lot of breeding going on.
>no dobbysuppliescloset.webm
fuck this website
Absolutely and unironically based
>whites
>pair bonding
Hook up culture begs otherwise
Did you cum?
Yeah. I already reset.
The taboo webms especially, that shit was probably what got me into porn in the first place.
>child gets turned on by a mans face on the TV
yeah this doesn't happen. disgusting pedo wood strikes again.
damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me.
You can never be too careful when you're on a no fap.
Thanks for the new fetish I guess
This looks worse than it should because of Yea Forums's 3MB limit. Don't blame me bros.
You wont ever get to stop fapping. Youre all stupid trying to think you have a problem with masturbating, just stop watching porn. The true addiction you have is with the bizarre fetish media you like to consume, its not just porn, youre here on Yea Forums because you desire to fall onto some weird sheit. It would be like a coke addict decide to stop doing dope but continue calling his dealer, but "just for hanging aroung". Like what the fike, youre on nofap and you came here on Yea Forums in a sexy scene thread. Youre not kidding anyone
fat, ugly, stinkin, jobless, homeless retarded people have more sexual experience than me
you only used 599 kb though
>/pol/ orders a hooker.jpg
>written and directed by a train conductor
How do I adjust that? I'm using WebM for Retards.
>half the videos already deleted
America was a mistake
weird that no one posted >that one Picket Fences /ss/ wet dream scene
I've done others with high quality if that's what you're referring to, so I'm doing this one again that way now.
set the bitrate to 99999 and enable the high quality mode box
Thanks! Doing that now.
It's set in Britain
H O T
O
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Resulted in a 3-second clip of the first shot, the rest was clipped.
ENVISION
that can happen if the bit rate is too high and the clip is too long
sometimes you need to lower the bit rate or lower the resolution or consider splitting parts into multiple webms
Its kind of funny in a terrible way when you think about it
who tf is this semen demon
Imagine being Arnold in that scene
This is the worst thread i've ever seen
You should all be fucking ashamed
Yes I know, I thought you were giving me a way of getting a high quality version of what I'd already posted. Thanks anyway.
DICK IN THE DOB
From a moral standpoint or a sexual taste standpoint?
If a chick decides to get fucked by a homeless guy instead of you, that’s more on them being trash than you being any worse, for whatever that counts for
explain why
what a plot twist
that's why i've been giving them to myself my whole life
topkek
Sauce?
i was thinking he would have gotten punched in the end. would have been perfect. or perhaps the man would have shook his hand. even more perfect
fun fact the fat dude actually fucked her because she wanted to act a better emotion
he was pulling your leg
there's some math equation to it to give you the maximum bitrate you can use to still make it under 3.0mb
Gnome Chompski
>he was pulling your leg
As I suspected, probably command-line snob scum.
yoo hoo hoo
god. damn.
Sauce plz
Metokur My Love.
whose ass is that?
Can't find it anywhere.
scarjo
What is this from?
Mektoub, name is Ophelie Bau
thanks
>Ophelie Bau
Womb.
that close up vag swaying was more funny than sexy