Why?
Why?
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Because a toy needs to explore the anal cavity of a human before they end the series.
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Take the 4th letter in the title and put a line in the middle of it.
Same reason why fast and furious has 10
wut
based
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>Hey there cowboy? Remember us?
>Remember how we ended perfectly in 3?
>Remember crying like a baby knowing that feel when Andy gave us to that girl?
>WELL FUCK YOU WITH THE SNAKE UP MY BOOT!
>WE'RE DISNEY BITCHES, FUCK YO CHILDHOOD, WE WANT THE $$$$
Money.
>FUCK YO CHILDHOOD
Those movies still exist tho
Is buzzeven in this?
>Remember crying like a baby knowing that feel when Andy gave us to that girl?
No because I don't drink soi
So soulless i hate modern Disney
Shekels, my friend.
The funniest part of the marketing is watching the cast try to justify the existence of another Toy Story.
>ended perfectly in 3
>not ended perfectly in 1
Even 3 was kind of pointless tbqh
I'm not usually one to throw around the world soulless, but it seriously is. It comes across loud and clear that nobody involved in the production of this movie wanted it.
>age Andy in near-realtime
>9 (!!) years later and Bonnie is still 5
Toy tory? What the fuck did you mean by this
reading comprehension
Toy stoy? 4th letter of story? What the shit you retard
>normies will still eat this shit up even though the ending invalidates what 1-3 stood for
So this...is the power of Western media
Wtf did they do to Bo Peep's face
GRRRRL POWAH
Plot is that old doll wanting Woody’s voice box so she can be loved. At the end Woody leaves Buzz and toys to be with Bo Peep.
bros...what did they mean by this?
Monie monie lods of monie
Where are the PoC toys?
I’ve seen it at the wrap party. Useless, weak story. hilarious jokes.
See that little cop toy on Boo’s shoulder? She brown.
The Search For More Monopoly Money
because people are retarded
Same reason they made an unneeded 2nd and 3rd one.
Guys, why is Woody doing the CIA pose?
I still can't get over Bo Peep's complete design change, a fucking background character. Didn't they already have their spunky, go get-'em female character with Jessie? Was she just not on the nose, enough?
Based and spaceballs pilled
We have agendas to push here, breh. Need I remind you of good sir John "Hassle Them Hotties" Lassiter and his penchant for drunken revelry? Pixar is pushing girl power hard these days, like all mouse shit.
My exact thoughts.
Maybe the texan accent and cowboy hat has something to do with them ditching her for Bo Peep
bo pep is a femcel
Ummm have sex sweaty
Agenda Story #120498
>Buzz lightyear I'm local law enforcement
I had some hope for it until I saw the leak. What a travesty. Should have made Bo Peep the twist villain that won't let Woody leave for revenge for letting her get sold or something.
Anyone got the leak handy?
Because Disney is a soulless corporation and turned Pixar into one when they became too successful.
Haha I get it because it makes Toy $tory 4 and $ is the sign for money which means Disney | Pixar made it for money instead of anything else such as artistic merit!
Very clever, !
Is this seriously how the fucking movie ends?
Got to leave doors open for future installments goy
This ending subverted my expectations, Woody finds a new purpose in life instead of returning to his owner. Toy Story finally broke the mold of the first three movies (That's a reference to how real-life toys are made by the way).
>tfw porcelain skin fetish
help me bros, there just isn't any porn to satiate my hunger
Why indeed. I thought this sequel jewery was finished with Eisner. Who was the real villain behind it?
The fuck are you talking about, there are tons of pale girls in porn
where's the panel where he grabs her thin wrist and breaks it like a twig?
Im happy toy story isnt over and keep the same quality as the other movies
>$oy $tory
we all know it won't be the same quality. just look at monsters university and incredibles 2
WOAH YOU GOT THE JOKE AND THEN MADE FUN OF IT HOW COOL AND COMEDIC OF YOU, YOU MUST KNOW SoMETHING THAT WE DON'T OBVS
Sheckels
>forky isn't sold as a set of arts and crafts goods to encourage children to make up their own character
There are dedicated molds out there for a fork when plastic forks are in such abundance and readily available
>Atlantis Milo's Return retemplating a failed tv show into a Frankenstein of a movie
>Return of Jafar's entirety on top of not Robin Williams not playing Genie
These were easily the worst.
Why not Toy $tor¥ 4?
Why not $oy $tor¥ 4?
>Goy $to(rrent)¥ 4 vay
Jews
>Remember crying like a baby knowing that feel when Andy gave us to that girl?
Imagine crying over that shit as a grown adult