This man is literally the strongest man in the world. what would you do if he slapped your gf in the ass at the club?

it wont be over for at least another year.

have sex

>6'9"
>441 pounds

ABSOLUTE UNIT

slap her harder to remind her who's property she is

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Why the FUCK is my pee pee hard?

>this man is literally the strongest man in the world. what would you do if he slapped your gf in the ass at the club?
Hire a faceless man.

Pull out my pistol and shoot him

Stand up for myself because I am not a pussy who fears physical pain more then degradation

>6'9"
There are many basketball players taller than this. He's white too so he has a small peen. Plus he's balding.

slap his ass

make fun of his hairline and then make him chase me until he had a heart attack or broke his own leg.

He may be strong but I am much faster

youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

He can't even beat a manlet.

I'd gladly get killed defending my property

Nothing, her pelvis would be broken and he could have her.

he's obviously just playing around here

Ask him to find a girl who's single. Clearly a man of his girth can achieve such a task.

So is Conor.

Run away?

This, he is only half a Thor.

Call the police and say he assaulted her, embarrass the fuck out of myself, my gf and anyone watching, get thrown in jail for slapping a police officer on the ass saying "how do you like it"

if they fought for real Hafthor could just grab Conor and lay down on him

Based

If he's been slapping girls asses all night without impressing a single one, sympathize with his situation and invite him for a drink, give him advice on how to approach girls and wish him the best of luck.

Conor would have been completely fucked up in a real fight. It's not just the size difference, which is overwhelming, Hathor is likely the strongest man on the planet. Conor can't reach his chin well enough to spark him out, he's got nothing.

All in all, this is a great concept.

Man isnt particularly strong as a species. He specialized on something that has a miserable cap as far as stats.
Man is good with tools though and hes clever, so id just hit him over the head with something while his back was turned.

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Strength doesn't matter when I have my katana and swift maneuvers. I would drop this brute like I was playing with a baby.

Sorry sweetie, but the tallest man ever is a white man. 14/88

I want to be vored by him

This. On the other hand he'll never do that, the dude looks like total bro material.

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My man Kyriakos would defeat him easily.
youtu.be/7Xnf5miWzQo

While his back is turn to me I would smash two mugs against both of his temples at the same time then go to prison for the rest of my life for acting impulsively because of my insecurities

This is the correct answer. Imagine getting mad at a bro bc your girl got her ass slapped

I wonder if something like that happened and you ended up shooting him or stabbing him or something, would you have a reasonable excuse for not getting put in prison since you could be like this dude is literally the strongest person in the world what was I supposed to do.

Dead ass

is someone like this vulnerable to something like a bullet or a blade going through in vital areas

would she even feel it?

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nope. the muscles just close around the organ and hold it together while it heals

If you could prove you felt threatened by his demeanor and that he was going to try something you could easily spin emptying an entire round into anyone let alone someone whose actually this much of a unit

that was before the steroids and weight lifting

Smash his knees. Lifters and heavy dudes all have terrible knees.

hafthor is a bro. he would be more likely to help you get laid than steal your girl.

Larratt is a beast, I love his videos.

Just have some faggy 160lb brown bisexual faggot with a pike fuck him up.

I would simply defeat him with my wits rather than my strength.

cope

His brothers are bigger than he is.

>mfw

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Cope

why would you be in a club if you already have a gf?

Whites hold all strength records and dick length records as well as having higher averages in both. Stay mad shit colored

Looks more about technique here. Right guy falls back and uses his weight.

>"YOU RAPED HER"

Dance off.

>actually knowing this trivial stuff
Have sex!!

shoot him
my family owns all clubs in the city, and my uncle is the mayor, not to mention they're into some illegal businesses, i'm sure i can get free out of this
i've sent people to kill someone once, but i guess i should shoot this guy personally

Sometimes in life you have to do things you know are going to get you a beating. This is one of those cases

>this man is literally the strongest man in the world. what would you do if he slapped your gf in the ass at the club?

I'll sigh heavily and go scrape her of the wall

He literally is not

based and bloatpilled

you must be so proud.

Punch him in the balls

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tell him my gf is male and if he wants to bang us both at the same time

have sex

Sue him for sexual harassment. Instant neetbux for days

Guy on record for having the biggest dick in the world is white lmao

Arm wrestling videos make me nervous after seeing *that* one.

I refuse to believe that technique wouldn't result in an automatic disqualification.

Glass the cunt, duh.

pull out my .44 and turn his head into ground beef

Arm wrestling is all about technique but you gotta be strong to go with it. I bet you fags don't even wrist roll. T. State champ 2017.

Demand that he apologizes. If he smashed my head in- LIKE THIS, then he goes to jail and his life is ruined. If I pretend like nothing just happened, then my gf will find grounds to cuck me for a chad. Die or be cucked.

Literally falling down is an acceptable technique?

I'd beat you without that gay technique where he brings his entire body under the table

Real men remain seated and keep their back in a single position

Fuck off Ryo

He basically lost the duel with the dexfag guy.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>talks shit about race
>gets btfo and corrected
>h-h-have sex

You're a joke

Last I checked one of them died and the other got a powerup

>doesn't know about Michael Todd
youtube.com/watch?v=mYvYe53Lync

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You call that strong ?

youtu.be/FoFCP2NxLRw

This particular man is actually quite nice and wouldn't do something like that, if he would i would make my theoretical gf write a victimization filled post about it on social media to ruin this man's career.

This is one of the weirdest things I've seen, if only because of the production.

Have sex

"Rude bro"

Stab the fucker in the back

Soil my armor

but all he is doing is using all of his weight, there is nothing impressive about that

cuck

Ahem,

POLAND STRONK

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i'm just not that impressed

Ask if he can help me out at the gym and leave the gf behind.

>last championship win was 2008

>Michael Jordan isn't the greatest of all time because he doesn't play anymore

correct!

Give him my best shot. The security are going to intervene before I die anyway

Halfthor is literally twice as heavy, why isn't his weight working?

This isn't the strongest man in the world, Eddie Hall is.

I’d look him in the eyes and say “Hey man, don’t do that”.

>t.Oberyn
You don't have poison or a spear handy fast boy

because he is staying in his fucking seat and not leaning and basically having to have the other guy lift his weight

jesus alright calm down

*bah dun tss*

>only ahead by 1 and haven't won in over a decade

>T.Cuck

He had to resort to playing dead, as far as fair combat goes he still lost in that aspect. If spin to win had been a little more cautious he wouldn't have died.

Why don't you just have your dad do it? Or is he too busy as President of Nintendo?

Arm wrestlers get their pick of only the finest white trash women. I've got like six hot teen white trash trailer whores pregnant in the past few years. The dream is one day our son will meet me in a wristwrasslin competition and defeat his old man. It will be the first time we've met.

get mad and probably hospitalised

Fall to my knees and suck his superior white cock because I am just a white dick loving faggot at heart. I hope everyone there spits on me and calls me nigger and coon too. Fuck I am HARD.

>wins 5th WSM in your path

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and yet you lay claim to none of that stuff

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We can take him.

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>Xplosive ape
sounds dangerous

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Everyone seems friends at the World's Strongest Man except for Thor who keeps himself to himself and is surrounded by loads of his own team.

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Jeez wat a hothead.

He's been around longer, no other reason

me with the headphones

sue him for damaging my property

Shoot him

I would politely ask him to stop sexually harassing my girlfriend, and if the cad persists with his pernicious attitude, I would bend down and tell him that if he's that sexually deprived, he can just go ahead and use my boypucci to vent his frustration.
That'd show him!

I would unironically say "what the fuck dude don touch my fucking girlfriend"
I doubt he wold smack me or something and my gf would push me away before anything real happens
Reminder that if you wouldnt speak up you'd lost all respect she might have for you even if she wouldnt admit it
Id go for getting punched by the strongest man in the world over becoming a pussy

>*that* one

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based

>get knocked out
>smack your head on the ground
>become either a vegetable or die
>a-atleast my g-girlfriend that laughs about my small dick with her firends t-thinks I'm c-cool
kek

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t. guy who doesnt know shit about fighting

This man would get the shit beat out of him by any heavyweight or even light heavyweight mixed martial artist.

>The Mountain in prison for killing a guy defending his girlfriend after she got harassed
I'd be happy with going out this way also standing up to yourself in situations like these rarely result in you getting hurt. I would truly rather die and live as a pussy too afraid to stand up for himself and others.

He beats his own girlfriend

Icelander here. He's much more likely to slap his own girlfriend at the club. Fact.

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Nearly every mma fighter could take him out.

>dexfag actually manage to beat strchad
>loses because he doesn't finish the job
pottery. reminder that dexfags are always the worst

It would go like this youtube.com/watch?v=RSS1zh45Fts

That wrist twirling was called cheating in my age...

Here's Bjornsson in the ring

m.youtube.com/watch?v=23LR6pWEpKU

There's reason heavyweight champs are usually 240 pounds or less. There is a reason 350+ pound guys got the shit beat out of them during pride and other MMA openweight events. The human body isn't built to be that heavy. There is an upper limit of weight where extra weight has negative returns.
A 5'5" 230 punds guy like dwight muhammad qawi unironically is a bigger threat and has more of a chance of winning a fight and beating the shit out of you than a 6'9" 400 pound guy.

He was a tall thin guy that was a third rate basketball player 12 years ago. Then he discovered steroids.

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Reminder I would heem him and everyone ITT into the shadow realm.

I wonder how hard he hits though? He was definitely landing some shots on that guy so he can't be the worst boxer.

Oberyn would have won even without poison. He just delayed because he wanted a confession, that got him killed. He was extremely skilled and experienced in combat.

proof?

Is it a trend among strongmen to have the exact same stupid beards

they're all insecure soiboys who started lifting to cover the fact so makes sense

>He was extremely skilled and experienced in combat.
Are you a bookfag? Why was he so experienced given that he was a prince?

He lost a duel to a dexfag because it was another retarded movie cliche which dictates that plate armor supposedly makes you slow and clumsy where in reality a guy who is 6'9 is not only stronger than you but faster (with the only noticeable advantage being stamina) while plate armor is made to fit the wearer and allows you to keep full range of motion.

only because white people are the most obsessed with breaking records

If they didn't have a beard you could see thier double chins

Nobles and royalty were the best trained in all arts. Art, combat, history, writing, these were things the common people had no concept of.

>best trained
That I don't doubt but it isn't what I asked. Specifically he mentions years spent in the fighting pits which is something that I thought was for slaves.

Is it a trend among beta weakmen to always talk about fashion and beards? Fucking cuck go back to ur lib gender classes

delet!

just how many chins does your beard hide?

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Trying to make it sound like breaking records is a bad thing. Stay mad, cuck.

>having a girlfriend
>being in a club
thanks OP for implying such things

>strongest man in the world
>teleports behind u

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>all those big slow muscles
I'd just sidestep around him and jab him down
ez

the argueing, taunting and literal shitposting during the actual match makes this gold

My shoulders are probably wider tvan his even though I'm only 6'2. Should I just hop on gear, lads ?

>OP implying I have a gf and go to clubs

Now I'm sad again, thanks OP!

why cant he slap my ass instead desu

Lose weight!!

he beats his own gf? for real?

>the only record my shitskin people have is black-on-black homicides per year
stay mad that you're a primitive animal who will end up in jail soon

Yes, for real. I don't know about the current one, which is American I think, but it's well known here that he beats up women.

icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence

he wouldn't do that, he is a nice man.

I carry a Glock 19 chambered in 10mm. No amount of muscle can stop that round. It has more stopping power than a .45. He's so big, I don't even have to aim. I could hip fire and put 7 rounds in him in 2 seconds. Then the fall finishes him off when all of his mass turns on him as he slams against concrete. Then I put another one between the eyes because my name ain't Oberyn.

>being at the club
>having a 3D gf

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>muh dick

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