What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

man the entire clone wars arc when it went full on just war theater and generals and day by day sieges was max comfy

>"Fuck 'em. Hmmmrm?"

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Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Lucas, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Star Wars had a very medieval philosophy: that if the Emperor was a good man, the galaxy would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Lucas can say that Sheev became Emperor and reigned for a 27 years and he was wise and good. But Lucas doesn’t ask the question: What was Sheevs tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of rebellion and famine? And what about all these droids?? By the end of the war, The Confederacy is gone but all of the droids aren’t gone – they’re in their factories. Did Sheev pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby droids, in their little droid cradles?

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The prequels AND sequels are all dog shit.

Taxing the core worlds to fund the defense of the outer rim.

He had none
the Deathstars, Star Destroyers, fighters, ships, blasters, armor and other Imperial owned property was all paid out of his own pocket

what about the techno union army's attack on the communications?

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Based

Are they pro or anti-Net Neutrality? Should the holonet be a public space?

*BWEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE*

He was only allowed to fuck soft. He got hard they'd pull him out.

>get a pass to nut just to save your race

Based

Based, I’m glad Star Wars taxposting is taking off

Based Christmas poster

>Don’t try and frighten us with your auditor’s ways Lord Vader

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inb4 r/whatwashistaxpolicy

Well, the prohibition is on attachment to earthly concerns. If you pump an dump the jedi cool with it.

Based and hollypilled

Bad enough to convince a ton of private companies to go to war.

>yfw Ki Adi Mundi tricked the Council into thinking his race was endangered so he could have as much sex as possible while still being a Jedi

>Ki Adi Mundi, we have found more hot double-height head bitches with which to repopulate your race

This, why do you think Obi-wan was ok he was pulling the high ground on women left and right, meanwhile Anakin married which was the issue.

Obi-Wan got attached to Satine

What about the steroid attack on the cookies?

What about the draftpick attack on the rookies?

"Taxation is a point of view, Annakin."

What about the early snack on the girls nookies?

'Begun, this tax policy discussion has."

I always laugh at the dumbest shit

He was able to do what Anakin wasn't let go.

"The power of this station is insignificant compared to the power of a detailed tax audit and spreadsheet illuminating all expenditure data."

Ironic. He could save others from taxation but not himself.

IMAGINE the droid attack on the wookies.

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>you've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of twi'lek slavegirls, coneheaded supermodels, and later alleged padewans for your ENTIRE CAREER

what about the browser's attack on the cookies?

what about the droid attack on the wookies?

>mm, assist you, I will

What did Yoda mean by this?

>“Oh, I’m afraid these rate hikes will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

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>Your fiscal policy is your weakness

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this is Yea Forums now. This is my Tuesday night. This is actually a thread on this board.

fuck this shithole

>And your faith in market forces is yours!

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I also like the other picture where he’s sat in the titty bar while they’re having the conference.

VAT

Maybe reddit is more your speed, heh...

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>yfw he was taking a shit but hid it well and only asked about the Wookies to disguise a fart

I've actually got two of those.

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HEY CONE HEAD DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HUGE THE GALAXY IS?! THE WOOKIES DON'T EVEN CONTRIBUTE SOLDIERS TO OUR ARMY. WE HAVE TO FIND THE LEADERSHIP OF THE SEPARATISTS OR THIS WAR WILL GO ON FOREVER. FUCK THE WOOKIES. WHILE WE WERE JUST TALKING A HUNDRED CIVILIZED WORLDS WERE JUST INVADED BECAUSE THERE'S LITERALLY BILLIONS UPON TRILLIONS OF FUCKING QUADRILLIONS OF PLANETS OUT THERE YOU POINTY HEADED FUCK.

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Lmaooooo

Fucking kek.

prequel threads aren't a new thing faggot

Epic sticky.

Natalie Portman makes the prequels for me. Anyone e who says other wise can fuck off.

That's pretty fuckin based

He's definitely going to use his droid to attack their wookies if you catch my drift.

KKK

I'd chop them little padawans into pieces for one whiff of Natalie's porthole.

These fucking threads. I might be falling in love with the prequels more than the actual original trilogy

If Attack of the Clones had better green screen effects and they didn't apply ludicrous ammounts of DNR to The Phantom Menace there'd be no question about it

but she's a senator

I don't know about taxes, but in TCW, he nationalized the banks and cut social services.

Lmao who gives a shit about those Sentinel island being fucks. Dumbass niggas still living in trees, using goddamn crossbows being they're too good for guns.
>but muh citizenship
Fuck the wookies, the droids can give their no industrial capacity being planet to the CIS lords

that makes no sense, if he's trying to sway the mob into giving him more and more support/power he would've come up with social services up the ass.

Please tell me none of you brainlets actually defend the prequels...

OT >ST >>> EU >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Holiday Special> PT

isnt that the question of the day?

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Its a big board

How many storm troopers do you think wanted to pay for wookie welfare

based

People were more willing to overlook things like that in times of emergency. Coruscant supported Palpatine anyway, the money was better spent on making more troops to police the Rim Worlds.

I believe you but only if Palpatine gave out free death sticks

>when you realize the entire plot of the Star Wars saga began over a trade dispute regarding the taxation of trade routes
youtube.com/watch?v=jzw12-QWFBs

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>mfw rewatching phantom menace and realizing Palpatine is from Naboo
How the fuck did I never catch on that. Fucker used to live in best system.

In terms of creativity and design the prequel trilogy is perhaps the greatest set of movies ever made. Each episode of the trilogy is absolutely chalked full of unique and interesting characters, vehicles & machines, environments and ideas. For that reason alone, it's better than the sequel trilogy despite it's visuals and execution far lacking behind. Because that's what makes Star Wars what it is, a creative escape.

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Also it wasn't made by cynical post-modernists/social engineers pitifully attempting to make Star Wars more fitting to ''current year'' without understanding SHIT about what made even the Prequels enjoyable.

George knew. People say he's a terrible writer that ruined OT canon but the man had an idea. I agree that he should have changed a thing here and there, but if the fans can go from cutting 2 scenes and getting applauded and interviewed like they fixed a historical mistake, to making their own shitty versions of the special editions who completely break the films apart then I don't see why wouldn't you wanna go the extra mile to appreciate the prequels.

lol cope

Prequels > you
youtube.com/watch?v=Ts0b3jtCOho

tfw the good guys lost

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t. cum boy

>what about the 'groid attack on the wookies?
Holy fuck Raimi

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ULTRA CRINGE

Raimi wasn't involved with the PT.

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Based droids, wipe those bastards out

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lmao

Why did he start turning his dials when he was perfectly understandable before?

To flex on cucks

>Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
>Emperor: "A lack of tax policy is yours."

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I love how you confuse the flood of retarded character designs and sets with creativity.

anyone got the anakin and obi wan strip club edit thx

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Somebody's drunk getting emotional about Star Wars.

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BASED

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blessed user

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>t. Hanukkah celebrator

Based

Based and kinopilled

Cringe and flickpilled

But was it your answer or not? And if so, what did George say?

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