/ALITA/

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>In order of appearance, they are:

1. Discarded Core
2. Rainbow Shirt
3. Purple Pajamas
4. Pink Top
5. Baby Blue Top
6. Red Sweater
7. Moon URM Soldier Suit
8. Nude Doll Body
9. Green-sleeved White T-shirt w/ White Polka Dot Blue Boxers
10. Green Triforce Shirt
11. Ragged Gray Top
12. Black Leather Jacket w/ Blue Top
13. URM Training Kimono
14. Nude Berserker Body
15. Lavender Top
16. Red Zip Jacket
17. Motorball Pads
18. Black Leather Ensemble
19. Attack on Zalem URM Soldier Suit
20. Motorball Pro Body

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Here's mine: Does Alita get too hot or too cold? Does she feel physically uncomfortable with certain climate or was she built to withstand harsh elements? What temperatures would it take for her to burn or melt or to be frozen solid? How does she stay balanced if it takes little fluids in your inner ear? Does she have artificial ear fluids? Can she catch the cold or get allergies. What about STDS? Asking for a friend...

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>Asking for a friend

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Double blessings all the way across the sky!

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so since this leaked does anybody have a pic of the True Lies billboard being destroyed? Still haven't seen proof of that.
I have a variant on yours: Does Alita's synth-skin age? If so does it just get replaced/regrafted/whatever or does it basically self-replicate cells as long as her heart keeps pumping cyber-blood?

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>balance
I think she has tilt and acceleration sensors like a wiimote or a smartphone

based brieposter-subvert-user

>skin
I don't think it is necessarily organic, I imagine that good synthetic skin is much more durable than human skin

Rainbow shirt, nice!
Another Nude Dolly Body get. Those seem to be the most common for some reason...

Anyway, good question. I would imagine that it doesn't age at all, that her synthetic skin stays as is. So...yeah, if her freaking face got seriously cut up or punched in, I don't think it would heal. So, I guess she'd have to get that shit patched up. I dunno, it really all depends on just how advanced and sophisticated her synthetic flesh is.

Then again, according to the manga, shooting herself in the fact with a gun just made the bullet bounce off.

>pic related

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Damn it why do I keep landing on the pastel shirts

based

Alita's mom?

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Are these threads really necessary? This fucking movie was shit, you're all shit for liking it. Kill yourselves you unsuccessful, lowlife fucks.

DON'T THINK
OBEY
BUY THE STEELBOOK AND WATCH THE FILM AGAIN

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She can be my mommy

Yeah the speed and strength of specific blows is a real treat to watch when compared to the lumbering nature of a lot of the other cyborgs. Even Zapan seems like much more of a brawler than a martial artist like Alita. I think a glaive as a polearm would suit her very well.
I actually don't think Alita would get cold given the Berserker body's almost unlimited capacity to produce energy. She could regulate temperature in a way which is enviable I think. I don't think she could actuator get sick but because it's a cute idea I ran with it anyway a little while back pastebin.com/j3TNTFiV

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Keean Johnson is average looking and there's nothing special about him one way or the other.

1/10 not even trying

>I don't think she could get sick
She could still get a virus

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I’m glad they kept her ears clean for the film. The screws in the ears worked in the manga sure enough, but would look too goofy on the big screen. Bravo JC! Wonder if there was anything about that in the art book?

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>no dubs trips quads quints or sexts
confirmed for falsehoods

We've always been at war with Mars

Well judging from the barjack arc in the desert, exposure can be an issue. Don’t think she’d be so ponchoed up otherwise. I’d have to reread it to verify but I’m pretty sure her and F4 are close to death from exposure/lack of food and water at one point.

honestly I don't think Zapan (or any HW) was really "that" good. They've never taken on a professional, ex-super soldier and Zapan was probably resting pretty hard on his laurels thanks to having an easy mode weapon for so long. He's not fast or particularly strong and has no formal training. Only Grew and Nyssiana seemed to know what they were doing at all.

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Yeah but we're not sure if film Alita plays by those same rules. I have to imagine water is more important than food given coolant and such is required for the heart.

>not being homo for hugo
what are you some kind of fag?

Don't need to tell me twice!

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Screwhead did pretty well too

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Oh I think Zapan is for sure a straightforward fighter with little regard for finesse in the way he fights, but he's clearly stronger than the average human (EG see how he kicks Tanji in to the barrels and presses a hole in Hugo's shoulder with his fingers.) I definitely think he loses 10/10 times to Grewishka though.

also forgot to add that Grew was smarter than any of them because he knew Alita was too fast for him and that she was strong. So he would goad her into making moves that made her vulnerable. Again, the only reason he didn't beat her the final time was because he didn't even know about the blade. He was otherwise ready with that sniper shot.

lol, love you guys

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true, she played a more patient game and let the others wear Alita down.
I guess I meant 'not strong' as in, no stronger than any other cyborg. The Factory enforcer he conspired with is probably as strong as he is.

is /alita/ the inner party or the outer party?

>Again, the only reason he didn't beat her the final time was because he didn't even know about the blade
Did he even know about the Berserker body? Both first 2 times he fought Alita, she was in the doll body. He might've thought Ido just built her a regular replacement, not that she had acquired a literal super soldier body with a sword to match.

>(Hide and Ignore all Sneeds, Jeromes, and Trolls)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA ARE ALITACELS THIS FUCKING PATHETIC?
Back to your Reddit/Resetera hugbox
SNEED
FEED
SEED
CHUCK
FUCK
SUCK
GUMMY BEARS

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I guess he didn't but even so, that body isn't indestructible. Would've been a grueling fight if she didn't have the blade for whatever reason but I'd be willing to bet that aside from the obvious plot armor, he would in theory be able to kill her even with the berserker body. All he would need to do is keep her away, anger her into charging him and dicing her up.

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We're the torturers ensuring order in the name of ourgirl

Shame we didn’t see any Clive Lee in action. His white hot palm is badass in the manga. If movie Clive was anywhere close he’d dab on anyone else in that bar, maybe even Alita.

Wish he still had the sick hat.

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>leaked
It released as part of BD marketing. As for the poster you could get a camrip, I remember seeing it in the cinema and being surprised it actually made it in.

>This will really show that terrible misogynist Cameron!

>pic
It absolutely did not bounce off. That head is toast. It isn't even Alita. Read the manga.

>"You asked me once, what was in Room 99. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 99 is the best thing in the world."

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You fucking niggers don't even talk about the movie. Last 400+ threads has been nothing but /soc/shit, cringe, literal reddit memes, waifufaggotry, and hugboxing.
Your vocabulary, such as unironically using the word "troll", makes me think you /alita/fags are all tranny tourists.

>53 replies
>14 unique IPs
Holy fucking pathetic

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>that newfag that namefags across threads
>calling anyone an incel
>also underage
What a humongous faggot. Sad!

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...

Please for the love of god this

>I've had a little upgrade

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I like taking microdicks up my ass, can't wait to transition so I can take them in my gaping wound too!

HI FRIENDS

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ah forgot about him. His bodycount probably puts him at the top then. I feel like Zapan is probably just considered 'above average' but is mostly known for his cybernetics and his sword.

Nice try Alitacuck, now stop pretending to be me.

okay I laughed.
hello friend.

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Nice try Alitacuck, now stop pretending to be me.

/soc/ is mainly for hooking up
Alita meets are wholesome and lewd free

Hey stranger

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hi Fren

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the only cucks here are the trolls bumping us for free : )

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Retro Rosalita

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Comf time

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This video would be pure cringe if Rosa wasn't so adorable

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is she wearing a bodyglove or is the body just colored that way?

The Imaginos body is just colored that way

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she's naked

BD when?

I want to see that hat on poncholita now.

23rd July

I would be too if I looked like that

I'm thinking of rereading the manga now since it's been several years since the first time I read it, but I also don't want to end up on another cliffhanger with Mars Chronicles, ending up with an incomplete story again.
Should I just wait until MC finishes and then read the whole thing in one go?

Is there any hope for a sequel at all?

ah okay. Thanks for the pic.

I think you could still reread it and just stop at the end of Last Order

But that's even less of a complete story.

hey janny
still ghost deleting thread huh

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Yeah it makes sense, if it was actual clothing it would probably disintegrate pretty quickly with how fast she moves.

there is and always was user. Have faith.

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There's more than hope. We've seen a miracle.

What miracle?

Thats pretty interesting

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Ahem janny there's a baby murder webm thread up go and deal with it please
thank u

are the rumors true?

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Hey baby

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I am sorry /alita/, I would normally be posting right now but Ian has distracted me with a feature-length powerpoint presentation about clips and magazines.

I will be back to my regularly scheduled posting in 3 hours or so.

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Steve steals me away too with his recent major content drops

Who is Ian and who is steve?

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steve1989mreinfo does reviews of MREs that are super cozy and relaxing. I don't know Ian though.

Steve1989 is arguably the only person more wholesome and comfy than /alita/.

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They would definitely get along well

According to the movie, the only thing Alita is 'feeding' (not just taste/tecture receptors in the tongue, but actual nourishment) is her brain. So, I'd imagine without food and water for long enough that her body would still be 'alive' but she'd go brain-dead or comatose, no?

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Why is this shitty circlejerk still being allowed?

This miracle.

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Shit movie, amazing manga.

>more wholesome and comfy than /alita/.
that is not an acceptable opinion to have
you are sentenced to one year in a re-education camp

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Haven't seen you around in a while

Because the jannies loved alita

>charging him and dicing her up.

That Berserker body self-repairs and looks nearly indestructible. One quick shot right through her head (and brain) might do it, though.

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I'm so loyal to /alita/ that I don't even see this as a punishment. Sent me to reeducation camp!

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>mfw she’s just feeding the hamster in her head

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I don't know who's making these but they're so fucking good

That's a huge blunt

well he's sadistic and probably wouldn't murder her immediately. So unless her body can reform after being severed like the T100 he'd probably slice her up again. But either way, he COULD potentially kill her, whether through smashing her brain or piercing her heart.

Why do people like this bitch? She looks horrible.

Yeah and given the average brain requires around 20% of a body's resting energy, and using a ballpark of maybe 1400 KCAL expenditure for a human of her tiny size she should only need around 300 calories per day to function at peak capacity.

Her petsonality was charming

>He's a big guy

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Because she's so CUTE

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Checked into rehab yesterday
This is my last hope
God I’m a wreck, no hope for the future, no identity or skills
All I have is Alita

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This

Hey, is this the /sneed/ general?

>piercing her heart.
That could potentially take out all of Iron City if not all the Earth, couldn't it?

You guys realize that you are the new bronies, right? How do you feel about that?

I remember you! Good luck with it and remember that it's once step at a time. Share your progress with us if you want. I believe in you and I know Alita does too.

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The SCIENCE of Alita

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Depends on how the reactor handles core dumps.
Give us a board then you coward.

not going to feed you empty platitudes, user but you can always change yourself. You're on the right path.

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>Give us a board then you coward.
kikebook
discord
NOW FUCK OFF

...so are we all going to pretend that we all weren't post blocked for a few hours

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Ian is Ian McCallum, who runs Forgotten Weapons and co-heads InRange TV.

Also known in /k/ circles as "Gun Jesus," few men alive know more about obscure guns and firearms technology than him.

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>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced

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we’re back! fuck yeah player!

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Yeah that was pretty weird man

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While the board was stuck I got bored so I made something.

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That’s bretty good user. Loving the mushroom bro kek

very nice fren!

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4K 40% discount on Amazon

New screenings appeared in Berlin and Stockholm:

Barcelona, Spain May 29th
Neufahrn, Bavaria, Germany: May 30th, June 1st and 2nd
Berlin, Germany (iSense 3D): May 30th to June 2nd
Stockholm, Sweden: May 31st, June 1st and 2nd
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway at 15:00 local.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Outdoor: Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark, near Tempelhof
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Indoor: Hackesche Höfe Kino
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino

Nice OC user!

Thanks for the heads up user, I might have to pick up a DVD to supplement my steel books now, especially since I don't actually have a blu ray player.

What a good statue of Aliberty!

Nova is the greatest mad scientist of our time, bar maybe only Farnsworth in Futurama

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I’m picking up a dvd for travel/loaning purposes for sure. I lucked out and had a new housemate give me an Xbone so I just need a better tv and good to go.

>given an xbox
you lucky sod

It might be years before I enjoy Alita in glorious 4k

What a beautiful thread! Fresh OC, good discussion, some GETs here and there, and no one being baited by Sneed, Jerome, or any other trolls. I'm so proud of us, guys.

Here's something else to talk about. What are some things you'd really like to see in the immediate sequel? HARD MODE: no pulling from the OVA or manga, just extrapolating upon what is already there from the movie. Here's some of mine:

1.) Alita and Koyomi becoming more BFF
2.) More cute animals
3.) Alita 2 turns into a sorta sports movie, where you have the main athletes and their managers competing and doing shady shit behind the scenes, just like what Vector was up to
4.) RETURN OF CHIREN??
5.) RETURN OF ZAPAN??? bitch

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Listening to an old Peter Jackson interview about Fellowship.
>As an independent filmmaker, I have no complaints with New Line Cinema (paraphrased)
Remindyou of anything?

flashback of hugo being stabbed because he's a bitch

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Maybe the board should freeze more regularly since it gave people an opportunity to make something new rather than repost something old.

Yeah, reminds me of another bitch I know.

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the one in the background huh?

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Nah, we make new shit every thread, yo.

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Yup.

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Posting best version

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I absolutely adore the Koyomi/Alita friendship so that's my first preference. Zapan almost certainly comes back but I'd be surprised to see Chiren in a direct sequel unless we get close to Nova. Also Neko Alita when?

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All of Yea Forums was frozen. I checked out Yea Forums and /pol/ and stuff and they were all running normally. Maybe all of 4channel was frozen, I didn't check.

Anyway, how do the citizens of Iron City maintain themselves through the elements. Looks like Iron City can get hot in the summer. Do they have pools or maybe even fascistic recreation clubs for men and women, like Fascist Italy had? Also, how do they stave off mosquitoes? Iron City is basically confirmed to be in Panama. There'd be all these bugs and birds and stuff all over the place, no? What about monkeys and lizards and stuff? Do they keep them as pets or would they eat them for food?

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Neko Alita IMMEDIATELY.

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Notice that there are no birds - except for captive ones - in Iron City. The rules of "No guns." and "No flying." are taken pretty seriously. You're right that one should expect a bug infestation when there are no birds to eat the bugs - but the fields around Iron city appear to be rather dry and well drained. So I don't expect mosquitoes to thrive.
Does the hydrowall protect against bugs? I know some bugs don't fly higher than a certain height.

JC made anime real, the next step is to make cat-girls real

honestly with stray dogs around is the implication that there's other stray animals too so it's likely they keep in insect population down

I want this to be WETA's next project.

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I really wanna sequels, but is it possible after it underperformed? Will JC throw his weight around to make it happen? It seems he really cares about Alita.

It didn't underperform though. It performed better than anyone expected.

It'll happen. How long until is the question.

JC will make it real- fear not friend

I don't know, it did have a big budget. Then again, marketing was pretty sparse. Didn't seem like they spent too much on that.

How is Robert Duvall holding up? I know he was already old in the 80s but damn if I don’t want to see him CG cyborged out reprising Days of Thunder as a motorball coach.

Idk, 7 billion seems pretty expensive

At least your on the right track to recovery now user!

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Everything but these 5 boards were postlocked.

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Id say they are waiting for disc sales and streaming figures before making a decision on sequels, the audience Alita reached is smaller than say a marvel movie but the fanbase is openly rabid which will hopefully translate into healthy sales.

Yea Forums, /pol/, /vg/ and Yea Forums were spared
Holy fucking puke.....

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/pol/ was locked for a bit. it started back up sooner than others though. it was all bbc spam and the like for a bit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: November is when I think we'll get our announcement.

I have some ideas for how the movie franchise should evolve
>Alita: Battle Angel
>Alita 2
>Battl3 Angel
>Alita in Space
>Alita Origins
>Alita versus Terminator
>AvT 2: The Singularity
>Alita In Tha Hood
>Alita: Back 2 Tha Hood
>Alita Saves Christmas

Hyrdowall would protect against bugs, but farmhands coming back in would still drag em in on their clothes, vehicles, cyber crevices. Roaches are still there for example, Chiren smooshes that one. Nature, finds a way.

Alita: Battle Angel
Alita 2: Day of the Fallen Angel
Alita 3: Meet the Parents
4lita: the Fallen Angel Rises
Alita 5: the Gun Dream Begins
Alita 6: You Can(Not) Wake Up final re:mix 3D/4K

Not enough R words. The Revenge. Revelation. Reloaded. Recompensed. Renegades. Revengeance. Resurrection.
Really though user I’d watch everyone you suggested

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fucking kek A+

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It's really sad that so many people missed out on seeing this in imax 3d.

It was a truly incredible experience

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I would love to watch Alita saves Christmas

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Thanks for reminding me, man I blew it. Didn’t even look at the threads so I wouldn’t get spoiled. But also didn’t see the movie until almost a month after release.

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Youll get your chance with the sequel.

Also, im going to go ape shit if the special features dont include a commentary with jim, rosa, and rob.

You'll just have to watch the sequel many a time in IMAX.
Alita Trilogy IMAX re-run when

Same here. I was completely broke when Alita was in theaters. Just got some spare income by the time it was on the way out.

Enough to bring thoughts of suicide

I was playing the official Alita game on my phone and i met Alita in the game.
This is what she looked like.

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But were getting close to home release

If you can call 2 months "close," especially in the context of home video release timelines.

If anyone is crazy enough to re-release it in IMAX, it's James Cameron. If he and Disney do it with Avatar, I think chances are good that it'll happen for Alita too. At least for a limited time

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Speaking of mental health, are you all making sure to meditate to keep your spirit strong anons? All it takes is 15 minutes a day and the benefits are great.

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>Oh shit, hey Ali!

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Nice try Alitacuck, now stop pretending to be me.

Im trying to be optimistic here.

>still no HD release
they're cutting losses aren't they? Jimcucks BTFO'd

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Hey :)

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D: Alita uses 4 Chan.

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Nice try Alitacuck, now stop pretending to be me.

I'm unironically completely in favor of all these movies. Also, A:BA x Terminator is GENIUS and an obvious, natural fit.

ARE YOU TAKING NOTES, JIM?

Why do I get the feeling Alita In Tha Hood
and Alita: Back 2 Tha Hood are pornos?

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I know. I saw the movie 12 times when it was in theaters, but never in IMAX nor 3D, let alone IMAX 3D. I'm still haunted every single day.
I want it to stop.

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Wow, she really looks like Alita here.

How the fuck can a Robert Rodriguez movie not have a commentary track? This film better not be the exception.

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Monkey Paw wish: you get it but it's just RR rambling about chocolate making and guitar playing for two hours

Cringe, glad this shit show circlejerk is dying

Wait a minute, this game looks dope as shit. Goofy as Hell, but dope as shit.
How come we never talk about?

youtube.com/watch?v=7vwXr2x6_lE

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Hopefully its just a given...
but all the articles I've seen haven't mentioned it. So idk ;__;

Nice try Alitacuck, now stop pretending to be me.

>implying that isn't exactly what I wanted

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Honestly would be pretty kino reminds me of the old Arnie commentaries where he gets so excited about the film every time

I mentioned weeks ago and no one really cared because it was a phone game
Ive been playing it. Im on level 2. Theres 3 levels and each level has 30 missions
You get to visit the kansas bar and talk to the dog dude and get to fight grewishka and the lady with the arm knives:

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Nice try Alitacuck, now stop pretending to be me.

Yeah I played it a while back, didn't seem that bad. But phone games are not really my kinda thing desu.

>imagine posting in these threads
CRINGE

What if disney agreed to a sequel to Alita but with the condition that it gets directed by James Gunn and Alita gets replaced by Zendaya and Edward Norton gets replaced by Idris Elba?

In that case there is no point, just cancel it.

Soulless

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“No.”

The game play was repetitive But walking on iron city and meeting Tanji and fighting the villains of the movie was really cool.

You even get to kill A lot of Deckman robots

>Zendaya
Miss me with that shit, my guy.

Rosa or bust

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Is the blue ray torrent out yet?

Reminder that captain marvel made a billion dollars, men prefer feminism.

You know woke disney
Latinos dont count as diversity hires.

Look at marvel. How many latinos can you count in those movies. Theres not even a latina disney princess movie.

Reminder that disney padded their own box office and changed the way that rotten tomatoes works by forcing reviewers to buy their tickets from fandango

Pfff, who's that eyelet? That's not Alita. What, they couldn't program to make her eyes bigger? Are you ballsing me? And how is "ballsing" not underlined in red? What, spellcheck considers ballsing a word but not Alita? Are you ballsing me?

Both these movies are feminist. Captain Fungus is the wrong kind of feminist. Alita: Battle Angel is the right kind of feminist.

Based understanding of political movements Alita Rosie the Riveter edit when

Blessed Thread

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C O P E

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>Wheeeeeeeeeee!
He's not wrong though

I love how men had to do all the work, Feminists in a nutshell.

Oh shit someone actually made the Alita nun edit kek

>Alita Rosie the Riveter edit when

That's actually a really good, natural fit idea.

I'm terrible at shopping, but I can help by providing the Rosie image.

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There's a few, actually.

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heh,

I'll try make a better one at some point.

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Point for also providing an appropriate modification to the phrase
These are great

Kek 10/10

Never say never, amigo.

fierce.wearemitu.com/entertainment/latinas-might-soon-get-first-disney-princess-big-screen/

Im the one that always wanted a nun alita lol.
I made the two nun alitas with a halloween costume app. Its pretty simple.
Theres a bunch of costumes.

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That's actually super cute and just makes me want Neko Alita more than ever

Not an Alitafag but I found this and I thought you guys might like it.

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Brie larson wants a fat super hero and a trans and gay superhero.

Brie argues for diversity

Brie fungus has never once mentioned the need for more latinos in hollywood
Thats why shes a villain in my eyes

Yeah saw that, think some fan was making his own animation. Looks good so far!

Cheers for dropping by and posting things for us friend. It's a sick animation

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I wish this thread would never end. It's been just perfect.

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Same fren, just remember the troll efforts are ALWAYS in vein.

Also noticed that the troll's only show up during burger hours, looks like when the US gets on, so do the little kids.

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Burger Kids in usa are out of school....little fags

>tfw I'm a burger but I have insomnia

Yes! Finally an upside.

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lol, and moot said Australia accounted for 90% of trolls on Yea Forums. If that's true, we get whole remaining 10%

Didnt Yea Forums get banned in Aus?

Only for some of us.
We always come back user. That's why I wrote this a while back for when we worry about the future.
pastebin.com/pqZ8uwTz

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briefly because of the Christchurch kebab removal

fugg, I just wanna give Alita the biggest hug...

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How many Aussie losers who literally can't live without Yea Forums do you think killed themselves because of it being banned?

V P N

P

N

Not enough.

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Which vpn

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Idk, not from straya. Just know that a bunch of Aussie's on /pol/ were using a VPN to not get cucked.

>I JUST KILLED YOU'RE EX user,
>YOU CAN THANK ME LATER!

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>DELET

See

See

cursed

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.....

checked

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No

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>mfw sequel annouced

>michael bay as director

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I'ma flip my shit when the sequel get's announced. Just hope the production goes well, without any setbacks.

sneed

We're going to go through 10 fucking threads in a day when this happens, and all the Jeromes will be on suicide watch.

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I wishshe had electro-incinerated him like the manga

>one lone sneed poster.
SAD.
you're phone dont count as 2 people.

'Mornin

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Yeah, I was honestly expecting to get brutally raided this thread, considering the OP and all. However, it'a bee ao quiet and comfy, we've been spewing with OC, have great discussions. This has been one of greatest single threads we've ever had.

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How do you think Alita would handle smaller more 'childish' or 'cartoony' weapons like yo-yos, slingshots, poison darts?

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Alright! I will do that! It was my plan all along anyway!

With ease.

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STOP POSTING FROGS FAGGOT

fregg is our friend

Be nice, you nigger!

I KILL YOUR FUCKING FROG DIE FROG DIE

Never, you anti-herpite.

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I KILL YOUR FROG TOO DIE FROG DIE

Have sex

Not based
Not redpilled....

>trump 2020

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Cute as hell

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Based and redpilled

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formerly happy

Alita is CUTE

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The thread has really perked back up since the Blu-ray announcement. All we needed was a little morsel of anticipation to fuel us.

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oh kek i remember this

Sneedposter obviously got banned but everyone expected him to evade the ban
I guess he couldnt anymore

sneed

too many IPs gone

>over 300 posts
>barely 50 posters
oOF!

Did you swallow a fart or something

I call new thread
DO NOT STEAL

You're opinion has been duly noted, thanks user.

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oOF! is much stronger than yikes but I still think you could find a way to juice this thing up a bit more.

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rare tanji

NEW NEW NEW NEW

I think you meant to say:

>makes the same thread posts/ip count related post all the time
>always points out arbitrary numbers
>doesn't have a comment
>uses the same three letter word every time
>doesn't expand on the post with a larger comment
Um sorry. This just isn't that great of a shitpost.