Witcher Netflix Nilfgaardian Armor

spooky

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>some niggers LARPing Witcher in the woods
>they decide to record their spergings and post it on the internet claiming it's official footage from the Witcher
>retards actually believe it even though no sauce was posted

literally unironcially all me

Cope

it got copyright striked lol, by "Kalmár Bence és Homoki András", whatever that means

more like Niggaardian armor

have sex

>>some niggers LARPing Witcher in the woods
How could they be "LARPing Witcher"? What exactly would they be pretending to be? Why would they all have such shitty, matching armor? Where did they get the design from? Surely not from the games, or any of the books. Surely not from any examples of real armor that exist. So why would random LARPers just make such shitty stuff that isn't inspired by anything except a fucking wrinkly black dildo?

Oh my sweet summer child...

LARPers would unironically be more faithful. At the very least they'd probably want it to look more like actual armor.

Excuse me people but why does this armor look like scrotal skin?

>>retards actually believe it even though no sauce was posted

youtube.com/watch?v=ScXwPpUhTJg
redanianintelligence.wordpress.com/2019/05/23/first-look-at-nilfgaardian-armour-and-weapons-in-the-witcher/

>Excuse me people but why does this armor look like scrotal skin?

The best armour in the world is make from hydra scrotum.

t. lauren hissrich

if its tvcels LARPing in the woods in an effort to make Netflix witcher look worse then fucking based

is it supposed to look like testicle skin?

it's dragonball skin you uneducated retards

>it's dragonball skin you uneducated retards
wtf is dragonball skin you fucking retard?

Goku is NOT in Witcher!!!

holy fuck you babes are losers....

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>bad guys are white guys dressed as penises

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skin off of a dragon's ballsack

I like how their helmets look like the head of cock. Really ties together well with the scrotum skin suits.

whats funny is that niggers larping in the woods with a fraction of Netflix's budget actually look miles better than that shit

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Here. Go nuts.

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Those are Hungarian names. és = and
So Bence and András are extras on the show, and apparently they fucked up. Nice.
BTW as a Hungarian I apologize to everyone for allowing Hissrich to film the series here. I could drive to where they're at in 2 hours and heckle them, but it's too much effort.

Fuck, I gotta start thinking for myself instead of blindly following shit. If this statement turns out true, then holy based.

>tfw Hungarian

I'm so sorry for this abortion bros

at least they pourded some money into the local econimies around where they shoot and plenty of local aspiring actors, incuding every single non white one I imagine, got fat paychecks. don't feel bad about it, as a Pole I hold no grievance

Poles and Huns are bros forever

Polak Węgier dwa bratanki i do szabli i do szklanki

The leaked video was already copyright struck and taken down. You think some random LARPers would do that?
Also, a very legit leak site for the Witcher reported it.

That cheap, rubber bend when he steps on him.

How could someone LARP in outfits that aren't from any books, games or history? It doesn't take genius level thought to realize that people playing dress up will at least attempt to look like what they're dressing up as, not a bunch of identical and entirely original armor.
So a bunch of guys made identical sets of hideous ballsack armor that looks nothing at all like any armor anyone would recognize so that they could go out and play as soldiers with very recognizable costumes. And that somehow makes more sense than a tv show came up with a shit design and had some video of it leak out.
You gotta learn how to fucking think because you might be retarded.

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>censoring faces
fags

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I like the reshoot better

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>some niggers LARPing Witcher in the woods
LARPing by not LARPing and making armour out of ballsacks and trashbags?

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kek

the nigger is just so fucking ugly
why couldn't they cast an attractive light skin black girl?

Its not anime, blacks irl are uglu.

Post your fucking reaction when the infamous 2002 Polish Witcher tv series with the budget of two bottles of vodka and three beets turns out to look better than the Netflix Witcher.

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>OMG cupcakes and champagne!

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> it’s happening.

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Still looking better than Cavill with his 5$ wig.

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Post your fucking reaction when the Netflix Witcher turns out good

>writers
>and and and and and and

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Looks like a roasted suit of marshmallow.

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accurate/10

>Witcher games are a brilliant example of how historically inspired gear looks great
>TV show does this

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>pic
I love watching this commie bureaucrat struggle to rack the various guns he reviews

my squating ancestors smile upon me

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Who will win?

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>commie bureaucrat
wut? I watch his vids from time to time, pls tell more.

LOW BUDGET
O
W

Anyone has the image in which the characters appearance are being described by the author compared to who they cast

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Thanks senpai

Imagine being Lauren Hissrich and thinking you're a talented showrunner while treating the thing that's supposed to be Netflix' GOT like your personal little playground by hiring men you want to fuck and unattractive women because of your own insecurities

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Gotta virtue signal your liberal thinking or else twitter wont give you hugs

"I be ciri and shit mahfuggahs"

Women ruin everything

Here's your Witcher bro.

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Giving a property like Witcher to a woman doomed it from the get-go. Women cannot understand the male point of view. They might as well have given Starship Troopers to a woman while they're at it.

oh good, so i'm not the only person who saw all the stills and videos of this shit and thought "this is what would happen if you got some dumb jew woman who has never managed to cum in her life several million dollars and the instructions to make a TV show."

I expect that this show will feature lots and lots of scenes of Cavill shirtless or showing off his muscles while Hissrich's heavy breathing can be heard.
"YES BLACKIE SAY YOU HATE WHITE MEN AGAIN, he's alllll mine hehe!"

They were actually going to make Ciri black until the internet revolted.

What happened to casting? Will Smith was the lead in Independence Day the official thanksgiving movie and no one cared

The weird part of all this is the studio silence. What's the deal?

You're right, it's all unfounded anger.
That being said, I'm really looking forward to the Shaka Zulu remake starring Channing Tatum.

Be careful, he's a level 12 Niggamancer

that dumb menopausal jew should have doubled down on it all, make Ciri a black man, Make Dandelion a trans Filipino, go fucking crazy with it.

They either worked out that trying to justify their choices won't work so they are keeping radio silence until they can release this train wreck stealthily like a fart in a Jacuzzi OR they are preparing for a lucrative career in the fast food service industry and can't be disturbed.

The history of Malcolm X with Christopher Walken as the titular Malcolm X.

Literally any movie set in Egypt, starring Chris Hemsworth.

"The Life of a King: The Martin Luther King Jr. Movie", starring Mark Wahlberg

How do u feel about John Wayne as Ghengis Khan

He belongs to a commie gun club, which is why it's really funny when /pol/ or /k/ dresses up as traps and goes to his range. He doesn't like it, but can't say anything because
>politics

"Hey guys it's me MLK, i have a dream guys shoutout to #USArmy #USNavy #USMarines praise jesus."

That's an exchange student from Zerrikania, r-right?

>Fringorilla
Based

is this the real series?

What is that outfit even attempting to convey? Looks like a rain poncho glued to football pads. Whoever came up with this design should simply be executed along with their entire living line.

Well the Witchsmeller Pursuivant really ought to learn to check his pyres for voodoo dolls of himself. It's like MacAdders and their inability to not look down the barrels of loaded cannon.

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This is just crazy how shitty it looks.

What's hilarious about the picture? Am I missing something?

No. The Witcher Universe is racially diverse, according to the writers of the show. All ethnic groups are living together in harmony. Aside from elves, because racism is towards elves, due to their pointy ears, and not towards blacks.

Go back

For a moment I forgot this existed.

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poor Sapek

he won't survive another tv-show desecration

Good, if he's dead he can't sell out again

I think he doesn't really care, If he would care there is no way he would give it to netflix

>according to the writers of the show
I swear I'm doing my hardest trying not to think of women as intellectually inferior to men, but this really doesn't help

The writer of the books also justified blacks in the show, saying that all humans came into the world of The Witcher through inter-dimension gates, so they're all diverse.

Yes and they live in Zerrikania

Not in the books. In the books ethnicity and color of the skin of almost any of the characters is never disclosed.

No shit, I bet this is happening in 99% of Japanese books, it doesn't mean they can black/brown/white because of that. I fucking swear are americans unable to accept their country is not the enitre world?

kys Rex

Yeah because it takes place in Poland during the medieval era. How retarded/far up their own ass does one have to be to actually adopt this reasoning?

[muffled banana tiger in the distance]

I've transcribed the words of the author of the books from one of the interviews. I'm not stating my opinion on that.
Moreover, anyone who read the books knows it's nowhere near Poland during the medieval times. It was closer to anglo-saxon tales.

>Moreover, anyone who read the books knows it's nowhere near Poland during the medieval times. It was closer to anglo-saxon tales.
It's literally based on Slavic folklore and place names like "Novigrad" are practically generic slavic place names (novi-new, grad-city/castle). You're a fucking retard.

I transcribed the words from the letter I got from him yesterday, It says that you need to give the source and that you are a faggot

>It's literally based on Slavic folklore and place names like "Novigrad" are practically generic slavic place names
Based on this post alone I can say you only played the games. And most likely only the Witcher 3.
Lady of The Lake,
The Wild Hunt,
Knight Galahad,
Holy Grail
I guess those main, recurring themes of the Witcher books are also slavic folklore?
Names Dijkstra, Angoulême, Vattier de Rideaux are surely slavic as well.

>In the books ethnicity and color of the skin of almost any of the characters is never disclosed.
>Fringilla Vigom, dejected, sad and pale with a truly deathly, morbid, utterly ghastly paleness
>cast the blackest female you can find
Makes sense

>not everything is Slavic thus the story is based on Anglo-Saxons
Imagine being retarded, imagine not knowing Slavic and Germanic worlds border each other.

Also, imagine believing things you listed are somehow unique to anglo saxons, you absolute mongoloid retard.

>Lady of The Lake
Lives in the same area as the Vodyanoy (another slavity slav), also has similarities with Samodivas (slavityslav)

>The Wild Hunt
Again, not unique to anglo-saxons, retard.

>Holy Grail
Do you think this is an anglo-saxon phenomenan?

>Names Dijkstra, Angoulême, Vattier de Rideaux are surely slavic as well.
No, they're not, they're foreigners.

And even assuming your retardation is taken at face value how does that take change the fact that the series is inspired by Slavic history and folklore and written as such by a Polish writer? Fucking retard

So are they gonna portray the lodge as a power hungry mysandry cunts that they are? Or are they gonna be gender diverse as well?

For sure there is no african folklore, and action is not happening in the zerrikania or ofier and when zerrikanian character appears it is specifically mentioned and described

Come on, nigga. If I wrote a book 30-something years ago in Soviet Poland, I definitely wouldn't start with describing the skin colour of every character I introduce, because I'd assume everyone knows they're white by default. In fact, I'd only talk about their skin colour if it wasn't natural white. Do I really have to spell out why?

I see they founded the discarded TMNT movie costumes that were left out in the sun too long. At least they're being eco friendly by recycling assets.

t.

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This is why you don't deserve Transylvania.

Well Romania sure as fuck doesn't deserve it either! Honestly I'd be okay if Erdély was its own country. It's the fact that Romania got it for "teh frenchie lulz" what pisses most of us off.

She's planning to get the Blood Meridian adaptation.

It's a melange of European history

I fucking hate good goy zog doggies like you.

the witcher 1 has more coherent combat.

I dont know why this pisses me off. in if fiction the best screenwriters are old men, the less your "writers room" is one or two old men the worse a story is nowadays it looks like. How many buttfuck retarded stories do you know where i'm wrong?

conversly its like handing a man Twilight and complaining he just made it a generic romance.

Honestly, I wouldn't care either way. You truly have to be a retarded boomer to care about this shit when there's no borders.

>borders
It's not about borders.
Also let's not derail this shitty witcheroo thread with /pol/ tier crap

Just because we're talking about countries doesn't make it /pol/, user. But, yes, let's focus on the wonderful niggers that will bring this universe to life.

>People actually had hope for this and didn't drop literally 100% of their expectations as soon as the writer was revealed and started Tweeting political shit

More fool you.

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Is this board pretty much just /pol/ without the literal 50 year old boomers?

What makes you think that?

If we dont discuss cultural or political influence then rich and greedy people will take advantage of the naive consumerism approach and indocrinate us with information they deem profitable that strikes on a subconcious level.

It just feels like /pol/ without the neocon boomers.

There's no hope. It's just fascinating to watch the train wreck in progress.

>TMNT movie costumes
>let's just put those fuckers in the microwave and spray them black and call it a day lmao

All I see is a justifiably angry fanbase who's tired of Hollywood blackwashing medieval Europe and appropriating white culture to non-whites.

Have sex

It’s fiction incel.

Then why should it racially look like real America?

It’s an all white fiction.

yeah just like the girls you fap to lmao

Source? It’s make believe. Just admit you are a white supremecist.

Doesn’t matter if every character in the book is a hottentot because nobody gives a shit about the books.

I mean I am but that doesn't have anything to do with the fact that every character in the witcher is white

You played the game didn’t you?

>Lady of The Lake
>Lives in the same area as the Vodyanoy (another slavity slav)
I think you two might be talking about a different lady of the lake.

So netflix did death note and they switched main character from asian to white then not liking this decision and preferring sticking to source material makes me asian supremacist?

Well you have to go back then

Looks like the E.T the porno costume.

>the series is inspired by Slavic history
No, it's not.

>Lives in the same area as the Vodyanoy
That's in the game. There're 2 Lady of The Lake in the series: Ciri and Nimue.

The books are great and he's lying about the books being racially diverse

>I expect absolute shit
>it's even fucking worse

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>Any board that doesn't 100% subscribe to my world view is /pol/

Actress playing Triss is gonna get naked. Source: friends worked on set. Probably the 1 (2) good thing(s) to come out of this train wreck.

They're as bad as the worst of /pol/, defending this obvious blackwash with "it's fantasy". Fans just want a faithful adaptation of their series without it being saturated with political virtues

Do you think they'll retcon Foltests and Emhyrs incestuous tendencies?

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>Where is the proof that this is Nilfgardian armor?
They claimed copyrights on youtube on the leaked video

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Depends on what race they are in Hissrich's fanficverse

Even the games retconned it.

I don't think they retconned that Foltest fucked his own sister.
As for Emhyr, yeah, he was too fatherly.

It's probably just some fucking extras armor that you wont see in the mist.

The show will be great you pathetic incels.

have sex incel etc.

have intercourse

After DnD and now this, are Jews just actually really bad at directing movies or any creative content for that matter, but feed on each others nepotism and sustain the current state of Hollywood?

acquire copulation

Walt Disney knew this.

fuck OFFF

Are we going to have this thread every day until December?
Man I hope more stuff is leaked, because this scrotum armor thing is getting stale already

>I don't think they retconned that Foltest fucked his own sister
Adda doesn't exist in the 3rd game.

Well the game isn't really set in Vizima, is it? To be fair, she doesn't play a part in TW2 either. Still, she's a pretty big part of TW1, so I don't think they retconned her.

>Well the game isn't really set in Vizima, is it?
Wait, I'm retarded, she's married to Rad the Mad Lad if you spare her in TW1. I'm guessing he's keeping her in Tretogor as a breeding sow, pretty much. I don't think Rad wants her for anything else.