Just watched this finally. What did I think of it?

Mr. Torgman: Uh, there's not very much to tell because his cello playing was just . . . terrible. He would uh, he had no idea about tone production. He would just saw back and forth, just scratch the instrument to such a point that it drived everyone that listened to it absolutely insane. He had no conception of the instrument. He was blowing into it. He loved his cello, and he I think he stole to pay for his lessons, but he would not apply himself one iota.

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>he fucked her
his tits were bigger than hers

She's cute, but is more my type

thank you for watching my movie

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Definitely one of the best I've seen.

Kevin Smith is my favourite director.

Pretty sure this is the game Brodie's playing at the start of the movie:
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low-income gangbangers do

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This, malls these days are either infested with local wildlife or are ghost towns

I used to masturbate to the 3 tit woman in this.

Imagine being 15 and having this on VHS in 1995.

based

Is that Rhonda Shear?

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It's interesting because it's so blatantly obvious it was Smith's attempt to sell out and it failed.

Priscilla Barnes

>it's a cousin Walter story

>The mall near me is completely dead now, it's sad.

They have a lifespan like a star does. They start out modestly sized, then at some point they absorb a food court or movie theatre, then they start to collapse inward, becoming an old folks' power walking arena, then they become black malls, and ultimately implode becoming available office space.

No, but at 37, as a teen, we did this. We'd eat at the food court, hit in the equivalent to thots (we just called them mall sluts then) and maybe see a movie or buy a CD.
It was the kind of kino kids today will never get. And that's just sad.

sign of the times
I don't think Keven could ever have predicted how big comics would get

I don't have to.

Comics are actually deader than ever. None of the films have brought in new blood. Comic-con is literally movietrailer-con.

F

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How would you guys fix malls dying, bros. Could it even happen or are they just a thing of their time.

Not as good as Clerks.

legal glory holes, wifeswapping

What's weird is I remember being dropped off or taking the bus and just getting picked up by parents at some point at closing time at the front entrance. I'm sure there was prior planning but it seems like magic or telepathy now.

Black kids do. It's weird, the mall brands I grew up with like American Eagle and Victoria's Secret are now all marketing very heavily toward blacks. There's also Chinese and Indian families from grandparents down to little kids that make it the thing to do on a weekend for the family outing. Tbf if I had grown up anywhere in Asia except Japan and Korea before 1980, and my kids and grandkids made it to America, I'd spend my weekends marveling at American malls too.

Realistically, eliminate food courts. Trashy people and big extended families tend to congregate in them, two demographics which lower the mall experience for everyone else.

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He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.

Went to a mall recently because it was the last place playing my kino of choice. Was basically an indoor hatchery/nursery for short brown mutants. All watched over by armed security. Truly disgusting to see.

What about blowjobs?

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If I owned a mall I would do away with chain stores and replace them with all sorts of bars. It's all adults who care about the malls dying, but there is nothing worth going for.

Why did malls die anyways? It seems like an evergreen concept. Kids can shop & loiter, adults can visit various shops at once, and tourists can stop in to eat and grab trinkets.

the internet occurred

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I guess in a time when it was boring to be in the house all day going out was fun. Also it's just a hassle to shop at one, last time I went to buy shoes, I had to wait for an assistant, tell him what I want, only to find out they don't have that pair in stock. Point is buying online is way more convenient, but it also has cons.

Also from late 70s through the 90s most teens had excess money because

>middle class was still strong enough to have disposable income for kids
>kids worked jobs after school at fast food, ice cream, mowing lawns, etc where now all of that is done by illegals or low rent legal immigrants
>kids lives weren't so insanely structured that they had free time both to just do nothing at the mall and to have part time jobs
>parents weren't scared to leave their kids at the mall and we didn't yet have millennials brought up with stranger danger

They went from necessity (as much as the stuff in the mall is anyway) to option. Pretty much all aspects from shopping, the arcades, and movies are a lot more well integrated at home now, so most won't opt to go anywhere to do them.

He didn't predict it. Pro-nerd media personalities in the 90's like Kevin Smith and Jerry Seinfeld created this landscape.

Online shopping because extremely easy and reliable.
How can you possibly compete with an online store when you have to pay wageslaves to work counters and cough up the nsane rent that malls charge?
Not to mention the better selection of products online.

do normies even go out nowadays?

Yes, they go to trendy places though, like coffee shops, festivals, escape rooms, etc

I jerked off to this so much when I found the tape as a kid.

This to some extent too but it was just too short to get off.

Yeah, they go to the beach.

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Typical 90’s comedy

Even then Ben Affleck was getting cucked.

At least the farthest of the three getting pictures was smiling and showing herself having fun instead of trying to do some deep, emotional fake ass picture.

but that one was also an "emotional fake ass" picture
just a different emotion

Unfortunately this. Loved this movie when I seen it but hasn't aged well