/ALITA/

Still waiting on the first one to make a profit

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this is the most efficient shitpost, well done.
of course.

Some of us were under the impression that we might have to kick some asses but obviously none of the trolls had the balls to show up

eventually™

>"Well, we obviously have a plan for that, but it's cheeky to set up a sequel before you're proven"
>we have a plan
>not proven
LMAO

Possibly bordering on probably, depending on how the home release does.

>butts

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You can stop waiting. It's been in profit territory since the box office hit $350mill. It's not around $405mill, and none of that includes book sales, Blu-Rays/DVDs/streaming, or other merch.

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For what purpose did Epic Stone Group even come up with their bootleg angel? It doesn't appear that they even wanted to copyright troll properly.

someone post pics of RONKER

>6 obese mutts, a tranny and a janny
GODS you were cringe then

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>$350mill
That number, I think, was only valid with a very US-centered box office. Studios get less of the box office in countries like China.

typicaly alita fan too incelpilled to know the difference between profit and gross

Back to your containment discord you pathetic faggots

how are you faggots STILL talking about this movie

Sneed

cute robutts

I haven't been to this general in like a month, has the blu ray date been announced yet?

>butts

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provide evidence for why it was only US-centric

lol

>"boots at the beach"

lol, literally all they can "make fun" of us for since they saw from the meet-up pics we don't fit their "fat neckbeard incel" description

Speaking of, why are there not way more fat people in Iron City? I know the real answer (they're all actors, who are usually fit/in shape), but what would the excuse be for the in-movie logic? Without modern shit like social media, screens, sitting on your ass in front of a screen all day, shit nutrition, etc. everyone is average to fit in physique?

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>such low effort troll post

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brb gonna take my golden retriever for a drive on the tractor on my 22 acre property while you incels talk about cameron never giving you a sequel

23rd july my friend

STOP POSTING PICTURES THAT AREN'T ALITA MOVIE RELATED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

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stop making threads on Yea Forums that are /soc/ /trash/ /r/eddit related

>dog riding on a tractor
Stop lying you fucking inner city dwelling cunt. Everyone knows dogs run around as the tractor is driven. No dog rides on a tractor ffs.

Is this the /sneed/ general?

based LARP-poster

>sitting on your ass in front of a screen all day,
This is sort of the purpose of Motorball though. A mostly meaningless form of entertainment that is heavily encouraged and resourced by the Factory, instead of anything like books, movies or theater.

>there's a RONKER "action figure"
>it's just a shittily re-painted Gunpla
This stuff is so low quality I can't help but laugh at it

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Cool, I'll probably check it out. Now, I have to be going, before I catch the gay. Enjoy your weird general, bros.

>hates thread
>hangs out in it to whine like a bitch on her period

Rosa is CUTE

Back to discord fuckwits

>Econotimes

Lol.

I love Alita and I know there will be sequels, but this publication is worthless. pretty sure their articles are written by bots.

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>period blood
bruh

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yep, and digital download earlier in July.

Most people work as laborers in all likelihood, and food appears to be basic and scarce relative to modern society.

why wasn't this guy in Alita would have improved the film desu

If you don't think RONKER is the tightest shit then get out of my face. Spin-off when, Jimbo?

Chucky Fucky

Yeah this it's pretty hard to get proper sedentary fat as a laborer. You can still be chubby but unlikely to be obese.

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I didn't want to do the math for you, because I assumed you were a big boy who could do it himself. My apologies. Allow me:

$405million in box office - $350million needed to break even = $55million in profit

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The end of my degree is coming up soon and I just don't know if I want to be a lawyer or not.

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Can these faggots just stay in /soc/ or make a subreddit
Fuck off

>why are there not way more fat people in Iron City?
because despite the relatively "hospitable" lifestyle people seem to have, food and resources are probably rigidly rationed. Everything is cleared by the Factory and gives Zalem priority. That's just my guess since IC is only tolerated as slightly above a slave-caste.

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HI FRIENDS

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Out-lawyer people like Alita out-lawyers Zapan.

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oopsy, typo

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hello writefag

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good evening friend.

Fuck off bunch of faggots

>keeps reposting the same images for 500+ threads
>no discussion at all, just talk about your /soc/ meetups
kys niggers

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Can you all just drink bleach already this is just sad

but they stand, though....

They stand up and watch. Not only that, but looking at something lit up by lights is not nearly as harmful as looking directly into artificial light )IE screens)

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Back to discord don't shit up the board anymore

R E N T F R E E

>all one IP address
lmao at your life

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Yeah, they don't have TVs at home. They have to watch the big screens, or get tickets to sit in the stadium. But in the manga people can have Motorball POV streamed straight into their VR goggles. So that means all the top motorballers have a telepresence chip by default. They don't get into that in the movie though except that they comment on it being strange that Grewishka has one.

These threads are still happening? Fuck off already

What do you call this

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Why are you people still talking about this box office bomb months after it was pulled from theaters? It made less in its total run than captain marvel did in 3 days

Unlikely. Financial bomb that most people didn't like

Make a discord and fuck off already you faggots

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>bomb
now i know you're not even trying

Also are also movie discussion, because they deal with a lawsuit against Alita: Battle Angel. Which is movie. That is still running in theaters both in the US and Europe.

>thread is full of schizos
lol

Protip: "Making a discord server" is nothing of the sort. DIscord still owns the server. You're just setting up a private namespace for you and your "friends".
No thanks - keep your Discord.

Just checking in to see how these threads are doing. I don't come to /alita/ as often as I used to.

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It's beautiful, I want to meet these fellows altered deviants irl

Make a discord you turbofaggot

I think it's just the one schizo actually

You might just be burning out a bit running the final leg. Maybe give it some time and thought after the fact, try to find out if it's really something that's going to fulfill you long-term. Not that I'm at all qualified to give advice on the subject, mind. Here's some undercooked OC I could never figure out what to do with.

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make a discord you enormous faggot

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Take your meds

Doing great fren, there was a super chill meetup in LA on Saturday but there has been a weird amount of trolling since then

Post counts ONLY if you reply with a question or comment about Alita: Battle Angel.

NEW AND IMPROVED!

>In order of appearance, they are:

1. Discarded Core
2. Rainbow Shirt
3. Purple Pajamas
4. Pink Top
5. Baby Blue Top
6. Red Sweater
7. Moon URM Soldier Suit
8. Nude Doll Body
9. Green-sleeved White T-shirt w/ White Polka Dot Blue Boxers
10. Green Triforce Shirt
11. Ragged Gray Top
12. Black Leather Jacket w/ Blue Top
13. URM Training Kimono
14. Nude Berserker Body
15. Lavender Top
16. Red Zip Jacket
17. Motorball Pads
18. Black Leather Ensemble
19. Attack on Zalem URM Soldier Suit
20. Motorball Pro Body

Post counts ONLY if you reply with a question or comment about Alita: Battle Angel.

posts ending in 11-20 will get the corresponding look

Any other post besides 11-20 that ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, or 0 gets look 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, or 10, respectively.

Only posts (You)'ing this original post count.

Post counts ONLY if you reply with a question or comment about Alita: Battle Angel.

Now, roll, roll, roll!

Here's mine. What do you think Alita's favorite color is? What about favorite animal, assuming she only had the immediate animals in her environment or those she discovers from a book to work with?

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Thread theme?
youtube.com/watch?v=oG36rqzC9iU

jerome why don't you just frig off

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yeah me too, just wanna say hello to Alita's Army.
Still going strong i see, despite mad cringy schizos larping as multiple persons...

Nice
>Movie discussion

they don't and never cared. They just get mindlessly shitpost. It's wired into them.

This cancer is terminal

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GODS

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Schizo please...

I am obviously talking about Jerome.

Alita's favorite color is probably purple

You need help my man

Cringe

(you) need to eat a dick

Make a discord you obsessed fucks

First week or two of the month were a low point with loads of idiotic bickering, but it largely died down and we've been running smooth as of late. I think finally having something to look forward to with the Blu-ray date was a big help.

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Huntington Beach ain't L.A.

L.A. was the Passport to Iron City meet.

You speak like a hole and that's all you'll ever be dumb bitch kill yourself your dad will never love you fat sow

Can't you guys have a meet at Long Beach, like at Belmont Pier or something?

Reddit is that way retards

The more you troll, the more it bumps the thread and hardens our resolve. If you really want these threads to die sooner, STFU, never post in here again, and never lurk in here again.

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>they spent resources on a wholesome cyborg hug in the background of a scene that 99% of people would never even motice

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what the fuck are you on? i just posted butts

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kys nigger

Fatty

Time to fuck off you add nothing but low effort trash

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>COME ON GUYS, LETS HAVE A STREAMING PARTY TONIGHT

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CYTUBE SETUP TO STREAM?

>COME ON GUYS, LETS HAVE A STREAMING PARTY TONIGHT

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CYTUBE SETUP TO STREAM?

>COME ON GUYS, LETS HAVE A STREAMING PARTY TONIGHT

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CYTUBE SETUP TO STREAM?

stop projecting.
We know you are the lowest form of a schizoid nigger and you are suicidal, so just go through with it...nobody will miss you.

exactly. fuck off to a discord already you faggots

Oh like you just did?

115740092
>low_quality_not_even_really_bait.jpg
no pic or (you) for you

Wow, Jerome is so crazy he's literally talking to himself.

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you mad spic?

coming from King Schizo himself
this is just really really sad now

this user speaks the truth. Their hate fuels us.
wholesome :3

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Put me down for silver: color of the Moon, the markings, and the blade, if you want to stretch it.

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Time to fuck off to your containment discord spic faggot

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>thread #556
>the absolute state of jerome
Failure to kill these threads must be weighing heavy on his mind. What a loser.

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>>>getthefuck/out/

Nice comment and GET, Alitan!

However, I'm inclined to agree with this user:

Purple is one of the few colors she has multiple outfits of. It's also the color (besides metallic gray) of the Berserker body.

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he's unravelling before our eyes.

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>false flag pic scraped from the internet with no hand written time stamp
>all lies
>t. faggot
We expect better bait next thread faggot.

Been a while since I've gone on one of these threads. How we doing Anons?

I enjoy watching the IP count remain the same as Jerome rages for post after post.

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People who make the same low effort circle jerk trash are calling OTHER anons schizos and even came up with a name for the voice of dissent in their heads
Really says a lot just lol though...

>low effort trash including original fanart I guess

Ever noticed the motorball screens in this shot?
I've seen the movie 12 times and jumped around the camrip a lot, and I lterally just now noticed them.

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Purple goes well with orange.
Did we establish that they knew about Alita before they started making those knockoff toys? I mean, they're knockoffs of something else - not of Alita.

Sneed: Battle Farmer

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Battle Angel Alita is from the 90s, they must have at least done a google search before trying to trademark it a few years ago.

I did. And did you notice that people run wind generators on their houses, and seem to be living basically with very little electricity? It seems Motorball gets electricity, cell phones/radios and wall-to-wall big screens from the Factory. But people don't seem to have televisions or computers in their homes. Even Ido is working with old, dirty gear.

You're probably right, but what can I say - I like to mix it up.

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>Sneedlita: Battle Farmer
Based, we need some Alita-Sneed art

Back to discord freaks

>that pasty skin
>those lips
>that shit eating-smile

I don't need to tell you how much of a faggot cuck you look right, do I? You know already, I'm sure.

Yeah, sure, we're all incel, not like you, fucking that dog whenever you get the chance.

I won't claim that you're faking these images, I believe you and I'm sure that's you. However, you're still a faggot troll who should kys.
But, before you do, you should really watch Alita: Battle Angel. You might just be saved.

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this desu senpai

HI FREN
If I can lawyer by slicing people's faces off sign me up.
H-hi.
Thanks for the OC I'm gonna cherish it. And yeah I'll get through.

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not gonna lie it's pretty amusing watching him scream into the void.
yeah, it's a nice subtle reminder how Motorball is such a distraction for the masses.

Least it's easy to tell who's a spic when they post this trash

For a Gentleman farmer you're awfully spiteful to the less fortunate
Why are you like this?

SEETHING landlet poorfag aryan-dog-not-having incel lmao. I would post my chad face and chad children but they're not done yet.

Lot of fat retards trying to derail the thread suddenly. Maybe because we’re not whining about capt marvel or rose tico enough. Not owning the libs enough? Either way they’re not a problem. There was just a meet up in Huntington Beach that looked comfy. Blu-ray officially announced. How’s it been?

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Rolling. RE the animal question: given her clear fondness for dogs in the film I'd say that but manga Alita is big on cats so honestly it's a toss-up.

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Yeah that's totally in line with how its portrait in the manga. No luxury, i bet they don't even have fridges nor supermarkets, its all pretty shitty if you think about it.

You have to ACTIVELY try to be a fucking incel poorfag to be more pathetic than a farmer. Sorry effort is so difficult for you.

Oh dear. The market in my hometown will have only four copies of Alita BluRay on release day. I'll keep buying them as they keep refilling the shelf.

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cute dog but i still don't like you

Fuck off samefaggot piece of shit youve been here back to discord now shoo shoo

same but you don't have a cute dog or property or money or a gf :^)

CHECK'd, Satan.

We do mostly fine. As crazy and full of shitposts and spam as these generals can get, it's still nothing compared to the rest of Yea Forums

need I remind us of pic related? And that wasn't even at the peak. On the day of the finale, there were literally 97 threads out of the total 150 threads that were GoT-related. That's 2/3 of the fucking board, and they say WE'RE the problem.

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Can I ask a question?
Why does a general exist for this terrible movie?. Are you guys retarded or from reddit?.

t.person that liked the manga before even caring about this terrible mess of a film.

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it's always a little more troll heavy at this hour
just background noise

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I actually think that computers being hard to get a hold of is also an intentional thing by Zalem. Computing power is huge for the organisation of resistance/building understanding of how Zalem is physically held up. Those things together could be very threatening.

I'd rather have a thousand shit threads than 1 fucking atrocious reddit thread

Hurry up with your shotgun asprin

I'm not even being agressive towards you, I'm just asking why you're being like this?
You're a farmer, you're supposed to have good moral character

kek nice edit
ebin :^)

Well, Google has only been around since 1998.

Nothing will excuse your /soc/lite trash fuck off

>150
Holy fucking shit that's autistic
LOL stay mad Disney shill

simbly incel. Do you have plans making money this week? or is shilling alita your only income

If Disney hadn't posted the deleted scene from Captain Marble to rage-bait, nobody would think or talk about this shitty capeshit movie anymore. Its just forgettable.
Seems like BatMAAAM has taken the crown of most hated lefty-hero from her easily.

I'm basically Dan Bilzerian compared to you incels LMAO

Proves nothing other then what a basement dwelling larping cunt (you) are.

These threads are better suited to a facebook group

I don't know why we haven't had a streaming party yet. The whiny gripe is that the perfect bluray rip isn't available. I can't see how ths matters. Most of us have seen it 10 times already and will be alita posting in the chat non stop anyway.

I suppose everyone wants to ignore my question and act like a sheltered faggot on a floating lotus board. Yea Forums is tumblr 4.0.

fuck off to discord spic

Yea Forums is shit and generals are the reason why

>obvious reddit tourist
Way to out yourself

Thanks for the bumps, we're just that much closer to #999

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LETS HAVE A STREAM PARTY!

WHO HAS A CYTUBE CHANNEL?

LETS HAVE A STREAM PARTY!

WHO HAS A CYTUBE CHANNEL?

LETS HAVE A STREAM PARTY!

WHO HAS A CYTUBE CHANNEL?

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>good discussion and a handful of uberspergs writhing in the background catapulting us to a 2 hour thread
woah mama

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God damn it it I hate latinos. You guys are on par with the insectoid race.

kys spic

Your dog don't even got blue eyes, faggot. It ain't no Aryan and neither are you, Jewboy.

I got lots of land, I have a Siberian Husky that actually does have blue eyes, my cat is a white blue-eyed Persian (like me), I'm Chad, and my kids are currently in my ballsack. I ain't posting no pictures of any of that (especially not my ballsack, though I know you'd enjoy it), because I'm not so insecure with myself that I need to prove to strangers on the Internet in a thread I put down, ((yet still post in)), for a movie I put down, ((yet have never seen)).

>pic related; similar to what I look like

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Obsessed Schizo spic lol

Says the obvious redditor. Go and hang yourself by a nearby tree.

Are you guys calling Alita a spic because Rosa Salazar is a latina?

>ALITA STREAM PARTY!

WHO HAS A CYTUBE CHANNEL?

>ALITA STREAM PARTY!

WHO HAS A CYTUBE CHANNEL?

>ALITA STREAM PARTY!

WHO HAS A CYTUBE CHANNEL?

>ALITA STREAM PARTY!
no troll bully reply please

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IIRC they only filed a trademark in the early 2010s and it's obvious from the designs that it's a ripoff of Alita, so they must've heard Cameron was doing an adaptation and trademarked something very similar before Alita came out. But the thing is, they must've known their shit would never fly in court and only did the bare minimum to even sue, so what's their angle?

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>THIS IS THREAD #######

>THIS IS THREAD #######

>THIS IS THREAD #######

>THIS IS THREAD #######

>THIS IS THREAD #######

no one's laughing but me, at you, LMAO. I hope you reach 2000 because I'm chortling all the way. Sequel never, just like you'll never have sex. Jannies do your job and ban yourselves so these reddit threads will die off.

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Like the days of old

>no pics
k xD

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It's shit because of faggots like OP and his circlejerking redditors worshipping this boring film. God I wish I could enact selected euthanization.

Kek underrated

BBT, very respectable roll.

Yeah, she definitely seems to like Little Marks. Hmmm. I just feel like she's quite impressionable, literally falling in love with the first parental figure, food, boy toy, and animal she discovers. I just wonder what she would think if she broadened her horizons and discovered some other creatures.

End yourself spic

TRUE alita fans post their home address

>And they said normalfaggotry was terrible.

>It's a Discord server
>Somebody in California is raiding us
>All the more common these days
Oh, right. The lawsuit seemed to be rather lackluster, since they even forgot to pay the filing fee before the court reminded them about it - and then they even failed to deliver the lawsuit to Fox. It's unusual - I think - that people can't manage to serve a lawsuit on a huge multinational company. It's not like those companies bother to try dodge service - they instead make an argument about venue and jurisdiction.

Check'd

Having said that, fuck you.
You clearly haven't seen the movie. If you did, you'd know why we're so crazy about it. No one thinks it's perfect here, but we all think it's a solid 8/10 or 9/10. You know who else really liked the movie? Kishiro. So, fuck you.

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someone have a large version of alitty angel pic in the background?

You should watch the movie, it's really not good.

>hop in
god I wish

I'll never watch this movie because of you dumb spics

Starve the trolls by replying to this comfy post please.

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>I'd rather have a thousand shit threads than 1 fucking atrocious reddit thread
>I'd rather have a thousand really shit threads than 1 really shit thread

And people wonder why Yea Forums is trash.

Why do spics love weeb trash?

You'd have to be a retard to think I'm wrong without admitting alita is the worst fucking thread on Yea Forums. Typical alitard

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I've seen it. It's easily the best movie released in the past five years.

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Never seen the movie but sneed

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You should actually watch it. It's really one of the worst.

thanks fren

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>Out of work farmhand goes sit on neighbor's tractor while waiting for work
>Blames Mexicans for not having work
I think that's a bit of an overstatement. It has too many pacing issues for that. Maybe of the movies you've seen these last five years.

It's so low effort I can't even believe it
Shouldn't they be good at this by now

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>Good discussion
I just came here to ask for the 100th time to ask why is a general necessary for this terrible movie. But what I get is a bunch of subhuman insecure faggots deflecting criticism. I'm fine with people like you discussing terrible films as long as you admit to it's flaws.

But when you come back every week and force these reddit generals here just to waifufag rather than discuss I get to call you out on you faggotry.

I don't understand why the Colorado Alita anons troll our threads. I guess the posts bump us closer to #999. I am not sure its worth it though. The "dude weed" controversy they false flagged for the meetup was kinda funny. This spiic hate trolling is really shitty though.

Of course friend comfy forever.

I have watched it
What movies do you think are better?

very based numbers

>spic x6
Aww did you learn a new word today

I do see her as more of a big cat of she's in that direction. More cheetah-esque than housecat.

No you should actually watch it. It's really bad if you've seen it.

Alita's speed and precision in combat reminds me of how birds of prey hunt. I think she would have an affinity for them if not for Zalem's pesky anti-avian policy.

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Spics admire other spics. Wow so shocking.

>comfy posting gets more (you)s then trolling
How will Jerome ever recover?

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California Alita vs Colorado Alita Fans Royale Rumble w/ Cheese

B T F O
Also thanks jannies :^)

If that were true alita would get a sequel

>that shitting-eating grin
wow 10/10 literary skills LMAO. one of Yea Forumss tropes

Joining in on Operation Comfy

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>tfw godzilla a good movie is almost out and none of you incels are using your autism to advertise it for free COME ON KAIJU BROS

I have to admit, Jerome's state of mind is scaring me.
All that impotent rage bundled up into one person, it must be unbearable.
Just image the swollen veins on his forehead, the saliva dripping from his ugly mug, the smell in his living room with all the trash towering over him while he relentlessly pours his negative emotions in this thread. Despite all that, nobody really gives a shit about him,... maybe this is everything he has left?
Its so sad and insane. What a waste.
I am probably thousand miles away from him, on another continent, sitting on my balcony watching the sun go down with a glass of whine in my hand and my laptop, totally comfy actually, but the mere thought of his existence is giving me the shivers.
If we somehow could transform all his rage and hatred into energy, we had electricity for years.

Bad bait
Actual fans don't want to fight or to false flag

You're fucking stupid, I have to comment.

>I hope you reach 2000 because I'm chortling all the way.
It looks like that, because every time you post those laughing whores in our thread is bumps it. Do you understand be? YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE THING YOU MOCK. So, mock yourself.

>Jannies do your job and ban yourselves so these reddit threads will die off.

If Jannies and Mods went away, it'd be anything goes. No rules about posting. How would that stop these threads? People would just post in them more.
>Jannies do your job
They clearly aren't doing their jobs today, because otherwise we woudn't have all the mountains of spam we've had these past two threads.

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>YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE THING YOU MOCK
If only you could contribute enough to Cameron to get a sequel LMAO. I'll keep mocking you incels because I get results and you don't

>quality discussion still takes place thanks to the shitposting being so weak
>threads zip along at a pace we haven't seen since April
>trolls eventually get bored and the comfyhours kick in
We've got this machine well-oiled, frens

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>streaming the camrip
I'd rather wait for July 9 unless I set up a stream at the IMAX screening.

I'll watch Godzilla with you user do you guys have a general up?

No, fuck you spic. I've seen enough of this trash to judge that it's at best a 6/10 film. Faggots like you lap this shit up like the subhumans you are. Kishiro only liked it because it generated relevancy to his dying creation. But I see that relevancy was a mistake.

At least you admit it. Check out the movie when the digital drops, you'll probably love it.

I really want to like that movie. Love Godzilla in general. Hate that hag from stranger things. But it also stars the guy from Early Edition, so that’s 2 positives outweighing the 1 negative. Will be seeing it most likely.

>quality discussion
Literally where and when? It's all been cringe, waifu and /soc/ posting for the last 300 threads. The people who actually talk about the movie haven't been here in months. Jesus Christ incels are such insufferable retards.

so /c o m f y/

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BASED. WILL BE SEEING IT 16 TIMES AND BUYING THE BLU-RAY 26 TIMES. GOD I LOVE KAIJU KINO GO GO GOJIRA SHIN IS BEST

We don't need to do anything.
Remember:
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; who is the one who gets burned?

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the shitskin is mad lol

>THIS IS /KOTM/ THREAD #226

>THIS IS /KOTM/ THREAD #226

>THIS IS /KOTM/ THREAD #226

>THIS IS /KOTM/ THREAD #226

>THIS IS /KOTM/ THREAD #226

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>115742264
Even if it were, it's ONE thread. Just one. A drop in the ocean of piss that is Yea Forums. Go do this shit everywhere but here, because you've trolled us plenty. Oh, and no (You) for you.

Now that was a bad film

Tractor boy is so paranoid of illegal aliens putting him out of a job he refers to all of his enemies by "spic".

>555 threads
>a drop in the ocean
I've had to look at your shit literally every time i've been on since the movie came out and before it came out
you are pedophile cancer, sorry it's true!

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Do you guys remember that Brie played a role in this fine movie.
Me neither.

by alita's standards it should have 6536 threads.

Because they must worship grorious nippon.

hi

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Vote For Alita

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replying for comfy

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>blonde alitty

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>You better go back and pick up F4 and his coward friend Alita!

Pseudo Hivemind

SUKKU BE HEALED FREE REPAIRS NO SHOES MEETUP #6 COMFY WHOLESOME :)))) incel buzzwords are so fun

ALITA SLOW DOWN

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Hi!

>Did someone say sukku?

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based cringeposter

You missed kissu and boop

You misquoted me. I actually fucked up with the hyphen putting it between 'eating' and 'grin' instead of between 'shit' and 'eating'. Otherwise, I didn't mess up. Either way, even if I do mess up, I'll pull a Yea Forums and say it was an "intentional artistic decision"

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Cars should be banned as well.

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imagine she suck your dick at night and looks up to you with those glowing red eyes

>There will be no escaping me, Jerome.

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Many thanks to the anons who brought chocolate to the meetup and bonus points to VA for those awesome cupcakes

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imagine if /alita/ posted about the movie instead of cringe waifu posting and cancer. GODS these threads would be dead in a week, based incels keeping it alive through the power of low-functioning autism.

I liked Kong: Skull Island and remember thinking Brie was fine in it, though I don't remember any of her performance. John C. Riley was great.

Wtf there's a movie?

Leeta a slut

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extra special thanks to the user who shared out the FACTORY 33 APPROVED CHOCOS. it was güd.

>Nice work, Leeta. Here's your cut.

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Damn good chocolate given that it's movie merch

Those little orange slices look tasty as hell.

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I know this is a troll, but I'll bite. In this ONE thread alone, let alone our hundreds of threads, we have:

THAT'S WHERE

Here's one more: outside of the obvious (guns), what weapons do you think Alita would be really good at using, or would like using the most? Bow and Arrows/Crossbow? Daggers? Pole-arm/spear? Maybe a battle axe for the battle angel?

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I'm still kicking myself over not snagging one of the IC beers. I know one was just an IPA but it would've been nice decoration.

I should have kept mine instead of drinking it but I did get a Kansas pint glass

lmao don’t forget a little something for our husky troll friend.

Movie was entertaining, but Brie was forgettable.
Nunchaks

She uses just about all of that in the manga, plus some high tech drone explosives. I hope she gets her giant butterfly Damascus blade in the sequel, probably wouldn’t be until 3 though.

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lol, you are a liar, because these generals first started after the movie was already out.

Oh, so you're that 40 nigga-posting nigga.

>sorry it's true!
AND you're the "personally, in my personal opinion" faggot. You're nothing but a seething mean spirited liar who is jealous of this general for lasting so long and jealous of the passion we have here. It makes you so made all you can do is hope but tear us down a peg anyway you can, but it won't ever work, and i literally only gets us more bumps and closer and closer to our coveted 999. Kys, Jerome, seriously.

Forget pic related aaah

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God, I can't believe I actually miss Leeta after all this shit.

kys spics

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I'm having a harder time coming up with weapons she wouldn't like. Something overly-large and unwieldy, maybe (though what's unwieldy to Alita?)

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I'm biased because I think spears are cool and it'd go great with the wanderer/poncho look.

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I think she'd be great with throwing weapons

Who needs weapons?

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115744264

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Fake Sneed Poster

you first lol

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Man, this thread went by super fucking fast. Thanks, trolls! On to #557

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>I don't want blood on these hands too. You and I are going to have a little talk.

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only way to respond to sneed. Starvation.

It's over. Stop talking about it.

Two and a half hours is pretty quick

>wants fast threads with no discussion
Yeah you people are truly retarded

They're getting played and they don't even know it. Beautiful.

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Lol....you're so dumb. I'm saying the trolls (like you) are so retarded that they don't see how they only make more of these threads happen by bumping them and making them hit the bump limit faster, thus forcing us to make the next thread even sooner. We actually had a pretty great thread of discussion going throughout, despite your best efforts.

See: Now, run along, little spergie! I'm baking the next thread.

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That was why I wrote Anya as having thrown knives because they're cool hell.
I think polearms suit Alita's fighting style by giving her a significantly extended reach, since that's her only real weakness when considering her use of melee weapons.

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Go for it, fren. Bake well.
Alita transforming into a whirlwind of death with a polearm would be fucking tops.

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HOT & FRESH SPECIAL BREAD
HOT & FRESH SPECIAL BREAD

HOT & FRESH SPECIAL BREAD

HOT & FRESH SPECIAL BREAD

>since that's her only real weakness
pretty much and she's lucky that she's absurdly fast even without the hyper strength given by the berserker body. Being kept at a distance would've been a (second) auto win for Grewishka if she didn't have the Damascus blade.

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>reach is her only weakness
I'm pretty sure there's a part in the manga where she's fighting someone who has a long weapon so she tears one of her arms off to use as a baton

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

how is she so perfect