I'll keep this short; your campaign of abuse towards myself and my family is highly distressing, and I am currently pursuing legal action at the highest level. I tried to reach out to you on Twitter but it seems getting a response is insurmountable, therefore I must lower myself to your level by making this post. I am utterly stumped by your lack of common decency, and unless you stop looking down on me, the consequences will dwarf your expectations. They don't call me WARwick for nothing.
>Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
>BrieLarsonFan2004 you most definitely are you combobreaking faggot
Julian Long
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Chase Fisher
Dear Warwick, Oops sorry about that mate, you alright? Sincerely, Yea Forums
Brody Powell
>and my family But I wanna bang your daughter lil nigga
Brandon Jones
how does this midge have a bettwe jawline than me?
Owen Williams
>Ill keep this short
I dont think you get a choice in that buddy
Evan Lopez
>the consequences will dwarf your expectations lost right here
Kevin Bailey
i want to fill your daughter with my cum then pass her around and share her hole.
Gavin Long
Based Cringe
Cameron Bell
Tall talk
Colton Johnson
JC, you're here bullying a small person you b*l***a* piece of crap
Hudson Long
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Alexander Wilson
Dear Warwick,
I never meant to belittle you or make you feel small in any way, I hope this hasn't stunted your confidence. This was just a small scale misunderstanding and I hope we can put this petty squabble behind us. As a gesture of good will I've sent you a wee something. You should find a mini bottle of whisky, a pocket sized camera and a platter of shrimp on your porch.
Speak to you shortly, Yea Forums
James Johnson
If it really is you Warwick, I'm going to tell you right now that acknowledging Yea Forums in anyway is a bad idea. Threatening or pursuing legal action is even worse. If you ignore it, they'll get bored and move on. If you make a stink, well they won't forget so easily. I'm sure you know what the Streisand Effect is, the same principle applies here. Just ignore the insults, because if you continually try to involve Yea Forums in your life, you'll get what you're aiming for and more.
Bentley Nelson
You sound like a redditor with your lame puns, sir!
-WA Davis
Brody Howard
did you just assume my gender?
Jose Wilson
Do you stand at desks to use a computer or do you use a playskool table set at home?
