What's Yea Forums's opinion on The Crank films. I think they're really fun

Post kino soundtrack
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>Amy Smart gets banged on top of the tuba player in the orchestra pit

fag

I like Jason Statham.

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CHEV CHELIOS

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AL-QAEDA! AL-QAEDA!

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Some of the greatest achievements in American cinema.

I actually have the ringtone from the first movie on my phone.

I want to save crack ho bai ling.

how the F can there be a sequel when the guy fell out of the airplane

he got better

Don't think. Do not analyze. Just enjoy the ridiculous ride. I love these stupid, yet fun movies.

A series of events that can only be described as "implausible"

Great movies. First one is far superior tho.

>sux muh dick, sux muh motherfuking, motherfuking....

Exactly what the people who made the first one thought when they were offered the chance to write a sequel. So they wrote the craziest shit they could just for the money but then fell in love with it and made it themselves.

You ever wondered why you should shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

Watched the first one and really liked it. Should watch the second one someday.

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he was a large male individual

bro if you're asking that dont even wanna know what the 2nd one ends with

Hilarious, looney tunes for adults
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Cool I'll have to check that out

I must have used it as my own for at least a year when it came out. My flip phone was giving me the good vibes each time it rung.

These kinos could not possibly EVER be made today.

wishing for a 3rd movie, before Amy Smart hits the wall (if she hadn't already)

Second ones good desu.

Ride is the perfect way to describe the movies. It doesn't stop until the credits roll.

I can't recommend it enough.

The first one is perfect. I love the second one too but there were a couple of bits where it went a little far and became cringey.

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Somehow if they get around to doing a third one, I hope they can stay in the same mood, but you're right.
I hope they get money from a oil money guy or a Russian oligarch so they can say fuck you to every bitch that would try to tame them with the bait of financing them.

Kino
I need to watch it again

Exactly my thoughts on Ghost Rider 1&2. I thought they did a nice job with GR2, if only the script wasn't complete garbage.

>Maynard and Reinholder
>kino

The Crank series was a breath of fresh air, but also the last pulse of a certain type of movies we'll get for a long time.
Yes we have action, but we don't have action plus real non onion mcu humor.
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Thought the first one was great. Never watched the second one because I heard it undoes the main character's death and that' retarded.

Ghost Rider 1 is one of the top ten all time worst.

watch it, its almost as good as the first one and the reason why he is alive is so janky but it just works

Crank 1 is a great action flick but 2 is an exploitation masterpiece!!!FACT!!!

I rewatched Crank a few weeks ago and I must scratch the itch about Crank 2 this thread gave me.
See you after Chev kaiju kino.

there are reported cases of people surviving that

Bumping that shit while my torrent DLs.

FUCK YOU CHELIOS!

First Crank is a solid 9/10, 2 is pretty meh

That's where you're wrong. 2 is a pretty okay action film, while 2 pure fun, and over the top comedic genius

Both are fantastic but the second is true kino and ultimate pleb filter

This.

You're so wrong.
Crank 2 is one of the best actions film of the last 20 years.

i'm downloading the first as we speak as i haven't seen either in years and will give 2 another go. i just remember it being kinda disjointed compared to the first

first one's great, second one sucked

Crank 2 is action kino

*blocks your path*

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>did he just do the white-power sign?

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I like this movie just for the villian having psychic powers for no reason other than fuck you its fun.