ITT: one-liners that should be changed to 'have sex'
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>Have sex with me if you want to live
t. T2
Those who have sex control the universe
you morons are doing it wrong
>incels incels everywhere
have sex
You're one sexy motherfucker
>I'll have sex
implying these arent brilliant
We're going to need to have sex
Tell me about Bane! Why does he refuses to have sex?
I am capable of having as much sex as you are Dimitry
Frankly my dear, I don't have sex
This was just a recycled quote from T1, the better one would be HAVE SEX LA VISTA.
>theres two kinds of people my friend - those who have sex and those who dig
Why don't you make like a tree and have sex?
Mrs. Robinson I think you're trying to have sex with me
remember when I said have sex? I lied.
>you talk the talk, do you have sex?
>The things I do to have sex
wait..
Have sex, Slytherin, have sex. HOWEVER
Literally the only funny one in this thread.
"Have sex" is such a shitty meme.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to have sex.
So who has sex first?
You have sex first?
I have sex first?
I've seen the first half of True Lies 100 times but I can't remember if I've ever seen the end. The last moment of recall I have is when she drops the uzi down the stairs and accidentally kills a bunch of terrorists. First half of rhat movie is endlessly rewatchable
>I didn't have sex.
>I don't care.
first one to talk gets to have sex
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to have sex.
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would have sex, before throwing him out of a plane.
At least you can have sex. Who are you?
That's what she had!
fuck it fits so good
life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what you're gonna have sex
Kek
why on earth didn't chadmure immediately draw his blade and sliced those immature ungrateful brats throats wide open right there and then?
that's what she said
>Luke... have sex.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What the fuck was his problem?
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have sex, in this life or the next.
>have sex?
>have sex
umm he was an incel duh
why do you think he went and hid in a cave after RotJ
he tried to have sex in the celebration party and got laughed at so he fled and hid for the rest of his miserable incel life
Kevin McCallister: I don't know how to have sex. I've never done this once in my whole life.
Jeff McCallister: Have sex.
Kevin McCallister: That's what Megan said.
Megan McCallister: What did I say?
Jeff McCallister: You told Kevin "have sex".
Megan McCallister: The dope was whining about never getting a gf. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
>Obi Wan never told you to have sex
THE SEX
YOU HAD IT
WE CAME
I want you to have sex as hard as you can
Fuck, I lost
lost
>That’s a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your sex
>What do you propose?
>It's simple, we uhh, have sex
>why don't you take a step back and literally have sex
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and have sex every once on n a while, you could miss it
>people pissing on the stage you know they just don't care
COITUS
i can picture him screaming the firs tpart out then quietly whispering havesex part
If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
Have Sex has the upper hand!
Uh, you don't get to have sex
>Frankly my dear, I don't have sex.
Live with me if you want to cum.
Today I will remind them: you can't call yourself a -cel unless you are a kissless, hugless, handholdless, kiss on the cheekless, virgin
if you're good at something, never have sex for free
If you're good at having sex never do it for free
MEIN FUHRER!...I CAN HAVE SEX!
>CIA: If I pull that off, will you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful
>CIA: You're a big guy.
>Bane: Have sex.
>If I have sex...
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
Houston, we have sex.
This is actually so fucking retarded that it works.
>If I have sex, will you die?
>It will be extremely painful
>You're a big guy
>For you
You beat me to it. Well done.
>What's your name?
>HAVE. SEX. That's my name.
>I didn't have sex with my wife!
>Have sex!
Have sex.
>Mein Führer...Steiner...
>Steiner had sex
>I have always liked.....have sex
>ha ha ha ha I made a funny
Dude, I almost had sex
>Anakin, You were supposed to bring sex to the force, not leave it in darkness!
based
You're having sex with the big boys now
>Hey everybody! We're all going to have sex!
And my dick reaches allllllllll the way over here. Then I. Fill. Your. Twink. Hole.
I fill it up.
SUCKAAAAGE, Eli.
SUCKAAAAAAAAGE!
Far too much effort, get out of here.
>If you're not having sex, then you're my enemy!
>Only siths have sex.
>Luke: "your overconfidence is your weakness."
>Emperor: "Have sex."
>DO
>NOT
>HAVE
>SEX
>I'm going to offer him sex he can't refuse.
Based caddyshack poster
Sex. Have sex.
Have sex, punk.
The have sex plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here! But only one of you!
Idiot.
I'm going to need a name here user.
Sex? Where we're going, we don't need sex.
HAVE SEX!
Some men just want to have sex.
>ill have sex
>shaken not stirred
You don't know the power of the dark side. I must have sex.
>What is having sex worth?
>you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! HAVE SEX, SIR!
>Got him! I got him!
>Great kid. Have sex.
I find your lack of sex disturbing.
kek
I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I cant have sex
Go ahead, have sex
>Have sex, Bennet.
Have sex, Sam.
YOOOOOU
SHALL NOT
HAVE SEX!!!!
Would've been better if it went
>What is Jerusalem worth?
>Nothing. Have sex.
>Have sex, you fools!
>have sex, my invincible son
>Not reading the title.
Underrated
You're going to have to have sex to the Coca Cola Company
TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc had sex.
i literally laughed out loud to OP
You think you're a cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products have sex, can we?
>Are you going to have sex? Come on, have sex
>Frankly my dear, I don't have sex.
...
>Have sex - the movie
have sex!
All of them until incels finally learn
>Its over Anakin! I have sex!
>YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
Are you not having sex? Is this not why you are here?
>They may take our lives, but they'll never HAVE SEX!
I thought the
>fill. Your. Twink. Hole.
Was funny
have secs
>Have sex
>You have sex with your family?
>Sure I do.
>Good, because a man who doesn't have sex with his family can never be a real man.
Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had sex in the end.
>I'm a man
>Have sex
I want you to get up right now. Sit up. Go to your windows. Open them and stick your head out and have sex
YOU CAN'T HANDLE HAVING SEX
All fucking niggers must fucking have sex with my girlfriend
nah, ATSA EL SEXO, BABY
>If I take that off will you have sex?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy ;^)
>For you
H-A-V-E-S-E-X
Just
Have
Sex
Just have sex
It is really quite the best
Or put that noose around your neck, user
And we provide the rest
>Have sex.
have sex
take the red pill, wake up with a boner
take the blue pill and have sex.
>If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little Gambol here won't be able to have sex with his grandma.
Kek severely underrated
Legitimately feel bad for Rad in that moment
I've started using 'have sex' in my everyday life and it honestly works. Like 99% of people start seething, you can just tell they're insecure, even if they're not virgins but by how little they apparently have it. Or maybe the implication is just so humiliating. In any case saying 'have sex' with a smug expression and laughing always works, even on women
Some people hate because they are jealous. Sorry that you will never be as successful or beautiful as me but it’s not my problem, I’m gonna continue to have sex and do what I want to do.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop 'till nightfall.
Pippin: Have sex.
Aragorn: Haven't you had that already?
Pippin: We've had one yes. What about second sex?
Kys
Kek thought I was the only one. Had a good one over the weekend with my bros at the bar. There were a lot of girls around and he had no comeback.
Big yikes on that post.
You're having sex, kid.
>have sex, friendo.
El baseado.
"I only know that I love you!"
"That's your misfortune."
"Oh, Rhett! Rhett! Rhett! If you go, where shall I go?! What shall I do?!"
"Have sex."
>The truth is have sex
>Tyrion ask them to choose their leader
>nobody would so shit
>Edmure is the only one that offered himself
>immediately talked down by Sansa
Did people find this funny?
>But no, it can't be true I could have sex if I wanted to
I know. I know. I have sex which gives me vertigo and I get dizzy. Boy, what a moment to find out I had it!
ISILDUR, HAVE SEX!
We must stop the terror.
I call upon all nations, to do everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers.
Thank you. Now go have sex.
You havin sex with me?!
how long until Hollywood picks up on this have sex meme and its used as a cheeky one liner in a major motion picture and even advertised during the trailer
SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
>HAVING SEX
>DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES
To see your enemies driven before you an have sex.
I was raging at this scene desu. I didn't even remember the dude.
Houston, we have sex.
it would be had*
Hollywood has its finger as far away from the pulse as possible. Right up their own ass. Poop finger
You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together, and have sex.
YOU SHALL NOT. HAVE. SEX!
>If I pull that off, will you die?
>it would be extremely painful...
>Have Sex
>...for you
I don't think so, many celebrities and producers lurk Yea Forums. All it would take is one to talk to a producer about how funny the 'have sex' meme is and to co opt it. Plus it makes fun of incels so Hollywood would love it.
HAVE SEX
I'M CUMMING
What's the matter? STOLEN DEBIT CARD!?
>You’re too much of a wild cannon. I want your badge and your sex on my desk tomorrow morning
>And your other sex too
It's one thing to lurk and steal, but to actually use it appropriately, that's where they'll fail. Like they always do. Because they are cheap jews
>Lunch has been canceled today due to a lack of sex. Have it.
HAHAHAHA
Hollywood will take it once it becomes mainstream. Right now I haven't seen it on Facebook, and I don't go on reddit much but they tend to be on par with facebook for meming. Once those places or Twitter start using it, then Hollywood will add it for cheap laughs.
Cheap is the key word there
HAVE SEX!!!
the have sex meme is a government psyop designed to boost birth rates
>okay, Houston, we've had sex here
>Odyssey, this is Houston, say again, please
>uh, Houston, we've had sex
the best post on Yea Forums right now
>Have sex? That'll be the day.
"Have sex" is a line in the 1972 movie The Ruling Class. Really funny film BTW. You don't really think Yea Forums composed a new 2 word sentence, do you?
>At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. At last we will have sex.
You need to have sex!
SEX
>SEX
SEEEX
>SEEEX
SEEEEEX
>I have an army
>we have sex
>ISILDUR
>CAST YOUR VIRGINITY INTO THE FIRE
>DESTROY IT
>no
ITT: 75% of posters got the premise wrong.
lol
>I'm the only one here
75% of the posters made it better
Have sex
you must be having sex with me
That's it baby, when you got it, have sex ! Flaunt it!
Better to have sex for a night, than be an incel for a lifetime!
ITT: 75% of posters have sex
Put me in the screenshot
>Heigh ho! Heigh ho! It's off to have sex we go!
>Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we HAVE SEX!
heh
lol'd
I'll have sex, sir.
Thanks
>Have sex
Have sex, pam. You look tired
>Leia: I love you
>Han: Have sex
kek. Disney musical have the best potential.
I was expecting it, but I still lol'd.
Underrated
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Go on and have sex with the girl
>How about this? Shut your mouth... Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and have sex for you
>Have sex, pig. Have sex.
I COULD HAVE HAD SEX
have sex
>Look how they had sex with my boy.
>From now on, every word out of your mouth is "have sex", or I'm gonna hurt you.
It's bullshit! I did not have sex! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
>My hands are a little dirty....
>"Have sex"
Formerly have sex
>How could I have sex? Women and children can have sex, but not men.
Wtf I have that exact t-shirt
>nothing.....
>EBERYTING
This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword has sex with the souls of its victims.
>You need to have sex. I can't have sex for you. It wouldn't be fair.
>I didn't put nothin' up.
>Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this condom?
>have sex!
I shupposhe having sex is out of the table
>WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX
>The same one that still tell to have sex? To my FACE!?
We came, we we saw, we have sex!
*well
ISILDUR HAVE SEX
>Is he a bad guy?
>Yeah.
>How can you tell?
>Because he's an incel.
>There's no good incels?
>Have sex
>We have to have sex, jerry
>Have sex to save the friendship?
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain having sex
you either die a hero or you live long enough to have sex
Hello, Carson. Let's have sex.
>SEX HAVE JACK
>SEX HAVE JACK
>SEX HAVE JACK
>SMEE! NO NO NO THEY'VE GOT IT BACKWARDS! TELL THEM TO TURN IT AROUND.
>SWITCH!
>HAVE SEX JACK
>HAVE SEX JACK
>HAVE SEX JACK
>I have had sex, many times, niece. My wife and I were locked in a sex dungeon for years ever since the slaughter of your eldest brother, or have you forgotten? Now shut your mouth, Sansa The Raped.
thats the thing i love about these high school girls. i get older and they have sex
>All the whores and politicians will look up and shout
"Have sex!"
>And I'll look down and whisper
"No."
Nice
This is great!
>but honestly, i still think the people saying ''have sex'' are the ones not having sex
topkek
kek
>so am I
wasn't this a little too on the nose?
>I'll have sex with you, my pretty.
>And your little dog too
>No, have sex
>Have sex, Sam.
>Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and... have sex.
it's funny because he's a clown character who's done nothing except fucked up in every scene he's been in.
>Have sex, Jim.
>I'm here to chew bubblegum and have sex. And I'm all outta have sex.
Based
actually fucking hilarious because of the unnecessary and uncomfortable amount of effort
YO HOSS I JUST HAD SEX
WITH A HOBO
WHAT A FUCKING ORANGE BUFFOON YOU ARE DON DON
top fucking kek we need these threads daily
Ordinary fucking people have sex
SIDES: OBLITERATED
did this meme come from reddit? i''ve never seen it on /pol/
i can tell you have not had sex
Honey, I have sex the kids!
classic
hot
FPBP
imagine being Arnold in that moment and having sex
oh I know you don't want this thread to be as boring as it would be if everyone followed the rules
come off it
have sex
based
>Sex is for mortals
Have sex, you fools!
>indianna_jones.png
have sex. why does it always have to be have sex?
Haaaaave S E X!
(The Shining)
thank gods
the original premise was trite dogshit
>My fuhrer, I can have sex!!!
Go home and have sex
I love this movie.
Just make a new thread you niggers
None, this is the worst meme.
...
Sit down uncle
>I'll have sex what she's having sex
kek
He got AIDS from Jenny too
Based and Redpilled
BAZINGA
That's what makes have sex such an excellent line.
>t. makes 10 have sex posts a day but I haven't had sex in 2 years
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it..... have sex"