Heathens need not join
Old thread:
/got/ general: The faith and the crown are the two pillars that hold up this world. edition
Gabriel Gonzalez
Lucas Rodriguez
Reminder the gods choose the Targaryens to rule over Westeros.
Jaxson Jackson
Cersei Lannister is the one true king
Jason Nelson
It’sa me, Maario Naharis ;^)
Camden Gomez
reminder that the g*ds are false, only the 14 flames of old valyria are real and the t*rgshits were a bunch of colonial upstarts that didn't even have holdings in the lands of the long summer
Landon Williams
Was this the most based scene in the show?
Evan Perez
They chose not to get destroyed. A minor detail but important.
Bentley White
why do the jannies remove maario naharis :(
Mason Hill
1st For the purest and most beautiful Queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Will you do your duty and protect her smile? Lad of my lad
Wyatt Edwards
You think you're funny?
Grayson Peterson
WHAT THE FUCK
WHEN
WHERE
WHO
Joshua Rogers
Cutest psycho!
Sebastian Morris
make monster babies with the giant woman
Bentley Lee
howland sneed
Gabriel Phillips
To Highgarden
Aaron Johnson
>only the 14 flames of old valyria are real
Your heathen religion is already extinct. Confess your sins and you will float a cloud.
Levi Wood
I completely forgot about this shit, jesus christ.
And to think normies say season 6 was unironically good. Fuck me
Wyatt Miller
dany is about as valyrian as an american is english
Jonathan Scott
will they remake this when fat guy finishes the books?
James Peterson
here's your smirkfu, bro
Brody Harris
Cersei you will marry the luminary, our houses will be joined.
Jack Wood
>bend the knee, ser user
Brayden Price
>Janny removes maario posts
>allows waifu fags to ruin the threads
Brandon Adams
>will they remake this when fat guy finishes the books?
I hope it's animated.
Ethan Evans
>essos is the cradle of civilization
>there is only a small region of essos(andalos) that still(barely) worships the seven
repent pagan, the 14 are still strong in old volantis, the demon road, elyra, tolos, etc...
Michael Lopez
Would you?
Brandon Garcia
For me, it’s the Dornishman’s Wife
Gabriel Sanders
Why cant she be my gf bros
Chase Lopez
>essos is the cradle of civilization
The Faith came from Essos with the Andals and will return in the final crusade against the heathens.
Matthew Cooper
so they will crusade against a continent larger than westeros which doesn't even fully worship the seven and supposedly win?
Luke Price
Imagine being Tommen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Margaery Tyrell, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Geoffery and me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his bed-chamber. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommen and not only sit in that bed while Margaery Tyrell flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Kings Lansing tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, THE QUEEN LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet faith, kitty cats and later alleged gravity for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the Red Keep. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the Queen-Reagent calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Gold Cloaks could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Tommen. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Aiden Anderson
It'll be a cold day in all 7 hells before I bend the knee to some little cunt.
And I'm no knight.
Carson Price
Dany!
Christian King
What scene is this user?
Wyatt Phillips
>they didn't leave the White Walkers for the finale
>they didn't make the White Walkers an AI managed population control device left behind by the alien precursors who also did gene editing on the Valyrians, fucked with the weather and left the oily black stones everywhere
>they didn't turn the show into sci-fi in the very last minutes
i n c o m p e t e n c e
Eli Richardson
KINO
Mason Smith
The best thing this guy ever did was fucking her. I hope Satan is allowing them to continue this affair in hell
Levi Cook
>so they will crusade against a continent larger than westeros which doesn't even fully worship the seven and supposedly win?
In the end the gods side will always prevail against the unbelievers and blasphemers
We already see what happened to societies that worshiped false flags like Valaryia and what happened to them. They will all go the way of Valayria if they don't convert.
Cooper Edwards
Who wouldn't
Jonathan Parker
I'm in love with her
Wyatt Hill
what GoT character should I draw????
Oliver Brooks
The one true ruler of Westeros
John Gonzalez
Stannis then
Adam Miller
Draw Arthur Dayne, Las Espada de la Enfermedad de la Manana. Or Azor Apie.
DESU, I got rid of Mario Naharis because he's not as funny as the glowy-eye memes.
The Targaryens are incestuous lizard-lovers and must all be purged.
Nathan Sullivan
Melisandre with big boobs
Isaac Evans
The mountain always had the most kino art tbghwyf.
David Lee
Ashara Dayne?
Thomas Green
Good taste
Gavin Long
Threadly reminder the Lannister’s did nothing wrong.
Isaiah White
I legit have an erection everytime she's on screen
Word
Mason Thompson
>Tyrion didn't rape Sansa when he had the chance
>Did nothing wrong
Yeah no
Charles Jenkins
Carson Cooper
>how do we resolve all these plotlines
>just make them kill each other
bravo
Jayden Mitchell
Daenerys, Tyrion and Cersei were the reason the general audience watched the show desu
Gabriel Bennett
Put Jon in aswell and i'd agree.
Hunter Sanchez
Pyp...to the rangers
Tuttle...to the rangers
Halder...to the builders
Gared...to the Rangers
user...TO THE STEWARDS!
Chase Garcia
creating Joffrey was a mistake
Luke Cruz
>let's cut this out, women would never understand
Cameron Brooks
Movies would be great, split the big books into two but film them back to back.
Caleb Williams
Moshi moshi
Queen in da NORF desu~
Aiden Flores
Promiscuity.The whores of house Dampsnatch were too sexy to go unfucked.The well hung houses of Baratheon, Stark and Arryn united to depose and overthrow the cursed line of the pussy queens.
While Ned Stark and Arryn journeyed to the sex shop at Riverun I called the banners of storms end and rode out in force against the mad Queen and her sex slaves.GODS THOSE WERE SOME ORGY'S.
Our first victory occurred at Summer hall where I gave face to an army of pussy loyalists and pleasured 3 whores in one day.3 IN ONE DAY!
SEVEN HELLS MY NECK AND JAW GREW WEARY! We tried to take Ashford whorehouse in the reach but The Tyrell Femdoms beat us with whips.
We had too regroup.
My army was pursued North by Aeris army and took refuge in the stoney sept in the riverlands.
When the dampsnatch Whore army entered the town the sept bells tolled.A signal to the townspeople of the orgy that was to come.As the dampsnatches searched from brothel to brothel. The toy equipped forces of Ned Stark and the Tullys swept into the city.GODS WHAT AN ORGY THAT WAS! It was known as the orgy of the bells. We fucked the slut queens forces and sent them back to Queens landing.
Aeris's daughter Rhayona who started the whole thing finally emerged from hiding and assembled her own army to fuck us.
The orgy that would decide the fate of the seven kingdoms occurred at the the bay west of Maidenpool.
Rhayona commanded the royal host which was some forty thousand sluts.My men were outnumbered by nearly 5 thousand. But that didn't matter.They were fresh but we were Viagra hardened and had lust on our mind.As the orgy raged around us I fucked Rhayona on the shore of the bay. The stag and the slut in one on one sex session right there at the bay of the sea.I fucked with the fury of ten bulls pumping load after load into that Princess before burying my hammer one last time in her snatch. I fucked her so hard the crustaceans in her muff broke flinging them into the bay.They call it the bay of crabs now!
Joseph Perry
I wish Cersei would peg me
William Gomez
>dances on Dany's grave
Brayden Carter
i could punch this whore in the face
Aaron Brooks
When Dany is revived she’ll burn Winterfell to the ground before flying north to rape Jon. She might even keep Sansa alive to watch while she takes him
Nathan Edwards
Lmao keep crying Danytrannies
SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA
Ethan Powell
SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA
Connor Thompson
Imagine being this much of a faggot as these two.
Ryan Rogers
STANNIS REEEEEEEEE
Luis Russell
>imagine being retard enough to uninronically like sansa
Hudson Thomas
holy shit
Levi Wright
>That "acting"
Leo Adams
Zachary Perez
>Imagine being attracted to grannies and literal brain damage
Isaiah Scott
Any other losers want to talk about the objectively inferior books with me?
Charles Collins
BERICBROS REPORT THE FUCK IN
Oliver Gomez
Every day this image gets more and more true
Jason Thomas
Where did it all go so wrong lads
Xavier Carter
Holy kek
Samuel Sanchez
Why does this remind me so strongly of Bowie? And why do I like it?
Gavin Johnson
Why don't they circumcise in Westeros?
Aiden Perez
how about those (tru)aegonfags then?
John Edwards
*ceases to exist*
Parker Wright
>westeros
Joseph Powell
because they aren't jews
Gabriel Garcia
what a good little slag
Adrian Edwards
androgynous
Ryan Evans
it's cute
Jordan Jones
>Going through Kino S1-4 thrones scenes
>See a random /got/ poster in the comments
lmao
I laugh every time
Daniel Sullivan
>how about (true)Aegonfags then?
Why they are pic related of course.
Jason Martinez
I'm looking for a maid of ten and three with auburn hair
Zachary Rodriguez
this guy doesn't even look remotely Chad before all the editing, you might think they were enhancing a base that was already there but nope literally nothing
Tyler Hughes
Did he have it all worked out?
Jaxson Martinez
Book Dany wishes she could run off and be a normal woman and isn’t so ideologically driven so hopefully Book Jon will save her or at least put a baby in her
Nathan Jenkins
So now that it's all over, what was the point of Game of Thrones?
What's the thesis statement? What's the moral of the story?
Jose Gutierrez
do you remember that the scene immediately before this one is a close up shot of arya's face
Wonder what Maisie thought of that.
Jackson Brooks
She's not ideological, she's becoming the dragon she was born to be
Elijah Bennett
Fuck your aunt or she’ll go crazy
Dominic Hughes
bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
Aiden Peterson
>Fake Aegon fags are fake chads
Pottery.
Ryan Mitchell
The point was "don't bother trying"
Cameron Kelly
Beric should have been king.
Jack Diaz
Based /ecg/ undercover agents
Luke Lee
that it's all so tiresome
Jaxon Diaz
Parker Price
Aegon the pretender gonna die lol
Easton Edwards
Marriage is all but certain. Baby is possible I guess. Tragic ending is seemingly inevitable, but at least George will find a believable way to reach that point.
Wyatt King
He was great in all 6 episodes he was in
Kevin Johnson
"themes are for 9th grade books reports"
An actual quote from one of the Ds
Carter Gutierrez
Jon’s fear of having a bastard child make me think the child will come first, which is what prompts him to marry her
Isaac Perry
I understand that a lot of the major characters will be somewhat similar in the ending but does anyone else feel like Dorne will be extremely different?
D and D are obviously retards and after seeing the response to the Sand Snakes in S5 obviously decided to all but-erase the plot by murdering Trystane, Doran and Areo in the S6 premiere, not have them appear except for that tiny meeting with Olenna in the S6 finale, and then killing them all off early in S7.
They have a penchant on creating extremely convenient circumstances when they've dug themselves into their own little hole on account of their own incompetence. Similarly to Theon rescuing Yara in the S8 finale with complete ease (why have her kidnapped in the first place if it's that simple?)
I think Dorne in the show was simply DnD panicking.
Do you think it will be relevant in the books?
Logan Torres
good defeats evil
democracy works
Brandon Brooks
would've taken them?
Hunter Evans
if Jon and Sam had a baby this is what it would look like
Justin Barnes
>democracy works
if you have a magical all seeing being that can control everyone.
Benjamin Adams
Jaime/Cersei >>>>>> Jon/Dany
Jack Sanchez
This is more a Hot pie x Jon baby desu.
Jonathan Peterson
>Do you think it will be relevant in the books?
Do I think Dorne will be relevant? It’s the main muscle behind Young Griff’s bid for the throne.
Easton White
Jon Pie/Hot Snow
Noah Johnson
Kit Harington Checks Into Treatment Facility for ‘Personal Issues’
variety.com
what's his fucking problem??
Jordan Baker
>elective monarchy
ftfy
Chase Campbell
to never get invested in anything
Nathan Sanders
Christian Bell
The kingdom is fucked
Jayden Perry
In that case they'd have to know his true heritage first, no? Seems awkward.
Yeah, because they had actual screentime for their relationship to develop. People not buying Jon and Dany is totally believable when literally every successive scene featuring both of them in S7 is this huge, largely unwarranted escalation of their relationship.
Ryder Flores
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Aaron Gutierrez
So long, gay Jannies!
Ayden Adams
>what's his fucking problem?
I mean he did just act in one of the shittiest tv shows ever
Jordan Ward
Jeremiah Reed
Would you shave years off your own live to give to him so he can finish the books?
Ayden Gonzalez
Dorne is going to be huge in the books because Doran actually schemes properly and doesn't die stupidly, and will be the kingmaker behind fAegon.
Christian Baker
did you use fsjal as inspiration?
Lincoln Kelly
Reminder everything between s6e10 and s8e5 is filler
Jaxson Price
>Would you shave years off your own live to give to him so he can finish the books?
Depends on how many years. My family has good genes of living long.
Brandon Collins
HAHAHAHA
Joshua Cox
Honestly seeing GRRM makes me care less about GoT. The entire basis of our stories is a fat jewish man who peddles them to two Hollywood jews who get their jew overlords to turn it into something for mass goy consumption.
Goddamn this trash, why did I spend 10 years on it?
Oliver Anderson
What if the ultimate twist is never finishing the books? Wouldn't that be epic?
Ryan Moore
there was a benis scene?
Owen Russell
colossally and unexplainably based
Jordan Lee
Asher Turner
>hurr durr tempering a sword is the same as making it
it explicitly states that lightbringer was tempered in nissanissa's heart, as in the sword cooled off in her blood which makes a certain kind of sense, he didn't grab a metal bar shove it in and take a sword out
Nathan Gray
user would be a Mole's Town whore
Hudson Reed
yes yes very good
but where does Satin fit into this?
Christopher Sullivan
Look at how they massacred my boy.
William Campbell
>so he can finish the books?
he would spend all those years writing spinoff novellas.
Easton Collins
I don't care as long as I get to fit in Satin
Kevin Williams
aren't we all?
Eli White
No also I wouldn’t have known that those were until I googled it
Matthew Flores
His son will inherit Horn Hill because Sam is too much of a cuck to make Jon Tarly his heir, so it all worked out
Juan Cox
I miss him,bros :(
Robert Perry
>2048
>GRRM is now 100
>DON'T WORRY I'LL GET ON WINDS OF WINTER ANY DAY NOW
Gabriel Kelly
Watch out for crazy incestous queens
Matthew Ross
Guy's apparently a crackhead, "stress" and "alcohol" are the least of his troubles.
Eli Robinson
you're telling me you don't want to hear about the seventeenth blackfyre rebellion?
Jackson Cruz
>you're telling me you don't want to hear about the seventeenth blackfyre rebellion?
I'm convinced GRRM will finish Winds, but he doesn't want to do the last book. I don't think he wants to finish because he can't come up with an ending that he finds satisfying to him and the audience. (not the D&D bullshit ending)
Isaiah Rogers
>Doran actually schemes properly
Waiting so fucking long that everyone you wanted revenge on dies of entirely different causes isn't very good scheming.
Landon Jones
Which is better for mount and blade - A Clash of Kings or World of Ice and Fire?
I downloaded Clash - but for some reason the Red Keep looks like a generic castle and none of the factions are fighting each other
Kayden Adams
kek'd
Justin Nguyen
I just want to remind people that the Night King was an honorable man who tried to save mankind from the Great Other.
"He who passes the sentence should swing the sword" -Ned Stark (Our way is the old way)
The Night King had to personally execute the Three Eyed raven because of the old honorable tradition that the Starks followed.
He never wanted to kill anyone.
If you look at the battles, the White Walkers don't initiate the fights.
Who attacked first during the Long Night? The Dothraki.
The white walkers didn't even kill Sam in s2e10, they just walked past him.
The NIght King was a good man who tried to save us from the shitty ending of Bran becoming King.
Easton Murphy
Was the wight hunt the stupidest thing in the GOT tv universe?
Jace Bailey
Tyler Gutierrez
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Evan Martin
that's pretty crin.ge, he really wants the fame
Xavier Garcia
>he took no nourishment but bread and water during his fast
the it isn't a fast
what the fuck
Anthony Lee
No, it was kino.
It was pretty terrible but I think the underlying assumption on Tyrion's part that Cersei would ever not fuck him and Dany over was far worse.
Christopher Morgan
>The white walkers didn't even kill Sam in s2e10, they just walked past him.
and for that i can never forgive them
Leo Hall
didn't watch the documentary, how was it?
Jordan Cruz
Noah Foster
>didn't watch the documentary, how was it?
Mostly shit. I only watched the parts with the actors reading out season 8 scripts for first time.
Liam Murphy
No
Carter Morgan
That wasn't even his thing before this season, Richard Brake's NK was the one who made the iconic gesture
Gabriel Morris
painful
William Wilson
Because why would anyone willingly sacrifice most of your sexual pleasure?
Luke Rogers
George was letting D&D like in the bed they made, that's only reason for the delay, both books are coming soon now
Joshua Perez
It's a world blessed by the lack of Abrahamic religion
Angel Kelly
literally made for hugs
Xavier Cook
>George was letting D&D like in the bed they made
That's what I think at this point. That's why he gave them the false notes for the ending.
William Smith
ACOK is better
I’m building a kingdom right now after weeks of playing
Only issues is it’s warband and not Viking conquest so the naval combat and everything involved with it is utter shit which is an issue as it comes up quite a lot
Overall map size is small so you can get from Dorne to the north in about two or three days
A lot of the castle scenes are buggy or have things to be careful with
Essos factions regularly go to war with and invade Westeros and vice versa
Noah Roberts
i liked it
Jeremiah Gomez
based radmure
Zachary Myers
Do you think Disney is having second thoughts about D&D after seeing what happened to Game of Thrones? What happens if they get a big deal with Marvel after the first Star Wars movie comes out and they ham it in for the last two like what they did to Game of Thrones?
Wyatt Clark
I miss him lads
Nathaniel Gray
I cringe knowing the shit Edmure went though only to have his stupid niece tell him to sit down and have sex.
Wyatt Morales
Republic > Monarchy > Democracy
Isaac Richardson
>I miss him lads
He's up North user. He'll come back once the Boltons are killed.
Luis Bennett
is this the woman tormund was weaned on?
Anthony Martinez
No. They teamed them up with Rian Johnson before this season even aired.
At this point Disney has probably realized that poorly written shit that people will hate still makes tons of money and builds the brand.
Alexander Gray
>after seeing what happened to Game of Thrones
It becoming the most popular TV show on the planet? You're deluding yourself if you think anyone in the industry cares for critical acclaim.
Isaac Cooper
creates negative press for their movies by having their names attached to it. its less about what GoT was but what it turned out to be. when grrm went mostly hands off everything went to shit.
Jayden Brown
Kino
Xavier Martinez
D&D got HBO their highest viewership and subscription numbers while accusations of shitty writing were floating around back around season 4-5, so I doubt Disney care.
Ethan Russell
Whole reason for immortal part was to save an anime ninja teleporting goblin
Based before that
Nathaniel Green
I miss him.
Eli Young
Miguel Sapochnik should have gotten the Star Wars job.
Isaac James
>that’s going way too far
Normies are beautiful
Isaac Scott
Why is Theon such a traitor?
Cameron James
>elections
lol
Parker Johnson
:( I miss based Smurk-Fu posters :(
Liam Mitchell
Amazing. That’s the guy making the next Star Wars. Bet George Lucas is so hyped.
Brody Hughes
What about smugfu?
Dominic Martinez
Once traitor, always traitor.
The one true king sent their regards.
Eli Lee
why couldnt they have made him bloodraven? they could have done a flashback to the redgrass field. it would have made the character much more interesting instead of the random old man.
Austin Gutierrez
You’d still fuck. Don’t pretend she’s not still a 6/10 whilst you’ll never get past a 4.
Angel Ward
Let's be honest. If Viserys was the one who invaded the Seven Kingdoms he would have roasted Cersei and took the throne in an afternoon.
Nicholas Rivera
Based.
fuck theyawn
Henry Long
Goodnight sweet King. ;_;7
He was too pure for this world.
Jonathan Smith
>that's a 6/10
christ no.
Jackson Bell
This looks like Loli Lysa
Liam Foster
justice for the millers' boys
Christopher Myers
Julian Morris
lannisters btfo
Wyatt Thomas
what the FUCK happened to her jesus
she went from near perfection to the woman in greggs
Jason Nelson
The cringe
He needs to be stopped. I’m glad goblin killed him now.
Xavier Barnes
god this is why i only watch anime. D&D should hang themselves
Thomas Foster
Hudson Hill
>implying he’s wrong
>implying hating “2 white men” for the ending is not disingenuous
(((Weiss)))
Wyatt Robinson
5 nigga, she’s no less than average at this point
Michael James
Well my theory was that Jon would find out who he was, go to break up with Dany because muh incest, and that’s when she tells him she’s pregnant
Lucas Rogers
She’s a right cum dumpster here. Jesus Christ what do I have to do to claim her
Benjamin Ramirez
Landon Smith
Bran was based and in charge the whole time
Zachary Ortiz
so ned stark concluded that joffrey was a lannister not a baratheon from the fact that he had blonde hair not black? because that's not how genetics work
Mason Johnson
I just see a black image wtf
Nathaniel Edwards
1st For the purest and most beautiful Queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Will you do your duty and protect her smile? Lad of my lad
Austin Morales
Clash is the best. Most polish, the biggest etc.
It's in version 7 but I like version 3 the most. Its when the most cool stuff was added before he did tweaks I dont like
Brandon Brown
Why miss him when bran is still alive?
Jack Davis
Could be. That was honestly exactly what I expected going into this season, but I guess the pace they set meant he would end up aborting his own kid.
Joseph Mitchell
Brayden Clark
aaaaggghhhh
Christopher Thomas
Amazing writing for dabid
Daniel Ross
is this real
Parker Reyes
Well he was following Jon arryns footsteps, and knew he discovered something that got him killed. This was probably the most obvious clue. He’s still a retard for following the exact same steps as Arryn and expecting not to share the same fate. He even tells Cersei he knows, as if this time she won’t do something different
Sebastian Perez
me too user
Jaxson Hill
Ah yes yes, very good, well done, well done indeed.
However.
Elijah Barnes
Bobby had like a couple dozen bastards who all looked a lot like him, including one he sired on a different Lannister. Three blonde kids off the wife who hates you is pretty unlikely.
Sebastian Cruz
Fucking kek. Only thing I could say is it’s from their point of view, so each would have different ideas of what’s “sexier”.
Eli Perez
unlikely but entirely possible
Sebastian Walker
>kill the night king
>every other white walker/Other/wight dies immediately
I know they set it up with that ambush they did, but god damn is this some lazy ass George Lucas prequels writing garbage.
Robert Rodriguez
>is this real
yes
Jordan Martin
>Tyrion: Bran the Broken crime is running rampant throughout the kingdom. Our reports say there is a rape every 3 minutes
>Bran: I must be going then
>Tyrion: Going where
Aaron Brooks
Care for a peach, user?
Jordan Rivera
Jose Anderson
why didn't they just try to snipe the night king early on
Robert Jackson
what did Stannis mean by this?
Nicholas Taylor
life imitates art
Charles Allen
better question is why did Night King show up at all?
He knew (or at least assumed) he would be immune to dragon fire.
But he knew he was vulnerable to both obsidian and valyrian steel, both of which he knew they would have. Why not just send his minions to get up and close? He didn't seem like a cartoony bad guy that had to do everything himself.
Bentley Lewis
By the light of the seven. Pissed maself.
Charles Jackson
>/got/ will return when someone decides to adapt the books again
the good days are ahead of us boys
Jackson Campbell
>Going where?
Kek, reading this as Tyrion made it 100x better
Jackson Brown
Dominic Edwards
Cause rushed story. Should of had the walkers be sent in and each of them eventually defeated. With that a section of the army is beaten, and the NK needs walkers in order to keep up the masses.
Jaxson King
How was Theon so arrogant? At least Jon is a really related to the starks, I can’t see Jon being a cunt to him either, why the hostility?
Jaxson Robinson
>How was Theon so arrogant?
inferiority complex
Landon Jackson
>dunk and egg stories
>both get killed violently and randomly
ok george. we get it. you're edgy
Grayson Long
Bran kept his pony well in hand, and did not look away.
His father took off the man’s head with a single sure stroke. Blood sprayed out across the snow, as red as summerwine. One of the horses reared and had to be restrained to keep from bolting. Bran could not take his eyes off the blood. The snows around the stump drank it eagerly, reddening as he watched.
The head bounced off a thick root and rolled. It came up near Greyjoy’s feet. Theon was a lean, dark youth of nineteen who found everything amusing. He laughed, put his boot on the head, and kicked it away.
“Ass,” Jon muttered, low enough so Greyjoy did not hear. He put a hand on Bran’s shoulder, and Bran looked over at his bastard brother. “You did well,” Jon told him solemnly. Jon was fourteen, an old hand at justice.
It seemed colder on the long ride back to Winterfell, though the wind had died by then and the sun was higher in the sky. Bran rode with his brothers, well ahead of the main party, his pony struggling hard to keep up with their horses.
“The deserter died bravely,” Robb said. He was big and broad and growing every day, with his mother’s coloring, the fair skin, red-brown hair, and blue eyes of the Tullys of Riverrun. “He had courage, at the least.”
“No,” Jon Snow said quietly. “It was not courage. This one was dead of fear. You could see it in his eyes, Stark.” Jon’s eyes were a grey so dark they seemed almost black, but there was little they did not see. He was of an age with Robb, but they did not look alike. Jon was slender where Robb was muscular, dark where Robb was fair, graceful and quick where his half brother was strong and fast.
Robb was not impressed. “The Others take his eyes,” he swore. “He died well. Race you to the bridge?”
“Done,” Jon said, kicking his horse forward. Robb cursed and followed, and they galloped off down the trail, Robb laughing and hooting, Jon silent and intent. The hooves of their horses kicked up showers of snow as they went.
Justin Robinson
>Jon you get the runt of the litter, hahaha
Why didn't Jon make fun of Theon for not even getting a wolf?
Kevin Moore
>'ow about I shove me runt right up yer tight little boatwhore ass, ya dickless little fuckboi
Cooper Evans
>Egg ascends as King
>Ser Duncan follows him and becomes the Lord Commander of his Kingsguard
>becomes a legend of Kingsguardsman
>Aegon requests him to come with him to protect him during a ritual to hatch dragon eggs with wildfire
>even though its a complete disaster Duncan manages to save and evacuate many people before the entire castle becomes a nuke
>still dies
All you had to do was chill the fuck out Egg with the dragons.
Angel Ortiz
Fuck you, Joffrey was unironically based and redpilled
Brody Richardson
>4 iq black people on tw*tter say something happened
>wow that must have happened!
seriously fuck these people
Ryan Diaz
>house descended directly from Valyrians
>literally called House Velaryon
BRAVO GEORGE
Benjamin Edwards
And nothing of values was lost
Samuel Torres
>How was Theon so arrogant?
Weird self defense mechanism to hide his envy of the Starks. Also that execution opening is kind of fucked to revisit after you realize Theon grew up worrying that Ned would execute him as a hostage if/when his dad acted up again.
Joshua Bailey
Name three Targaryens you’d romance that aren’t Daenerys
Tyler Parker
>season 1 had good writi-
Hunter Walker
Great taste, user. Have some incest.
Aiden Hill
Viserys!
Carson Davis
Egg was trying to save the smallfolk from the yolk of the high lords. But there was some people who didn't want to see the return of the dragons. Some people who wear chains around themselves, but it's all of Westeros who are their slaves. Fucking grey rats will get what's coming to them soon.
Owen Thompson
Someone get this man a metal!
Parker Anderson
based
Kevin Jones
Rereading those chapters, Jon was actually a pretty sulky and resentful little bastard before he went to the wall and grew up. The development was so slow I didn’t even catch it on the first go around.
Dominic White
>yolk
Is this a fucking pun or do you not know what a yoke is
Jaxson Ross
Given how dumb the TV post game wrap up was, probably not.
Hunter Ramirez
lol moon is egg
Juan Hill
Aegon wanted the power to aid the smallfolk. He knew the lords would never accept his more radical bullshit without dragonfire backing him up
Brayden Williams
why what right does the wolf judge the lion
Christian Thompson
well its the same in the books so blame martin
Jacob Johnson
>pun
Yes? Should I have said he wanted the lords beaten instead? Wanted to fry them with a dragon? It would have been a sunny day in Westeros if he had succeeded?
Carter Mitchell
>I don’t really care about the people, innocent or otherwise lol
Jaxon Robinson
Christ, i've read fanfics that were better written than this trite crap
Asher Martin
how is the fact that there stacks of wildfire below King's Landing not common knowledge?
Oliver Sullivan
Xavier Morales
You can’t make a revolution omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Camden Sanders
Ser Jorah snorted his disdain. “How profound.” The exile knight had no love for the old man, he’d made that plain from the first. “What do you know of dragons, anyway?”
“Little enough, that’s true. Yet I served for a time in King’s Landing in the days when King Aerys sat the Iron Throne, and walked beneath the dragonskulls that looked down from the walls of his throne room.”
“Viserys talked of those skulls,” said Dany. “The Usurper took them down and hid them away. He could not bear them looking down on him upon his stolen throne.” She beckoned Whitebeard closer. “Did you ever meet my royal father?” King Aerys II had died before his daughter was born.
“I had that great honor, Your Grace.”
“Did you find him good and gentle?”
Whitebeard did his best to hide his feelings, but they were there, plain on his face. “His Grace was . . . often pleasant.”
“Often?” Dany smiled. “But not always?”
“He could be very harsh to those he thought his enemies.”
“A wise man never makes an enemy of a king,” said Dany. “Did you know my brother Rhaegar as well?”
“It was said that no man ever knew Prince Rhaegar, truly. I had the privilege of seeing him in tourney, though, and often heard him play his harp with its silver strings.”
Ser Jorah snorted. “Along with a thousand others at some harvest feast. Next you’ll claim you squired for him.”
>delusional dany
Aiden Harris
Rhaenys, Rhaenyra, and Rhaena
Liam Carter
*ahem*
Mason Harris
Rhaegar, visenya and that guy who dies in the first dunk and egg novel
Matthew Morris
Jaime decided to do minimal oath breaking by stabbing the fucker but not revealing all his secrets, apparently.
Bentley Murphy
Based and Rhaepilled
Kayden Sanders
>season 8 is so bad it's put Kit Harrington in rehab
James Bell
How the fuck would bringing back the dragons would save the peasants? Unless his intention was to give every literally who peasant his own dragon
Hunter Reyes
As far as I remember, Jaime slated most of the pyromancers too.
Thomas Reed
He was going to intimidate the high lords into accepting his reforms. Or if they rebelled/spat in his face, he’d use force to put them down.
James Gutierrez
Reminder that Dany believes the smallfolk of Westeros are crying out for her return and will welcome her and her barbarian armies with open arms, similar to how the freed slaves do.
Adrian Williams
thats practically un killable on a battlefield
Aiden Walker
lmao
Angel Lopez
Jorah is pathetic. The mount of salt he produces in this single passage would put saltpans out of business
Carter Morales
Yeah they only discovered some of the stockpiles later.
I mean I guess if Jaime absolutely had to protect Aerys’s secrets, he couldn’t do anything like remove the wildfire from the city. Still a terrible solution, hiding it’s existence didn’t make it nonvolatile.
Robert Cox
>Visenya
She can sit on my face and throw me around the bedroom whenever she wants
>Rhaella
She deserved so much better
>Jaehaera
She also deserved so much better and was just a sweet, gentle, stupid and pure soul
Henry Morgan
Liam Russell
And then what? He dies and his successor reverses the reforms because he's an insane faggot and uses dragons to burn everyone regardless
Ryan Evans
I guess a dictatorship is technically not a feudal monarchy.
More progress towards “breaking the wheel” than Dany ever made.
Gavin Powell
In the Lannister/Baratheon case its completely reasonable. Ned reads that family history scroll that shows that in the past every time a Baratheon wed a Lannister the resulting offspring had black hair. Furthermore, he visits multiple of Robert's bastards. Black hair.
The chances of Robert and Cersei having three children with the Lannister blonde hair and Lannister green eyes? 0%. At one point later Tyrion even thinks to himself that it would've saved them if Cersei had produced even one legitimate child of Robert's to dodge suspicion.
Ayden Harris
Egg would have used dragons to annul his children’s marriage to each other and make the world right similar to how Tywin weds his daughter to fix all his problems
Jaxson Morales
>The chances of Robert and Cersei having three children with the Lannister blonde hair and Lannister green eyes? 0%.
well no that's not how genetics work, there always is a greater than zero chance they would have children with blonde hair.
Gavin Sanchez
See Duncan the Based LC mode vs The Mountain, who wins?
Dylan Hernandez
>Tywin weds his daughter to fix all his problems
Kek. I wonder what his game plan was going to be if he ever stuck around long enough to realize his daughter was expired goods.
Liam Sanchez
While I know what you mean user it's because at that point Jaime has been taught his entire life not to care what his enemies think. Westerosi culture is based on medieval British culture after all. It didn't matter if you were right, especially as a Lancaster/Lannister, as long as you had the better army and were manlier.
Ryder Hall
NEW FOR BERIC
Matthew Parker
And these characters have a perfect understanding of genetics, right?
Alexander Green
See the problem is because Dragons are basically a loaded machine gun in the hands of a chimp even if Aegon had succeeded someone would have killed him and just claimed the Dragons. Dragons should not exist in the world. No one should have that power. What the kingdom needs are men of action to make things right. Not magic or rituals.
Logan Jackson
Theon had a huge complex, understandably so because he was ripped away from his family to live as a hostage in another keep where, according to him, no one was friendly to him or approved of him but Robb, and he also had to deal with the weird ass dynamics of the Ironborn.
Ian Martinez
>implying you can tame dragons without valyrian blood
It's likely Aegon wouldn't even be able to tame the dragons. His blood was far too muddied compared to the early Targaryens.
Dany aside, since she's the chosen one on some level.
Parker Garcia
By what right does the sneed feed?
Carter King
Imagine Egg with a GUN
Brandon Turner
nope , Cercei is gorgeous in the books , Lena Headey is a great actress but shes not very attractive shes the average white woman
Camden Moore
I think if even Tywin and Tyrion are able to come to grips with the fact that they were fucking and has incest babies, it’s safe to assume it’s probably ok to take it as fact
Parker Clark
wait D D are jews? that explains everything
Nathaniel Barnes
AWOIAF is unironically way too fucking hard, I've hardly ever made it past delivering the news to Robb. And you can't even start the Stannis questline until you're already so rich and powerful you don't give a fuck about the story because he's always patrolling Dragonstone in a fucking ship.
Benjamin Diaz
yes
Samuel Young
" millers boys " you mean Theons he was fucking the woman since years they were his bastard children but he didnt know
Jack Walker
whos the old man with the targaryen banner?
Evan Ramirez
You have got to be kidding right? Beyond their faces and how they act and talk look up who Dabid’s father is
Carter Cook
Maelys Blackfyre