Who would win?
Jesus Christ imagine being so short that these guys can block you from view. I honestly feel bad for Kit.
the short one, manlet rage
Post the pasta, please
He's shorter than I thought
Dinklage of course.
Is it the photo or does Dinklage have a full size head on a small body? The shorter midget seems more proportional.
troyer, bitch
Dinklage has the form of dwarfism where your head and torso are normal but your limbs are short. Warwick is the type where your whole body is smaller but roughly in proportion aka fuckin midge.
Hello 4 chan, I would rather you took this matter and myself seriously.
Absolutly mogged
warwick
don't be fooled by his voice, dinklage would be a bitch in a confrontation
Dinklage is a god among dwarfs
warwick's joints are fucked up though
Is a dwarf just a very short person or is it a condition.
Wait so warwick is a dwarf even to other dwarves?
sure he'd die in a second, but he'd die fighting
he's a midgelet
Condition. Dwarves all have that similar Dinklage look. Davis is just very short.
Warwick isn't even human.
damn! warwick davis looks like that?!
>Davis is just very short
Are you just fucking with me.
Haha what if he did an ultimate surrender vid vs maserati that would be crazy haha
Why are they dressed alike?
Not at all. Watch little people big world. They all have tyrion face and fucked up joints and proportions. Warwick does not suffer from dwarfism.
Condition, there are several types of dwarfism
6'0" vs 5'11"
I AM GOING TO BITE PETER'S HEAD CLEAN OFF.
>wearing sneakers with a three-piece suit
I have seen adult women in the 4'8" range so she wouldnt be called a dwarf?
Dwarf vs a midget
probably hard to get good shoes as a dorf, though his whole outfit kinda sucks
How tall are his children going to be?
to answer see this Dinklage has just abnormaly short limbs, but average sized torso. Considering his wife is 5'6, or roughly 2'' above US average it's safe to say the chances are that his kids are going to have average or perhaps even slightly above average height.
They'll be able to kick his ass once they're 7
The more important question is how good is his dick game
There's always someone shorter you can mog. It's the circle of life.
It's called achondroplasia
A FUCKING SHOE
>tfw thought the midget from jackass and dinklage were the same person
Comfy dad
I want to keep that last guy in my back pocket and feed him small pieces of bread
He's not allowed to eat any more. He's dead.
Peter is mogging the fuck out of Kit here and I don't know how.
Then I will keep his skeleton in my back pocket and spook attackers with it
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being a midge.
Peter is a chad who just happened to be born a dwarf
Fuck you, faggot, I'll feed dead things if I want to!
haha wew imagine if it got out that the original midgeposter was tyrion all along oh my sides would go superluminal
>2 ft 8 in
Fuck sake
Peter's face is more interesting, Kit just has a boring look about him
Should be 5'11" vs 5'10"
