Not like this

"""""""""""professional reviewers"""""""""""

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This. Just wait for the audience score to come in

Oh wait I forgot we can't trust that anymore because it's only for people who actually saw the movie

This. Disneyshills are gonna kill themselves.

>trusting reviewers
Top kek

It's fucking over.

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previous godzilla
>too many humans
new godzilla
>too many monsters

What the fuck do you want critics

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Literally every shot from the trailers was like 90% digital blue storm and an occasional silhouette.

What most people on this board don't understand is that the Godzilla is a JAPANESE franchise. Only the based Nips can do Godzilla justice. (((Hollywood))) needs to give up.

Why do Americans have such an autistic obsession with Godzilla and Sonic? Literally no one outside of america and japan gives a fuck about these CGI fuckfests

A mid ground

america and japan are the 2 best countries

>Godzilla: King of the Monsters is now the worst American Godzilla movie. Say what you will about Roland Emmerich's, but at least he showed Godzilla a lot.

what do they mean by this

sounds like the right flick for Armond White to praise as a cultural post 9/11 post Obama absolute masterpiece

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Hollywood can't do that.

And honestly not even Japan. To this day the only ones that have a middle ground are 1954, Shin and perhaps 1984

Israel and Japan*

no monsters and more faggots and blacks.
And if you really want a monster it should be a giant Trump.

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based

>I'll continue to wait for Anno's Shin Godzilla sequel like a true patrician.
Anno's Shin Godzilla was perfect but I'd rather not have a sequel.
The ending was perfect but the "sequel" would be awful with with the humanoid small godzilla mutants spawned/evolved from the tail running around as the film implies

>caring about reviews at all and not enjoying a movie purely based on what your own brain thinks

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/our negro/

I'm a simple man. I hear skreeonk. I like

>actually thinking with your brain
lmao what a faggot

gonna be a hit then

>What the fuck do you want critics
A big fat paycheck.

But the perfect balance exists in Anno's Godzilla
>one monster
>many humans
>great cinematography and fx
>great music
>japanese nationalism
A perfect film

For Based Disney to get the rights

>imagine caring what a literal who thinks
>imagine actually paying literal whos to watch films for a job
I cant think which is worse

Proof that Godzilla 2014 is the best movie in the series

The trailer literally showed explosions, monsters wrestling and skreeeonnnkss

If any dumb fuckers and moms went in thinking they'd be some heavy plot and focus on the humans is retarded. 2014's biggest complaint was not enough Goji and too much bland humans, and now they're complaining theres too much monsters in a MONSTER MOVIE. If its not a default abengers movie, its bad right?

Just wait for the important reviews that actually matter

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The fuck? It should be about the monsters. Fuck the people and the manufactured drama.

dude... like... NO WAY THIS MOVIE IS BAD! EVEN IF THEY TRIED
have you seen the trailers? there's no possibility something bad comes out of it

>check the reviews
>all of them bitch and whine about the story of the humans
>but absolutely praise the visuals and the fight scenes
Yeah, I'm thinking Godzilla's back.

Critics are the lowest form of humans

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OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

THE FIRE RISES

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>implying Shin Gojira wasn't a prequel to Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo

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With a bunch of disinterested critics whose entire opinion we can already guess whether positive or negative (lots of action = good/bad and probably character motivation and shit like that) 48% on RT and 60 on Metascore (or at least it was a second ago now there are only 16 reviews again I don't know what's up with that) we're gonna get exactly what we want.

Annoshills leave.

Shazam has a 90% score though? Or are you switching between score and box office when most convenient?

It’ll become fresh eventually bros!

>See, there is endless exposition here, when all we want are monster fights. While we get a few very cool monster fights, there are simply not enough monster fights. Next time, please, more monster fights.

Is it over guys?

based

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Once again, Gojira 1954, Godzilla 1985, and Shin Godzilla are the only good Godzilla films anymore. Every time, and I mean EVERY time, that they go into the route of multiple monster fights in subsequent films that follow, the integrity of the franchise declines in terms of quality, taking the capeshit stance of pandering to braindead normies who want to see their favorite giant monster mindlessly beat up other creatures either from space, artificially created, from beneath the Earth, or through time travel; extreme amounts of retardation that continue to ruin the moral message of the original movie.
Hence why the oversaturation of dogshit leads to reboots followed by more shitty movies and more reboots in order to capture that creative spark again. It's like an ouroboros; a constantly self-devouring property that's reborn in every cycle after consuming too much of its own self worth. I won't be surprised if it gets rebooted again, on the American side, after this.
Godzilla, as a franchise, needs fewer movies and more room to breathe between sequels, with actual talented directors and writers involved who understood and researched the 1954 film to the fullest degree possible. Milking it to the normie masses who only want constant giant monster fights will only degrade the overall quality moving forward, as was the case of the original timeline back in the 50s - 60s, hence its 1985 reboot and beyond. At the same time, the Americans should learn how to do human drama the right way and observe how the Japanese did it with Shin Godzilla and Gojira; movies with actual INTERESTING characters with actual, relatable human qualities to them. None of this boring SJW crap or 30 minute cameos of top-paid celebs, like in Godzilla 2014. I long to see an American Godzilla on par with the 1954 original, but Hollywood hasn't reached that point yet.

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I could tell from the last trailer that it was going to be shit

That ending was weirdly disturbing, as was Godzilla in larval form. How did they even think this stuff up? Though I guess when you have the NGE man directing...

>another jew: too many monster fights

Sounds like an exquisite Godzilla film. I’m even more hyped now

The movie was good but liking it shouldn't make you such a piece of shit to everyone. Give me shippers literally anyone is better than those fags. It's always shinfags who start this shit I doubt they're fans at all if that's their reaction after a dozen reviews from "professional movie critics".

This.
The best way to judge if a film is good, is to judge Yea Forumss general oppinion on it, and then doing the opposite.

I had a feeling this was going to happen

you didn't even watch the damn thing

Seeing this thing fight Shin Godzilla would be awesome

Welp, maybe the next one will be good

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Someone should make a cut with nothing but monster scenes.

>animeposter has autism
Wow

>>>>actually fucking caring about the human’s stories in a Godzilla film
Why do critics do this?

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This. They said pic related sucked and it was one of the best comedies of the past two decades

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>Oh wait I forgot we can't trust that anymore because it's only for people who actually saw the movie

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Anyone have that gif of Godzilla dancing ?

He's not alone, though.

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Apparently the fight scenes are blurry as shit and do the same hand held effect the last movie did

Well it's 50%. I think it's obvious we want majority to like it but not everyone. Those early critics are specific so 100% would be suspicious to say the least. But will it beat Aladdin today?

Meh, I prefer how it looked in Nausicaa, that whole sequence was brilliant and perfectly animated, Anno was really talented

No, apparently there's way more clearly visible fights, probably a lot of daylight action.

>you didn't even watch the damn thing
Don't need to watch something to know that it's crap, user. Even before the (((critics))) slammed this movie, I knew it was going to be shit by the trailers alone.

>it's only for (((verified))) people (((with identity politics))) who actually saw the movie

it's ok Godzilla's got this

And other critics say that the fight scenes are visually stunning.

>to much
Amazing, this speaks for the audience that is excited to see King of the Mongoloids

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No

Source??
Big if true.

It's just some shitty pasta by some retard I wouldn't bother with it. Watch him trying to post it everywhere he can until some sheep start to like it. I've seen it before.

holy based

>human's stories
Huh....it's almost like some people never watched 1954's Gojira...

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bob chipman seems like a based fat boomer

They're just 6% apart. It's changing by the minute.

Now what Yea Forums?

>positive reviews associate godzilla with capeshit
It's not looking good guys.

Imagine if it has lower score than Godzilla 2014. Will someone ever try to explain why is that if KotM is much better?

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*tips*

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So Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters is bad?

I wonder how many people will believe this without checking the website?

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now THIS is transcendent

I mean, it isn't really that different. It's just melting in that one scene.

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Godzilla 2014 wasn't cutting Endgame's legs in half and preventing it to beat Avatar

Well if that sperg likes it, then I guess it's at least entertaining.

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Source??rottentomatoes.com/m/aladdin
youtube.com/watch?v=_TegoyRkDBc
>charging money to for "proof"
>was made in response to Captain Marvel + TLJ backlash to "combat trolls"
>the overwhelming majority of (((verified))) reviews come off as bots and paid shills

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Literally the same fucking thing except monster movies aren't huge right now

this

>warning
>must read before ...
Is the warning related to the food?

Yikes!

Bob likes it. That confirms that the movie's garbage.

I mean it is real. though it has gone up now at 52% with 26 reviews

This pic is ridiculous. Captain marvel grossed far more than both shazam and Akita combined and got better reviews

It sounds less like a lack of attention to humans and more like the human story it tells is bland (i.e. Skull Island)

that rap song destroyed everything

>don't trust the critics
>trust the audiences instead

yikes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS TURN

>Bad critic reviews
>Good audience reviews

That means it's good

>broke 50%

WE DID IT

That is the chick that Chris Hansen uses in catch-a-predator

>It's just some shitty pasta
???
...I literally just started posting it in this thread. I wouldn't mind if it did become pasta eventually.

>Godzilla: KOTM is all flash but no substance. The endless fight scenes between the monsters make this feel like a Saturday morning cartoon rather than a mature Hollywood movie which this production sorely needed to make it anything more than something for the kids to mindlessly watch. It sorely lacks the emotional weight and connection of other humans in this world as it barely has much needed human drama. Save your time and money for a better movie as we hope that Hollywood moves away from this mindless trash to more thought provoking cinema.

A good monster movie isn't about the monsters.
It's about regular brave humans working together to defeat the monster.
It's a completely different premise to capeshit.

Sounds right
the last one complete pleb trash too
shin godillza wins again

He's making shit up
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/introducing-verified-audience-score/
>At launch, users can verify ticket purchases through Fandango; AMC Theaters, Regal Cinemas, and Cinemark have signed up to participate in our verification program, and we plan to introduce other ticket providers as well. Users who want to verify their ratings and reviews simply choose where they bought their ticket when leaving their rating and/or review. If we can match their Rotten Tomatoes account to the account used to buy their ticket, their rating and/or review will be verified.

>expecting non-Disney non-political movie to do well in reviews or box office

I said this looks really good and my mtf trans friend called me a child. This was before he forced me to play a Harry Potter card-building game.

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This has to be fake

spoken like a true idiot

shes not wrong

10/10
Would molest

>So Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters is bad?
It helped to pave the way for the series' degradation, so, yes. Hence why it got rebooted in 1985.

It's your first movie premiere, isn't it?

Anyway first colider-tier reviews are here and they're positive. Typical divide between so-called geeks and so-called professional critics. Looks like the final score will be something close to Godzilla 2014.

Godzilla defeats the monsters to protect Earth have you ever seen a Godzilla movie

>it’s about regular brave humans working together to defeat the monster

You have never watched a monster movie in your life. Even solo monster movies aren’t like this

didn't get better reviews than Shazam
COPE

>t. seething mouse shill

So you're the weeb fapping about Shin? Was Aaron Taylor Johnson your favorite thing about 2014? Eat shit

theyoungfolks.com/film/133189/godzilla-king-of-the-monsters-movie-review-an-enjoyable-monster-mash/

7.5 seems about right.

I mean 2 of the top 5 highest grossing movies for 2018 were jurassic world and aquaman

>That's a good thing for this kind of movie
You must not have ever seen or appreciated a Godzilla movie before.

Where did that ugly goblin come from?

OH NO NO NO NO NO
shitty sequel to a shitty movie bombs? Say it isn't so!

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>favourite movie is Godzilla vs Hedorah
>panned as a terrible movie even by Toho executives

I AM IMMORTAL, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY SPIRIT

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>shitting on gmk

>A good monster movie isn't about the monsters
R u ok

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Absolutely top post

>Same situation with BvS
The absolute state of this board is sickening. Don’t post your shitty opinions on my board ever again.

2 non disney non political movies that did well at the box office. did you already forgot what you wrote?

This

This board is nothing but shitty opinions

Get fucked, Hollywoodfags

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>no u but unironically

The vast majority of Godzilla films are monsters fighting tied together loosely with a subpar plot. This is a big budget version of that and it’s going to be glorious. It’s not trying to be Shin Godzilla >and that’s okay

>Says the fag that posts the exact same critics taking the piss out of other movies people on the site were excited to see

This is your punishment for being such a faggot. You and everyone else who shits all over everything other people want to enjoy. It's not fun when it happens to your movie is it? Yeah didn't think so, fuck you. I'm glad your shit movie sucks. This is for Detective Pikachu nigger.

Which seat should I reserve bros? It's an IMAX screening on opening night. I only have 4 hours left to pre-order.

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>japanese nationalism
did you even watch the film

>I want more boring people drama in a giant monster film

You are a faggot of the highest degree, in the most prestigious school for faggorty.

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>you can only say if a movie is good/bad if you saw it
>(((they))) wanna shut us !!1

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There will be a lot of focus on the monsters but they will only appear in silhouette for 90% of the film.

I'm not him, I'm me!
anyway, these 2 movies are completely trash and I don't believe in cinema anymore

Almost like it's a joke used to mock Yea Forums for being fucking retarded or something

SKRREEEE- *huff puff* *wheeze* -OOOONK *cough* *sputter*

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Dios mio.....

honestly, really, why you guys hyped for this?
youtu.be/8vDMroK7kMY

Next to one of those other single booked seats so you have someone to talk to

I'm serious, they're probably a big goji fan too and you could make a friend

this guy gets it

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Godzilla taking a FAT SHIT

Godzilla LOOKS LIKE THAT??

Things critics hate and young males enjoy
>big explosions
>large monsters
>dark settings
>masculine heroes
>hot female leads and supporting roles
>traditional themes
The reason the critics loved disney capeshit was cause it was a parody of all this. The characters constantly laugh at the premise of comic book heroes. This is why they also hate BvS and MoS because it dares to have serious themes.

Inside the red area is roughly the best place in any theater

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>SQUEEK

The whole point of monster movies are the monsters, Jesus Christ this is like going to a Friday The 13th movie and expecting a thought provoking experience and only to be let down that Jason is a brutal serial killer in the end.

It's your first time posting here right?

Anyway

Lurk
More
fellow re

ddito

r

WHERE'S THE NEW GUIDORAH ROAR YOU BITCHES
can't believe they'll use this one

Whats wrong? Don't these critics like having their expectations subverted?

>Once again, Gojira 1954, Godzilla 1985, and Shin Godzilla are the only good Godzilla films anymore.
Godzilla 1985 is 20% on RT. Maybe you should chill out.

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Could you go back to your reddit then? And preferably never come back?

>critics complain theres barely any monsters in G14
>critics complain theres too much in KOTM
>Rotten Tomatoes gives Disney capeshit and Star Wars rave scores across the board
I figured it would happen like this

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To be honest, that's the gutted American version of the movie with old, fatass Raymond Burr

>if you wanted a Godzilla movie that had something, anything to say about its destruction? Then you’ll be definitely looking for something meatier than Ghidorah flank to chew on.

>Globe-trotting but not adventurous, action-packed but not remotely exciting, utterly overstuffed and completely paper-thin. Nuke it from orbit.

>Unfortunately, the film’s plot is needlessly confusing, and not all that smart at times, and the lead characters could’ve used a little more fleshing out

>A sloppy, stitched-together offering with no sense of self.

>The whole movie is indistinguishable rubble.

This is a movie for people who want to watch Godzilla brawl with other monsters for 2 hours. Straightforward popcorn flick that tells you exactly what it's about in the trailer. Critics can shove a pinecone up their ass.

This
It's an apology for 14 not having enough fights and daring to cut away from one just to show it on the news, silently

Truly based
GvH was so based

Nice try, mouseshill. Not that critics mean jack shit anyway. Ignore all the unwashed Annoweebs too.

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Tracking for 55 million opening.
Combined production and marketing around 280 million.
Break even point of nearly 600 million.

Hellboy level losses incoming lads

does this mean godzilla in the west is dead again?

How is it possible, bros?! The trailer had so many kino shots and moments

So looking at the negative reviews the human characters are bad, the dialogue is bad, the monster fight scenes are uneven and sometimes obscured by rain of the darkness of night. Possibly the scale of the monsters relative to the world is not shown in the best way possible.
But there are good sets, the monsters look nice and the movie is mostly preoccupied with having monsters fight each other.
As expected then.

Is Godzilla a dude or a chick?

>Critics can shove a pinecone up their ass.
They already did when they decided to become critics, why do you think they're seething all the time?

They just don't like it as much as actors-driven movies. I guess the ratio is fine for the first reviews it will probably be around 70% later we still have like 250 review to go.

>comparing Shin to 1985 and 1954
Get out

>something, anything to say about its destruction

Do people unironically like the halfassed environmental or other generic shit messages movies will throw in at the last second?

No please, please god no. This was gonna be the last film I wanted to see with my little brother before I killed myself and it's not even good.

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>was
The man's still a genius.

Right now 1 review = 2% so this should speak for itself.
54% now.

Saw it at the premiere the other night. It really is a great film if you want Godzilla fights. The problem that a lot of the critics are mentioning is that the humans are never apart of the action, mostly watching it from far away. If someone wanted to, they could easily edit out every human in the movie because of how detached they are from the monster action which I would gladly prefer.

Except Hellboy had ZERO hype and was hated the moment it was announced, unlike Godzilla.
Also there’s no official number for Marketing.

His species doesn't have genders. he reproduces asexually.

Why did they make our boy so THCC?

>"If you go to these things to see cities flambéed and flattened, you won't leave disappointed. At the same time -- almost impressively -- director and co-screenwriter Michael Dougherty is savvy enough to make the human drama monster-shaped."

Imagine trying to come up with a consensus based on those early opinions.

GIVE YOUR ENERGY Yea Forums!

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that tracking is domestic only. not worldwide.
if it indeed delivers on monster action it will do great overseas and domestic becomes irrelevant

>implying Gojira isn't parthenogenetic

I've survived most of my life without american godzilla and I can do it again. As long as Japan keeps making them there's nothing really lost.

You're either retarded or American. You cannot possibly have watched even the original and have an opinion this fucking stupid.

Holy shit there already is one? Do they ever change it or they actually write it after 20 reviews? What's wrong with this website?

reminder that 2014 got 75%

I don't know why I even look at RT anymore to see if I should watch a movie. Last Jedi is at 91% for fucks sake.

Why do critics hate when movies try to entertain movie-goers and not lecture them?

Still not as fat as Anime Godzilla

>Of course the monsters should be the stars of a Godzilla movie. But until blockbuster filmmaking goes entirely non-narrative, some attention should be paid to the rest of it as well.

Women shouldn't be allowed to review movies they don't understand.

Just means Toho will get back into it.

Reminder that 2014 Godzilla had more human screentime than monster screentime. FOTM is the direct opposite.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET TO 75

>54
The sacred number

>i wash muhself with a raag on a styick

Holy shit, you're right...it's a sign.

that movie can suck my balls

Then I'm happy. Feels like the same reaction they had to Man of Steel. "Too much fight scenes in a movie about superpowers!"

>Pic related has 50%
lol critic

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watch the audience rating be way higher
Critics aren't gonna like a movie like this unless it has a Marvel tie-in, RT percentages are irrelevant

Godzilla isn't a woman or POC, so they won't protect it.

so 57% at best and 25% at worst

These people are complaining about there not being enough human interaction.
I guaran-fucking-tee it.

Why do critics try to pretend that the strong point of Godzilla is the human characters?

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How can there be a consensus with less than 10% of all reviews?

>focusing on the humans
Critics are retarded. That's like critiquing a porn movie's costume design.

I pre-ordered in the red zone. I will be between a group and a single and I am sure the rest of the row will be filled up by thursday. This gon be gud.

Blessed dubs.

costume design is actually more important to porn than the human subplot is to godzilla

Because they have no fucking idea how to analyze anything else. Critics haven't been this dumb since the 90s, when they were looking at action comedies like Hudson Hawk and Last Action Hero without a hint of irony. They actually lambasted those for being humorous despite starring action actors.

because dipshit consensus happens after a certain number of reviews are in just like being certified fresh

Good point. It's more like analyzing a modern porn movie's soundtrack.

You obviously have no fucking clue what you're talking about

>needlessly confusing

The plot is literally spelled out in the fucking trailers: kill Ghidorah to prevent world from ending.

Imagine actually trusting critics

they always add it early. if the score changes a lot they just edit it.
earlier this year pet semetery had really good early scores and the consensus was "sometimes remake is better", but it got a lot of bad reviews afterwards and they changed it.

YES. Shinfags can fuck off for all I care, they've destroyed anything good about the standard Godzilla fan base

FPBP
>Variety
>ScreenCrush
>TheGuardian

What are you gonna do ?
Cry ? Cum maybe ? Shit yourself ?

>porn has music
>UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

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As much as I hate that fat fuck, every once in awhile he'll say something not that stupid.

>Pain and Gain being one of the best movies of that year
>James Rolfe did nothing wrong with in regards to the Ghostbusters 2016 stuff
>Super was great

THE MORE DOWN IT GOES THE BETTER MOVIE IT WILL BE THOUGH

lel the 'standard Godzilla fanbase' in the west has always been a cesspit who want Godzilla to be capeshit or some kind of giant gay roleplay fantasy for them to project on

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I've seen this same post over and over. At this point I know it's Disney shills, shilling down this movie

>if you wanted a Godzilla movie that had something, anything to say about its destruction?
I've already watched Shin.
>Globe-trotting but not adventurous, action-packed but not remotely exciting, utterly overstuffed and completely paper-thin.
Doubt it, really doubt it, I hope so, and I'm not here for the thick plot.
>Unfortunately, the film’s plot is needlessly confusing, and not all that smart at times, and the lead characters could’ve used a little more fleshing out
>(((confusing)))
>>The whole movie is indistinguishable rubble.
Jesus Christ, how hard is to comprehend monsters punching each other for two hours? God forbid these people start analyzing fireworks displays.

>"Co-written and directed by the helmers of Trick or Treat and Krampus..."

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Dios mio!

The only good human-element films were Gojira and Shin. This movie is supposed to be a GMK/DAM-esque film, but critics don’t understand it

So you mean to say 2014 was like every other Godzilla movie ever made?

imagine discounting every objective measure of a film's quality because you have the shittiest taste in movies

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Fuck off it will be kino.

>Tons of monsters hashing it out
>explosions, action
>Millie Bobby Brown and Morgan Stark both in it for strong cun appeal
>Tywin Lannister in it
>trailers look like a beautiful mix of action, emotion, bewilderment and awe

Godzilla: King of the Kino

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But I don't want a mid ground. I want monsters, all the time.

You mean this Krampus? Because this was kino

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> Take advice from the pink haired cat lady

Jesus Christ user

THIS

THINK OF THE KINO

Get fucked poser. You watched the original and Shin because you watched the director's anime and you think you know all there is to Godzilla throughout his 60+ years and over 30 movies.

Sounds good to me.

Godzilla is a relic from the Kaiju Eiga which took place in post-WWII Japan in the 1950's and 60's. While Gojira (1954) used heavy themes, Hollywood has long sought to remove the themes that portrayed America negatively and replace them with a dumbed down monster slugfest. Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a prime example

I'm a huge marvel faggot and even I thought shazam was better than captain marvel. The last 3rd of shazam was a slog, but the entirely of captain marvel was boring.

>Japan has lots of fanart and pictures
>USA has all silly comments because he can't read Japanese.

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I’m gonna discount the measure if it’s always crappy opinions, they have high scores to Star Wars and Capeshit

All the negative reviews are just saying things that are positive, though...

>The entire film has the feel of Hanna-Barbera animation
Is that supposed to scare me away?

no we have to hate it because critics liked it

Yep, same exact guy

Hey, you're not me, I'm not a god damn pedonigger

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>John Wick 3 entirely uses its setting and plot as a setup for nonstop action and stunts, never taking itself too seriously and just letting the audience enjoy the excellent fights
>gets universally praised for this
>Godzilla KotM entirely uses its setting and plot as a setup for nonstop action and monster effects, never taking itself too seriously and letting the audience enjoy the excellent fights
>polarizes critics
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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why are you in a CHADZILLA thread then

Just like Alita, I know what I'm about
As long as I get what I'm after, I'll be satisfied. Alita wasn't perfect but the parts I came for (cyborg violence) delivered.
So far, KotM seems to be the same way: not perfect but delivers the goods

Trick r Treat was great and I wish his animated show Deadtime Stories got picked up

that was great

urrrggghhhh. as if you would give any attention to that.

What's funny is that even with worse reviews it's still going to make more than Shazam and Detective Pikachu. RT is completely irrelvant and you guys should have learned that when Aquaman made about as much as Mary Poppins, Spider-verse and Bumblebee combined

all you need to know

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lel it's Americans who want Godzilla to perpetually stay like Godzilla vs Megalon for all time and anything more serious is sneered at and dismissed

Not my favorite one but I respect your trips

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You do realize the Japanese themselves did that long before the Americans did right? He went from being a symbol and metaphor for nuclear annihilation to being a symbol of hope and heroism, then back in the 80's and 90's to being an anti hero force of nature. The 2000s was a mixed bag, but I think 2000 and GMK were the best depictions

Except Krampus was surprisingly well done.

>The entire film has the feel of Hanna-Barbera animation
Hell yeah.

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Kek I agree with the pedo that it’ll be kino but the pedo also just got BTFO

This, that's exactly what I want.

>Fred TopLel

Shoot yourself in the foot then jump in a shark tank. Faggot.

Godzilla vs Biollante, typically the most commonly-pointed-to Godzilla film for compelling human plots past the original, had literally TWO important characters. The runner-up, Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, had ONE, as did Godzilla 1954. Human plots are important in Godzilla films, but these stupid fags want them to be the primary focus.

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Same director and critics shat on that too. He's a great director that Hollywood hates for no reason.

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because godzilla has never been solely about the monster fights no matter how much the retards want it to be

when you see two giant fucking things hitting each other, you want to be like "holy shit" instead of "par for the course"

in john wick you still have your choreography and the violence that makes it better (though 3 is worse than 1 and 2 for the same likely reason godzilla kotm is worse)

Yes, for the most part the pedo speaks the truth, brother. The critics can go eat a bag of dicks, this is our time. Usually it's just capeshit and mouse wars that has vapid obsessing over the RT and IMDB score, I had hoped Godzilla would avoid the same autism on Yea Forums at least but I was sadly mistaken

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Oh, God please no unless by human plot we mean Biollante's backstory.

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>dumbed down monster slugfest
that the idiots have been clamoring for

they turned godzilla into marvelshit

>godzilla has never been solely about the monster fights
lmao

"Adults" in the arts have a preoccupation with seeming "mature". They literally cannot appreciate something for what it is: a fun thing meant to be fun. There always has to be a "deeper meaning" or human element. It's pseud to the highest degree and they are literally incapable of seeing anything else that way, unless it's popular enough that they can get echo chamber web clicks by parroting the "popular opinion" a la the Disney films.

user, please don't misunderstand. I'm referring to what people SAY is the best human plot in a Godzilla movie. Not what actually is.

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>in john wick you still have your choreography and the violence that makes it better
>Godzilla doesn't have choreography and violence.

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Sadly, Nothing can avoid that brother

That just means this film doesn’t pander to critics in any pathetic way and just is mindless monster fighting for 2 hours. Sounds like a good deal to me Yea Forums bros

>because godzilla has never been solely about the monster fights
it's not 1954 anymore

> I love my "le anime Godzilla"

Nice try weeb, taking any photo from Matt Frank or any G meme from the web and generalizing Western audiences. Fuck off

Ahahhaha its shit. WB should just die already
DISNEYkino shall hold the throne for life. BASED

>They literally cannot appreciate something for what it is: a fun thing meant to be fun.

Yeah is that why they suck the cock of the Marvel movies which are literally all MUH FUN to the point of having a sociopathic tone where nothing maters, heroism is made a mockery of and it's all just a violent kindergarten exactly as Armond described?

So it's Detective Pikachu again
>Not enough focus on the human characters!
>Not enough focus on the Pokemon!

>Hollywood dumbed down Godzilla
>forgetting about Destroy All Monsters
>Forgetting about GMK
>Forgetting about Final Wars

>an opinion of Captain Marvel that praises it more than just a middling "meh"
>taking his other opinions seriously

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i actually saw one review that said the movie isn't "political" enough

>because godzilla has never been solely about the monster fights no matter how much the retards want it to be
And 2014 proved that Legendary Pictures has no idea how to add a human element to a Godzilla movie; their production should just be about monster fights. Leave poignancy to Anno.
>when you see two giant fucking things hitting each other, you want to be like "holy shit" instead of "par for the course"
This movie is such a rarity that the entire thing happening at all is the "holy shit" moment. The rest is just blissful violence.
>in john wick you still have your choreography and the violence that makes it better (though 3 is worse than 1 and 2 for the same likely reason godzilla kotm is worse)
You could've just told me you were a tasteless faggot in the first place. Single space your text, or better yet, go to reddit where such cringeworthy spacing is accepted.

>Meme Frank

the western fans and Yea Forumsmblr defends Matt Frank to the death and other pathetic meme shit as being superior to those 'pretentious' old Japs, I'd say it's perfectly valid to write them all off this way when very little exists to disprove it.

What in God's name is Fred blabbering about

Because Disney pays them to.

>Godzilla has never been about monster fights
>When more than half of his movies are quite literally titled "Godzilla vs. ( X)"

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literally the first movie out of 30 was a nuclear allegory then every one after was monsters fighting with some light thematic elements about the environment to fill out the running time because their budget and effects technology couldn't support a whole film of monster action. Did you just watch Shin Godzilla and then go read some wiki articles about the rest of the series?

>Godzilla didn’t blow up the White House while a drumpf look alike screamed in a high pitched girl noise: 1/10

Well said, user. It's ridiculous. Nothing wrong with enjoying a mindless action brawler for its own merits while appreciating hardhitting drama with the same brain. One day there might come a critic who understands this.

I do not understand neither. What do they expect to find in a Godzilla movie ?

Do you even know what you're saying? "Brave" humans defeating the monster? Working together? Godzilla was defeated by nearly one man in the original, and he wasn't brave, he was reluctant, he was mournful. What he and mankind did to kill Gojira was out of fear. Monster and especially Godzilla movies are about disempowering humans. Even Honda himself said if Godzilla was just a dinosaur who could be killed by a single cannonball it would take away the point of it. Serizawa killed himself because of the terrible power of the Oxygen Destroyer. Godzilla isn't about one thing alone, given it's flexible nature and history, but even the first movie wasn't about one thing and one thing only, much less it being about humans killing the monster. You watch that movie and you see the human characters looking on at the grizzly sight of Gojira bursting from the waves, boiling from the inside out loosing his death scream and tell me it's about defeating the BIG BAD monster because humans are SO GREAT. If I had to say it was about one thing, it's about making peace with nature's wrath and pondering if it's really a good thing mankind becomes just as strong as mother nature.

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>lower than 2014
Oh no no no
And 2014 was trash...

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They want the poignancy of Shin Godzilla and/or the subversion horseshit of 2014, because they're under the impression that those are the only kinds of Godzilla movies that exist. Never mind the multitude of Godzilla brawl films that they have no intention of watching.

>moments referring to social justice
>characters talking about impeaching drumpf
>funny baby shark reference
>marvel tier quips

Half of Disney's films this year have been rotten

I could give two flying fucks on cuckzilla Matt Frank does or says. Why is Matt Frank the pinpoint of Western Godzilla audience. Jesus his popularity needs to come to a stop

Did those fuck forget the movie series’ are being made by two different studios

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Why are you shitting your pants after 28 reviews from the most disinterested shitty critics? It's a fucking Godzilla movie literally every single review from someone who cares just a little bit says it's much better than Godzilla 2014 it's not a comic book movie they are all judged differently as a rule.

Found the Virgin^

Just because the first movie has a certain theme doesn’t mean that is “true” theme that every movie after it should follow for the rest of time

>doesn't know what the word solely means

you're being obtuse, obviously gunfighting can get more technical than godzilla, or rather that it is much easier and actually happens that way

it's the year of lcd garbage yes, that's my point

>This movie is such a rarity that the entire thing happening at all is the "holy shit" moment.
no, that's just a redditism you came up with
>And 2014 proved that Legendary Pictures has no idea how to add a human element to a Godzilla movie; their production should just be about monster fights.
the humans were shit, the inclusion of them made the monsters feel more powerful

>godzilla has never been about monster fights
where did I say that?

because normalfags and Yea Forums (who by the way legit think the IDW comics are better than any of the movies) hyped him up like the fucking Leonardo Davinci of monster artists

I can confidently say yes, they did. Or worse, they don't care.
It's astonishing how low-effort this job is.

Yes, because Hanna-Barbera made cartoons and cartoons are for children, not us deep thinking adults

did you just watch the first godzilla and then go not read anything at all about the rest of the series?

>where did i say that
do you have special needs, user?

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Characters are really important to critics.

>unless it's a "popular opinion"

The MCU fits this to a T. Although Armond isn't wrong in his analysis of corporatized Disney style easily digestible ironic capeshit that isn't even genuine enough to see itself for what it is: wish fulfillment. It's why Shazam! actually stood out as decent capeshit, because it had a sense of wonder with just the right amount of seriousness to feel genuine and not normies ironically liking it out of some collective consciousness of perceived popularity.

Postmodernism was a mistake.

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>Japan loves it
>Fans love it
>Critics hate it

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>the humans were shit, the inclusion of them made the monsters feel more powerful
No they didn't. They made the monsters seem like cinematic cucks.
You're so fucking stupid it hurts to read the garbage that you manage to shit out.

>undermining kaijiu fights

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People really think the IDW comics are better than the films? I've never met fans this retarded, where are you finding them? Mexico?

who gives a fuck about 1954 Godzilla?This poster is a faggot and a moron and hopefully will never bear children

Even with all the human bullshit involving scarlet witch, quicksilver and their potato son, I enjoyed the first Godzilla.
The fact that this has even less human screentime means this will be my favorite Godzilla movie of all time

UP FROM THE DEPTHS
30 STORIES HIGH

Not that guy but the fact that Aaron Taylor Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen play husband and wife in 2014 and siblings in another movie is one of my favorite parts about 2014

I've been watching Godzilla films all week to prepare. Guess how many centered around Godzilla fighting another monster and had a boring filler human plot?

No it's all on Yea Forums, they do this with EVERY movie franchise that gets adaptations in comics, they said the same thing about IDW Ghostbusters being superior to the fucking movie. In this case, the Half-Century War comic they never shut the fuck up about is often touted as being much better than Toho's Godzilla.

>japan loves it
It’s out there already?

BREATHING FIRE, HIS HEAD IN THE SKY

55% but the number is the same. I'm just curious if it's gonna get fresh before smaller reviewers get to see it.

Shin godzilla sucked

Kek IDW making bank off the retarded side of fanbases

Premiered last night, there's some Twitter reactions floating about

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The number of reviews I mean.

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Based.

Godzilla has not the same signification / symbolism now than in 1954

the bulk of the whole series is Godzilla vs. Whatever Monster, if they'd had the capability to make the whole thing a CGI fightfest they 100% would've

No it will go down the more reviews come in and the closer it gets to release

THERE ARE ONLY SHITTY THEATERS WHERE I LIVE REEEEEEEEE I WANNA WATCH IT IN THE BIGGEST SCREEN THEY HAVE WITH FUCKING EXTREME AUDIO
fuck you I hate my life

anyone got a link to the anno version so I can just watch that lmao

Godzilla giving Mothra a sticky load after defeating Ghidora was an odd choice but it tied up the film quite well

it was a solid 7/10

lol Yea Forums is so fucking retarded

Here

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oh you must not have read "solely". Try another go at it retard

all of them

and it would have been worse for it

webmd.com/brain/news/20080910/delayed-gratification-intelligence-linked

GIMME MONSTER FIGHT NOW PEW PEW WHOOOSH EXPLOSION ZAP POW

What a bunch of autists.

capeshit normals hate godzilla movies tho

please don't use autism in a negative light, please

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How are they supposed to review a film without pointing out the importance of race, gender, and sexuality?
Give them a break user.

within one post you acknowledge that the whole series was monster fights with filler human side plots and also claim the series would've been worse if it dropped the human plots for more monster battles, have you considered that you just don't get Godzilla?

OOGA BOOGA ME WANT DEEP WORDS AND DEEP SCENERY ME WANT GUY SMOKING CIGARETTE IN BLACK AND WHITE

Most people here haven't. Yet they're arguing with the people who have.

jesus christ it's worse than I dared to imagine

KAIJU-EIGA

>webmd

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I honestly think 1998 Godzilla 's design was very good.
A shame the movie itself was not that good

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"The best Godzilla movie in my life now!!"
OH NO NO NO TOHOKEKDOM FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

not anymore, or have you not been in these threads lately?

imagine being so stupid you think those things are mutually exclusive

you need to build up the monsters before fighting, and having retarded little humans running around that have their own retarded little human concerns next to the monsters is how you do that

>tfw my giant lizard movie isn't smart enough

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>hes never heard of delaying gratification before
yeeikes user

The Japs unironically love EVERYTHING as a general rule, the movie (or any movie) could be a complete pile of shit and they would either praise it or remain quiet. I think it's that mindset where you're discouraged from expressing criticism.

Oh, I guess Aladdin was good then right?

>In the wake of cinematic story-telling masterpieces such as Captain Marvel and Star Wars: The Last Jedi which show what modern-day Hollywood blockbusters could be, Godzilla returns us to the boring, mindless action that plagued cinema for years. At a time where action movies have shown how deep and thought-provoking they can be, Godzilla rings hollow with pointless action that makes any adult glassy-eyed over bog standard million dollar effects. I'm sure some will enjoy giant lizards slapping each other for a majority of a big budget Hollywood film but for us film-goers, this movie proves that we need far more depth more than ever especially in times like these.

>tfw my giant lizard movie is getting dumber
>next movie will just be footage of rampage with updated cgi
feels bad

Did Fred even watch the right movie?

This is bait and not a real review.

>getting dumber
you must have seen literally none of the old Toho ones

>taking somebody who liked The Last Jedi's opinion seriously
OHO NO NO NO NO YOUR EARS ARE SHOWING

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from the new era, with actual budget and access to talent

>my giant lizard movie is getting dumber
implying it was ever intelligent in the first place

imagine being so stupid that you purposefully misconstrue posts to feel smart and superior
No one is saying cut out all humans entirely, but the human plots were never the point and if all the human characters did was react to the monster fights and run for their lives nothing of value would be lost

I cannot stand people being disingenuous just to put up a front of snobbery. I used to be that way in high school and it sickens me that I was like that. Literally an NPC who just parroted the correct opinions instead of forming his own. I enjoy talking to my best friends about stuff because they at least give me their honest opinions on things, even if I disagree completely with them.

For example:
>friend comes back from his honeymoon
>says, "you know what I saw on the way back from Japan?"
>"what?"
>"In Bruges"
>"That's a great movie"
>"I hated everything about it. The characters, the plot, the setting, the humor, Colin Farrell's stupid fake accent thing.
>"Colin Farrell's actually Irish tho. That's his natural accent."
>"I know, I still couldn't stand it. I thought it was unfunny and pretentious. Dunno why [my wife] or people like this."
>"Really? Well damn....does [your wife] know she married a Pleb?"
>playful ribbing ensues

I disagreed on almost every count, but at the end of the conversation I just said, "hey man you didn't like something I liked. I can't make you like every movie I recommend." And then we played video games.

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It really was, for the first two movies at least, it was something else. Nothing wrong with what it became though. Japan moved on from it's dark past, and so did the franchise.

source or bait
literally fucking no one would have this much of a shit opinion even with current critics standards

>retards can't into nuance
yes, there are different levels of intelligent dipshit. Judging by you people there is no limit to the bottom

>no one is saying
lol, yes they are

oh so you only like Shin
please refrain from entering Chadzilla threads in the future

There is absolutely no way this is real

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>lol, yes they are
citation needed

Imagine shitting on 65 years of tradition just to be a contrarian little onionsboy

>oh so you only like Shin
no, it just wasn't stupid

I would've found 2014 perfect with a good main lead and better dialogue. Maybe some army propaganda toned back a bit as well

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Cawd..

Amazing bait, user.

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>When I heard Millie Bobby Brown was in this, I expected several Stranger Things references. What I got instead, was some boring and overly WWEish monster fights trying too hard to mimick Rugrats Reptar

>shitting on 65 years of tradition
lol what the fuck are you talking about retard?
>onionsboy
yes, the person who doesn't want godzilla capeshit is onions, not you. Fucking christ

You're badmouthing the entire franchise and that's what's wrong with Shin. It's not a good Godzilla movie, and fuckfaces like you dare to compare it to the peerless original where Godzilla is an actual character instead of an edgy anime statue out of Cringevangelion. You're a fairweather friend and need to fuck off.

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>You're badmouthing the entire franchise
>by wanting humans as an essential element to the story
lmao
>It's not a good Godzilla movie
I don't think shin is particularly great, but if the reviews are an indication its going to be better than this one

this fucking SEETHING Yea Forums rat

I've never once been on Yea Forums you turbonigger. I'm just sick of reddit university students shitting on good movies because of LE EPIC MASTER ANNO XDD and hating everything else that came before, and pretending to be all deep and having several dimensions when they probably haven't seen a Godzilla movie besides Shin and maybe 2014 and think they're the hot shit and the best thing since sliced bread when all Shin Godzilla turned out to be was a poor imitation of the original

the thing I'm arguing for is what is evidently missing in this movie that is present in the old ones you fucking turbonigger

you are barely coherent, Shin gets praise for being the closest to the original in a very long time, since 84 I would say, how can you say the people praising it haven't seen anything that came before?

THIS. Thor movies where he’s a bold prince heroically fighting for his fatherland were hated by critics. The one where he’s an utter pratfalling boob who’s the butt of every joke and becomes the sidekick to a stinkfaced negress becomes Marvel’s best reviewed film despite having the lamest, laziest gags imaginable. Devil’s anus gets 5 stars bc it undermines and subverts traditional heroic ideals, same with Last Jedi

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