I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman...
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Last 4 digits of my post are how many stomach crunches Bateman can do and they also repeat
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor
I wish I could follow his skincare routine but it's so damn expensive.
God this movie was bad
>not posting his apartment
what's wrong with you
Wouldn’t people know your address is fake when they google it to beat the shit out of you?
Hey Halberstram
it would literally kill your skin
>telescope in New York City
What did he mean by this?
you can do the same but with a down grade of products
he wanted to have the best view for the 9/11 (((attack)))
lol why
gee idk.....a telescope.....what would he use that for.....gee....i wonder....well....maybe its the fucking STARS??? you know....THAT ARE ABOVE THE FUCKING BUILDINGS? you retard
You can't see jack shit in new York city
why hasn't anyone tried for dubs ITT? fucking reddit I swear
He want's to see tyrone ramming his mother in the morning
here goes
Check em
>has literally never been to the city
Sexy Women can't be funny.
are you retards dense? theres a whole FUCKING SKY ABOVE the buildings u fucking idiots. its not like a telescope magically doesnt work in the city,...
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Checked and keked, retard country hick
You cant. Too much text. Nice try tho
Maybe he watches other people behave like human beings...or tries to see if there are any free seats at Dorsia.
Ever heard of light pollution you mong?
You are so small town it's not even funny
What 27 year old could own a central park apartment these days?
Cryptomillionaire, I presume
the few people that got lucky with crypto
some faggy youtuber mking millions
trust fund babies
god DAMN
put me in the screencap
>27 years old
>crypto having any tangible value
Bateman is a trustfund faggot. In the movie it isn’t really shown much but he does reference closing some deals and earning some bread with that. Regardless, the guy was rich to begin with as the book shows he raped his mansions maid when he was 13 or something. IIRC the book also suggests his father was also a psychopath or lived a lifestyle of vapid consumerism that ‘turned’ him into one. Bravo ellis with the subtle critique. Check ‘em
Value resides where men believe it resides
Do you know what the Value is? It's the thousand kind of fiat money of goyim nations, a "redeemable in gold" story the (((merchant))) decreed upon the masses until they forget what the real value is..
The value is the countless new people who find out about it and think they can make money off of it.
how about YOU check this
>what is light pollution?
have you ever been to a big city in your life?
His dad had a controlling share in the investment firm, Reese even mentions this in the movie when she tells him he can do whatever he wants since his father owns the company.
Though by the time of book the way I remember it was his dad was dead and his mother lived in some ritzy apartment.
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 10th floor. My name is Jazz Jennings. I'm 18 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my vagina is leaking I'll put in a tampon while doing stomach crunches. I can do five now. After I remove the tampon I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I scoop out any hair and eyeballs that my teratoma might've grown during the night. Then I get to popping. I use a dilator that is at least 7 inches. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Jazz Jennings, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my gaze which pleads for help and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.