Did anyone else get hard at the /ss/ scene? And what happened to the twins, did the witches take them?

what are you talking about?

all it took was a single post to completely doom the thread, you should all really consider graduating middle school before posting if you can't help but be baited this easily

There's no discussion to be had about things which are inherently reddit here.

>soi horror
i bet you were disappointed there were no monster reveal and jumpscares

>i
If you want to talk, start writing like you're a white person who belongs here.

i am happy you found a place to belong, son, but, please, shut the fuck up

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This thread died before it even started. But regarding the twins, they were mashed up so all the witches could fly at the end, same as the baby.

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wrong, that only works on unbaptized children

i agree

Why didn't the blonde sister care? I mean it's one thing to kill her insane mother in self-defense and join the witches to survive, but happily slurping the remains of your baby brothers and sisters who dindu nuffin? Sounds dumb, maybe it's just horror movie logic

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According to folklore, what do witches do to baptized children?

eat them

She was probably intoxicated by Satan's aura by then? I know I would be, that stylish sexy beast. I'd sign His book anytime.

>fags discuss fag movie
POTTERY

>Did anyone else get hard at the /ss/ scene?
Anyone got a webm?

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New kino by Robert Eggers should be out this fall. Starring based Pattinson and Dafoe. It got great reviews out of Cannes, allegedly it's more of a psychological thriller than horror.

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this

Naturally

Anons why was the family initially kicked out of the community? I recall it’s mentioned or implied but I can’t recall. It was religious related right?

Wish I could turn back time to when I was 11 and just fondle my mom's friends every chance I get

husband was too hardcore even for puritans

this is why you're lonely and never get invited to anything.
kill yourself

What does /ss/ mean?

Schutzstaffel, nazi paramilitary organisation, you can often find this on porn boards, and yes, sick fucks on this site actually fetishize and get off to nazi shit.

You sure know a lot about Reddit. How about you go back?

based

How do you know he isn’t lieing. Maybe YOU should go back to Gaia and let the big dogs talk

>it's a retard spurges out by telling people to go to reddit because they like something he doesn't episode

>lieing
Yikes.

she really was a witch all along. I tell you, the girl is no good.

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The virgin VVitch vs the Chad Hagazussa

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Thanks. I remember them being hardcore religious especially the dad but goddam.

the father didn't believe in baptism of children. That's why he was an exile.

from what I could tell he was basically a Jonathon Edwards type.

They weren't baptized.

She might not have really known, and she was completely given in to satan at that point. Plus, her siblings were assholes to her.

do you dudes not remember the entire courtroom scene in the beginning?

>we are all christians m8 here but you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>you can't judge me, I judge you in the name of god. praise jeebus
>look we don't even want to kick you out but you can't be harassing people in the streets, the stuff you are preaching is annoying
>*ahem* fuck jannies and f-
>alright ur b&

he was in the wrong here and picked a stupid hill to die on

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Doe anyone else think the witch was revealed to early?

Caleb was based. Dude just wanted to get his dick wet by any means necessary.

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She's too vampy for my tastes. And I don't get how you can even notice her with a certain a y y l m a o in the film.

>allegedly it's more of a psychological thriller than horror.

thank god

>tfw the only young woman for miles around is your own sister

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Everytime the father was speaking I was in heaven

incredible voice

he tells me to buy a dacia on a regular basis

>implying she has to be the only young woman around to be attracted to her

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Ralph Ineson is great and underrated.

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Look how spellbound they are.

Yeah he does a lot of voice overs for adverts on British television, and narrates some shows.

youtube.com/watch?v=BcdeJkiv53Y

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Tried that line on a chick, bitch didn't understand me.