What do they eat

I don't understand why he was portrayed as the bad guy when he was just trying to open up trading routes for Orcish cattle farms.

fish and algae

Yes. Human towns needed more diversity

I never understood why they didn't CGI'd the numerous farms and fields that were described in the books. It can't be that hard too do. Pure Hackson lazyness.

Crops, livestock, fish, game, pussy.

It would cut too deeply into (((elvish))) stock

what do they eat? (serious I want to know India is too poor to import enough foodstuffs to feed a billion people and their farm land is surely covered in slum housing and garabge)

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livestrong.com/article/416463-what-type-of-food-do-the-people-in-india-eat/

Most of the country is farmers, idiot. Same as China.

probably something like this
youtu.be/y8k3NYNurmM

goyim babies

india makes a ton of food

tax policy experts

i don't leave leftovers, does that mean i'm making this family starve?

To be fair, goyish babies are the tastiest babies.

Yes - keep it up, user!

Sneed, feed and a little seed

India literally produces most of the spices and vegetables you eat daily retard. Most of their people are poor farmers who live to grow food season by season. The indian subcontinent is one of the most fertile places in the world. It's literally why the britbongs and the dutch and the portugese all fucking ran to invade them.
They are poor as fuck but food is literally the one place where they dont have a problem.

Imported crops and livestock from across the state/country since they're not currently at war and live in an age where transportation of perishable goods across large distances is very easy
plot armour

>his dad never said shit like "Grundy County" when crossing into it on a road trip

that genuinely sucks

good post

>orcs look like niggers
>all humans siding with Sauron are niggers
would this movie face any backlash if it was released in 2019?

They have a lot of fertilizer..

so you recognize that they are a country with a billion people but you still think that they could manage that while also having a food shortage?

>doesnt read the "welcome to" signs out loud, to himself
fucking yikes

>whites are good guys
This alone is more than enough for backlash in [current year]

yes newfriends, I was mocking a common post on Yea Forums with that same OP picture. that was the joke.

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>Is so socially bankrupt with his own family he sees this as some cringe normie activity
Have a vacation sweaty

>but what was Ungoliant's immigration policy

ungoliant had no interest in ruling
only feeding and breeding

they import everything, more importantly though what's their tax policy?

new york doesn't exist in Tolkien lore though? i don't see the point of this post.

I imagine the breeding would involve fucking and sucking?

I want to eat Karen Gillans pussy.

Underrated

Foreskins

Rats and goblin corpses
Poo

Her shit.
Just as I would.

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In the book the Pelennor Fields were all farmland and Hackson was too lazy to make abything but the Shire feel like a place people actually lived.

Also the ghosts never showed up there abd they couldn't physically hurt anyone anyway

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onions and onions based things

/pol/ btfo!

They eat crawdad, and when there is no crawdad to be found, they eat sand.

It's not just about the books (though Tolkien knew his shit)
This happens in every single fantasy movie with a roughly Medieval level of technology. People tend to think "oh yeah they didn't have modern farming equipment so the land would just be wild for the most part" for some retarded reason, when any city would have absolutely used every available acre around it for farming
Shit's infuriating

>most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature
He really was exceptionally autistic, eh? I love it

In the books Gondor is a kingdom, with many vassals, not a single city. And even then, the Pelennor Fields has farmland.

>Having to explain a well known meme

End yourself for the good of the realm.

>(though Tolkien knew his shit)

Yeah like in the book the Pelennor Fields were split by centuries old hedgerows which would have seriously impeded Rohan's counter-offensive if the Orcs hadn't been retarded and burned everything.

Your taxes, unironically.

goy foreskins. also that's an industrialized society with mass transportation, which was not something they had in pre-industrial cities such as those in middle-earth

>what do they eat
Lets find out..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trantor
>"the impossibility of proper administration ... under the uninspired leadership of the later Emperors was a considerable factor in the Fall." To support the needs and whims of the population, food from twenty agricultural worlds brought by ships in the tens of thousands, fleets greater than any navy ever constructed by the Empire. "Its dependence upon the outer worlds for food and, indeed, for all necessities of life, made Trantor increasingly vulnerable to conquest by siege. In the last millennium of the Empire, the monotonously numerous revolts made Emperor after Emperor conscious of this, and Imperial policy became little more than the protection of Trantor's delicate jugular vein" (Encyclopedia Galactica).[9]

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>Ah yes, Chicago. The Windy City

>people still think all humans are equals

Brine shrimp. That's literally what makes 'new york' pizza and bagels.

Used to work for a warehouse that shipped the crap in to pizza shops.

CGI sucks balls, especially back then. They should've made them in miniature or painting.

>Ah yes, Chicago. The Nigger Kingdom.