where were you when german females sold a diamond necklace with parts from fucking jesus christ crucifix that he died on for fucking 42k€ youtube.com
Where were you when german females sold a diamond necklace with parts from fucking jesus christ crucifix that he died...
Jason Bailey
Jaxon Green
I was being based
based
Jack Lee
fake
Lincoln Nelson
no its based
Aaron Roberts
You actually believe that? If so, I've got the spear pontius pilot used to stab em in the ribs. Sell it to you for 20k
Camden Long
its true
the old woman got it from a grandma that he cares for and went to church with
Jaxon Rivera
Limited time offer though. Buy now and get the ark of the covenant half off!
Samuel Moore
>with parts from fucking jesus christ crucifix that he died on
I bet there is an entire forest worth of these in circulation
Christopher Anderson
yeah
a similar cross was sold in rome for 2.2 million coule of years ago
Ryan Flores
It takes a special type of idiot to be that gullible. Seems they tend to flock to religion, so it makes sense
Christian Morales
>some old church lady has a piece of Jesus' cross
Michael Sullivan
>the wood Jesus was nailed to is still intact 2 millennia later
Ok pal
Benjamin Flores
sure mate
whatever makes you sleep at night
Jose Wood
*tips fedora*
Jaxon Martinez
>implying Constantine's mom just magically found the literal True Cross under Golgotha after hundreds of years of Roman neglect
yeah ok
Aiden Stewart
the cross has an unbroken seal from a past pope
Ryan Brooks
jesus was probably crucified on a simple stake
aint nobody had time back to make a nice cruciform out of neat little 2x4s for a method of execution that was seen as the most degrading
Adrian Martinez
>selling "holy relics" like """""splinters of the cross"""""" in Anno Domini MMXIX
Insane.
Cooper Green
your mother also had an unbroken seal until she met jamal
Julian Moore
>mfw iconoclasts were right
David Miller
help me out here Yea Forums
is OP:
A) actually fucking stupid enough to believe this is real
B) falseflagging to make religious people look foolish
C) loosely hiding an attempt at another worthless politics thread (based on the bizarre 'german' female specificity)
Dominic Russell
I mean, she IS old right?
Christian Watson
All women are whores and need to be publicly crucified
Adam Scott
>A) actually fucking stupid enough to believe this is real
it is real, sorry
>B) falseflagging to make religious people look foolish
no
>C) loosely hiding an attempt at another worthless politics thread (based on the bizarre 'german' female specificity)
no
you have some problems mate, get it together.
Joseph Stewart
A and C then
thanks