This is better than critics say

This is better than critics say.

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>arab comes to arabia
>helps the nords
>doesn't fuck their women
>fucks off back to arabia later on
Wouldn't be allowed today.

Yes

Indeed

he did fuck their women. and why did he fuck off again? wasn't he exiled?

>wasn't he exiled?
Not really. He was made ambassador to the north.

i cri everytim
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i mean practically. the boss back at home didn't like him stalking his wife so he made him ambassador in bumfuck nowhere.

the scene were he suddenly speaks their language after listening to them for some time is pretty silly

Great movie. If it had been made even a couple of years later it would have been filled with trash cgi.

Absolutely, wish there were more films like this.

the lighting wasn't very good if I remember correctly.

>best viking of all time is Czech

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'Silly'? That's not how you spell K I N O

And Skyrim high king

and the swede in smokin aces and erik in vikings

>step aside kid

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Vikings wearing a mix or Roman and 16th century armour.

Viking swords being two handed monstrosities when in fact they were relatively short and light.

Vikings living in filth and squalor.

Fucking garbage.

it's fantasy u dumbfuck

Based. The ninth gate is perfection. I got a job in a second hand bookshop after watching this in my early 20s. Annoyed that instead of hot satanist women stroking my groin and trying to steal my books I got fat men with BO wanting to buy my books. How do you become a book detective now that there's ebay? Can't believe Corso got a million quid to do something that would have taken minutes to do online.

Vikings DID live in filth and squalor. They were like cavemen.

Foreign exchange students become fluent in a about a month, so it isn't that far off.

kek, who? when? and how?

>brown savior narrative
not again..

Vikings were dirty cavemen who fucked their mothers, ate their dead and bathed in pig shit, the movie is way too favorable of them. Pure fantasy. Unwatchable if you ever read anything about the actual vikings

It's medieval fantasy, Shartiversity

They bade every week

>13th warrior
>brotherhood of the wolf
>master and commander
>predator

Name better kino, I dare you.

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I was really expecting the cavemen to be magical tho and see it go straight into fantastic territory

Robocop
The Duelists
Gladiator
Aliens

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Good until the last act. I literally laughed at the terrible dialogue in the big I'ma open the gate scene.

Still a good movie overall.

great movie. who gives a shit about the opinions of the critics or other people for that matter?

>week

Stink doesn't wait until Saturday, fucker.

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>name better kino i dare you

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This movie is fuckign amazing. The ending is kino pure.

um that sword is completely unhistorical, it's shit

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um duh, they didnt have cameras in 922

>tfw we will never see the original cut

The book is worth checking out. It's written from the perspective of Ibn Fadlan writing a history of his adventure after the fact which is then annotated by a modern historian.

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>eat shit, niggers!

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didn't know it was written by michael crichton. gonna check that out